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Re: I Served My Boyfriend With Jollof Mixed With My Shit – Ex-girlfriend Discloses by Nobody: 11:17pm On Feb 28, 2018
josh123:
Omg women are wicked, oo lord give pls give me the right woman to marry

I'm sorry most women are left women the right ones a extremely few.

grin

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Re: I Served My Boyfriend With Jollof Mixed With My Shit – Ex-girlfriend Discloses by Nobody: 11:17pm On Feb 28, 2018
josh123:
Omg women are wicked, oo lord give pls give me the right woman to marry


I'm sorry most women are left women the right ones a extremely few.

grin

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Re: I Served My Boyfriend With Jollof Mixed With My Shit – Ex-girlfriend Discloses by Burgerlomo: 11:19pm On Feb 28, 2018
Orisirisi, and the guy go dey ask for more cool
Re: I Served My Boyfriend With Jollof Mixed With My Shit – Ex-girlfriend Discloses by Nobody: 11:32pm On Feb 28, 2018
Whenever you become single, let me know, I have good lovely plans for you
LadyGoddiva:
Good luvin
Re: I Served My Boyfriend With Jollof Mixed With My Shit – Ex-girlfriend Discloses by Nobody: 11:33pm On Feb 28, 2018
lefulefu:


that thing some ladies apply in a man"s food to turn him to a zombie cheesy
some call it jazz
others call it remote control
some nickname it blackpowder cheesy
white ppl call it love portion
other ppl call koboni..abi efesodje? cheesy
in short it has many names cheesy

The known name in warri is called Kobnomi. Once a woman puts it in the man's food or her pussy the man turns into a zombie then does the ladies every wish. God help us angry

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Re: I Served My Boyfriend With Jollof Mixed With My Shit – Ex-girlfriend Discloses by RealGucci: 11:33pm On Feb 28, 2018
dats y i put cctv
everywhere
toilet o
kitchen o
outside o
even on phone.
i trust no bich
he shud shaply do yahoo
cause he don ova hammer
free stew laced with igbeh
inyama

yahoo plus boys
hear dis
dont eat direct
add it to stew and spice d shiit out

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Re: I Served My Boyfriend With Jollof Mixed With My Shit – Ex-girlfriend Discloses by Nobody: 11:37pm On Feb 28, 2018
No thanks
DonPiiko:
Whenever you become single, let me know, I have good lovely plans for you
Re: I Served My Boyfriend With Jollof Mixed With My Shit – Ex-girlfriend Discloses by Nobody: 11:41pm On Feb 28, 2018
I never take no for an answer
LadyGoddiva:
No thanks
Re: I Served My Boyfriend With Jollof Mixed With My Shit – Ex-girlfriend Discloses by Nobody: 11:48pm On Feb 28, 2018
Lmao ok
DonPiiko:
I never take no for an answer
Re: I Served My Boyfriend With Jollof Mixed With My Shit – Ex-girlfriend Discloses by TrumpDonald2: 11:48pm On Feb 28, 2018
BabbanBura:


Wow! Person go marry so?
My brother, am thinking the same thing oo. I'm now scared of women.
Re: I Served My Boyfriend With Jollof Mixed With My Shit – Ex-girlfriend Discloses by Donjazzy12(m): 11:54pm On Feb 28, 2018
LifeDrama:

A woman has made shocking revelation of the worst thing she has done to a man. She confessed of making her former lover eat her ‘toilet’ by mixing it with minced meat stew in a Jollof rice.

She disclosed to David Papa Bondze-Mbir of doing this as a payback to her ex-boyfriend that left her to marry another lady. She confessed together with other women in the private inbox of David Papa Bondze-Mbi on Facebook.

Below is the compilation of various confessions of women sharing the worst things they’ve done to the opposite sex.  

