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Education / Re: Nigerian-British Student Designs A Cathedral With Cereal Boxes (Photos) by swiperthefox: 2:39am

The name Nweze is actually delta ibo but what is your point though?
Nweze is surname mainly from Enugu or Anambra.
Romance / Re: What Are Your Plans For Valentines Day by fuckerholic(m): 2:39am

Lol...come and fly down to Singapore...I'll be waiting wink wink wink
Chai so unfortunate I don't have any biz with Singapore.. Why not China coz I can't wait to knack that your apako to hear your humming sound..just reminded me of a lady I was making feel like a woman,at a stage she cried out "oh am Finished" and I was so happy and felt like a superman. How do you want it ?
Politics / Re: Someone Used My Credit Card On-line Illegally, How Can I Track The Person by Obatala7Kronos(m): 2:39am
Are you ready to spend extra 150k in tracking the thief? If yes, then we'll get him within 7days, but first, we need to establish some facts from your Bank and if they're not ready to cooperate, sue their thieving asses for aiding & abetting fraud.

We need to ascertain the following:

1.) Where was your money spent? In Nigeria or U.S.A? If it's in the U.S, then we have 83% chance of nabbing that crook & recovering your money because the shipping address is usually a virtual mail forwarding address e.g usabox.com.

But if it's in Nigeria, we have 99% chance of recovering your money but you should already know what I'm thinking? Yes - No Yahoo boy would be silly enough to shop with a Nigerian stolen creditcard & ship within Nigeria unless his village witches have sentenced him to die in kiri-kiri. grin

2.) Once the store name is produced or identified by your Bank, then retrieving the delivery name & shipping address from the store will be a cake walk.

Before I proceed to number 3, below is how your 150k budget will be implemented should you insist on nabbing the thief by all means :

A.) Commissioner of Police will be given 40k

B.) Assistant Commissioner of Police (ACP) will be given 20k

C.) Lawyer will be given an mobilisation fee of 30k just in case your Bank want to be speaking grammar, then we'll sue their thieving ass for 150Million for deliberately spending 60k from your creditcard without your consent. When they see that the case is taking a new dimension on their head, they'll double the money & pay you 120k.

D.) 30k will be used for transportation, Intel gathering & logistics. grin

E.) Well, after everything, you will definitely want to thank me but unfortunately gratitude alone cannot keep a man alive, you must put food in his belly; therefore the remaining 30k will go into the budget of my stomach infrastructure, but in case the Bank is reluctant in furnishing you with the requested information, then we go straight ahead to instituting the lawsuit against them and when the Judge awards the 150Million to us, lawyer takes 10%, judge is compensated with 10% for a job well done, I take 20% and you go home with the remaining 90Million grin

If you want us to proceed, just reply my post by typing the following password:

“Leningrad + Spiridonovich + Ivanovich”
Celebrities / Re: Kanye West Denies Amber Rose Ever Played With His A**h*ole by nickrotbliss01: 2:38am
Kanye West Denies Amber Rose Ever Played With His A**h*ole continue reading at. http://starboihot.blogspot.com.ng/?m=1.
Romance / Re: How Sex Has Reduced Men To Nothing! by ugolance(m): 2:38am
So i'm in an eatery right now with a friend when a man whom i suspect is in his early 60s came in with a girl whom i'm sure is not up to 19 to eat. They actually came in with the food they bought from the counter downstairs. On arrival, they realized there was no opener to open their drinks, the small girl sent the man who is old enough to be her grand dad to go get it and to my amazement, he went. On coming back, she complained about straw and again asked the old man to go get and he went again. I was forced within myself to quickly think of what could be reason this man has agreed to subject himself to this silly behaviour if not because of sex. I can bet with my balls the old man gets nothing from the girl aside sex and just because of sex, a small girl as she is, is now reducing him to that level. This is very annoying. Some men dont have shame in them and respect to themselves at all.
Lolz... grin my brother are u just coming from Mars? Welcome to Earth were absurdities abound.
Romance / Re: Tall Girls , Hehehehe by Adonis3: 2:38am
the get long diccksundecided

Where tf have u been
OP, we wey come be dwarf nko?

Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Womenbare Their Buttocks During Protest. by nickrotbliss01: 2:38am
Crime / Re: HISTORY BETWEEN Ooni, Aalafin And Oba Of Benin by Flexherbal(m): 2:37am
Can't our traditional rulers do something about the security challenges in the nation?
Politics / Re: OEAS Calls For Formation Of IPOB To Pick Up Arms On Self Defence by chriskosherbal(m): 2:37am
Go for peace
Travel / Cynosure Neville Having Fun At Last Weekend's Superbowl50 In California by yankeevibe: 2:37am
The super bowl is the biggest and the most viewed event in the united state, this year's 50th edition of the sporting event was held last week at Levi Stadium Santa clara , San fransisco California ,which featured queen bee Beyonce and Bruno mars . football fans were thrilled at half time performance by the duo which was sponsored by pepsi. cynosure neville was not left out of the fun he too got the feel of the super bowl vibe.

Celebrities / Re: Pretty Female Cop Arrests Gang Leader, Gang Responds By Leaking Na Ked Photos Of by nickrotbliss01: 2:37am
Pretty Female Cop Arrests Gang Leader, Gang Responds By Leaking Na ked Photos Of Her.see pictures at http://starboihot.blogspot.com.ng/?m=1.
Politics / Re: OEAS Calls For Formation Of IPOB To Pick Up Arms On Self Defence by Ugonnax: 2:37am
Foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllsssssssssssss!!! U all can die for all I care, u better don't bring your foolery to Port Harcourt..... Dimwits.....

