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|Education / Re: Nigerian-British Student Designs A Cathedral With Cereal Boxes (Photos) by swiperthefox: 2:39am|
theshaderoom:Nweze is surname mainly from Enugu or Anambra.
|Romance / Re: What Are Your Plans For Valentines Day by fuckerholic(m): 2:39am|
KashyBaby:Chai so unfortunate I don't have any biz with Singapore.. Why not China coz I can't wait to knack that your apako to hear your humming sound..just reminded me of a lady I was making feel like a woman,at a stage she cried out "oh am Finished" and I was so happy and felt like a superman. How do you want it ?
|Politics / Re: Someone Used My Credit Card On-line Illegally, How Can I Track The Person by Obatala7Kronos(m): 2:39am|
Are you ready to spend extra 150k in tracking the thief? If yes, then we'll get him within 7days, but first, we need to establish some facts from your Bank and if they're not ready to cooperate, sue their thieving asses for aiding & abetting fraud.
We need to ascertain the following:
1.) Where was your money spent? In Nigeria or U.S.A? If it's in the U.S, then we have 83% chance of nabbing that crook & recovering your money because the shipping address is usually a virtual mail forwarding address e.g usabox.com.
But if it's in Nigeria, we have 99% chance of recovering your money but you should already know what I'm thinking? Yes - No Yahoo boy would be silly enough to shop with a Nigerian stolen creditcard & ship within Nigeria unless his village witches have sentenced him to die in kiri-kiri.
2.) Once the store name is produced or identified by your Bank, then retrieving the delivery name & shipping address from the store will be a cake walk.
Before I proceed to number 3, below is how your 150k budget will be implemented should you insist on nabbing the thief by all means :
A.) Commissioner of Police will be given 40k
B.) Assistant Commissioner of Police (ACP) will be given 20k
C.) Lawyer will be given an mobilisation fee of 30k just in case your Bank want to be speaking grammar, then we'll sue their thieving ass for 150Million for deliberately spending 60k from your creditcard without your consent. When they see that the case is taking a new dimension on their head, they'll double the money & pay you 120k.
D.) 30k will be used for transportation, Intel gathering & logistics.
E.) Well, after everything, you will definitely want to thank me but unfortunately gratitude alone cannot keep a man alive, you must put food in his belly; therefore the remaining 30k will go into the budget of my stomach infrastructure, but in case the Bank is reluctant in furnishing you with the requested information, then we go straight ahead to instituting the lawsuit against them and when the Judge awards the 150Million to us, lawyer takes 10%, judge is compensated with 10% for a job well done, I take 20% and you go home with the remaining 90Million
If you want us to proceed, just reply my post by typing the following password:
“Leningrad + Spiridonovich + Ivanovich”
|Celebrities / Re: Kanye West Denies Amber Rose Ever Played With His A**h*ole by nickrotbliss01: 2:38am|
|Romance / Re: How Sex Has Reduced Men To Nothing! by ugolance(m): 2:38am|
permanentgrace:Lolz... my brother are u just coming from Mars? Welcome to Earth were absurdities abound.
|Romance / Re: Tall Girls , Hehehehe by Adonis3: 2:38am|
the get long diccks
Where tf have u been
|Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Womenbare Their Buttocks During Protest. by nickrotbliss01: 2:38am|
|Crime / Re: HISTORY BETWEEN Ooni, Aalafin And Oba Of Benin by Flexherbal(m): 2:37am|
Can't our traditional rulers do something about the security challenges in the nation?
|Politics / Re: OEAS Calls For Formation Of IPOB To Pick Up Arms On Self Defence by chriskosherbal(m): 2:37am|
Go for peace
|Travel / Cynosure Neville Having Fun At Last Weekend's Superbowl50 In California by yankeevibe: 2:37am|
The super bowl is the biggest and the most viewed event in the united state, this year's 50th edition of the sporting event was held last week at Levi Stadium Santa clara , San fransisco California ,which featured queen bee Beyonce and Bruno mars . football fans were thrilled at half time performance by the duo which was sponsored by pepsi. cynosure neville was not left out of the fun he too got the feel of the super bowl vibe.