“He dated me for Three (3) years, and then left me for another woman. He married her actually. The worst thing I ever did to a man was to ask for a last night with him, a week to his wedding, to officially say goodbye. I prepared Jollof and minced meat Stew, with my Shit! I mixed the minced meat with my shit, spiced it up with so much flavored ingredients to reduce the smell of the shit. The stew looked so thick and nice and smelled good, I couldn’t be bothered to want to taste it.
He ate everything in the plate, meaning, it tasted good. I then congratulated him on his marriage. I moved on with my life.”
 “I had dated this guy for some years, and deep within me, wanted to marry him. He loved me too but he wasn’t sure whether or not to settle down. We were both ready to settle and spend the rest of our lives together… However, he was being unreasonable. Then my intuition drew my attention to certain, sudden changes. He was chatting/seeing another girl. A very pretty lady. My chances with him were becoming slim, so I drugged his drink, one night, at his home, with Ketamine. I had as much unprotected rides (sex) with him as I could, and then, cleaned him up.
The moment he woke up, I left his place. I got pregnant, and knowing him, he went ahead to do the right thing, to ask for my hand in marriage: because he didn’t want to raise a child outside marriage. We’ve done Eight (cool years already, as husband and wife. I love the way he treats me as his wife. I love the way he loves his kids. I love the way he loves me. He calls me so many times in a day to check on me. He helps me cook, clean and train the kids. He allows me so much time to rest.

What I did may have been wrong, but it got me the result I needed. And, it brought out the best in him too. I love my husband, and I will do anything to make him realize that.”

3. “I live with a scumbag, who is a cheat and a liar. I just don’t know how to trust my husband, Dave. He’s made ‘trust’ impossible for me. I tried the penis lock thing on him, but it did not work out. I later found out that I may have gotten his favorite fruit wrong. So, it was months after that try that I overheard our son, asking his daddy, what his favorite fruit was. It was Orange.

I chewed Four (4) Orange seeds, broke one fresh egg and took the yolk out and put it in my mouth, added a tablespoon full of schnapps, forcefully spoke my heart desire out, and then swallowed the whole thing. That night, before sleeping, I gave my husband an intensive Mouth Gig, making him pre-cum in my mouth, and then swallowed that too. We had very good sex that evening.

Prior to that, he used to have a very cheerful mood every time he returned from work. I saw a sudden change in him the following evening. He wasn’t himself. He wouldn’t play with our kids, he wouldn’t eat his dinner, nothing! Then we got to bed, and I realized he wanted to have sex with me. I practically heard him breathe a sigh of relief when his dick erected.

He wouldn’t talk to me about his problems, but I overheard him talk on phone one dawn, to his girlfriend, about not being able to have erection anymore. Apparently, he had tried sleeping with other girls to be sure he wasn’t imagining things. But with me, he could have it in its full strength. I know he is disturbed. I feel his shame anytime he wants to have sex with me; I feel his guilt and confusion, but I don’t care, Dave. I did what I had to do, and it worked. He cannot have erection anywhere else, except in my presence.

Now, nobody forces him to rush home to be with me. He’s become my best friend. Sometimes, it may be all wrong to be selfish in getting what you want, but it is also alright, especially, if it puts the other party in check. I am so happy now, Dave.”

4. “I gained admission to pursue a Master’s programme in the States, 12 years ago, and I didn’t have the funds to pay for my fees. My husband couldn’t help out either, so I discussed it with a friend in Chicago, to help out. She’s black American, and had been my Facebook friend for Two (2) years. She was willing to help out. I wanted to make it up to her in a way, but couldn’t think of anything; then I remembered she once mentioned, wanting to have a baby with a Ghanaian man.
In fact, she was crushing on my husband, when she made those comments years back, so I invited her to Ghana, pitched an idea to her as payment for her help. My husband didn’t know her, so the plan worked so easily.

I gave my friend every information about my husband’s whereabouts, gave directs to where ever my husband informed me of going, so they accidentally bounce into each other. My friend is very pretty, so I wasn’t bothered. After Six (6) unsuccessful attempts, my husband finally noticed her, and started a conversation, took her number, and began flirting with her.

They engaged in sexual activities for almost a month and Two (2) weeks. When my friend found out she was pregnant, she left Ghana, to the States – without even saying ‘bye’ to my husband. I remember how down my husband was – for months. The least this I did, he got pissed. The least thing the kids did, he would be pissed. He began losing weight, started to think and wander in thoughts, cry at dawn, after calling my friend’s Ghana phone number, which, of course, she threw the sim away.

When he sobered after a few months, I asked him what the problem was, he wouldn’t mind me… Then I asked if he was cheating on me, and he said, no! Rather, “I lost a huge business deal.”

