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|Romance / Re: Cheating Is Wrong - Chris Brown (photo) by lezznjr: 9:23am|
KingCheezyPuff:I hate the bounds and confinements marriage ushers!
Surprising, you're becoming more Nigerian in outlook than me. I thought Americans see marriage as a choice and not the next step to accomplishment.
|Romance / Re: Cheating Is Wrong - Chris Brown (photo) by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:23am|
True but it still irks that they crave equality yet they try to justify their motives for philandering while demonizing men who engage in it.
That the female gender is an enigma is only as valid as the understanding of them by the person asserting so.
You doubt me? How about this :
Give a woman love, comfort and attention and she'd do your bidding forever?
Men? Give us a woman with the culinary skills of Ayesha Curry, the soft curves of Kim Kardashian and the enduring patience of Annie Idibia and we'd still want to kiss Di'Ja or Simi.
See? Women are actually more easy to read than men. They aren't a tad bit mysterious.
|Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by RobinHez(m): 9:23am|
Sorry, I'm not a medical student.
But you can check the kofa site for courses under BMS
|Celebrities / Re: Duncan Mighty Celebrates His 33rd Birthday Today by beautiful232(f): 9:23am|
|Religion / Re: Watch This Litte Boy Doing REAL Magic With JUJU by felixomor1: 9:23am|
Is that why ur Wikipedia and even human history disagrees with u?
|Religion / Re: 6 Signs That Prove Jesus IS NOT Coming Soon by GRIMMJOE(m): 9:22am|
The end time signs are long over due,
Maybe Jesus is just gathering more Candidates for hell
|TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by LadyMercedes(f): 9:22am|
Finally finished watching Becker. I've never laughed so hard in my entire life.
I'm doing a Marathon. Watching it from the beginning again.
|Politics / Re: Ondo Elections: INEC Explains Why It Declared Jimoh Ibrahim PDP Candidate by dunkem21(m): 9:22am|
Thank you ..
Ok, my question really is why do INEC always choose to obey Abangs' court even when other courts of equal jurisdiction pass conflicting judgement..
|Phones / Infinix Hot S Needed For 40k-45k And Hot 4 Too by Mizzara: 9:22am|
i need an hot s asap for the price range of 40-45k
anyone who has a neatly used should mention me
conditions for sell
must be very neat maximum of two month used
must be a lagos base and ready to deliver aroud surulere axis
gold or sliver colour
buying with the pack and accessories
|Politics / Re: Ondo APC Guber: Court Summons Akeredolu,grants Abraham's Application Merit by Thawarplay(m): 9:22am|
Is this true?
|Politics / Re: FG Launches ‘7 Big Wins’ To Grow Oil And Gas Sector by vtcomdegov(m): 9:22am|
|Celebrities / Re: The Girl's Leg That Caught Instagram On Fire, Got Everybody Talking About It by DCONE1(m): 9:22am|
Mshewww I wonder what is interesting and amazing about those legs
|Technology Market / Re: Sell Your Itunes Gift Card Here.....(we Buy Itunes Gift Cards) by lizmovic(m): 9:22am|
Smooth deal. Payments in seconds
|Religion / Re: Andres Bisonni Miracles: Atheists, Please Come In And Explain by hopefulLandlord: 9:22am|
lol, I guess his pathetic excuse of a holy spirit that "guides and reveal" things to him told him that name which happened to be wrong name
lmao, it calls to question his sense of judgement or maybe the holy spirit is just another figment of his wild imagination? okay that explains it
|Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Singapore1(m): 9:22am|
see as e dey use "guy" do freestyle
|Romance / Re: Cheating Is Wrong - Chris Brown (photo) by Synzu(m): 9:22am|
Even breezy himself said they ain't loyal
I've lost count, how many times I hooked up with a lady and her so called bf/fiance starts calling for one thing or the other.
