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Education / Re: 2015/2016 Direct Entry Admission Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-ife by OBSEQUIOUS(m): 7:12pm

I didn't apply 4 transcript oooo. Pls how much did u pay 4 d application? I m presently in Ibadan... How did you go abt it?
I payed 10k through the various pay direct account, I wrote a letter stating the address the transcript would be sent to. All your info including phone number and details of each passed level all in d letter. A passport photograph, photocopies of printed results from ATS 1. Photocopy of examination certificate, membership certificate. And photocopy of the teller U used to pay d 10k .envelop it all and submit to Ican center in Lagos. Please make sure you aren't owing subscriptions or any payment. This link explains all http://icanig.org/ican/article.php?id=27
Romance / Re: Romance Section "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Phikom(m): 7:12pm
Politics / Re: Military Checkpoints Return In Abia by MemphisDepay(m): 7:12pm
Hit like if you believe its a welcome developement even tho I no read d stuff
Foreign Affairs / Re: Picture:meet America’s First Openly Gay Imam by Jattuboy(m): 7:12pm
Homosexuality is prevalent amongst the top echelon of the Saudi society and equally amongst the many princes of the Saud family

To the extent that western business men looking for investment opportunities in the kingdom most times found themselves in a homo quid pro quo which many have fallen for it.

This Imam no doubt has the nod of these rich princes of the desert kingdom, even financial motivation to that effect. So sad

Family / Re: What Can She Do? by cococandy(f): 7:12pm
Let her say No and stop giving him her salary so me it is not mutual.

What else does she want to do?
Romance / Re: I Need Your Urgent Advice by Blackett: 7:12pm
Wtf is this?
Properties / Re: Re: Pictorial Representation Of A Kitchen Cabinet And Doors by LebanonCedars2: 7:12pm
Hello Sir,
How much for the estimate for this kitchen Cabinet

We made this at N250k
Jokes Etc / Message From The Queen To Americans by neoapocalypse: 7:12pm
To the citizens of the United States of America
from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
In light of your failure in recent years to
nominate competent candidates for President of
the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we
hereby give notice of the revocation of your
independence, effective immediately. (You
should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will
resume monarchical duties over all states,
commonwealths, and territories (except North
Dakota, which she does not fancy).
Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will
appoint a Governor for America without the need
for further elections.
Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A
questionnaire may be circulated next year to
determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown
dependency, the following rules are introduced
with immediate effect:
1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such
as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.'
Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut'
without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-
ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.'
Generally, you will be expected to raise your
vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up
2. Using the same twenty-seven words
interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and
'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient
form of communication. There is no such thing
as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on
your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be
adjusted to take into account the reinstated
letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.'
3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a
4. You will learn to resolve personal issues
without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The
fact that you need so many lawyers and
therapists shows that you're not quite ready to
be independent. Guns should only be used for
shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out
without suing someone or speaking to a
therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.
5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to
own or carry anything more dangerous than a
vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be
required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler
in public.
6. All intersections will be replaced with
roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left
side with immediate effect. At the same time,
you will go metric with immediate effect and
without the benefit of conversion tables. Both
roundabouts and metrication will help you
understand the British sense of humour.
7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol
(which you have been calling gasoline) of
roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.
8. You will learn to make real chips. Those
things you call French fries are not real chips,
and those things you insist on calling potato
chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are
thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not
with catsup but with vinegar.
9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling
beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only
proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer,
and European brews of known and accepted
provenance will be referred to as Lager. South
African beer is also acceptable, as they are
pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on
earth and it can only be due to the beer. They
are also part of the British Commonwealth - see
what it did for them. American brands will be
referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that
all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to
cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will
also be required to cast English actors to play
English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell
attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a
Funeral was an experience akin to having one's
ears removed with a cheese grater.
11. You will cease playing American football.
There is only one kind of proper football; you
call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in
time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some
similarities to American football, but does not
involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds
or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch
of nancies).
12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is
not reasonable to host an event called the World
Series for a game which is not played outside of
America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there
is a world beyond your borders, your error is
understandable. You will learn cricket, and we
will let you face the South Africans first to take
the sting out of their deliveries.
13.. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been
driving us mad.
14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector)
from Her Majesty's Government will be with you
shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies
due (backdated to 1776).
15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m.
with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs,
with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes;
plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.
God Save the Queen!
PS: Only share this with friends who have a
good sense of humour (NOT humor)!
Career / Re: Three Habits That Will Keep You Permanently As An Employee. by MizMyColi(f): 7:12pm
Obiagelli Whynotthetruth Biafranqueen passingshot Caseless Specialist900 Beamborla Alezy Stinggy.

