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Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by Gaspardd(m): 7:00pm On Mar 01, 2019
This event happend 2011 in my undergrad days.
Was in thesame faculty with this girl, she was very cute and somehow our eyes used to meet whenever we were in class. This happened repeatedly that i was convinced that yea she was the one for me(virgins lol grin grin).

Whenever i come back from lectures i used to jist my frieds about this girl that used to stare at me, they would cheer me up, and i would respond with pride.
I decided to step things up by trying to catch the time she would come in for lectures and sit beside her. It was tough but one time i was lucky, even lent her my pen and left it with her afterwards. All this while in my mind, i don see gf, but i never spoke a word to her but damn i thought we had this nonverbal friendship thing going on and i would always daydream about how i will write her love poems, surprise her with gifts(got this from laws of seduction).

At the last lecture of the semester i decided to be brave for once in my lifetime by introducin myself to her and stuff but on tapping her on the shoulder after class, her response was harsh, like i wanted to steal from her or sth. She walked off hurriedly and i ran towards her tryin to remind her we re classmates and that i even lent her my pen once. She said that was actually the first time she would be seeing me in her whole entire life. I was speechless. At the end she hailed down a bike and climbed.
That day i actually lost hope in myself and humanity and i wanted to leave this planet.

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Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by Maccarthy(m): 7:05pm On Mar 01, 2019
Lol.. She remembers you but she doesn't like you. She understood you were about to advance so she cuts you off. Guy code, never run after a girl hurrying away.

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Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by Nobody: 7:09pm On Mar 01, 2019
Don't try tapping someone from behind again

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Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by CosmicPhoenix: 7:14pm On Mar 01, 2019
your mouth odour chased her away

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Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by Uglymind: 7:25pm On Mar 01, 2019
That is why prostitutes are reliable
Love will ruin you

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Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by Gaspardd(m): 7:34pm On Mar 01, 2019
Maccarthy:
Lol.. She remembers you but she doesn't like you. She understood you were about to advance so she cuts you off. Guy code, never run after a girl hurrying away.
Well in retrospect i later realised this. But then as at when this stuff happened, it was the most shocking thing i had ever experienced in my life.

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Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by Gaspardd(m): 7:35pm On Mar 01, 2019
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Don't try tapping someone from behind again
Lesson learnt and btw it happened 8yrs ago, i have actually grown up.

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Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by Nobody: 7:38pm On Mar 01, 2019
Maybe she didn't really like you
That's why I don't like behaving too friendly with boys
They always mistake a girls friendliness for green light

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Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by Starboytwo(m): 7:48pm On Mar 01, 2019
i decided to be brave for once in my lifetime

Now this part got me grin... The thing nor easy

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Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by Gaspardd(m): 7:48pm On Mar 01, 2019
henriettttta:
Maybe she didn't really like you
That's why I don't like behaving too friendly with boys
They always mistake a girls friendliness for green light
Thing is i fell in love so easily, even sn holding my hand is even enuf for me to fell in live with that person(strictly females). Even now thats still me and i dont ever see that changing. So you can imagine how many heart breaks ive had in my life. embarassed embarassed embarassed. But i do not blame myself, i blame girls that wont stop going beyond boundaries. angry angry

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Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by PrimadonnaO(f): 8:37pm On Mar 01, 2019
The concluding part of this story killed me! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Babe's wickid! grin

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Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by SkinnyDude(m): 8:44pm On Mar 01, 2019
Gaspardd:

Well in retrospect i later realised this. But then as at when this stuff happened, it was the most shocking thing i had ever experienced in my life.
what later happened?? did you talk to her the next time?

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Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by SkinnyDude(m): 8:46pm On Mar 01, 2019
henriettttta:
Maybe she didn't really like you
That's why I don't like behaving too friendly with boys
They always mistake a girls friendliness for green light
i love your stature sha. Slim thick

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Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by Nobody: 8:47pm On Mar 01, 2019
Countless green lights... But my pride and ego won't let me. There's nothing more disappointing than a girl giving you green light and then you approach only to find out she never even thought of you in that way. Your self esteem gets smashed against the wall and the girl would feel you can be easily manipulated.

God help you if a girl gives you the green light and you play along hoping to win her heart someday. She go too use you ehnn, sotey no single oil would be left on your skin.

And if she wants to finish you, make she dey reply your chats with... OK baby, Thanks dear, Hey boo, Alright dear... grin

As we speak, another one is giving me green light. She won't let me rest on WhatsApp, sotey I disable my 'last seen'. Once you open your mouth to ask them out, shakara don start be dat. grin grin

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Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by dingbang(m): 8:55pm On Mar 01, 2019
Eya.. Damn these girls bruh

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Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by Nobody: 9:00pm On Mar 01, 2019
A lot. I even get angry sometimes

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Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by Nobody: 9:14pm On Mar 01, 2019
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Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by SkinnyDude(m): 9:35pm On Mar 01, 2019
henriettttta:


Thanks
you are welcome
Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by Deicide: 9:57pm On Mar 01, 2019
Lemme park my Benz here grin

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Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by Adasun(m): 10:15pm On Mar 01, 2019
henriettttta:


Thanks
nothing special.



maybe u have an ugly face,dats why u hid it.