Bruh, is there any woman you know who isn't hooked? They always gat a bf! Yet I wonder why they do what they do
Few days ago, I visited a brothel with some friends. While having a chat with one of the hoes drinking with us, I noticed she had a photo of a young handsome man as her wallpaper. I quickly inquired from her who he was and to my dismay, she said the dude is "the love of her life". This is someone who was just telling me how well she would shag me if I let her part with my 5k
Even the thots are hooked, yet they fvck around for money....
|Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by freegaza: 9:22am|
Save and continue to upload picture isn't working...I used Uc and system but still doesn't work
|Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by fikayor2(m): 9:22am|
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|Technology Market / Re: Hp Pavilliion Dv7 500gb/4gb 1gb Graphics by urchltd: 9:22am|
|Travel / Re: General Advice Needed by borntosuccess(m): 9:22am|
pls guys shed light into d matter na
|Politics / Reno Omokri, Audu Ogbeh , Educational Qualification And High Cost Of Bag Of Rice by troylaurenz: 9:22am|
Reno Omokri Blames the high cost of bag of rice and other food items on Audu Ogbeh's Educational Qualification
Lawrence A News
Recall that a few days ago, Reno criticized President Buhari for appointing Mrs Kemi Adeosun as the Finance Minister citing that her educational qualification was not enough for the position.
Now Reno has also mocked Minister for Agriculture Audu Ogbeh, saying his educational qualification was the reason for the high cost of a bag of rice and other food prices.
He wrote on Facebook
Someone asked me why the price of a bag of rice skyrocketed from ₦8,000 under Goodluck Jonathan to ₦26,000 today under President Muhammadu Buhari, my response is this: When you replace a Dr. Akinwumi Adesina, whose highest educational qualification is a PhD in Agricultural Economics from Purdue University and who was a fellow of the Rockefeller Foundation and whose goal at the agriculture ministry was achieving food security for Nigeria, with an Audu Ogbeh, whose highest educational qualification is a masters in French Literature from the Université de Toulouse and whose goal at the agriculture ministry is to import grass from Brazil and create grazing reserves for herdsmen, what you get is skyrocketing food prices.
Source : http://www.elitetatafo.com/2016/10/reno-omokri-blames-high-cost-of-bag-of.html
|Politics / Re: Militants Surrender Their "Sophisticated Weapons In Rivers, Nigerians React.PICS by chukkystar(m): 9:22am|
Dem use Dem papa old hunters gun.. Everything Na hustle
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|Politics / Re: Buhari To Launch $10billion Niger Delta Reconstruction Fund.. by Litmus: 9:22am|
God knows i believe in Nigeria and in our abilities but given the significance of the area to Nigeria - in terms of economic benefits and potential for anarchy - the government should find some foreign consortium and charge them with creating some world-class development. We live in a world of borderless multinationals and there are some incredible people out there with exciting visions for what communities could look like. For one thing there would be no ethnic finger pointing or politicians to accuse of corruption- meaning there would be transparency (hopefully).
|Business / Re: What Can "5 Naira" Buy In Your Area Since The Era Of "Change" Share Your Views. by HQuadreal(m): 9:22am|
celestialAgent:Hmmmm APC Change.
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|Autos / Re: Honda Accord Ex-Leather I4 2009 Model (New Arrival) by elshanAutos: 9:22am|
|Literature / Re: J.k.rowling's Fan? Get Harry Potter And The Cursed Child Here + Other Collection by Jesse4mu(m): 9:22am|
|Sports / Re: Chess Lovers In Lagos Let's Meet Here.. by Mindfido(m): 9:21am|
Where are d pple showing interest in chess?
|Celebrities / Re: PHOTOS: Hilda Dokubo, Wale Ojo, Angelique Kidjo At London Premiere Of The CEO by pretydiva(f): 9:21am|
Recession nor dey reach where our celebs dey ni
|Literature / Re: Leonardo Da Vinci Code by redon12(m): 9:21am|
The agent checked his watch. "My capitaine is waiting, sir."
Langdon barely heard him. His eyes were still riveted on the picture. "This symbol here, and the way his body is so oddly..."
"Positioned?" the agent offered.
Langdon nodded, feeling a chill as he looked up. "I can't imagine who would do this to someone."
The agent looked grim. "You don't understand, Mr. Langdon. What you see in this photograph..." He paused. "Monsieur Sauniere did that to himself."
One mile away, the hulking albino named Silas limped through the front gate of the luxurious brownstone residence on Rue La Bruyere. The spiked cilice belt that he wore around his thigh cut into his flesh, and yet his soul sang with satisfaction of service to the Lord.
Pain is good.
His red eyes scanned the lobby as he entered the residence. Empty. He climbed the stairs quietly, not wanting to awaken any of his fellow numeraries. His bedroom door was open; locks were forbidden here. He entered, closing the door behind him.
The room was spartan - hardwood floors, a pine dresser, a canvas mat in the corner that served as his bed. He was a visitor here this week, and yet for many years he had been blessed with a similar sanctuary in New York City.
