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Business / Re: Banning Forex Trading And Sports Betting Promotion by ireneony(f): 8:57am
baslone:


That is nobody's fault

That I invest millions of naira on LIB simply cause Seun rejected it. You go force am?

It's his world, his choices.
at least the Ben Carson of nigeria is finally open minded
Sports / Re: Sport Betting: Leave The Village Now by vickvan(m): 8:57am
Before you guys vanish from this thread, i don't understand this market strategy called hadicap. It seems to be a nice marketing strategy. Someone should please explain it in detail and also for the benefit for those who don't understand as well. Cc: zealoy
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 10 by DanIndia(m): 8:57am
My sister, you don talk am. Well said smiley
temzybabe:
Beware of destination addiction. The idea that happiness is in the next place, next job or even with the next partner. Until you give up the idea that happiness is somewhere else, it will never be where you are. I know what some of us are going through cus of this cic delay but we shouldn't allow them determine our future for us. That we applied for visa doesn't mean we should just sleep and eat all day waiting for cic to reply us. Let's find something doing. Apply for jobs or something. I was like dt abt a month ago. I was always staring at my phone. Checking mails every minute. I couldn't eat well or sleep well. I know Canada is a good country but then, are we going to kill ourselves? To be honest, if they don't give me this visa I won't reapply cus I can't go through this a second time. And immediately I realized this, I started another application to another country. Now I sleep well. Of course Canada is better than the other country I applied to but trust me anywhere is better than Nigeria presently. And not going to Canada first doesn't mean one cannot go to Canada in future. After nysc, I didn't even bother to write any cv cus I felt shebi I'm going to Canada ni. But really it shouldn't be like dt. It should be in such a way that the visa is going to be a bonus when it eventually comes through. There's nothing bad in having to choose from different options at d end of the day. The main thing I'm trying to say is that we should try to engage in productive things and not just sleep, eat, read nairaland lol, and wait for mails from cic. God didn't create us for just that. We shouldn't allow Canada give us hypertension
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Rate My Drawing by cosmic22(m): 8:57am
Meklex:
How did you learn? Which materials did you use?




self taught.... and its just a normal pen
Romance / Re: Lmao! One Word For This Guy Please! by 400billionman: 8:57am
MoneypassGod:
Lol.. Dats how women usually take pics like imbeciles

Celebrities / Re: ‘i’ll Divorce My Wife If She Tries To Change Me’ – Denrele by CecyAdrian(f): 8:57am
Person never marry but e don dey talk of divorce Who is deceiving who angry just tell us you are having a contract marriage Rubbish!!!
Crime / Re: Ogun Man Sets His Wife Ablaze For Disobeying Him(photo) by SweetieConstie(f): 8:57am
OMG!!! The man is a beast! embarassed
Foreign Affairs / Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Thiza: 8:57am
WHAT NIGERIA CLAIMS TO BE INDIGENOUS

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Etisalat Customer Care Job by 1miccza: 8:57am
Gabbyraze:

It was nice,just spent time learning d job first hand from a video,then with some actual agents. Pls try to ask questions,no Mata how silly it might sound and also take down alot of notes..put your phone on vibrate or better still,switch it off cos the staffs don't use theirs while on duty...get ready to laff and just enjoy

Thanks so much bro
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by eigmaticme: 8:57am
September Mama's any shopping yet?

Any mama staying in Jos? Pls where do you do your shopping?

Cc. Iyabetajos
Literature / Re: Read For Free: The Fate That Never Was (part 1) by oludare007: 8:57am
CHAPTER 3


Emeka’s eyes were swollen, red and like a brimstone, but this time, it wasn’t due to smoking or drinking, he has been crying his eyes out. If there were any begging position, he had already been there. But now, he prostrated on the floor, still begging Hannah to forgive him.

He has been begging for two days now, but Hannah had insisted that it was over. Something Emeka couldn’t take himself to bear. The first time Hannah said that, he almost drank himself to death. Even his friend, Ade, was unable to rescue him from the plank.

“You got to understand, please!” He kept repeating the verse like it mattered to Hannah, who was apparently not worried about the break up.

“Oh, I understood you the first time you explained, but you didn’t understand my own point, did you?” Hannah asked without looking at his wet face. She sat comfortably on the plastic chair with legs crossed, filing her nails that doesn’t need filing.

“Blessing is not more a problem, I promise you.” Emeka pleaded again.

“See, Emeka, when you approached me for a relationship, six months ago, I told you I can’t be with you unless you do away with… with that wretched girl! Everybody knows her background with her holier-than-thou attitude, just because her parents were pastors. She is poor, her parents are poor, and she is even a squatter because last time we heard, Bukky was the one paying for the hostel and she had never contributed a dime!”

