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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Packs Out Of Teebillz' House ? by raphy(m): 11:11pm
observer just ..passing...
Education / Re: Urgent: Need A Help From An Imsu Student Who's Currently In School Campus! by Doclight: 11:11pm
dozzynet:
Ok. Waiting for ur mail.
pls u can aswell inbox me pls.
So we can talk
Before u go 2maro
Autos / Re: Skoda Fabia Clean Car For Sale N195,000 by zappyj: 11:11pm
I swear sey na stolen car tongue
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of My Twin Sister & I by Sexipea(f): 11:11pm
eddie1:

Abeg No vex! Your mama wowo! Obviously you may not know ur father, cos she must have had u at age 13! You know say yoruba too like bastard
.bet u sick..how dare u utter such word..she isn't a kid..wuldnt just like 2 publicize her age whicheva way..m appreciating whom God bestowed on me 2 care 4 me nd u here talkn nonsense..

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Car Talk / Re: Boosting Your Lovely Car To Extra Horse Power For Speed, Burnout And Donuts by Jacksolo4me(m): 11:11pm
lipsrsealed....hmmm.id be following this one.sure sounds interesting.


Cos without those.yes there may be a gain in horsepower "sometimes"....a CAI may or may not net u the increase in HP over a usable rev range and a full titanium exhaust system would do better than a fart pipe straight through 2.5inch- 3inch.

A chipped ECU/ECM or a piggy back system
A full on Rebore of the cylinders(Stroker kit), Forged piston (High compression), Camshaft...

Bottom line is "On a NA engine, Getting 25 -30 hp isn't as easy as replacing an ECU over a line up/a larger exhaust, or an aftermarket intake...There is more to it than those.

Post up the dyno sheets of the test before any of the claims hold water....I once got carried away by this before
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of My Twin Sister & I by Osahon7(m): 11:11pm
Kachisbarbie:

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha! I laughed so hard- ma baby got scared.
Fu<kSh1t!!
Is that the best you can say as the prosecuting counsel?

@OP - it's a good thing you are proud of yo mama.#kisses
But where is yo a55 and booobs na?
You that is asking where is yours?because I can't see anything grab-able for that ur dp

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Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2014/15 Admission Process.... by Pes13: 11:11pm
Lexxybooy: Waow! Arsenal surprised me today o! Evn Welbeck dey score hatrick! Wonders shall nvr end!
Arsenal didnt surprise me a bit, I see galatasary as a team more worse than Enyimba FC of aba , imagine man united tired nd wasteful dumped legs scoring hattrick.
Education / Re: Most Underrated Course In Universities by Donkaz(m): 11:10pm
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Travel / Re: Photos: Sandton City (near Jo´burg) In South Africa by mondaynelson20: 11:10pm
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Phones / Re: THL4400 Discussion Thread! by TrebleChamp(m): 11:10pm
Any user of THL 5000 should pls create a thread and tell us more about the device, most expecially the ba3. Thanks in advance
Technology Market / Re: PRE ORDER 2.0 - CHEAPEST PRE-ORDER TABLET/PHONE DEALS EVER FROM CHINA. by texasbullet(m): 11:10pm
Thespecialone: Texasbullet your ainol ax9 tablet arrived today, Kanso your one plus one phone arrived today also. Trustmybiz collected his cube talk 9x 32gb today. Very busy day indeed. grin

Ok boss picking it tomao and we will talk abt more buz
Education / Re: Pls I Need Some Info About TOEFL And GRE by sleemgeez: 11:10pm
Gooci: pls m planning to go for either of the tests.
my question is, for example, if i shud write the exam this year, can i use it in the nxt 2 or 3yrs?
then, like how much is it, what to prepare for?