Food for thought dun done.
Politics / Re: Military Checkpoints Return In Abia by boombay: 7:12pm
Properties / Re: Caption These Air Conditioned Houses. Pictures. by whitedove(m): 7:12pm


oloriburuku somebody, where are you from?
NYSC / Re: My Passing Out Banta.... Drop Your Goodwill Messages. by Freemanan(m): 7:11pm
Congrats dear...
Alawee mode deactivated... Salary mode On...
As in ehn.... Thanks love
Phones / Re: Hardware Engineer Job In ILORIN by Wisdom2003: 7:11pm
Hardware engineers to send a mail to creativemide@live.com
Celebrities / Re: Omg! See Miley Cyrus Complete Unclad (photos) by witnezHD: 7:11pm
who cares
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: My Photo Manipulation(s)!!! by aceprime: 7:11pm
Nice Work bro rilly love your creativity
Thank you
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dangote Graduate Engineer Trainee Interview/ Training 2015 by Sylverkachi: 7:11pm
I 've gone to collect mine. U simply meet them at the first floor where confirmation 'll be made and u 'll be asked to go to 5th floor for the actual letter.
dats nice....bt i tut we r to collect it on d 14th of july.
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by modath: 7:11pm
@ modath, I don join una dey count for days ooo. Less than 100 days to go grin

Babe, I nor agree ooo, you are 3+ months to go. tongue

Present ma, na running around tie my fingers.
How ya body too?
Family / Re: Ladies, What Do You Understand By The Term "Submission"? by coogar: 7:11pm
Good, I like the way you defined it, you understand that it's the woman's place to decide, some men don't believe that.

they do!
it's just that men find it bizzare that a woman would marry a man without the intention of submitting to him. if she cannot submit, why marry him?
Education / Re: JAMB To Determine Admissions Cut-off Marks On July 14 by damilareoye(m): 7:11pm
universities ain't loyal to general cutoff
Politics / Re: Who Is Afraid Of Senator Prince Buruji Kashamu (spbk) By - Comrade Westo by raumdeuter: 7:11pm
Just a visit to the US is all we ask for abi thats too much?
Religion / Re: A List Of False Teachings In The Roman Catholic Church by pamodulus: 7:11pm
Believe whatever makes you happy.
Family / Re: Ladies, What Do You Understand By The Term "Submission"? by troy20(m): 7:11pm

No I wasn't pregnant but that was the kind of extreme example that gives the pro-submissives HBP.

Now I come to think of it what has cooking got to do with being a submissive wife . I direct this question to the OP
you are hale and hearty and in a usual loungue i assume watching telemmundo while your husband is weeping up a meal.frankly i have no issues cooking for my woman but why the hell then did you paint that picture for if it has nothing to do with it? Your first comment has no correlation with the topic mrs catwoman or rather there was no motivation for it.Ok we get it he is the one submitting his ass.and with a smile too .
Family / Re: #beingfemaleinnigeria Trending On Twitter. How True Are These Tweets? by ebosse(m): 7:11pm

Those were examples of jobs predominantly done by females in Nigeria. It doesn't mean every single Nigerian woman is involved in one of those professions.

