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Education / Re: LAUTECH 2014/2015 Admission Thread by haxorDelite: 9:07pm
layrayson: do you want chem.eng or microbiology... makeup your mind now so that you will have a specific prayer point.. you have good chances of been given chem.eng cos i had 55% in my post utme and now I'm a 300level chemical engineering student in Lautech

I do want chemical engineering bro, but its my o'level chemistry result dat is given me ish... I even had 61% in p-ume
Technology Market / Re: Lenovo Ideatab 7" Tablet Pc With 1ghz Processor, 512mb Ram, And 8gb Storage by CityNG: 9:07pm
They'll be N30,000 each.

These are brand new in factory sealed boxes and comes with a cover, usually extra.
Investment / Re: Trade Forex While Sleeping by almagental(m): 9:07pm
Hello Mr Niyadcom! We your students are all waiting for you...please continue, dont be tired. Thanks you
Romance / Re: She Is Tormenting Me. I Need Advice by J12(m): 9:07pm
Either one of you is not good in bed. It may be her or you. I don't know which
Literature / Re: IFY - A Romantic Thriller by 2scorehigh(m): 9:07pm
Time was running out fast on me. The policemen were not in any haste. In fact, I believe they took so much pleasure in detaining us because they soon left us and continued with their job of stopping and checking other vehicles. To buttress their point, they now ordered our driver to continue his journey while leaving Paul behind.

Paul was looking totally lost and distraught. I took pity on him. Some of the passenger were already making impatient gestures and verbally casting blame on him and saying that he should have brought the receipt instead of causing this whole problem for them and wasting their time while ignorantly claiming he knew his rights. Some others took the opportunity to blame the driver some more for not giving the policeman something.

I knew where all this was heading to. I figured I knew what the policemen wanted. I figured they didn’t care much about the ownership of that old laptop but rather they were only interested in punishing the boy, and to some extent, the driver too, so I moved to where two of the policemen were seated on an improvised wooden bench and addressed one of them who looked more educated and approachable. I started pleading with him to forgive Paul.

I made it appear as if I were siding with them against the silly student who, even though was claiming to know his rights, was still foolish enough not to have brought the common receipt along with him.

To drive my point home, I gently squeezed two two hundred naira notes into his palms. He unfolded it, looked at it and when he found out it was just a four hundred naira, he told me that it was enough to free Paul from the serious offence he had committed.

I laughed and told him that I was doing what I was doing out of my own volition. I didn’t mention that I was attending an interview in Lagos tomorrow and I needed to be in Lagos early enough. I knew I had to be careful what I disclosed to him. Who knows, he might even see and use it as an opportunity to detain us the more so as to exploit us, no, me, some more

I simply told him to consider us that we are just students who depended on our parents for sustenance. I added another two hundred to his till. That seemed to be working. I noticed that he was now relaxing a bit.

He told me to call that foolish student. I called him. As the other passengers watched, together we marched to the place where the other four policemen were standing. He now presented my case to his colleagues. They vehemently opposed and said that Paul must stay behind unless he miraculously produces that receipt

The policeman now pleaded on our behalf. He told his colleagues that I have already provided six hundred naira to that effect and they communed amongst themselves and said that it was not enough.

By now the driver and some of the passengers had joined our small group. They now joined in pleading with the policemen to forgive Paul and let us go. I noticed the impatience on the faces of some of them. At last, the policemen said we had to complete the money and make it up to one thousand naira before we can go. Strangely, for some inexplicable reason, none of them who gathered, not even Paul, seemed willing to do something. Nigerians! Well, what do you expect?

I thought about it. Maybe this was fate at work. Maybe this was the reason why God even allowed me to save that money from that man in the first place. I wanted nothing more than for us to be on the road once more so after feigning some hesitation, I finally gave in and gave them another four hundred naira.

As they accepted it, they told Paul to thank me very well. They also told him to apologize to the officer whom he raised his voice against and he did. The policeman who slapped him now shook hands with him and told him to continue to be a law abiding citizen and warned him to always remember to take his receipts along with him whenever he is travelling with any electronic gadget so as to avoid a similar embarrassment in the future.