“I swear, if you forgive me this time, I will never go back to her.”

“Yeah, heaven will come if I believe you this time. You know,” she stopped filing her nails, uncrossed her legs and bent from her chair to face Emeka, “the last time, she thanked you for being gentle with her while taking her virginity. This time, she missed you and will love to sleep over at your place. You know, I could only thank my stars that I had your phone with me on these two occasions, otherwise, you would have fooled me twice!"

“This time, I swear, it is over!” Emeka held onto Hannah’s legs.

Hannah yanked herself from him and walked to the window. “The worst part is, that wretched Blessing would have been bragging about you being hers, when I was bragging that you dumped her for me. Being in the same class with that wretched girl is shameful enough!”

“I am begging you. I cannot do without you, I swear!” Emeka sniffed and cried without leaving his position.

“The only way I can redeem my glowing image is to let everyone know that I dumbed you!”

Emeka assumed a kneeling position and walked on his knees to where Hannah was standing, he held on her skirt. “I don’t care if you told everyone that you dumbed me, but I am going to have nothing to do with Blessing anymore!”

“And how does that solve this whole issue?” Hannah turned to him.

“You know, I have just three months left in this university before my final papers, after which we can be together again.”

Hannah refused, and Emeka begged on.

*******************

“How is she?” Ade asked as he came into the hostel room.

“Still the same thing.” Bukky, who sat by a shivering Blessing answered Ade.

“That’s bad.” Ade said. “No improvement?”

“If you meant ‘after you left’, then, no.” Bukky replied.

Ade came forward to feel Blessing’s forehead. He quickly removed his hand. “Jesus! She burning up! Shouldn’t we take her to the school clinic?”

“She refused.”

“I don’t think she has much of a choice.” Ade said and moved towards Blessing’s bed, raised her arm and dropped it like a referee during a wrestling match. “She looks dead.”

Bukky scoffed. “She’s not dead.” She said and padded Blessing’s forehead with a wet towel.

“I am not dead.” Blessing said without opening her eyes. “Just get me my Emeka.”

“Is that what this is?” Ade was surprised.

“Yes, just get me Emeka and I will be fine.”

“I told you.” Bukky said.

“But I don’t know where he is?” Ade lied.

“You’re his friend, just help us find him.” Bukky shouted.

“Alright, alright, I will try and do that.” Ade replied uneasily. He started to think. Emeka doesn’t wants to be found, but it is looking as though he has no choice.

“Ade!” Bukky shouted his name.

“What? Why shouting my name? I am right here!”

“No, you were not. I called you three times.”

“You did?”

“Yes, she did.” Blessing replied to Ade’s question.

“What were you thinking? Did you know where your friend is?” Bukky asked Ade who denied.

Blessing sat up. “Ade, please.”

“What is the problem with you girls, huh? I told you I will look for him, okay? Take care of yourselves.” He said and both girls watched him leave.

END OFCHAPTER 3
Emeka’s eyes were swollen, red and like a brimstone, but this time, it wasn’t due to smoking or drinking, he has been crying his eyes out. If there were any begging position, he had already been there. But now, he prostrated on the floor, still begging Hannah to forgive him.
He has been begging for two days now, but Hannah had insisted that it was over. Something Emeka couldn’t take himself to bear. The first time Hannah said that, he almost drank himself to death. Even his friend, Ade, was unable to rescue him from the plank.
“You got to understand, please!” He kept repeating the verse like it mattered to Hannah, who was apparently not worried about the break up.
“Oh, I understood you the first time you explained, but you didn’t understand my own point, did you?” Hannah asked without looking at his wet face. She sat comfortably on the plastic chair with legs crossed, filing her nails that doesn’t need filing.
“Blessing is not more a problem, I promise you.” Emeka pleaded again.
“See, Emeka, when you approached me for a relationship, six months ago, I told you I can’t be with you unless you do away with… with that wretched girl! Everybody knows her background with her holier-than-thou attitude, just because her parents were pastors. She is poor, her parents are poor, and she is even a squatter because last time we heard, Bukky was the one paying for the hostel and she had never contributed a dime!”
“I swear, if you forgive me this time, I will never go back to her.”
“Yeah, heaven will come if I believe you this time. You know,” she stopped filing her nails, uncrossed her legs and bent from her chair to face Emeka, “the last time, she thanked you for being gentle with her while taking her virginity. This time, she missed you and will love to sleep over at your place. You know, I could only thank my stars that I had your phone with me on these two occasions, otherwise, you would have fooled me twice!”
“This time, I swear, it is over!” Emeka held onto Hannah’s legs.
Hannah yanked herself from him and walked to the window. “The worst part is, that wretched Blessing would have been bragging about you being hers, when I was bragging that you dumped her for me. Being in the same class with that wretched girl is shameful enough!”
“I am begging you. I cannot do without you, I swear!” Emeka sniffed and cried without leaving his position.
“The only way I can redeem my glowing image is to let everyone know that I dumbed you!”
Emeka assumed a kneeling position and walked on his knees to where Hannah was standing, he held on her skirt. “I don’t care if you told everyone that you dumbed me, but I am going to have nothing to do with Blessing anymore!”
“And how does that solve this whole issue?” Hannah turned to him.
“You know, I have just three months left in this university before my final papers, after which we can be together again.”
Hannah refused, and Emeka begged on.