I am done with my Master’s Degree, which was fully funded by my friend. She gave me accommodation when I was in the States, allowed me play a major role in her baby girl’s life, until I returned to Ghana. We are all happy now.”

5. “I got pregnant for a married man I was dating. He wouldn’t want to have a baby with me so he gave me money to abort it. I used the money to buy food ingredients, prepared the meal with my pregnant urine – the day he was visiting me, and helped him eat the whole food. That very evening, he sent me a text message when he got home, asking about the pregnancy, and how he wished I hadn’t aborted it. I told him I hadn’t.

Dave, he bought a Two (2) bedroom house for me, provided money every week for my upkeep, hired a personal driver for my rounds, checked on me every day, till date. He has his own kids with his wife, but it’s like, my baby is his major concern now. My mum once told me how she used the pregnant urine procedure to make my dad commit to my birth and upkeep. I just had to revisit and remake history.”

6. “The night I found out about my husband’s affair with his personal secretary, I had a dream, a terrible dream, that he had been arrested at the airport for drug possession. Two (2) weeks after knowing about the affair, he informed me of traveling to the UK on a job assignment. He was travelling with his personal assistant.

David, this world can be very interesting, you know? And you know some dreams do come true too at a point, don’t you? Because my husband was arrested at the airport, with his PA, for drug possession. Luckily for the young lady, she was set free. My husband has Nine (9) more years to serve in prison.
Apparently, someone planted the cocaine inside his luggage. I wish I know who. Lol! Anyway, I am glad I know where my husband is now, 24/7. I don’t have to worry any more about where or what or who he is with right now. I am a happy woman. So, for me the worst thing ever done would be, jubilating and living life to the fullest, after finding out about my husband’s arrest. Lol!”

7. “I left my husband-to-be at the altar. One of the women he was sleeping with left a package at my gate: A phone that had all of their chat conversations and audio recordings of their numerous phone calls. She had a video recording on the phone – of them having sex, and all these dated to when we were courting. I always had this inner discomfort about my intended marriage to him. I was in my 30’s, feeling ‘older’ in my own skin, and wanted so much to be a ‘Mrs.’, somebody’s ‘Mrs.’. I was scared of being alone, I felt I was under so much pressure to settle down – because all of my age mates were getting married and having babies, that, I thought I was behind.

I almost rushed into marriage with him. Dave, I left him at the altar on our wedding day. And I made sure the phone delivered to me was sent to him in church – for his viewing pleasure. It was delivered to him on the altar by one of his best men. I drove to Holy Trinity Spa, to relax and rethink. I am still single, but very happy with myself. I am excelling at work. I am building myself up. I am feeling hopeful for the very best future ahead of me.”

8. “Well David, some people might see this as nothing but anyone who knows me very well will know this to be my extreme. I dated this guy for almost Six (6) years. I was faithful – he wasn’t (serial cheater), I gave him everything – he gave me nothing. For 6yrs I endured every emotional abuse possible. Someone will ask why I stayed for so long? I can only say I was very young and naive when I met him and he was wonderful in the beginning so I fell hard. And also I knew one day my time will come if I was patient enough. He used to break up with me most times when he found a new conquest just for the freedom to fool around and come back to me when he was done. He thought I didn’t know. As naive as I was and with encouragement and support from his parents and siblings I accepted him back. So unfortunately the last time he did that was a few days to Valentine ’s Day, and that was the day I decided, NO MORE!

My heart had been broken enough. God being so good, I had reconnected with an old friend who helped me selflessly at one point. Someone I knew from way back before I met this my ex. We started chatting as friends again and it gradually moved to something serious. It gave me the confidence I needed to get over my ex and move on. I knew my ex would come back with absolute certainty and this time I waited with pleasure. Well, he did come back a few months later and he realized something was different. I wasn’t so receptive. He went all out to make it up to me this time because he had planned to marry me the following year.

