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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: ~ Pride Of London by ollah1: 2:03am
Ibime:


By same reasoning, what do you call a midfielder whose team scored 176 goals in a season and he only scored or assisted 6 of them.

Fill in the blanks:

Pius E_nuch In_e_ta



I first saw Iniesta back in 2008..the team were warming up and Iniesta stood out because of his almost translucent skin. But there was another reason he stood out.. he never made a single mistake during that warm up. Not even one. It felt as if time almost slowed when the ball came to him. He was in utter control of the football and absolutely aware of everything around him. It was absolutely fascinating to watch. I have watched his performances over the years, particularly in finals. And one thing that remained with me was how he always stood out in finals. Some people are so obsessed with tallying up goal these days.. but for me the true measure of greatness has always been performances against the best players in the world because those are the toughest matches and performances against the best are what truly separates the great from the very good. I remember when he was voted player of the tournament at Euro 2012 without scoring a single goal.. his performances were simply extraordinary that I remember Zidane saying at the time how excited he was at seeing Iniesta play and how much he reminded him of himself. Iniesta has always stood out when the best players meet, and consistently stood out in finals. He is simply a magician... a true footballing great.






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Education / Re: 12 Myths That Movies Made Us To Believe....see Pics by TsaTrinity(m): 2:03am
So dey haff been deceiving us since......OP, thanks for exposing them
Music/Radio / Re: This Guy Is Mad .. Hehehehe. by jobakb: 2:03am
Dear friends. A vibrant young lady from Ogun State is aspiring to represent Ogun State in a Nigerin reality TV show called The Labour Room.

Kindly support our dear beautiful and intelligent sister by liking her video

Every like is a vote. The more likes she gets, the better her chance of qualifying and representing Ogun State.

tinyurl. com/itunu17

Lets do this together

Goto -->> tinyurl. com/itunu17

Like and share the video now

Thank you
Crime / Re: New Born Baby Found Wrapped In Nylon Bag & Dumped In Argungu, Kebbi (Pics) by iRepNaija1: 2:02am
amiibaby:
What a world....the mother should be killed ASAP

Shut up. How do you know it's the mother? Idiot.
Car Talk / Re: Ford Transit Wahala by diportivo: 2:02am
What year??

Petrol or diesel
Crime / Re: Auchi Poly Student Dupes White Woman Of $267,000 by gregyboy(m): 2:02am
NwamaziNwaAro:
grin
Any maga that falls for an Auchipoly fraudster is a FOOL..

The average AUCHIPOLY student/graduate can't even write or spell properly....

.. grin

shut d hell up see who.is talking having bee to a skul before proberly u are one of d persons dey didnt give admission after 6 trials
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Drums Support For Igbo Presidency In 2019 by abadazibto: 2:01am
Am a Yoruba by origin but am ready to vote for an Igbo come 2019. All I want is someone like Peter Obi who we can rely on.

