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|Health / Re: How Many Hours Do You Sleep In A Day? by obaayo2: 1:30am|
donsteady:mind sharing te name of this application?
|Celebrities / Re: An Interview With Refiner,Optional1, Lanicky and Demiladegold by TreasurePhoenix: 1:30am|
You don't know what baseless means..go through my posts...for every criticism.. I backed it up.... Now stfu and go to bed. Quote me again and I'll be sure to give it to you back to back
|Phones / Re: Best Games To Download For Your Android Device by guydangerous: 1:30am|
jaiyejina:well i haven't played it though,i will give it a trial one day
|Literature / How Much Is A Kitty-Cat Worth (+18) by prynczzwonda(m): 1:30am|
“How much is a Kitty-Cat worth?”
I offered a joystick—I mean a penny as means of exchange for some clarity, because I was ready—ready for the truth, or the next best option. You see I felt less human, and more like a pig, or maybe something worse—like I said, I felt like a pig—a pig in a pig’s stein. Unfortunately my moments of filth were the only moments I had with her—I mean my moments of filth were in her, and those moments where brief, but they represented everything about us…
“How much is a Kitty-Cat worth.”
She looked at me with more disgust and less remorse. I thought maybe I had presented my curiosity in the most primitive and displeasing way. So I represented my question, hoping to engage her in so meaningful conversation for the very first time, after months of strenuous physical draining exercise we engaged in most nights—under covers—undercover, and I asked, “How much is your Kitty-Cat worth?”
“Excuse me?,” she said. I mean excusing you has being my defense mechanism for far too long. Every time I cowardly hide behind my own mental fabrication—finding refuge in them like a runaway kid, miles away from the comfort of his bed. Excuse you?! Dam!!!—I never called her that though. Thought about it maybe once or twice, but I never really did. Somewhere deep inside I was complied with compassion for her. I knew that no matter the animalistic tendencies she chose to displayed, it was only a matter of time until she understood that a park mentality was the only reason she was being bleeped in the back—and I mean no doggy style. Clearly a dog knows no better.
“How much is a Kitty-Cat worth?”
“I don’t know,” she said this time, quite honestly. “Maybe you can tell me. How much am I worth?”
“Clearly more than you give yourself credit for.”
She smiled. “Coming from a dog that has been institutionalized, I will take that as a compliment.” And right there I felt insulted, but she continued: “You see my nigga, a lot of niggas like yourself are broke.”
And I thought out loud, “Money isn’t everything.”
“I wasn’t talking about money,” she replied.
And that had me in my mind for a minute or two—trying to formulate the right equation with the words spinning in my head for a better come-back. I was fascinated by this unusual mind game we were so engulfed in–funny, I felt like I was talking to myself…hmm.
“I never knew women of our age and time could have such depth,” I said rather sarcastically.
“Probably men of this time and age never dug deep enough.”
And I said, “I feel you!” but she wasn’t done yet..
READ THE CONCLUDING PART OF THE STORY BY FOLLOWING THIS LINK: https://prynczzwonda.wordpress.com/2016/03/13/how-much-is-a-Kitty-Cat-worth-18/
|Celebrities / Re: Teebillz Set For Rehab As Tiwa Savage Returns To Work by Itannooluwa(f): 1:29am|
Akposkool:she fr kill hersef bcoz of hm abi nah she coz him depression
|Politics / Re: Breaking News : Sen. Magnus Abey Appointed Dg Namada. By President Buhari. by wowmenow: 1:29am|
Omenka job don come oh
|Romance / Re: Ngwa People:I'm Leaving My Engaged Ngwa Girl Because Of This by amuokuko: 1:29am|
And asking such useless queshion is relevant
|Politics / Re: Photos: Adamawa State Governor Stops His Convoy To Buy Fruits Along The Way by Roks(m): 1:29am|
That's nice, I hope he doesn't beat down the price
|Celebrities / Re: An Interview With Refiner,Optional1, Lanicky and Demiladegold by Synzu(m): 1:29am|
agarawu23:Agarawu my nigga
#NoHomo bro, but I really miss fuvcking with your psyche
|Celebrities / Re: An Interview With Refiner,Optional1, Lanicky and Demiladegold by Fynestboi: 1:29am|
And the God you serve is a witness to "our" free and fair interview.
|Celebrities / Re: HFtv Africa Interview: Omawumi On Her Smoking And Drinking Habit, Flares Up by shamecurls(m): 1:28am|
Na Gobacom smoking and drinking ambassador na...