pls, same questions apply to GRE
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Education / Re: OAU 2014/2015 FRESHERS (newly Admitted Students) Meet Here by Timmytimmy(m): 11:10pm
moyes5757: which advanced textbook re u usin
.....bro, I checked for the list of courses on google as you adviced, didn't really see what I needed. Please, can you check and place a link?
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of My Twin Sister & I by naijaboiy(m): 11:10pm
Sexipea: What paste is dat? Nice dentition cheesy
LoL,,you want? cheesy
Autos / 013/014 Honda Accord Toks. 09 Honda Pilot Toks. 011 Benz E350 Coupe Toks by denniseky: 11:10pm
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Politics / Re: Jonathan Now The 6th Richest African President......hmmm by ochilikoko(m): 11:10pm
I think this is a befitting position considering the wealth of the Nation. Op pls seek for another marketable propaganda.
GEJ till I'm deemed feat to take over
Literature / Re: Love Or Wealth- An Interesting And Touching Story by atymat: 11:10pm
BISADE : if I can go to the US with Made whom I only adopted, why can't I go with Bolanle my blood?
MARY : your blood...more like your daughter, isn't it?
BISADE : well, you can call her that since I've told her to call me father.
MARY : Bisade, look, I dare not find out that you cheated on me o....if you love yourself.
BISADE : (laughing)..yousound like my Mum...or better still my Boss...
MARY : wasn't there a time I was equally your Boss, after all, you worked at my Father's company then....
BISADE : good...'then' right? Now things have changed.
MARY : don't try to change the topic, Bisade! Just make sure you didn't cheat on me, or I don't find out, because if that's the case then get ready for anything...
BISADE : (cuts in)...like?..tell me, anything like?
MARY : Bisade, don't underestimate me....don't underestimate me o...if I don't have a child, how dare you cheat on me?
(Bisade ignores her and goes to bed...)
MARY : (lying down on her side of the 12tf wide bed thinking to herself)...hmm...I've been so busy with work, I've not had time to really find out about this girl. Is she really Uncle Akande's daughter? ...Well, I've not been close to either him or his wife, so I don't even know any of his children...(Thinking)...if I want to investigate, how will I do it? I can't possibly work up to them and ask foolish questions, can I?...or may be Bisade is just so attached to the girl because he has never had the pleasure of having a female child...or is she really his daughter? ...But if that's the case who gave birth to her? Where has she been since...or is this just a feeling of paranoia?....(Thinks again)....but with their attachment...Hmm... Am I not sleeping under a burning roof as it is?...although,my company needs me now, I can't afford to loose all the money my Father left to me, because I can't possibly look up to this man for money...I need to concentrate on my company first, once I'm sure the company is now having a good standing, I will then face Bisade and that girl....yes, that's what I will do...
*************

Some months later, Femi came to the house to look for him. Bola was in the garden, she just ended her coaching with her teacher and was seeing him off to the gate...)
BOLA : I will tell him. But you can tell him on phone too...
AKIN : I definitely will. The only problem is finding another person to take you...
BOLA : so you don't know any other teacher?
AKIN : for now, I don't.
BOLA : okay...(She sees the security man talking to someone, and she looks at his face....)...haha....wait o... Mr Femi?
FEMI : (turns around, surprised)....wait a minute...em...(Trying to recall her name)...Bolanleright?
BOLA : yes....good afternoon.
FEMI : waow! You're looking different!...myGod! How are you?
BOLA : fine.
FEMI : waow!....(Looking at the beautiful damsel she has being transformed into)....I mean...I can't believe this...
BOLA : (smiling, she suddenly remembers her personal tutor is still beside her)....ha this is my teacher, Mr Akin.
FEMI : oh, nice to meet you..I'm Femi..I used to be one of her teachers back in Osun state...(Stretching out his hand for a hand shake)
AKIN : nice to meet you..(Receivingthe hand shake)...well (turns to Bola)...I'll be on my way now.
BOLA : okay sir. Bye bye...
FEMI : bye sir...
AKIN : bye (he leaves)
(As Akin was stepping out, Bisade's car honks and the security man opens the gate)
BOLA : oh...Daddy is back (she peeps outside and sees Akin walking up to Bisade...)
FEMI : oh that's Dad?
(Akin decides to talk to Bisade...)
AKIN : sir, I was still telling Bola now that I will be leaving for Abuja. You will need to get her someone else to take her.
BISADE : oh...that's sad. She's gotten used to you already.
AKIN : yes I know that sir but, I've gotten a job there which comes with an accommodation.
BISADE : you're a good teacher, I knew you'd get something very outstanding soon....its okay. We'll start searching for someone else for her....
AKIN : okay sir.
BISADE : when are you leaving?
AKIN : next week sir, but I will stop coming after friday, I have to put somethings in order before I leave.
BISADE : alright. Take care.
AKIN : yes sir, bye sir...(He leaves)
(Bisade's driver drives in. Bisade was surprised to see a man with Bola who is now running up to him)
BOLA : Daddy.....welcome sir.
BISADE : how are you dear?
BOLA : fine sir.
BISADE : (looking at Femi who is walking up to them)...who is that?
BOLA : he was my teacher in my village school.
BISADE : and what is he doing here?
BOLA : he said he wants to come and look for Made.
BISADE : (signals at Femi to walk up)....young man how are you?
FEMI : (running up to Bisade) fine sir.
BISADE : how may I help you?
FEMI : I'm a friend of Made's sir. We did youth service together. I've not heard from him for a while that's why I came to check on him.
BISADE : oh....he's in the UK...didn't he tell you he was going?
FEMI : he mentioned it while we were still in Osun state but I didn't know he has left.
TV/Movies / Re: What's Wrong With DSTV? by tonididdy: 11:10pm
Seun: Perhaps the heavy clouds in the sky are blocking the satellite signals?

lol stick to counting your NL traffic...

haha the weather has nothing to do with a decoder tripping on and off...Dstv is undergoing upgrades..If it where weather, it would be boldly written on your screen.
Sports / Re: Messi Reign Is Over by thegoodjoehunt3: 11:10pm
Leitner:
Dafuq is this

The last ballon d'or CR7 won was for the 2013 calendar year and 2013 was not a world cup year. So whyare you using WC to justify Ribery not winning the award. The biggest competition played in the year ronaldo and Ribery were in the Final 3 candidates was the Champ Lge,in which Ribery won and also Played well .