*******************

“How is she?” Ade asked as he came into the hostel room.
“Still the same thing.” Bukky, who sat by a shivering Blessing answered Ade.
“That’s bad.” Ade said. “No improvement?”
“If you meant ‘after you left’, then, no.” Bukky replied.
Ade came forward to feel Blessing’s forehead. He quickly removed his hand. “Jesus! She burning up! Shouldn’t we take her to the school clinic?”
“She refused.”
“I don’t think she has much of a choice.” Ade moved to Blessing’s bed, raised her arm and dropped it like a referee during a wrestling match. “She looks dead.”
Bukky scoffed. “She’s not dead.” She said and padded Blessing’s forehead with a wet towel.
“I am not dead.” Blessing said without opening her eyes. “Just get me my Emeka.”
“Is that what this is?” Ade was surprised.
“Yes, just get me Emeka and I will be fine.”
“I told you.” Bukky said.
“But I don’t know where he is?” Ade lied.
“You’re his friend, just help us find him.” Bukky shouted.
“Alright, alright, I will try and do that.” Ade replied uneasily. He started to think. Emeka doesn’t wants to be found, but it is looking as though he has no choice.
“Ade!” Bukky shouted his name.
“What? Why shouting my name? I am right here!”
“No, you were not. I called you three times.”
“You did?”
“Yes, she did.” Blessing replied to Ade’s question.
“What were you thinking? Did you know where your friend is?” Bukky asked Ade who denied.
Blessing sat up. “Ade, please.”
“What is the problem with you girls, huh? I told you I will look for him, okay? Take care of yourselves.” He said and both girls watched him leave.


END OF 3
Politics / Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by Vongsama(m): 8:57am
darkenkach:


Bros get sense nah..

Are u shitting me? Where's ur own sense that u could spew such rubbish? He's sayin d truth huh? Y don't u go n start dressing ur ancestor's masquerades n stop doin whatever it is u r doin now. Or may be dress Lai himself, he actually looks like a masquerade.

Na u need sense pass, unfortunately, its not in stores for sale.
Politics / Re: We Don’t Want Fulani Herdsmen To Leave Our Land —Ebonyi Gov by Likei(m): 8:57am
The governor is only looking for favor from buhari .
Politics / Re: Chantal Biya Vs Dolapo Osinbajo: A Meeting Of Two Contrasting Women (Photos) by sinceraconcept: 8:56am
See how Aisha dey take corner eyes look am as she stand beside president Buhari on the 7th picture like "No snatch my husband from me o"
Religion / Re: If (God Forbid) Your Pastor Turns Into An Atheist, What Will You Do? by macof(m): 8:56am
tpiah01:
my question is, what is the person saying which has never happened before?

Dunno why he or she was waving it like some sort of trophy, ei, your pastor will soon turn atheist.

What rubbish. I think it's nairaland which gives people some grandiose delusions and makes them jump up at every thing as if they were just hearing it for the first time.

Most of the atheists they follow, with big websites, banners and all that, were pastors at some point in time, do they think they are the only ones with the info?

We all have google nah, abi some computers no get google ni?

Certain nairalanders, every few months, take it upon themselves to open threads saying they have turned atheist, and so what?

The latest one opened thread to say he used to be a pastor and is now an atheist, I went through his post history and found mostly smut there, does it need a soothsayer to tell you the fellow is looking for who to fool.

Not to mention he kept dropping place names and various names which he probably got from spying on people's computers or plain gossip sharing, and trying to pass off the info as his personal own.

na today?


grin grin grin that hardmirror thread pained you so much you had to look through his post history. ..Chai! sorry ehn
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: No Strings Attached Whatsapp Group(sexcha) by Desammyst(m): 8:56am
08101277263
Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth's N200,000 Belt To The Launch Of Laffhub.com by dumo1(m): 8:56am
It is only a very foolish man that will wear sunshades inside a room. If it's outside when ur about to leave and you don't want people to notice you cos you are a celebrity, then fine its understandable.
Politics / Re: Alleged N32bn Fraud: FG Fails To Produce Dasuki In Court Again by TheNonce: 8:56am
menstrualpad:
today's newspaper report is stale/ are you living in China?
lalasticlala mynd44 over to you




My friend this report has been existing in this section for more than 2 days already! Other people have posted this "stale news" via other threads!