I believe he sensed losing me so he decided then to be serious. Not to blow my own horn but I am a very good woman, the best he had in every way and he knew it. But what he didn’t know and never dreamed was that I had accepted to marry this old friend of mine and I was planning my wedding. I accepted my ex, humored him. Made sure he was happy and secure in the knowledge that he still had me, ‘the LOVE OF HIS LIFE ‘. Only for him to wake up one Sunday morning to pictures of my marriage. He fell sick at once and had diarrhea for 3 days straight. He broke-down. It’s been 4yrs and counting and I’ve never regretted my choice once. I’m the happiest woman alive and I finally know what peace and security feels like. And he has just been moving from one girl to the next, struggling to find a ‘GOOD ONE’. My advice to anyone in such a situation is to just be patient and pray. Your time will come.”

9. “My husband has a character I despise. And, I had vowed never to have a child with him to inherit such character traits/genes. So I slept with his brother instead to get pregnant.”

10. “I needed a confession from my husband, so I paid a group of strong guys, enough money, to attack our home one dawn, and also threaten to kill my husband, if he did not confess to sleeping with the girlfriend of one of the robbers. The girl he confessed sleeping with – was the same girl I suspected was having an affair with. They beat my husband mercilessly, and then warned him to keep off her. Now, he walks on pins and needles when he goes out.”

11. “I lied about being a virgin to marry the man of my dreams. But truth is, I have slept with over 89 men. I had to survive at the University in order to pay my fees, so I managed to convince him by making believe something ‘virgin-like, on our honeymoon.”

12. “I was living a certain kind of life in the past that – getting pregnant was a ‘no-no’, so I had my womb tied. I had a daughter before making that decision. I gave my baby up for adoption, years ago, even though I know where she is and which family she is with. My husband has no idea of this past, and thinks, we ain’t getting pregnant because it’s not in ‘God’s time yet.’ I have bribed our family doctor to keep telling my husband everything is alright with both of us, and that, we both should keep trying for that baby. I am paying this doctor GHs 10, 000 every year, to stick to that script. That is my worst thing hidden from my husband.”

13. “I found out in December, that I am HIV+, I haven’t told my husband yet. We both have cheated in our marriage, however, I do not know who contracted it. So I am still being his wife, doing every duty, until he finds out about his own status.”


From the David Papa Bondze-Mbir’s Facebook page.

Source: http://mandynews.com/2018/02/28/i-served-my-boyfriend-with-jollof-mixed-with-my-shit/
And some foolish men here are busy fighting for women! Big time idiots. The intruiging thing is that non of those clueless men had any idea that their supposed wives are behind their issues.

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Re: I Served My Boyfriend With Jollof Mixed With My Shit – Ex-girlfriend Discloses by achiever12: 12:13am On Mar 01, 2018
Gourdoinc:
this is really disturbing. anyway what you don't know won't kill you. don't judge these women my brothers because they spoke out. if your so called loving wife or gf speak out. even if all the oceans turns in wine or ogogoro, it won't be enough to drown our sorrows, nor enough towels to wipe our tears. daughters of eve, Ada eve

OK o. If your wife brings a bastard pregnancy and calls him your son, it's also good if you don't know so dat you can raise a bastard child as your own.

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Re: I Served My Boyfriend With Jollof Mixed With My Shit – Ex-girlfriend Discloses by brymobello1: 12:33am On Mar 01, 2018
Na who post dis handout abeg angry
Re: I Served My Boyfriend With Jollof Mixed With My Shit – Ex-girlfriend Discloses by ohem007(m): 1:06am On Mar 01, 2018
Asin ehn... Who even get time to read this long talk.....


But
The man should not have done what he did..

Even if she told him she was pregnant does not mean it the end of the world..

He should have told kunle about all the escapade with biola now see what he has turn to...



A beggar

*sigh*

ayè ma le
Re: I Served My Boyfriend With Jollof Mixed With My Shit – Ex-girlfriend Discloses by Alum34(m): 1:41am On Mar 01, 2018
Men learn to cook your own food to avoid stories that touch the heart. If any woman serve me food, she go first thirst am. I can't come and be eaten poo alone.