What you're saying is that there's virtually no Nigerian woman that's capable of living within her means. So, only 0.2% of Nigerian women can do this. Interesting.

As I said, I'm yet to come across a Nigerian woman that depends on a man for her source of income Call me a liar, if you please.

Also, with the economic issues in the country, how many Nigerian men can actually take care of their families without financial support from their wives? I'll tell you. 0.2%. Yeah, since we're throwing figures around.

Oh!... and I completely understand what dependence and independence is all about. I don't need any more "breakdowns."

@bolded, U still not getting the point are U?.. Its not about making money its about spending it.Im close to a lot of well-to-do ladies ( Mostly relations) who r getting 6 figures monthly salary yet ironically most of them are driving cars bought by their husbands for them. Do a bit of fact finding to see how many ladies ( in Nigeria) actually bought the cars they drive with their OWN cash.

Btw I'm a strong advocate of "Female Independency" , wouldn't it be nice to have a GF for once who spend as much as I do, call as much as I do n contribute as much as I do in a relationship?..but really U girls don't want that . forget all these internet trollings and pretending. The facts speak for themselves!

Btw why will I call U a liar?? I'm not one of those male trolls on here.. And I love and respect women! How can I not, when the Three MOST important people in my life are women? smiley
Politics / Re: Military Checkpoints Return In Abia by Samneer: 7:11pm
Ok o
Culture / Re: I Have Made Up My Mind Not To Give My Kids Foreign Or Religious Names by bukster(f): 7:11pm
If you plan on living in Nigeria having a foreign name doesn't make sense. It's better to be proud of your heritage.
If you plan on moving abroad, a foreign name doesn't hurt. It makes it easier to get jobs and it is easier for other people to pronounce. Most Asians abroad also use English names.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Should Single Mothers Just Give Up? by help3852: 7:11pm
There are hope and greater life ahead, all she needs to do is to stay focused and push her career along the lines she will meet someone who will value her.

Generally speaking, one needs to look before leaping, don't just accept to put up with anyone just because you feel lonely.

Tell yourself the exact kind of man you want to spend your life with esp to secure a good home for your kids.

On the other hand, a man could look beyond the single ladies situation but Would like to know the circumstances that led to the pregnancy, and I mean the truth. Eg was it out of wedlock, one night stand or rape, is the father dead or alive, has he @ccepted the responsibility of fathering the child.
He also should assess how he fits into your life eg interest, core values and morales etc
With these he can plan ways he can manage the affairs of a new home.

Personally there's nothing wrong marrying a single lady, just cross your T's and dot your I's and pray for the best
NYSC / Re: My Passing Out Banta.... Drop Your Goodwill Messages. by Freemanan(m): 7:11pm
Congrat bro,

Wish you the best and favour of God!

Come o, These ones with dancing and drumming with dry gin, are they also corpers or coppers?
Lol.... That's my able CLO drumming... All corpers grin
Autos / Re: For Fans Of Mercedes Benz And Range Rover Sport From 2006 To 2014. by denniseky: 7:11pm
Still on
Romance / Re: Romance Section "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by piicity(m): 7:11pm
Thanks and i hope no problem at job place

Awww ...Just relax try cheer up ok
Business / Re: How To Make $1,000/month Writing And Researching Online by Godmother(f): 7:11pm
Will find something for you.

Thanx a lot
Crime / Re: EFCC Returns € 10,000 To Scammed French Lover by princeofpeace22: 7:11pm

Very lucky guys to have escaped with just a year imprisonment abi dem bribe the judge ni?

oyibo own too much sef
Romance / Re: An Igbo Guy Apologises To Me On Facebook by Batman123: 7:11pm
Onila why do you love acting like a saint and victim when you are not one. Even going by the insults and the way you respond to people on Nairaland indicates that the problem is you. If you keep on having issues with so many people then am sorry to say this but the problem is with you. Try and change

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