I exchanged phone numbers with the police officer I first approached. You don’t know when next you might need his help or bump into each other.

Then they waved us on our way and off we went. I looked at my watch. The whole event had lasted for almost forty something minutes. It was almost half past three and we were still about four hours away from Lagos but I was glad that we were finally on our way—again!

to be continued...
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by Generalkorex(m): 9:07pm
I FEEL YA BRO grin grin
lol your head they there
TV/Movies / Re: Mtn Project Fame Season 7.0 Official Thread by homesteady(m): 9:07pm
who and who got evicted?
Romance / Re: My Husband, Brother Cornered Me In The Bathroom by Swaggot00(m): 9:07pm
BoiledCorn: MUGU. You failed! angry
call me that again n watch me burst your left nut
Technology Market / Re: Used Samsung Galaxy Core For Sale 23k Negotiable by newman10(m): 9:07pm
Romance / Re: Am Sick And Tired Of Being A Mugu....... by jhimmy: 9:07pm
Cost of Hotels at Obalende is 5000 bro...

That will solve your probz
Autos / Re: Reg BMW 325i 2006 @1.6m by elbedso(f): 9:07pm
1m?? *picks race*
Romance / Re: At What Age Did You Have Your First Sex??? by thoollz(m): 9:07pm

"Tertiary virgin", right?
guy u b private investigator o. 9ja fg nids u grin

"Tertiary virgin", right?
guy u b private investigator o. 9ja fg nids u
Celebrities / Re: Photo Of The Day (SEE FOUR WIVES) by djeezy(m): 9:07pm
He managed to maintain peace amongst them that would be shattered once he is dead.
Education / Re: LAUTECH 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Lordgatt46(m): 9:06pm
Ademos31: dey will request for o level b4 e can do dat
I don't tink so since u avent process d admission.either u tell dem d truth or lie dat no money or something else
NYSC / Re: Prospective NYSC 2014 Batch C House by Taiye4Christ(m): 9:06pm
The road to the top starts from the bottom. Only the grave/pit starts from the top.
Though your beginning may seem humble, yet so prosperous will your future be.

#do not depise little beginnings
Education / Re: 2014/2015 Direct Entry Admission, University Of Ibadan by NOBLEDON35: 9:06pm
alaoabiodun: Add on bbm 30B035BF
. thanks alot .
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: *lanicky Chat Thread* Join My E Family On NL. by frankben1: 9:06pm

it is real least we now have a common ground .....chelsea.....CJ love please prepare that assorted pepper soup you know i love wink''

lemme flex with FB today..
Ermmm..... Yes.

*still confused.... Can't believe this is jeffreyjamez. Someone must have impersonated him*

Since it's pepper soup, i'll have to withdraw my suspense then revive it after the enjoyment.

Charijee, bring it on grin
Agriculture / Re: A Thread For Growing Watermelon In Nigeria With Photos by boluwajokosegun: 9:06pm
Weldon sir, where are u located.

The risk is high but highly lucrative farming
Religion / Re: Contemplation Seeds From Eckankar by Obi901: 9:06pm
People who are very set in their state of consciousness - they have their mind made up about a lot of things - are the least likely to hear when God speaks.

