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Celebrities / Re: Uchenna Nnanna, Her Husband & Son In Matching Denim On Denim by myfantasies(f): 11:25pm
Pls stand up ooh...

Soap is expensive nowadays grin
Don't worry

I will use black soap

grin grin
Politics / Re: Why Babangida, Gusau Removed Me From Power – Buhari by lohresloco: 11:25pm
This man should have been shot a long time ago to save us all this bs

Its typical of the man, blame everybody but himself.
Romance / Re: 13 Situations Only Girls Understand by kazyhm(m): 11:25pm
Romance / Re: Harmful Effects Of Pornography by slytubadth(m): 11:25pm
me in skul dosnt stop anything jor.. We will cause trouble togeda don't worry ore
you will cause trouble shey? dont worry, your ban will be longer then river niger.
Education / Re: Breaking News: Hnd/bsc Dichotomy Removed. by bluflame(f): 11:25pm
dose this mean that after hnd we proceed to masters instead of passing through pgd?
Nairaland / General / Re: Lionel Messi Go Blonde In New Picture(photos) by whitebeard(m): 11:25pm
Family / Re: Why Kids Can’t Be Left Alone With Their Dads(funny Pics) by PeachyP(f): 11:25pm
Haha cheesy
Romance / Grateful by Lordkratus(m): 11:25pm
wanna thank God for being steadfast.after graduation from Uniben geology over four years just secured a well paid oil exploration job in warri.currently at groover land in warri for those who know the city well enjoying the benefits of my first pay and the olosho are showing so much love.my mama thought me well love my bar to bits she has has been there through the thick and thing.just happy and thankful
Romance / Re: Is This Racist? by AnakinSkywalker(m): 11:25pm

Men of European descent have a repugnance for thick or big bodies. Full not big lips are okay, no big butts or thighs. Big breasts are in. Just moderate to slim body types. And black men barely compliment slim women

Thanks for your input anyway

The black men you think like plump women is generally not so. There are lots of European men who will die for a black woman. They work a lot as Expats. Here in Nigeria. Who are those patronizing all the call girls of African descent in Spain, Italy etc.

Anyway,in Nigeria some men like them big and thick.A lot don't either. It is almost a 50/50 thing.

I prefer the petite. I cannot recall having had anything to do with a girl that was not petite. As a matter of fact, I tend to see fat/thick women as unhygenic or dirty. So do not think that they see you as cute because you are fat,but because you are cute so.

If you could, I would tell you to enjoy the attention. wink
Celebrities / Re: Checkout Mercy Aigbe-gentry's Stunning Look To City People Awards (photos) by jaymejate(m): 11:25pm
Mai sit de watch as them de paint her for the pics
Romance / Re: 13 Situations Only Girls Understand by allytinted(m): 11:24pm
Girls and indecision are like.....

Crime / Re: DSS Press Release by spafu(m): 11:24pm
Business / Re: 7 Home Business Advice To Help You Get Started by Haute: 11:24pm
Celebrities / Re: Do You Recognize This Man ? by Flexherbal(m): 11:24pm
He looks so different from the messi i know.
Education / Re: Unilag Postgraduate MASTERS/MSC 2016/2017 Past Question & Answers Download Here by ambassadorgozie(m): 11:24pm

My brother, unlike MDSS, entrance exam for HISS (M.A History) is quite tough. You'd write and write!
I believe you have a background in History. I have past questions for both programmes.

You can drop your digits, I'd make copies.

Tans..i nid it like kilode!


Waiting to hear from..
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by orimion(m): 11:24pm

Romance / Re: Selfie Topic by sirjakez(m): 11:24pm
I vote Vizkiz
Cc NLjega
Computers / Re: BBM Web Development Channel Created by ahless(m): 11:24pm
Religion / Re: Sultan Of Sokoto Charges Charges All Muslims In Nigeria To A Task by plappville(f): 11:24pm

are you implying that killings by boko haram is right according to islam?

The boko harams are the true muslims. They defend the teaching of Muhammad. cheesy
Phones / Re: Help!!! I Cannot Reply Or Drop Comments Again On Nairaland by harmbhrosz(m): 11:23pm
Seun I was also banned UNJUSTLY

I didn't make that comment, coz I'm nota religionist nor do I hate any religion, most of my friends from childhood up till my current friends are Muslims so there's no how on earth I made the statement I was banned for

The screenshot is attached below of what I said, my last comment for that day is also attached below.

I think this has to do with who I quoted last about the senseless post he made.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: ~ Pride Of London by Ibime(m): 11:23pm

It is not Pochettino's 'confidence to play him' that made Alli displace Bentaleb from midfield and later push Eriksen out of the number 10 position.

Bentaleb was injured mate for almost all of last season.

Infact, I like that guy Bentaleb. I for like make Chelsea sign am.

@ Nateevs,

Most of your points are agreeable. The fact is a manager has no incentive to play a player on loan that the club does not make any money from. That is why Christensen and Musonda had to have 2 years and 18 months loan respectively, because no manager is interested in developing another club's player. That is why Ake's feat last season was so outstanding.