Why are you pained?
Politics / Re: We Don’t Want Fulani Herdsmen To Leave Our Land —Ebonyi Gov by Alokendra(m): 8:56am
buharisbae:
Southeast re hypocrites undecided

FOOD FOR THOUGHTS
Don't mind them. They would have been running their diseased mouths if this had come from Benue. Bunch of hypocrites and cowards who only display their bravery online and on radio biadrug
Health / Re: Sincere Advice: While Treating That Illness, Also Take Care Of The Root Cause by Flexherbal(m): 8:56am
More details, shortly.
Celebrities / Re: Adorable Photo Of Aliona & Andre Okoye In Career Costumes by donbenedict(m): 8:56am
nikkypearl:
who kosisochukwu epp?who Adamu don plan to epp abeg lv mata and let join the moving train grin
let's make a baby na
Romance / Re: An Acrostic Fit For A QUEEN by joseph1832(m): 8:56am
MUVA:


Lol! Exposed? Wait, are you actually saying that one must be licensed or what before he can try out poetry?? grin
Are you always this dumb or you're just putting in extra effort because its may 4th?
Not at all, all I'm saying is, one should know what he or she is writing about. Plain and simple. tongue
Education / Re: Medical Mcqs & Short Answer Questions by Zellie: 8:56am
embarassed

Politics / Re: APC Governors In Enugu Over Herdsmen Attack by tanteta(m): 8:56am
The Federal government of Nigeria should disarm the alleged Fulani-herdsmen with immediate effect through any possible means. This is the first and the best approach to stopping the casualties which are always being reported to be caused by these men. Or better still, The Federal Government of Nigeria should approve and give each and every citizen of this country regardless of tribe, language or religion the freedom to possess arms. this is equal right and justice. But I believe the former is better than the latter. IF NOT....any other biased means of tackling this menace will prove futile and the Country Nigeria may eventually head for the rock.
This tanteta....saying...DISARM THE HERDSMEN NOW.
Celebrities / Re: Olukayode Salako: TeeBillz Is An Irresponsible Married Man by igbohausayoruba: 8:56am
You"v made ur point
Politics / Re: Aje Oil Field Begins Production As Lagos Joins Oil Producing States by mare23ayo(m): 8:56am
SamuelAnyawu:
Lagos grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

The Richest state in Nigeria.
With way they are discovering new oil fields in Borno, Chad Basin, Anambra and Imo mehn Niger deltans it's a pity your Governors couldn't develop Southsouth with your 13% oil derivation and Personal income tax.

I just can't imagine how Southsouth states will cope with the oil Glut in Nigeria soon
I like the fact that some of you southerners now know the about the sharing formula (13% derivation), so its not the fault of the FG if the region is not developed. It is pertinent to say that the governors should tasked for speedy development in the south south.
Business / Re: Join The Success Team Of Mini Importers And Have Ur Own Success Story. Must See! by importexpert(m): 8:56am
Dahjhi:
Ok. Can I pay now. And how do I get the package?

yes you can pay now. after payment send your details as stated on my site. "import pack"name"email"phone number" bank paid to or method of payment". send it as text message to my number. the pack is delivered completely within an hour after payment confirmation. your success is my pride
Politics / Re: Soldiers Kill Fulani Herdsmen In Zamfara And Arrest 5 In Kaduna (photos by SporaD8: 8:56am
fulanmafia:


I don't know why the mods don't detect whenever these truants give misleading titles to news articles and propagate their ethno religious agenda. News especially from blogs ought to be vetted to ensure any blogger bias or incompetence is not transmitted to a wider audience through NL.

The article referred to bandits and cattle rustlers, and never mentioned Fulani herdsmen.

Nairaland which aims to promote peace and unity should be the last forum allowing such divisive, provocative and mischievous acts which makes it more difficult to contain the challenge. I implore the mods to fix the misleading title.

Cc; Seun lalasticlala Mynd44.
Thank you my brother, am begin to wonder wen cattle rustlers and bandit turn Fulani herdsmen.
95% of those commenting didnt read the news.
Fashion / Re: Hair Doctor by actoor(m): 8:56am
Wash your hair once a week, using a gentle, pH-balanced shampoo. Afro hair is naturally dry, and shampooing more often strips its oils and dries the hair further. Also, too-frequent shampooing prevents natural oils to coat the entire hair shaft. Avoid shampoos containing sulfates, which also tend to dry the hair.
Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth's N200,000 Belt To The Launch Of Laffhub.com by DBossNG(m): 8:56am
I see

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