How to Survive Spiritually in Our Times
Sri Harold Klemp
The Mahanta the Living ECK Master
Romance / Re: Why Did You Break UP With Your First Love by Aniroly(m): 9:06pm
i remember i felt like breaking up
Celebrities / Re: Photos: Omotola Jalade Ekeinde At The Pampers Sales Rep Convention by imoleay0(m): 9:06pm
Yungwizzzy: I like her blue dress
who doesn't?
Politics / Re: The Challenge Of Electricity Supply In Nigeria by Barbay101: 9:06pm
Good day,I'm by name Mrs Becky.I just want to share my own Experience about online car dealers.I know that there's a lot of fraudsters online.But I bought a car from a certain custom officer which is a friend of mine and is genuine.If you are interested you can reach him on this number.07060482281. I'm just trying to help so that you won't be a victim of fraudsters. PLEASE DON'T FLASH HIMAlloy wheel air bag air condition power steering power window automatic transmission CD players e t c ..
Properties / Decent Mini Flat To Let @ Oregun Ikeja The Rent Is 250k X1yr & Half. by gloryhouse(m): 9:06pm
A decent Mini Flat To Let @ Oregun Ikeja in a good Neighborhood with Packing space & spacious kitchen. RENT 250k x1yr & half. For more info & inspection call 08128221026.
Literature / Re: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by Toeyean1507(f): 9:06pm
Amen but not boys
. And lovely gurls u shall have #byHisgrace.
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by yeyenatu(f): 9:06pm
Onlly one me!!! grin grin ain't counterfeit-able....
lol.. It's ye-ye nooooooooooooot grin cheesy

@lagunna: tongue grin

Phones / Re: Gionee Launched Another Beast With 1gig Ram.gionee P2s by AmazingZeus: 9:06pm

who would have believed this some years back?
re-upload your screen shots I didn't see anything there
Car Talk / Re: Timing Belt Woes! by GAZZUZZ(m): 9:06pm
Your timing is most likey off, but what type if timing belt did you buy and how much did it cost you? If its the regular thing they sell I doubt you will get 10k km before it snaps. I hope it was original.
Politics / Re: David Umoru Of The "Dying APC" In Early Lead! by berem(f): 9:06pm

grin cheesy I dey wedding at okota, just dey drive home now! Keep the post coming, you people have already won from twitter results. We the cankerworm need to re-strategise cos jonathan must win even if with only south east votes

GEJ till 2019! tongue
drive home safely my dear. Nothing do you! grin grin
NYSC / Re: Batch C 2014 Mobilisation Time Table by dania30(f): 9:06pm
I haven't thumb printed. Did the initial registration with my phone. Generated my i.d and went to an accredited cyber cafe to process but was told that my reg number is invalid.
U have to thumbprint before it shows invalid jamb reg no na. Try and go to d cafe and thumbprint first. I dunno how u did it, but thumbprinting comes first.
And plz do to contact any of ur coursemates to know if they are encountering same ish...
Technology Market / Re: Specuit Cargo || Pre-Order From China, USA, Dubai & The UK | Fastest Freights... by Opeyemi5(m): 9:06pm
I just recieved my items.the seller did not include the charger
Celebrities / 'Happy' Rita Dominic Admits She's got Someone Special by QueenMo: 9:06pm
The award winning actress, who covers the September issue of Blanck digital magazine, dished on her love life, admitting she’s in a relationship and is in a happy place in her life.Rita Dominic tells Blanck magazine;
“I feel grateful, thankful and excited as well. Not many have the opportunity to get to this number and for the most part, I have had a good life. Yes I am dating someone and I am in a happy place. I’m good.”
She admitted that her man is not in the entertainment industry. “Sorry love. He’s not” Rita said when asked if her man is someone in the industry.

Politics / Re: Enugu, The Pride Of The East. by AlabaBoss: 9:06pm
[quote author=chy101] grin grin grin grin grin grin

I am not as jobless as you are nah..

You have got no responsibility that is why you waste away on NL..

Tell me do you have any other life outside NL..?

I have been fvcking your mother since morning..

I have given your mom to my friends here to play with her toto.. grin grin

Old man like you should get a you adjust this your nose in the pix below. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Accursed grin grin

I can easily feed you and your household and still give you pocket money like Chinonye's parents do for you embarassed

Chino you don enter am, you don buy market grin

You are not even loved by my fellow Igbos anymore because they can see that you are a useless dunce of a man.

Like I said to you, the owner of that picture will be in touch soon grin grin

A man that is in his 40s should never behave in this manner and I your igwe is right here to sort your life out. grin

Chinonye go chase you commot for house last last, that is the mission. cheesy cheesy


Anambra adigo mma eee cheesy cool cool

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