Yoruba Anumanu!
Business / Re: Exporters Needed by capspeter: 2:36am
Will call you when day breaks, I'll need some clarifications
Celebrities / Re: Actress Chika Ike Works Out In 5-inch Stilettos...(photos) by nickrotbliss01: 2:36am
Actress Chika Ike works out in 5-inch stilettos...(photos) See more pictures at http://starboihot.blogspot.com.ng/2016/01/actress-chika-ike-works-out-in-5-inch.html?m=1.
Education / Re: Jane Ihuoma-Ottah Expelled From RUST Over Of Hearing & Speech Problem by mikolo80: 2:36am
Alms rendering
O right right
Celebrities / Re: Chris Brown Goes On Twitter Rant About Grammys 2016 by nickrotbliss01: 2:36am
Chris Brown goes on Twitter rant about Grammys 2016 This Jan 2016 is something else. Chris Brown is venting his frustrations over the 2016 Grammy Awards on Twitter. Chris who is nominated in one category this year, seems to be venting on the current state... Continue reading at http://starboihot.blogspot.com.ng/2016/01/chris-brown-goes-on-twitter-rant-about.html?m=1.
Romance / Re: Is This Really Love Or Something Attached by Adonis3: 2:36am
just like the beautiful angel above me

You should/can/might forgive the beetch

But never go back to her

The last thing I can do is forgive a cheating girlfriend.

She almost robed another man's seed on you

Truth is, if u go back to her

you would have difficulty trusting her

And like I tell my lovely

TRUST is a very very vital ingredient in any relationship

It's what keeps you going!


Career / Re: A Nairalander Sent Me N25,000 After Reading My Post by danielnomzy(m): 2:36am
God please bless izeeqpotter for us and send the spirit of izeeqpotter to many who have but cannot give and don't forget to create more izeeqpotters for the next generation.

May the good lord increase your gold sir.
Education / Re: See What The ‘tiny Pocket’ On Jeans Is Really For by danidee10(m): 2:35am
DAT pocket hole is were I keep my mcard

That's where I keep my last 1k when I'm broke, even devil no fit thief am grin
Politics / Re: See Crazy Routines Nigerian Soldiers Go Through To Be Recruited In The Army(pics by ugolance(m): 2:35am
[quote author=Destined2win post=42854169]This reminds me of one of my friends who wanted to join the army. He went for the training in zaria and fainted during one of their trainings. He deliberately refused to be resuscitated because he feared they will coerce him to continue with the trainings

Ambulance na im bring am come back lagos. As im hear say na lagos dem dey, guy man jumped out from the ambulance and ran away grin grin now this is ridiculous!
Crime / Re: Three Robbers, One Cop Killed During Bank Robbery by Flexherbal(m): 2:35am
Even the police station is not safe for anybody
Phones / Re: Gionee M3mini Discussion Thread [HOT] by temtop005(m): 2:34am

Have u resolved this.. Am facing same problem after rooting with kingroot..
Yeah, I downloaded a new play store which is version 6.2.and I installed it, so it replaced the 6.1 on my phone. When u want to download an app,when it reaches 100% just press home button and continue doing whatever u want to do, in like 4 to 5 mins, u will c the app installed on ur phone, the same goes for an update
Agriculture / Re: 43 Acres Remaining At 5k Each by Alpha2k(m): 2:34am
pls reserve 2acres for me as i wl b coming by month ending.thanks
Yes. I have done that.
Religion / Re: Isaiah 45:7 And Atheists by JackBizzle: 2:32am
No. You are confused, God created the whole world and everything in it. Evil is not a created thing, You can't see, touch, feel, smell or
hear evil. It is not one of the fundamental forces of physics. So just as scholar explained it. Evil is the consequence of God withdrawing His light. Just as we define darkness as the absence of light.


Is good also a created thing? You christians and your half baked logic.

God created evil. He is the almighty smiter. The punisher.

Yaweh the defiler
Romance / Re: When Your Ex Texts You Few Days To Valentine (photo) by RitzyPrince: 2:32am
Lol....carry your wahala and go grin
Crime / Re: Armed Robbery Attack At Skye Bank Ikirun Osun State by Flexherbal(m): 2:32am
We lack security in this country.
Politics / Re: OEAS Calls For Formation Of IPOB To Pick Up Arms On Self Defence by Ugonnax: 2:32am
Theses will cause war again. Let's be careful.

The problem with Nigerians is lack of foresight of impending danger. They know that this fire burnng will engulf into an explosion, they know this but the demon in them keeps telling them: don't smother it, continue to add fuel until it explodes. When it explodes, they will start regretting...we would not have added more fuel, e.t.c, then its too late. Most Igbos are for One Nigeria, some are even against IPOB but one thing they will not tolerate you killings of unarmed peaceful IPOB protesters...there are videos of these killings for those of you who like to see evidence before you believe. I am against killing of UNARMED PEACEFUL PROTESTERS BE IT IGBO, HAUSA OR YORUBA excersing their constitutional rights.
Business / Re: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by obi231(m): 2:32am
Politics / Re: PDP Gets Attacked On Twitter, Check This Out (photo) by mikolo80: 2:32am
That's some lame attack, are we better off with APC now? SMH!!
just imagine how bad it would have been with pdp still in charge
Celebrities / Re: Javier Mascherano Sentenced To Jail Over Tax Evasion Charges by nickrotbliss01: 2:31am
Javier Mascherano sentenced to jail over tax evasion charges. Read fool story at. http://starboihot.blogspot.com.ng/?m=1
Properties / Re: Fences And Gates In Pictures And Prices by spyder880(m): 2:31am

Can we talk?

Sure, call me Sir.

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