1 Like 1 Share

Literature / Re: Perfect Chemistry - By Simone Elkeles by TheForsaken(f): 2:01am
I've had enough of Carlos's mouth; he's gone too far. I stand, my chair scraping the floor. Carlos follows and steps in front of me, 9 closing the space between us. He knows I could kick his ass. His overblown ego is gonna get him in trouble with the wrong person one of these days. "Carlos, sit down," mi'ama orders. "Dirty beaner," Carlos drawls at me in a fake deep accent. "Better yet, es un Ganguero." "Carlos!" mi'ama reprimands sharply as she comes forward, but I get in between them and grab my brother's collar. "Yeah, that's all anyone will ever think of me," I tell him. "But you keep talkin' trash and they'll think that of you, too." "Brother, they'll think that of me anyway. Whether I want them to or not." I release him. "You're wrong, Carlos. You can do better, be better." "Than you?" "Yeah, better than me and you know it," I say. "Now apologize to mi'ama for talkin' smack in front of her." One look in my eyes and Carlos knows I'm not kidding around. "Sorry, Ma," he says, then sits back down. I don't miss his glare, though, as his ego got knocked down a peg. Mi'amd turns and opens the fridge, trying to hide her tears. Damn it, she's worried about Carlos. He's a sophomore and the next two years are either going to make him or break him. I pull on my black leather jacket, needing to get out of here. I give mi'ama a peck on the cheek with an apology for ruining her breakfast, then walk outside wondering how I'm going to keep Carlos and Luis away from my path while steering them toward a better one. Oh, the fucking irony of it all. On the street, guys in the same color bandannas flag the Latino Blood signal: right hand tapping twice on their left arm while their ring 10 finger is bent. My veins fire up as I flag right back before straddling my motorcycle. They want a toughasnails gang member, they got one. I put on a hell of a show to the outside world; sometimes I even surprise myself. "Alex, wait up," a familiar female voice calls out. Carmen Sanchez, my neighbor and ex-girlfriend, runs up to me. "Hey, Carmen," I mutter. "How about giving me a ride to school?" Her short black skirt shows off her incredible legs, and her shirt is tight, accentuating her small but perky chichis. Once I would have done anything for her, but that was before I caught her in another guy's bed over the summer. Or car, as it was. "Come on, Alex. I promise not to bite . . . unless you want me to." Carmen is my Latino Blood home girl. Whether we're a couple or not, we still have each other's backs. It's the code we live by. "Get on," I say. Carmen hops on my motorcycle and deliberately places her hands on my thighs while pressing against my backside. It doesn't have the effect she was probably hoping for. What does she think, that I'll forget the past? No way. My history defines who I am. I try to focus on starting my senior year at Fairfield, the here and now. It's damn difficult because, unfortunately, after graduation my future will likely be as screwed up as my past.
Investment / Re: Daily Donors Network (make Money Every 24hours) by Sunday8650: 2:01am
pls I was wondering is there a way I can earn more than 25%
Autos / Re: A Nigerian Used 1999 Model TOYOTA CAMRY For Sale. by pappysk(m): 2:01am
pappysk:

FULL OPTIONSSSSSSSSSSS
Automatic gear
factory fitted ac
CD/FM/AM
AIR BAG
ETC
LOCATION ....IYANA IPAJA
AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSION
LAGOS CLEAR.
STILL IN GOOD WORKING CONDITION .
also specialise in sales of any other cars of your
choice you which to have,either used or Tokunbo
cars...please,
SERIOUS BUYERS SHOULD CALL BJ ON
08035909985,08091251650,08023891617>Negotiable

Politics / Re: Obasanjo Drums Support For Igbo Presidency In 2019 by olisaEze(m): 2:00am
FreeGlobe:

Ignorant Nigerian Youths supporting criminals since 1960

What did he steal?
Politics / Re: Yorubas And Niger Delta Oil by Poweredbrew: 2:00am
Igboid:


Lol! This obsession with pazienza dikwa too much o! cheesy

He must have left an indelible mark on Igbophobic people on this forum. grin cheesy

Obsessed with a jobless old man? Buhahahahahha. The cretin that was disgraced here many times till he switched to a new handle. You dont even have any shame, lets donate money for you so you can leave your parents house. Your picture you putting on white long sleeves is making me laugh hard. Lol

Travel / Re: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 11 by slimmy2005(m): 2:00am
sirRiddy:
Hopefully the country no go enter recession like during Bush's era
or make him no start war with anybody.
Well, wetin concern me.
TV/Movies / People Of Ogun State / Eyin Omo Yoruba - Support Your Sister by jobakb: 2:00am
Dear friends. A vibrant young lady from Ogun State is aspiring to represent Ogun State in a Nigerin reality TV show called The Labour Room.

