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|Business / Re: MERRYBET Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by leocolin(m): 11:07pm|
nymphomaniac:sir u reminded me of father Christmas
|Jokes Etc / Hilarious Discussion Among Pastor, Mr Ogbeche And The Rest Of The Congregation by kaka22(m): 11:07pm|
Pastor: if you are worshipping with us for the first time in this
church, The New life Church. You are so special to us. The whole church will like to know your name.
New comer: I'm Dele Ogbeche.
(church...shouts and cheers)
Pastor: Mr Dele Ogbeche, do you have any prayer request you want the church to pray for you ?
Ogbeche: Yes sir. The church should help me pray that God should promote my business in this church more than how he promoted it in my former church.
Pastor: Church, I will want you to use the whole of your strength to pray this prayer for him That Oh Lord, promote this Mr Ogbeche's business in this church (speaks in tongues... masokokokokole sebede) Thus saith the Lord, Listen, that your business shall sell in this church more than where you are coming from in thousand/million folds.
Pastor: Mr Ogbeche, open your eyes. You left your former CHURCH because the business was not selling very well abi?
Ogbeche: Yes sir. Actually, my business was selling at first because they were buying the casket they use to bury members from me. As the church members started dying small small so my business was growing because they were all buying their casket from me. I learned a trade in making casket. But after some time, there was a deliverance service and members started living long, which affected my business. That's why I had to leave the church to search for a greener pasture.
Pastor: Mr Ogbeche, abi ko fe da fun yin ni? Ori e buru ni? Please stand up. Church, you will pray, Oh Lord destroy Mr Ogbeche's life and business permanently if he refuse to leave this church immediately..
Church: IN JESUSSSSSS NAMEEEEEEEEEE,
FATHERRRRRRRRRR.......kokokokolelelelelelesokokomasererere (everybody started speaking in tougues)
Pastor: (looks at him as he runs out of the church) OLORI BURUKU! E ma gba wa ke?! Oluwa ya wa ya ibi o!
|Romance / Re: Ladies, What Do You Say About Dating A Man Like This? by kinglekan(m): 11:07pm|
Not different tho. Just that you get more funny and cooler facial expressions online.
|Education / Re: Opinion: Top 5 Nigerias Most Beautiful University Libraries by Godswillnwaoma(m): 11:07pm|
u never see unizik digital library.
|Education / Re: • Abia State Polytechnic 2015/2016 FORM Is On Admin.contact_07060662073 by Burser4: 11:07pm|
• Abia State polytechnic OND, HND & POST UTME FORM 2015/2016 is sill on sale. To apply and further admission assistance Contact...(07060662073).
|Jobs/Vacancies / Global Profilers Job Recruitment (12 Positions) by udjq1(m): 11:07pm|
Global Profilers is a Recruitment & HR Services firm specialized in recruitment in Africa; Our client(s) in various sectors of the economy, invites applications from suitably qualified candidates for immediate employment into the following Graduate and Experienced vacant positions:
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2.) Project Manager, Road
3.) Graduate Accountant
4.) Graduate Sales Representatives/Medical Representative – 7 Positions
5.) Entry-level Technical Assistant
6.) Graduate Civil Engineer
Application Closing Date
|Business / Re: MERRYBET Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by coolestdude01: 11:07pm|
drmikeadams:hahahahhahaha... I tell you bro. Nobody wants to be the potential maga.
|Travel / Re: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 7 by godG: 11:07pm|
Baba mi fada, ko wa sile o! I'm loyal to your government!
|Politics / Re: Photos Of Victims Of Borno Bomb Blast (Viewers Discretion) by ZianaJordana(f): 11:07pm|
Oh, my god. I'm shocked, this I terrible. Words can't even describe how disheartened the victims must feel. Condolences to the victims and their families.
|TV/Movies / Re: Zee World Movies And Soaps Official Fan Page by komzyb(f): 11:07pm|
Sumbody should please gv update on married na,pleeaaaaassseee
|Politics / Re: Alert!! Bokoharam Hijacked?? by opiaoku: 11:07pm|
Buhari is a terrorist - Elrufai
Buhari is a certified terrorist bastard kunu sipping monkey
bokoharam are bombing Buhari and his bastard goons are busy hallucinating
|Politics / Re: Top Five Safest States To Live In Nigeria by IKWEREBIAFRAN: 11:07pm|
bishop4life:did you know of two armed robbers that were burnt last two wweek In Onitsha?
|Romance / Re: Romance Section "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sinnzu(m): 11:07pm|
Insidous:perhaps cos there was no "f", sitting next to your moniker. And your pattern of contributing is somewhat masculine..
|Religion / Re: Noah was a muslim? by stinggy(m): 11:07pm|
So did pig evolve from another animal or how?
|Science/Technology / Re: Byebye To Fuel Scarcity... Welcome BIOGAS by Obascoetubi: 11:07pm|
|Family / Re: Why Women Treat Side Guys Better Than Their Husband by tpiander: 11:06pm|
you can also write.
|Politics / Re: We Will Resist Any Attempt To Remove Ekweremadu – Ohanaeze Ndigbo by obailala(m): 11:06pm|
How I wish Ekeeremmadu would be removed as DSP. What sort of nonsense threat is this by the greedy ohaneze chiefs who claim to be representing Igbos?
When they were endorsing only PDP, they didnt know it would cost Igbos higher positions in the country of PDP lost. Now they are blowing flames because one self serving Saraki of a man decided to sell the DSP position to the opposition...
|Romance / Re: Like Seriously I Dreamt Of Ladyboss1. by Isaacmacdon(m): 11:06pm|
|Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UNILAG IS RECRUITING!!! Academic And Non-academic Positions. by TheMaleBoss(m): 11:06pm|
Till you come. Hope u go apply for the Academic position? I sure say u be first class material.
|Autos / Re: My Horrible Experience With Inspired Autos. by Idowuogbo(f): 11:06pm|
seanjy4konji:Amen brother!!! Preach it!!! Thunder fire failure!! Orunmila strike failure!!! Failure, I bind you now in the mighty name of Jesus! Failure,you must see us and cross over to the other side in the might name of Jesus! Failure, i say DIEEEEE!!!! You shall see us no more....get behind us failure!!!!
And the congregation say......
|Romance / Re: Share A Secret With Sandrannna by sandrannna(f): 11:06pm|
U av a b.f apart from the one on ur dp? Is dat ur secret?
|Family / Re: Why Men Treat Side-Chicks Better Than Wives by Ruq: 11:06pm|
You need to meet guys that keep records, you'll know 1000 is a small number.
|Jokes Etc / Re: When a guy has Too Much Swag (photo) by LadyBoss1: 11:06pm|
Jacksparrow0712:I swear everytime his online dat guy finds u lol
|Religion / Re: Three Arguments For God's Existence by plaetton: 11:06pm|
" Illogicality of infinite regress NECESSITATES an Uncaused cause ".
In other words, You are here confessing that the connundrum of infinite regress Prompts you to Pull the uncaused cause CRAP right out of your A-ss?
We hear You loud and clear.
And god is non-physical? And You know that for sure?
Do you mind telling what template upon which It designed and created the physical, as well as how It interfaces with the physical.
|Nairaland / General / Look At What I Found.... by Emenahagos02(m): 11:06pm|
|Romance / Re: Picture Of A Nairalander In A Deep Kiss With Girlfriend by Freemanan(m): 11:06pm|
meimoks:Never knew bride price determines a lady's reputation..
Thanks for the knowledge.
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