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Politics / Re: Petroleum Minister, Alison-madueke Elected First OPEC Female Presiden by chibuking1(m): 12:34pm
this woman strong
Travel / Re: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedure? by Dkbb: 12:34pm
. I got the contact of a doc here o. He is nigerian though. Doc know Mbagwu and I will be using Centinelamed centre

@MamaTobenna, Thanks will contact him
Romance / Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by OkikiOluwa1(m): 12:34pm
When men were boys, every dude must have had a memorable embarrassing moment, only if you have never attempted to strike up a convo

Lemme keep the ball rolling

**Clears throat**

I, my elder brother and friends were clustered around a particular place when I spotted this pretty damsel. I couldn't hide my feelings and outrightly told them I would like to strike up a convo with her (you know guys naaa, they quickly encouraged me not to dull the package, and little did they know I would mess up wink ). I took an excuse and positioned like a lion waiting for its prey

** Fst Fwd **
The moment she walked past me, I hurriedly walked towards her. (One thing that messed me up was that I used cramming method). I hello-ed her and the following conversation took place

ME - what's up pretty lady ?

She - I'm fine and you ?

Me - I'm very well

Next thing,
I forgot my crammed lines and was dumb founded, only to be looking like a frustrated Jambite grin

After a while, she looked at me for a few seconds and broke the silence.. She said, WAIT oooo !!! Is it that you forgot all what you have crammed or you are not just bold enough ? Ehhhhhnnnnnn !!! What a shameful thing

At that instance, shame and discomfort was registered on my face and it was as if the ground should open and swallow me up (I just can't remember how we departed)

**Guys pls share yours **

Note - No claiming of rich or fine boi on this thread oooo
I v never forgotten my lines.
I v them natural lines that does not require cramming...
Last Bullet
Well, my experience was with a girl that's older than me and was also receiving kondo from big men.
I thought I d be able to convince her...
But I was shocked after wooing her...
The next thing she said was:
Do you think I m like those N2, N2, girls that you meet under the mango tree?
I was stunned...
The girl na were!
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Ladokun12(m): 12:34pm
EnglishMerit-270.5CA-265.0Elds-233.0DramaMerit-269.5CA-259.0Elds-248.0Lit-in-engMerit-253.0CA-233.5Elds-200.0FrenchMerit-259CA-236Elds-200GermanMerit-249.5CA-207.5Elds-200PortugueseMerit-226CA-200Elds-200History & His/int. RelMerit-252CA-242Elds-200LinguisticsMerit-258.5CA-251.5Elds- 200YorubaMerit-200CA-200Elds-200MusicMerit-236CA- 233.5Elds-200PhilosophyMerit-260CA- 249.5ELDS-200Rel. StudiesMerit-239CA-200ELDS-200.
just tel me d exact I don't get AL dis tins
Autos / Re: Toyota Camry 1997 by AutosBay: 12:34pm
Available for inspection call 08080272682
Sports / Re: Blessing Okagbare's White Wedding Photos With Hubby, Igho Otegheri by watchindelta(m): 12:34pm
congrats my sist n bros.
Romance / Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by CoolHunk(m): 12:34pm
I'm really surprised at the comments on here...toasting lines? WTH are those? Wooing a lady to me, is only a matter of intelligence and confidence. You can tell a lot about a person by just looking at them for a moment...I would usually strike up a convo about something ubiquitous...and I make sure to catch them off guard. I'm not the sort of guy who stares at only takes a split-second to check out a lady. Don't walk up to a lady after staring at her like she's some billboard in Times Square, that's just plain weird...especially for the really beautiful ones. I act like they're invisible to me...and then strike up a convo when they least expect it...and since I'm good-looking and super cool...she'll lose herself for a bit when I suddenly engage her in a convo...but I try to make them as comfortable as possible, so no getting personal right off the bat...take it slow, be confident, be witty. Cheers!
Politics / Re: BREAKING! Buhari 'BRIBES' Delegates by Descartes: 12:34pm
The Fear of Turaki of Adamawa grin cheesy grin

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Celebrities / Wizkid & Davido Who Swaga Pass? Here Are The Selected Best Pics Of The 2 Singers by oganaija: 12:34pm
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Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by Henry120: 12:34pm

The Augusta LUH has to be the world's most useless helicopter. To think this helicopter sold many units is all the more shocking.

Generally, LUH's have lost their relevance in the military. They are an utter waste of resources.
Romance / Re: TIME OUT With Naijaboiy And Jennimma - Mr. & Miss NL (live Interview) by lilmaxfidel(m): 12:34pm
haw far
brotherly your g just dey o..wer u run hide na
Romance / Re: Girls Walking Comfortably With Hairy Body! by SuperMartins: 12:34pm
SuperMartins Elantracey thanks for derailing my post! angry angry
No vex..
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by phemphem: 12:34pm
Car Talk / Re: How Reliable Is Mazda Zedos V6 Mellinium Model by mathong: 12:34pm
I am giving this car at 350k pls contact back on my number 08145234989
Its a very reliable car, I've owned one for a year now, parts are not expensive and its fuel economy the AC is ice.