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Re: I Served My Boyfriend With Jollof Mixed With My Shit – Ex-girlfriend Discloses by centboy123456(m): 1:48am On Mar 01, 2018
BabbanBura:


Wow! Person go marry so?


brother me self tried oh be like say na baby mama sure pass oh
Re: I Served My Boyfriend With Jollof Mixed With My Shit – Ex-girlfriend Discloses by BraniacX(m): 1:52am On Mar 01, 2018
GOD i thank you for
my girlfriend! just imagine! undecided
Re: I Served My Boyfriend With Jollof Mixed With My Shit – Ex-girlfriend Discloses by majorbravo: 1:53am On Mar 01, 2018
May God save us from Witchcraft and Demons.
The stories are from a ghanaian's facebook inbox.
Ghana well done! I hope Nigerian women don't do these things too.
Lord! is this the kind of sin you see and have to forgive? I beg thee, Save us men from these evil women!
May we never marry our own demise.

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Re: I Served My Boyfriend With Jollof Mixed With My Shit – Ex-girlfriend Discloses by Nobody: 2:04am On Mar 01, 2018
Naija girls have zero Joy! grin grin grin grin

Peoples destiny's shocked shocked shocked shocked

I'm not understanding undecided

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Re: I Served My Boyfriend With Jollof Mixed With My Shit – Ex-girlfriend Discloses by Revolva(m): 3:01am On Mar 01, 2018
cheesy fear women
Re: I Served My Boyfriend With Jollof Mixed With My Shit – Ex-girlfriend Discloses by ashala(m): 3:44am On Mar 01, 2018
Nutase:
Men can bring out the demons in any woman.

Tah mechie onu there. Now don't even try to justify any of those wicked acts.

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Re: I Served My Boyfriend With Jollof Mixed With My Shit – Ex-girlfriend Discloses by kkon(m): 5:01am On Mar 01, 2018
Hmmmm speechless
Re: I Served My Boyfriend With Jollof Mixed With My Shit – Ex-girlfriend Discloses by Phemmyhohjor(m): 6:25am On Mar 01, 2018
My bae wan cook come my place on Friday.. I told her i won't be at home. This is a banger.
Re: I Served My Boyfriend With Jollof Mixed With My Shit – Ex-girlfriend Discloses by InfernoNig: 7:23am On Mar 01, 2018
Everyday I see reason not to get married. I think surrogacy is better for me.

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Re: I Served My Boyfriend With Jollof Mixed With My Shit – Ex-girlfriend Discloses by tivta(m): 7:39am On Mar 01, 2018
we men need to start cooking for ourselves
Re: I Served My Boyfriend With Jollof Mixed With My Shit – Ex-girlfriend Discloses by cococandy(f): 7:45am On Mar 01, 2018
I could not even read halfway. Where do they find these types of disgusting dirty ladies from?

Edited
Now that I’ve read all of it, #7,8 and 10 aren’t bad. I’d say it serves those men right.
Re: I Served My Boyfriend With Jollof Mixed With My Shit – Ex-girlfriend Discloses by hopeforcharles(m): 7:54am On Mar 01, 2018
Deo1986:
Well those shite i just read can't befall us real men 'cause we give no commitment to any girl. Just have the sex, pay her her dues and she's off... No string attach.
Bro that is how I roll, but it's not life you are just wasting strength, resources and becoming more inresponsibility, things are going down, we just have to be careful. But I just found love recently I hope and believe she is not as one of these women.
Re: I Served My Boyfriend With Jollof Mixed With My Shit – Ex-girlfriend Discloses by Ellabae(f): 7:56am On Mar 01, 2018
Na wa. See funny nd scary stories. Some women are unpredictable.
Re: I Served My Boyfriend With Jollof Mixed With My Shit – Ex-girlfriend Discloses by bikefab(m): 8:12am On Mar 01, 2018
Women are a necessary evil..!
Re: I Served My Boyfriend With Jollof Mixed With My Shit – Ex-girlfriend Discloses by deebsman1(m): 8:28am On Mar 01, 2018
josh123:
Omg women are wicked, oo lord give pls give me the right woman to marry

Big amen
Re: I Served My Boyfriend With Jollof Mixed With My Shit – Ex-girlfriend Discloses by emmysoftyou: 8:46am On Mar 01, 2018
Men this is terrible..
Nawa o
Re: I Served My Boyfriend With Jollof Mixed With My Shit – Ex-girlfriend Discloses by rita25(f): 8:58am On Mar 01, 2018
lemme try that urine and poo therapy on my man after knowing his best fruit..........shege this guy don enter one chance with me fro today after all these post I just read grin

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