|Celebrities / Re: Pretty Female Cop Arrests Gang Leader, Gang Responds By Leaking Na Ked Photos Of by nickrotbliss01: 2:37am|
|Politics / Re: OEAS Calls For Formation Of IPOB To Pick Up Arms On Self Defence by Ugonnax: 2:37am|
|Business / Re: Exporters Needed by capspeter: 2:36am|
Will call you when day breaks, I'll need some clarifications
|Celebrities / Re: Actress Chika Ike Works Out In 5-inch Stilettos...(photos) by nickrotbliss01: 2:36am|
|Education / Re: Jane Ihuoma-Ottah Expelled From RUST Over Of Hearing & Speech Problem by mikolo80: 2:36am|
doomsdayII:O right right
|Celebrities / Re: Chris Brown Goes On Twitter Rant About Grammys 2016 by nickrotbliss01: 2:36am|
|Romance / Re: Is This Really Love Or Something Attached by Adonis3: 2:36am|
just like the beautiful angel above me
You should/can/might forgive the beetch
But never go back to her
The last thing I can do is forgive a cheating girlfriend.
She almost robed another man's seed on you
Truth is, if u go back to her
you would have difficulty trusting her
And like I tell my lovely IFEJESU ,
TRUST is a very very vital ingredient in any relationship
It's what keeps you going!
DONT GO BACK TO HER!!!
|Career / Re: A Nairalander Sent Me N25,000 After Reading My Post by danielnomzy(m): 2:36am|
|Education / Re: See What The ‘tiny Pocket’ On Jeans Is Really For by danidee10(m): 2:35am|
That's where I keep my last 1k when I'm broke, even devil no fit thief am
|Politics / Re: See Crazy Routines Nigerian Soldiers Go Through To Be Recruited In The Army(pics by ugolance(m): 2:35am|
[quote author=Destined2win post=42854169]This reminds me of one of my friends who wanted to join the army. He went for the training in zaria and fainted during one of their trainings. He deliberately refused to be resuscitated because he feared they will coerce him to continue with the trainings
Ambulance na im bring am come back lagos. As im hear say na lagos dem dey, guy man jumped out from the ambulance and ran away now this is ridiculous!
|Crime / Re: Three Robbers, One Cop Killed During Bank Robbery by Flexherbal(m): 2:35am|
Even the police station is not safe for anybody
|Phones / Re: Gionee M3mini Discussion Thread [HOT] by temtop005(m): 2:34am|
nwabuwa:Yeah, I downloaded a new play store which is version 6.2.and I installed it, so it replaced the 6.1 on my phone. When u want to download an app,when it reaches 100% just press home button and continue doing whatever u want to do, in like 4 to 5 mins, u will c the app installed on ur phone, the same goes for an update
|Agriculture / Re: 43 Acres Remaining At 5k Each by Alpha2k(m): 2:34am|
sheyi86:Yes. I have done that.
|Religion / Re: Isaiah 45:7 And Atheists by JackBizzle: 2:32am|
Is good also a created thing? You christians and your half baked logic.
God created evil. He is the almighty smiter. The punisher.
Yaweh the defiler
|Romance / Re: When Your Ex Texts You Few Days To Valentine (photo) by RitzyPrince: 2:32am|
Lol....carry your wahala and go
|Crime / Re: Armed Robbery Attack At Skye Bank Ikirun Osun State by Flexherbal(m): 2:32am|
We lack security in this country.
|Politics / Re: OEAS Calls For Formation Of IPOB To Pick Up Arms On Self Defence by Ugonnax: 2:32am|
The problem with Nigerians is lack of foresight of impending danger. They know that this fire burnng will engulf into an explosion, they know this but the demon in them keeps telling them: don't smother it, continue to add fuel until it explodes. When it explodes, they will start regretting...we would not have added more fuel, e.t.c, then its too late. Most Igbos are for One Nigeria, some are even against IPOB but one thing they will not tolerate you killings of unarmed peaceful IPOB protesters...there are videos of these killings for those of you who like to see evidence before you believe. I am against killing of UNARMED PEACEFUL PROTESTERS BE IT IGBO, HAUSA OR YORUBA excersing their constitutional rights.
|Business / Re: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by obi231(m): 2:32am|
|Politics / Re: PDP Gets Attacked On Twitter, Check This Out (photo) by mikolo80: 2:32am|
TippyTop:just imagine how bad it would have been with pdp still in charge
|Celebrities / Re: Javier Mascherano Sentenced To Jail Over Tax Evasion Charges by nickrotbliss01: 2:31am|
|Properties / Re: Fences And Gates In Pictures And Prices by spyder880(m): 2:31am|
Sure, call me Sir.
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