Mine is still very neat and perfect working condition, leather interior,CD changer, alloy rim, AC chilling, well maintained, but I have gotten MAzda MPV 09, so I want to sell my Zedos millenium at 370k

If anyone is interested call:
08145234989 whatsapp/text

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Technology Market / Re: Specuit Cargo || Pre-Order From China, USA, Dubai & The UK | Fastest Freights... by BizBloke(m): 12:34pm
The dollar has crashed from N186 to N182.75. Thanks for the heads up, ResourceMan.

Cc: BestestGirl, GoodJayRecords, etc.
Romance / Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by nellytivities(f): 12:34pm

That was cold. Couldn't you have said it a little more mild?
My bad! I just said it exactly the way I felt at that moment.
Politics / Re: We Have Never Insulted Jonathan- APC by Caseless: 12:33pm
certainly not like you. Not that it matters. undecided
coy like u are so mendacious that u keep ur true agenda off un-suspecting people on this forum. We knw ; people like you often come here as the so called 'neutrals', only to be seen taking the side of pdp at a later time. Descartes started like u.
Politics / Re: Petroleum Minister, Alison-madueke Elected First OPEC Female President by Voice234: 12:33pm
*Is she qualified for the job? YES
*Is she the best candidate for the job looking at her Resume? MAYBE
*Rating her performance in the ministry of petroleum, should she be given the opec job? NO, she doesn't deserve the post of a commissioner in any state looking at how long she has been a minister, with our oil and gas industry going from OK to WORSE
Autos / Re: Toyota Corolla 2008 by AutosBay: 12:33pm
Available for inspection call 08080272682
NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch C Redeployment Letter Online Printing by jogoluv: 12:33pm
Have seen that also oo.... Beginning to get frustrated self angry

i swear, d tin don tire me. just hope all dis waiting wont attract any penalty frm d sect
Autos / Re: Clean 2008 Honda Civic - Fabric - Alloy - 68k Mileage by largeman4u: 12:33pm
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Romance / Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by tochman(m): 12:33pm
I neva toast woman before, so i have no experience. The girls just luv me, not my fault. Oya make una clap for me wink
Politics / Re: BREAKING! Buhari 'BRIBES' Delegates by rooftech: 12:33pm
transport money to abuja convention ...ok
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Aircraft Barred From Landing At Makurdi Airport by Tunagee: 12:33pm
Buhari is a terrorist

Apc is bokoharam

Gej till 2019

wretched fool.poverty don dey kill ur papa small small
Autos / Re: Super Cheap Acura Tsx 2009 ... by Cooops: 12:33pm
Please what's the price.
Politics / Re: BREAKING! Buhari 'BRIBES' Delegates by hizroyalflynes(m): 12:33pm
na wa for this buhari ooo grin you mean the same way the clueless goodluck Jonathan bribed TAN and went ahead to deceive nigerians by trying to make it look as if TAN were the one begging him to contest,who is fooling who?
I salute ur mediocrity
Everything na GEJ
Reason y ur villagers are dealing with u-Gej
How does this relates to GEJ
Abi GEJ encourage him to bribe
Romance / Re: Confused by kristina1(f): 12:33pm
Sweetheart,marry the second guy for your happiness
Phones / Re: Charge Your Phone Using SWEAT by segtak25: 12:33pm
[skin cancer will be in surplus
Na lie joor.
Phones / Re: Download Large Files With 15 Naira On Etisalat Unlimited Plan by Mykcool(m): 12:33pm

It's because it was highly compressed. after installation, it goes from 6.7gb to 30gb. be patient
what!!! 30gb!!! Naim b sey my memory don finish na.. I'll just delete the Damn gta4, gta5 83% still downloading grin
Autos / Re: ***Point 'n' Kill - 800k Auto Bonanza. Every One Deserves A Clean Ride!!! by kakakibuy: 12:33pm
2003 Peugeot 607


Total Price: 1.378M

Total price means total price including clearing and all that. The above amount puts the key in your hands.

Features: Central locking
Power Assisted Steering
Electric windows

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by toksade: 12:33pm
Hello guy,

They have sent an invite to me via mail stating that it is a fallout of an application a made in september, 2012.

The unfortunate thing here is that they did not put the venue for the accreditation(s) and the test. They just put 'venue address' at the space meant for the address of the venue.

Anyone with info that can help please.

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