The Lord has provided me shelter and purpose in my life.
Tonight, at last, Silas felt he had begun to repay his debt. Hurrying to the dresser, he found the cell phone hidden in his bottom drawer and placed a call.
"Yes?" a male voice answered. "Teacher, I have returned." "Speak," the voice commanded, sounding pleased to hear from him.
"All four are gone. The three senechaux...and the Grand Master himself."
There was a momentary pause, as if for prayer. "Then I assume you have the information?" "All four concurred. Independently." "And you believed them?"
"Their agreement was too great for coincidence."
An excited breath. "Excellent. I had feared the brotherhood's reputation for secrecy might prevail." "The prospect of death is strong motivation." "So, my pupil, tell me what I must know."
Silas knew the information he had gleaned from his victims would come as a shock. "Teacher, all four confirmed the existence of the clef de voute...the legendary keystone."
He heard a quick intake of breath over the phone and could feel the Teacher's excitement. "The keystone.Exactly as we suspected."
According to lore, the brotherhood had created a map of stone - a clef de voute...or keystone - an engraved tablet that revealed the final resting place of the brotherhood's greatest secret... information so powerful that its protection was the reason for the brotherhood's very existence. "When we possess the keystone," the Teacher said," we will be only one step away." "We are closer than you think. The keystone is here in Paris." "Paris? Incredible. It is almost too easy." Silas relayed the earlier events of the evening... how all four of his victims, moments before death, had desperately tried to buy back their godless lives by telling their secret. Each had told Silas the exact same thing - that the keystone was ingeniously hidden at a precise location inside one of Paris's ancient churches - the Eglise de Saint-Sulpice.
"Inside a house of the Lord," the Teacher exclaimed. "How they mock us!" "As they have for centuries." The Teacher fell silent, as if letting the triumph of this moment settle over him. Finally, he spoke. "You have done a great service to God. We have waited centuries for this. You must retrieve the stone for me. Immediately. Tonight. You understand the stakes."
Silas knew the stakes were incalculable, and yet what the Teacher was now commanding seemed impossible. "But the church, it is a fortress. Especially at night. How will I enter?"
With the confident tone of a man of enormous influence, the Teacher explained what was to be done.
When Silas hung up the phone, his skin tingled with anticipation.
One hour, he told himself, grateful that the Teacher had given him time to carry out the necessary penance before entering a house of God. I must purge my soul of today's sins.The sins committed today had been holy in purpose. Acts of war against the enemies of God had been committed for centuries. Forgiveness was assured.
Even so, Silas knew, absolution required sacrifice.
Pulling his shades, he stripped Unclad and knelt in the center of his room. Looking down, he examined the spiked cilice belt clamped around his thigh. All true followers of The Way wore this device - a leather strap, studded with sharp metal barbs that cut into the flesh as a perpetual reminder of Christ's suffering. The pain caused by the device also helped counteract the desires of the flesh.
Although Silas already had worn his cilice today longer than the requisite two hours, he knew today was no ordinary day. Grasping the buckle, he cinched it one notch tighter, wincing as the barbs dug deeper into his flesh. Exhaling slowly, he savored the cleansing ritual of his pain.
Pain is good, Silas whispered, repeating the sacred mantra of Father Josemaria Escriva - the Teacher of all Teachers. Although Escriva had died in 1975, his wisdom lived on, his words still whispered by thousands of faithful servants around the globe as they knelt on the floor and performed the sacred practice known as" corporal mortification."
Silas turned his attention now to a heavy knotted rope coiled neatly on the floor beside him. TheDiscipline. The knots were caked with dried blood. Eager for the purifying effects of his own agony, Silas said a quick prayer. Then, gripping one end of the rope, he closed his eyes and swung it hard over his shoulder, feeling the knots slap against his back. He whipped it over his shoulder again, slashing at his flesh. Again and again, he lashed.
Castigo corpus meum.
Finally, he felt the blood begin to flow.
to be continued
|Romance / Re: I Need Help With My So Called Virgin Girlfriend by TDstarr: 9:21am|
OBTSubtle:I meant sexuality active before we started dating.. . . Later focused on hustle and left girls for a while and we broke up for about a year at a time then I got into relationships . . Now I want to be a man and step up and here is the issue... we have come back now for like two years she also dated that period too and she left the guy because of this same sex issue...
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