1. When they remember how they've lost good men out of youthful exuberance

2. When the broke guy they dumped his ass for a rich man has now become rich and wealthy and rich man is now broke. They are like "see how I use ojokokoro take ruin my life"

3. They become so active on social media pretending to be whiling away time

4. When reality dawn on them, elaborate wedding is ruled out and they stop dreaming about imaginary houses and cars. By this time, man na man as long as he get two legs and joystick

Airforce1 don give you weed smoke abii

5. The way they sit their asses down in their houses on valentine's day when their friends have gone out with their boyfriends

6. They join "being single rocks", "men are worthless", "men are dogs", "I don't need a man to be happy", "all men are the same" crew

Waiting for the silly points he will give

7. Out of frustration, they become so tough and graduate into feminists and begin to throw tantrums online.

8. When age is no longer on their side, dem go port enter choir use am corner brother Moses into marriage

9. They devise strategies on how to use pregnancy to trap the brother down since their parents no want make dem marry the brother

10. When yam finally land, the whole world must know that they have finally hooked a brother

Number 10 as usual...spot on

Nigerian ladies are one funny bunch

>Some of them have very high standards and they believe in this fallacy/fantasy that every one of them will meet a young, rich and handsome guy

However, when reality finally dawn upon them, it's often too late and they end up settling with plan F

>Some of them claim to want a God fearing men, but even God will fear the kind of 'play boy" they are secretly lusting for.

>it is also weird that some ladies are also attracted to men that don't really care about their emotions, not particularly a play boy but a blunt and sometimes rude guy,

Despite most ladies always claiming to prefer men that take their emotions into consideration

When they eventually wake up in the morning and discover that number 10 was actually a dream...

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hmm..lemme charge phone first

Oyindidi:

oyindi ma'am

Number 6, though !

tosyne2much:
4. They stop dreaming about imaginary houses and cars. By this time, man na man as long as he get two legs

Three legs

tosyne2much:
5. When they finally get trap a man down and their parents insist they can't marry him

This Tosin funny