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Health / Re: How Many Hours Do You Sleep In A Day? by obaayo2: 1:30am
donsteady:
I track my lit and deep sleep every day, some times I spend 5 to 6 hours of deep sleep and 1 to 3 hours or lit sleep.
mind sharing te name of this application?
thanks
Celebrities / Re: An Interview With Refiner,Optional1, Lanicky and Demiladegold by TreasurePhoenix: 1:30am
DarkforLANICKY:


i think the word empty vessel should be used to describe you considering the amount of blatherskite & baseless accusations you've graced this thread with. ciao. don't quote this account again!

You don't know what baseless means..go through my posts...for every criticism.. I backed it up.... Now stfu and go to bed. Quote me again and I'll be sure to give it to you back to back
Phones / Re: Best Games To Download For Your Android Device by guydangerous: 1:30am
jaiyejina:
the Game is special dude, if you've not played it you won't understand
well i haven't played it though,i will give it a trial one day
Literature / How Much Is A Kitty-Cat Worth (+18) by prynczzwonda(m): 1:30am
“How much is a Kitty-Cat worth?”
I offered a joystick—I mean a penny as means of exchange for some clarity, because I was ready—ready for the truth, or the next best option. You see I felt less human, and more like a pig, or maybe something worse—like I said, I felt like a pig—a pig in a pig’s stein. Unfortunately my moments of filth were the only moments I had with her—I mean my moments of filth were in her, and those moments where brief, but they represented everything about us…
“How much is a Kitty-Cat worth.”
She looked at me with more disgust and less remorse. I thought maybe I had presented my curiosity in the most primitive and displeasing way. So I represented my question, hoping to engage her in so meaningful conversation for the very first time, after months of strenuous physical draining exercise we engaged in most nights—under covers—undercover, and I asked, “How much is your Kitty-Cat worth?”
“Excuse me?,” she said. I mean excusing you has being my defense mechanism for far too long. Every time I cowardly hide behind my own mental fabrication—finding refuge in them like a runaway kid, miles away from the comfort of his bed. Excuse you?! Dam!!!—I never called her that though. Thought about it maybe once or twice, but I never really did. Somewhere deep inside I was complied with compassion for her. I knew that no matter the animalistic tendencies she chose to displayed, it was only a matter of time until she understood that a park mentality was the only reason she was being bleeped in the back—and I mean no doggy style. Clearly a dog knows no better.
“How much is a Kitty-Cat worth?”
“I don’t know,” she said this time, quite honestly. “Maybe you can tell me. How much am I worth?”
“Clearly more than you give yourself credit for.”
She smiled. “Coming from a dog that has been institutionalized, I will take that as a compliment.” And right there I felt insulted, but she continued: “You see my nigga, a lot of niggas like yourself are broke.”
And I thought out loud, “Money isn’t everything.”
“I wasn’t talking about money,” she replied.
And that had me in my mind for a minute or two—trying to formulate the right equation with the words spinning in my head for a better come-back. I was fascinated by this unusual mind game we were so engulfed in–funny, I felt like I was talking to myself…hmm.
“I never knew women of our age and time could have such depth,” I said rather sarcastically.
“Probably men of this time and age never dug deep enough.”
And I said, “I feel you!” but she wasn’t done yet..

READ THE CONCLUDING PART OF THE STORY BY FOLLOWING THIS LINK: https://prynczzwonda.wordpress.com/2016/03/13/how-much-is-a-Kitty-Cat-worth-18/
Celebrities / Re: Teebillz Set For Rehab As Tiwa Savage Returns To Work by Itannooluwa(f): 1:29am
Akposkool:
See what this lady has done to this guy in just 3 years.
Back to work and the guy straight to psychiatrist home.
God bless us with good women and not slots. Like if you agree
she fr kill hersef bcoz of hm abi nah she coz him depression
Politics / Re: Breaking News : Sen. Magnus Abey Appointed Dg Namada. By President Buhari. by wowmenow: 1:29am
Omenka job don come oh
Come work
Romance / Re: Ngwa People:I'm Leaving My Engaged Ngwa Girl Because Of This by amuokuko: 1:29am
mjd2020:
Is that all you can contribute to a serious issue as this?

And asking such useless queshion is relevant

Efulefu..
Politics / Re: Photos: Adamawa State Governor Stops His Convoy To Buy Fruits Along The Way by Roks(m): 1:29am
That's nice, I hope he doesn't beat down the price
Celebrities / Re: An Interview With Refiner,Optional1, Lanicky and Demiladegold by Synzu(m): 1:29am
agarawu23:
Sorry!!!
I don't reply riff raff who aren't up to my younger ones that I feed.
Thanks. smiley
Agarawu my nigga gringrin

#NoHomo bro, but I really miss fuvcking with your psyche grin
Celebrities / Re: An Interview With Refiner,Optional1, Lanicky and Demiladegold by Fynestboi: 1:29am
TreasurePhoenix:


You want it to be free and fair? It starts with you and I.

Sleep well


And the God you serve is a witness to "our" free and fair interview.


Good night
Celebrities / Re: HFtv Africa Interview: Omawumi On Her Smoking And Drinking Habit, Flares Up by shamecurls(m): 1:28am
Na Gobacom smoking and drinking ambassador na...