I was also thinking about that boy Jeremie Boga's loan to Rennes last season. Boga is a decent player, a right-footed right-winger. But what chance did he stand loaning him to Rennes to compete against Ousmane Dembele, one of the hottest youngsters in Europe in the same position who Rennes were trying to develop and sell on for megabucks?
Business / Re: My Journey In Fx by JLINE(m): 11:23pm
i just observed a weekly chart and monthly chart of my gold trade and they are saying otherwise...its showing sell,closed the trade and revalued it and saw that i had to flip the buy to sell right away. trade taken shown belwo...

Properties / I Need A Land In Surulere...urgently Needed!! by blitzman: 11:23pm
Hello nairalanders,

I am seriously and urgently in need of a small piece of land in surulere measuring between 200 to 250 square meters to buy.

Ijesha, lawanson, orile, coker aguda are areas i am not interested in.

Please drop your number or whatsapp me on 07036816465 if you have one.

Budget 5million (I can do more is the location is fantastic)
Romance / Re: Wow! Can We Find This Type Of Lady In Nigeria? (photos) by solid3(m): 11:23pm
Whaaaaaat! shocked shocked
Education / Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta 2016/2017 Admissions by desmondfem: 11:23pm
Joint Admission Board wishes to inform the general public that 2016 Jamb Posting of Candidates to they institutions Closing on 30th July. those candidates already Posted should visit they institution for screening and registration.

For those Candidates that has Not been posted yet should Contact Jamb admn portal for Assistance now to be posted to your
institution before the jamb Candidates posting deadline.

Investment / Re: How Profitable Is Garri Processing? Find Out Now!!! by garriguy: 11:23pm
2. You are so smart wink and quick in the game, you actually may have gotten your branded garri into the popular supermarkets around you. And buyers have no choice but to buy it since most supermarkets deal wiyth a brand unless, of course, someone else is supersmart and have decided to proffer one with a better prfit to them. Either way, that’s the only way you sell a branded garri without exporting. Other ways are when you sell in offices and to targeted elites around brand.

3. Your market is the majority (the masses, the average earners). In Nigeria alone, almost 150million belongs to the average class and you must find this staple food in their home. Many look into exporting, but what they failed realise is that the local market is able to consume any tons you want to produce. But, exportation gives more value in monetary terms!

Pls, don’t be part of the people saying garri is poor man’s food.. angry angry Abeg, garri is food and it’s even Cassava flakes sef, if we have to package am and give it a proper name. Just like corn flakes… Na Cassava flakes. More or less like golden morn abi wetin dem dey call am? grin grin

…Now, if you want to know more about garri production and how to manage your garri factory, kindly buy my manual for just 1,000. You can aslo buy through recharge card.

Now, to the matter…

By now, you should have known that you need at least four (4) tons of fresh tubers to get a ton of garri. A ton of garri is twenty (20) bags of 50kg.

You will permit me to skip the processes of garri making as that is already explained in the manual or kindly visit a local factory.

Now, let’s use a worst case scenario in our calculations… I like that because it leaves no room for error. And hey, shout out to all ye smartasses, who have been posing as potential clients, troubling my life for a profit analysis, just to write a credible business plan for their clients, oya, food is ready ooo. ..LOL… come and copy and paste. But wait, realise that this is not the actual process or price, this one is just… u know…*winks*

below are example of architectural sketches we delivered to various clients across the nation. Just contact me: +2347035593128

Romance / Re: Story About My Poop by Sexxkillz: 11:23pm
On a normal day I would have been engrossed in the kiss but my mind was on my pocket. I dint want to lean too close so he wouldn't feel it or smell it. I also dint want to seem suspicious. So the kiss was awful and he began to fidget. I guess he knew something was up.... I knew I had to calm him down so I changed his concentration and placed his hand on my shoulders then sat on his lap.
Now I had to pray he dint think of holding my waist.......

F R O Z E N F I R E ' S M I N D
#TheFartQueen #Frozenfire
Girls. . .

All in a bid to make a guy believe they don't poop or fart. . .

Romance / Re: ANGRY GIRL: How To Reply An Angry Message From An Angry Girl By iLegend (pix) by KINGinVAHALA: 11:23pm
ilegend. This is dope. You can still sue those bloggers all the same.... all what you post are your intellectual properties. I'm just waiting for the first blod that will plagiarize the story I'm writting on NL. Thank Goodness I copyrighted it

My Man!
Romance / Re: Sex Of Humor: How To Develop A Sense Of Humor In Days by iLegend by dryakson: 11:23pm

Which of them?
boss what about those stammering ? Have being following all your thread and your tricks are working. Any help?
Health / Re: Poisons: Dietary Tips On How To Get Rid Of Poisons. by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 11:23pm
This topic is frontpage worthy. Very very informative. I remembered when i mistakenly ingested "sniper" omo i see "oba" that day. My belle come dey swell. Na grinded charcoal, pure honey and red palm oil na him save me dat day. Na dat day i know say there is a thin line between life and death.
I nearly vomited my heart,lungs and intestine.
Thank you Jesus.
Nairaland / General / Re: How True Can This Be? by whitebeard(m): 11:23pm
doesn't look like Photoshop... I have seen this before.. and it has been long

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