Why dem go dey ask am dat kind question
|Politics / Re: Niger Delta Militant Group Warns Tompolo Over Letter To Buhari by GettysBurg: 1:28am|
My People , it seems you don't understand the message here.
The one making the threat, is the same as the one purportedly being threatened. Do we understand?
Bombs are about to go off all over Gbaramatu, and a disclaimer + diversion are being issued. I believe the authorities are prepared.
It is well understood.
|Celebrities / Re: An Interview With Refiner,Optional1, Lanicky and Demiladegold by PoseidonTrident(m): 1:28am|
joseph1832:A simple screenshot to support her claim was asked of her which she couldn't provide. I know you to be wise to work with proofs.
|Family / Re: Nigerian Family Plunge From 4-storey Building In South Korea(Pic) by acadollar(m): 1:28am|
Nature129:Illiterate, South Korea is the world most safest country, beautiful with one of the largest economy, more than 30,000 Americans live here, read and develop yourself.
It was even the United States airforce stationed here thay saved the family.
|Religion / Re: In Genesis 1: 26, God Was Talking To Someone, Do You Know The Person ? by ifenes(m): 1:28am|
I meant no disturbing noise from Church loud speakers. I heard there are at least 10 churches on every street in Nigeria. Imagine the noise.
|Education / Re: Top 10 Facts You Probably Didn't Know. #6 Is A Shocker!. by Eddy2cute(m): 1:28am|
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|Celebrities / Re: An Interview With Refiner,Optional1, Lanicky and Demiladegold by agarawu23(m): 1:28am|
I don't reply riff raff who aren't up to my younger ones that I feed.
|Romance / Re: 10 Reasons To Stop Taking Unclad Photos by ronald4ever(m): 1:27am|
|Phones / Re: I Hate Tecno Phone by mosjames: 1:27am|
Alot of people will tell you they hate tecno phones, yet thats what they use *sigh*
|Celebrities / Re: Lupita Nyongo Inspiration To Met Gala Event Hair- Do by wunderkidblog(m): 1:27am|
Lol x. Asin ehn! Me no just dey feel her
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|Celebrities / Re: An Interview With Refiner,Optional1, Lanicky and Demiladegold by DarkforLANICKY: 1:26am|
i think the word empty vessel should be used to describe you considering the amount of blatherskite & baseless accusations you've graced this thread with. ciao. don't quote this account again!
|Celebrities / Re: An Interview With Refiner,Optional1, Lanicky and Demiladegold by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:26am|
Kudos to her team for having foresight. You guys be on the alert. A fair competition is what non-compromised Nairalanders. If this sham were the interview proper, Lanicky would have UNDESERVINGLY earned points for answers she GOT wrong which, you'd agree, would have been unfair to the others including the adorable Ivyy.
|Education / Re: Oau Postgraduate Harmattan Semester Form Sale Is Out by gracefulpillar: 1:26am|
Any African History students here?
|Politics / Re: Photos: Adamawa State Governor Stops His Convoy To Buy Fruits Along The Way by SirJeffry(m): 1:26am|
I would do the same if I were in his shoes especially when I see some succulent and fresh babes sorry I meant fruits.
#in nairaland kids' voice#, man must wack naa, who governor epp.
|Celebrities / Re: An Interview With Refiner,Optional1, Lanicky and Demiladegold by TreasurePhoenix: 1:26am|
You want it to be free and fair? It starts with you and I.
|Investment / Re: I Cant Keep This Investment Opportunity Secret Anymore by lushegs247: 1:26am|
|Celebrities / Re: An Interview With Refiner,Optional1, Lanicky and Demiladegold by agarawu23(m): 1:26am|
TheSonOfMark:bros, you are 24 already, I am just wondering if this is how you will end your life lifeless
Take Nl issues out of your life and strike hard for your future.
Your nightmare agarawu
|Celebrities / Re: An Interview With Refiner,Optional1, Lanicky and Demiladegold by Synzu(m): 1:25am|
Its a good thing I waited patiently, I was wondering when you'd show up.
|Health / Re: How Many Hours Do You Sleep In A Day? by obaayo2: 1:25am|
sleep is out of it when duty calls.
at most, 2hours daily.
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