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Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by MisterBash(m): 10:53pm On Mar 01, 2019
well.. Here is mine..it happened I met this igbo lady on my pop..luckily for me, we both reside in Lagos so I got her number.. invited her few days I got home ND...after entertaining her properly.. normal intention as a guy was running in my head.. before I knew it she started playing Joro by simi,nd was singing along also. carefully enjoying her melodic voice until she said "I dey give you signal..............."
tot that was an invitation... my brothers and sisters... tried ND tried, ordinary kiss I no receive from her.. it's was later I realized she just love dat track.

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Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by noni14(m): 10:54pm On Mar 01, 2019
na them they rush us

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Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by delectablegyal(f): 11:11pm On Mar 01, 2019
Adasun:
nothing special.




maybe u have an ugly face,dats why u hid it.





it is a bait. watch guys storm her mail hoping to see the face behind the nice physique. that is what she wants. attention.

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Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by delectablegyal(f): 11:14pm On Mar 01, 2019
MisterBash:
well.. Here is mine..it happened I met this igbo lady on my pop..luckily for me, we both reside in Lagos so I got her number.. invited her few days I got home ND...after entertaining her properly.. normal intention as a guy was running in my head.. before I knew it she started playing Joro by simi,nd was singing along also. carefully enjoying her melodic voice until she said "I dey give you signal..............."
tot that was an invitation... my brothers and sisters... tried ND tried, ordinary kiss I no receive from her.. it's was later I realized she just love dat track.




she left you with blue what?cheesy.

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Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by careytommy37(m): 11:18pm On Mar 01, 2019
MisterBash:
well.. Here is mine..it happened I met this igbo lady on my pop..luckily for me, we both reside in Lagos so I got her number.. invited her few days I got home ND...after entertaining her properly.. normal intention as a guy was running in my head.. before I knew it she started playing Joro by simi,nd was singing along also. carefully enjoying her melodic voice until she said "I dey give you signal..............."
tot that was an invitation... my brothers and sisters... tried ND tried, ordinary kiss I no receive from her.. it's was later I realized she just love dat track .
Story......... She was just gauging your level of gullibility to know how she can run her maga games on you.
I know these type.
@OP, when you trying to strike a convo with someone and they act like they don't know you, never pay them any form of acknowledgement again. Just be acting like they don't exist. Even if they later start greeting you, respond as if you are seeing them for the first time.
Also, as someone above said, never run after a girl hurrying away

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Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by Nobody: 11:42pm On Mar 01, 2019
Adasun:
nothing special.




maybe u have an ugly face,dats why u hid it.


Shut up
See this frustrated goat
Because you go carry oyibo picture put am for your profile you think say naso you really be
Oga put your real picture make we see am if you no go ugly pass oshiomole grin grin
Benue cow

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Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by Nobody: 11:44pm On Mar 01, 2019
Adasun:
nothing special.




maybe u have an ugly face,dats why u hid it.


At least I know I'm finer than you

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Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by Jagaban880: 11:49pm On Mar 01, 2019
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Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by consultancy: 12:08am On Mar 02, 2019
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Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by consultancy: 12:16am On Mar 02, 2019
Gaspardd:
This event happend 2011 in my undergrad days.
Was in thesame faculty with this girl, she was very cute and somehow our eyes used to meet whenever we were in class. This happened repeatedly that i was convinced that yea she was the one for me(virgins lol grin grin).

Whenever i come back from lectures i used to jist my frieds about this girl that used to stare at me, they would cheer me up, and i would respond with pride.
I decided to step things up by trying to catch the time she would come in for lectures and sit beside her. It was tough but one time i was lucky, even lent her my pen and left it with her afterwards. All this while in my mind, i don see gf, but i never spoke a word to her but damn i thought we had this nonverbal friendship thing going on and i would always daydream about how i will write her love poems, surprise her with gifts(got this from laws of seduction).

At the last lecture of the semester i decided to be brave for once in my lifetime by introducin myself to her and stuff but on tapping her on the shoulder after class, her response was harsh, like i wanted to steal from her or sth. She walked off hurriedly and i ran towards her tryin to remind her we re classmates and that i even lent her my pen once. She said that was actually the first time she would be seeing me in her whole entire life. I was speechless. At the end she hailed down a bike and climbed.
That day i actually lost hope in myself and humanity and i wanted to leave this planet.
u need to understand the average Nigerian girl. even when they have nothing, their pride is top notch. what happened was this: you didn't case her very well before you approached.probably she still had her friends around or other male admirers, and she didnt want to lose them or appear cheap tothem by responding to you so quickly. you would have tailed her till she was alone, or at least in a less crowded place, i bet you, she would give you attention. some are enlightened and respond very well to an arm of friendship extended, but otherslike this ur girl, pride will not allow them

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Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by Nobody: 12:21am On Mar 02, 2019
Gaspardd:

Thing is i fell in love so easily, even sn holding my hand is even enuf for me to fell in live with that person(strictly females). Even now thats still me and i dont ever see that changing. So you can imagine how many heart breaks ive had in my life. embarassed embarassed embarassed. But i do not blame myself, i blame girls that wont stop going beyond boundaries. angry angry
same here bro, I find it easy to fall in love too. pesin don encounter plenty heartbreak no be small

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