Why dem go dey ask am dat kind question
Politics / Re: Niger Delta Militant Group Warns Tompolo Over Letter To Buhari by GettysBurg: 1:28am
My People , it seems you don't understand the message here.

The one making the threat, is the same as the one purportedly being threatened. Do we understand?

Bombs are about to go off all over Gbaramatu, and a disclaimer + diversion are being issued. I believe the authorities are prepared.

It is well understood.
Celebrities / Re: An Interview With Refiner,Optional1, Lanicky and Demiladegold by PoseidonTrident(m): 1:28am
joseph1832:
You sound like you're having a tantrum, LOL. And who are my so called 'friends of yours?'

Anyway, have a lovely day.
A simple screenshot to support her claim was asked of her which she couldn't provide. I know you to be wise to work with proofs.
Family / Re: Nigerian Family Plunge From 4-storey Building In South Korea(Pic) by acadollar(m): 1:28am
Nature129:

So if they asked me which country my aunty/sister is, I will say South Korea. Nna, Nigerians dey try o...smh
Illiterate, South Korea is the world most safest country, beautiful with one of the largest economy, more than 30,000 Americans live here, read and develop yourself.

It was even the United States airforce stationed here thay saved the family.
Religion / Re: In Genesis 1: 26, God Was Talking To Someone, Do You Know The Person ? by ifenes(m): 1:28am
lordnicklaus:


Guess what, people around me are Christians and we are also peaceful, so because some Christians are less peaceful doesn't make all Christians the same.

I meant no disturbing noise from Church loud speakers. I heard there are at least 10 churches on every street in Nigeria. Imagine the noise.
Education / Re: Top 10 Facts You Probably Didn't Know. #6 Is A Shocker!. by Eddy2cute(m): 1:28am
Pheals:
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no na screw driver
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Celebrities / Re: An Interview With Refiner,Optional1, Lanicky and Demiladegold by agarawu23(m): 1:28am
Sorry!!!

I don't reply riff raff who aren't up to my younger ones that I feed.

Thanks. smiley

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Romance / Re: 10 Reasons To Stop Taking Unclad Photos by ronald4ever(m): 1:27am
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Phones / Re: I Hate Tecno Phone by mosjames: 1:27am
Alot of people will tell you they hate tecno phones, yet thats what they use *sigh*
Celebrities / Re: Lupita Nyongo Inspiration To Met Gala Event Hair- Do by wunderkidblog(m): 1:27am
Lol x. Asin ehn! Me no just dey feel her undecided lipsrsealed
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Celebrities / Re: An Interview With Refiner,Optional1, Lanicky and Demiladegold by DarkforLANICKY: 1:26am
TreasurePhoenix:


Empty vessels...

i think the word empty vessel should be used to describe you considering the amount of blatherskite & baseless accusations you've graced this thread with. ciao. don't quote this account again!

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Celebrities / Re: An Interview With Refiner,Optional1, Lanicky and Demiladegold by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:26am
apotek:

Ivyy never opted out. She never agreed to an interview in the first place.

Kudos to her team for having foresight. You guys be on the alert. A fair competition is what non-compromised Nairalanders. If this sham were the interview proper, Lanicky would have UNDESERVINGLY earned points for answers she GOT wrong which, you'd agree, would have been unfair to the others including the adorable Ivyy.

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Education / Re: Oau Postgraduate Harmattan Semester Form Sale Is Out by gracefulpillar: 1:26am
Any African History students here?
Politics / Re: Photos: Adamawa State Governor Stops His Convoy To Buy Fruits Along The Way by SirJeffry(m): 1:26am
I would do the same if I were in his shoes especially when I see some succulent and fresh babes sorry I meant fruits.

#in nairaland kids' voice#, man must wack naa, who governor epp.grin
Celebrities / Re: An Interview With Refiner,Optional1, Lanicky and Demiladegold by TreasurePhoenix: 1:26am
Fynestboi:
grin grin


I say Amen to the clown's prayer above me
.

You want it to be free and fair? It starts with you and I.

Sleep well

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Investment / Re: I Cant Keep This Investment Opportunity Secret Anymore by lushegs247: 1:26am
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Celebrities / Re: An Interview With Refiner,Optional1, Lanicky and Demiladegold by agarawu23(m): 1:26am
TheSonOfMark:


Let it be known that Lanicky wrote the below text and Fynestboi accepted it as a COVER LETTER.

Wake up, people. cool

bros, you are 24 already, I am just wondering if this is how you will end your life lifeless angry

Take Nl issues out of your life and strike hard for your future.

Your nightmare agarawu

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Celebrities / Re: An Interview With Refiner,Optional1, Lanicky and Demiladegold by Synzu(m): 1:25am
agarawu23:
jobless graduate, calling out moderators. You always think you are kinda dectective here but you are just one of the trolls around here.

When will u start using your time for better things instead of trolling around? It's 1:19 a.m

Your nightmare, agarawu cheesy

Its a good thing I waited patiently, I was wondering when you'd show up. gringrin
Health / Re: How Many Hours Do You Sleep In A Day? by obaayo2: 1:25am
sleep is out of it when duty calls.
at most, 2hours daily.

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