So again,if you used Sneidjer performing in the biggest competition then(I.e the WC) to try and back your claim that that's why he should have won the award why are you not also saying Ribery should have won it bcoz he performed in the biggest competition in the year,2013 which is The Champ Lge?. And also if I might add,winning it which Sneidjer didn't in his own time
[b]If Sniejder had an amazing treble winning season without having an outstanding World Cup performance or if it was not a World Cup year, he would not have deserved the award. Just life, Robbery last season.

Why I said Sniejder deserves it is because it was a World Cup year and he also added an amazing World Cup performance to the treble.

So I am not saying is because of just the biggest trophy but the total performance. Ribery's performance last season was not better than Sniejder in 2010 because he added a World Cup amazing performance.

So do not use that biggest trophy ideology.
Education / Re: Ekiti State University 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Jolijane: 11:10pm
0xladee24: pls is deir any1 in d room who has been given admission by d school into mbbs ..... pls l need ur reply
yes now,they are kind of many sef.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Independence Girl Animation by xothermik(m): 11:10pm
also took time to mess around with google's animated artwork marking our independence day. grin

Politics / Re: South African Hotel Bans Nigerians by mondaynelson20: 11:10pm
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Nairaland / General / Re: Someone Please Help, I Don't Seem To Be Able To Find My Way Around Here by dytbabe: 11:10pm
ThisIsAlom:

I am a new member.

You haven't paid ur tithe?

Pls we need consult the gods
We need 7white chickens
7 white cows
14 galoons of white oil
21 cowries

This is jst for a start as more will be demanded
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ELYMAXiimus(m): 11:10pm
GIYAZZ:
Watch me pick the pen to quench boredom/ dulling me, cos your lyrics flat as Olga Kent's bottom/
so I lyrically channeled my present complicated problems and conclude/
to script semblable of 'a french kiss from death' before peeps in paris utter bonjour/
Ha! Complexed alphabets dripping out the ink of my blessed pen/ crystal clear, your verses left them acting hard, mine vex them/
like tell 'em/ they nothing but wacks/
Agree to this! Last person that pulled a Thomas was whacked!/
Bafana Bafana? quit the air pollution with ya allos parakletos; Vuvuzela tracks!/
Limerick is extremely wack, Gottoboy did a better crap!/
Script is ill, but i refer not the Xlite/ said that for a reason; cos in audios that fool sounds like an asphyxiated version of West life!/
Is this a diss? Do not bother replying/
Do otherwise, and ya flesh is the next thing that lyrical scavenger; Siddogg, would be recycling!/
Grrrgh!!! Never heard of me? I could invent a sentence that'd make a judge give himself a death sentence/
OG! Jigsawkillah brought guns to a punch fight and failed his balls!
I blast ya brains to the wall with a baseball /bat/ bleed carefully!
If your blood spill on my tatoo? Imma cut off your mum's breats. . . and call that tit for tat!
you don't get it! It's hot complexity in 5000 degrees/
The bars I text is law, my vocal is sound decree/
Leave strong-headed rappers not needing air/
Under the earth six feet below, dead or alive, leave him there!!!/
Lazllo Barrow kinda type. Take the information if you dig/
Eating sharwama in a friend's party, Hey! I'm referring you pig!/
Swoooop!
Fixed upon to annihilate Ksslib and give Scooby Doo another reason to jump on Shaggy's arms/
Brain scanning for the murder words, but death couldn't allow me practice that/
but I'm still illing/ and willing/ to make him stop breathing/
Will this provoke the father of the afforementioned rapper?/
Ffuck ochon! Your s.tupid son messed with the wrong rapper!/
so he must face the consequences!
Destruction is what it reflects, even as I scrub and make the mirror cleaner/
I'm a teen, just a Little boy, picture 1945 in Hiroshima!!!/
young, and lyrically inclined compared to the height of Mount Everest/
My pen will always design syllables, my mouth never rest!!!
Health / Re: Nigeria’s Actions Seem To Contain Ebola Outbreak -New York Times by amtalkin(f): 11:09pm
I see some well paid people trying so hard to defend their party. Now the question is if Ebola had spread who will they have called for this resignature?
Politics / Re: ''Yorubas are barbaric pagans''+ other matters---- Aliyu Gwarzo. by thewarrior72: 11:09pm
Francis5: [b][/b]

I am trying HARD though to imagine myself becoming a Muslim. How will my life look like? So I will start beheading people and ra....ping women for Allah? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Yes or we will kill u tongue
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of My Twin Sister & I by ojialo(m): 11:09pm
girl you are gorgeous.... keep it up no much makeup... but is that lady your twin or mum?
Culture / Re: HAUSALAND: Teach Me Hausa by sameer1212: 11:09pm
[quote author=Paretomaster][/quote]toh sai dasafe dan uwa...
Islam for Muslims / Re: Islam For Muslims: Side Talk Station by tbaba1234: 11:09pm
AlBaqir:

You don't need to deny what you know not because of sentiment. Here are certain links:


I did not deny anything , I simply said that there is no need to make a comment based on a picture.

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