Kindly support our dear beautiful and intelligent sister by liking her video

Every like is a vote. The more likes she gets, the better her chance of qualifying and representing Ogun State.

tinyurl. com/itunu17

Lets do this together

Goto -->> tinyurl. com/itunu17

Like and share the video now

Thank you
Car Talk / Re: Volvo XC90: Where To Locate A Capable Mechanic In Ibadan To Change Timing Belt. by charlie44nike: 1:59am
I don't know how much it will cost, but his transport no suppose pass 3 to 5k na. But just call him and talk price, I no fit talk for am. But d guy Sabi work...so far say na Volvo, call him.

Kasimeme:


Hi Charlie44nike, thanks for contributing. I am grateful. However, your post got me giggling! I would rather have it sorted first time. The issue with the XC90 (and perhaps some other cars as well) is that rather than have the timing belt in the frontal part of the vehicle for easy access, Volvo in their infinite wisdom decided to put it at the rear.

This Dogo guy, do you have a "guesstimate" of what it might cost me to import him to Ibadan, please?

Thanks again.
Autos / A Nigerian Used 1999 Model TOYOTA CAMRY For Sale. by pappysk(m): 1:59am
FULL OPTIONSSSSSSSSSSS
Automatic gear
factory fitted ac
CD/FM/AM
AIR BAG
ETC
LOCATION ....IYANA IPAJA
AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSION
LAGOS CLEAR.
STILL IN GOOD WORKING CONDITION .
also specialise in sales of any other cars of your
choice you which to have,either used or Tokunbo
cars...please,
SERIOUS BUYERS SHOULD CALL BJ ON
08035909985,08091251650,08023891617>Negotiable

Investment / Re: Earn $20 As U Sign Up....think Z A Lie?...see Proof.!!! by Phyland04: 1:59am
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Business / Re: Learn How To Offer Graphics Design On Fiverr - Without Being A Photoshop/ai Pro by Thawarplay(m): 1:57am
DerrickM:
It's done in Photoshop visit www.freedesignresources.net for free mockups of any kind. Download the Photoshop file & you see will where to drop your logo. You must have an basic or intermediate level of understanding for this app,cheers...




Thanks bro
Celebrities / Re: Actress Mercy Aigbe Glows Up In Stunning Makeup Photos by TunezMediaTV: 1:57am
Actress Mercy Aigbe Glows Up In Stunning Makeup Photos
http://www.tunezmediablog.com/2017/01/actress-mercy-aigbe-glows-up-in.html

Travel / Re: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 11 by gunther6(m): 1:57am
amanze15:
Trump would cough and the media would suddenly have an orgasm, it's going to be a long four years undecided


The guy no dey try, he just reactivated keystoneXL, his rhetoric has not softened if not more acidic, I have a friend doing her internship at EPA, They have been banned from press releases even mundane stuffs as updating their social media accounts. I don tire for this place already sef.


On the lighter note I would start wearing Nigerian flag all around but Americans are not exactly gifted at geography. The next person that asks me 'so where are you from' , I will slap walahi.
Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by 3strikes: 1:57am
Wanted and delinquent ke?




Chekitaut:
Most TRUSTED, TESTED, SKILLFUL, HONEST, WANTED, DELINQUENT... words can not express the GIFT in you. Tuale Avoid Risk(Aventure)
Politics / Re: Yorubas And Niger Delta Oil by Igboid: 1:56am
Poweredbrew:


Buhahahaha. Reposting same epistle over and over is tormenting to this jobless old man. Pazienza denying his handle since 1895BC. Leave your parents house and go do something meaningful with your life, wearing same polo everday like uniform. Lmaoooo.

Lol! This obsession with pazienza dikwa too much o! cheesy

He must have left an indelible mark on Igbophobic people on this forum. grin cheesy
Politics / Re: Buhari Clears SGF Babachir Lawal Of Corruption, Shehu Sani Blasts Buhari by chloride6: 1:56am
APCmyheart:


LOL he never deny awarding the contract and did Senate investigate if truly the money was use for what it was suppose to be use for?

Lawan already resign from the company according the investigation..


Now tell us why is it that only 3 senator sign the report instead of 9..


Use your brain..

Lawan already resign from the company? Mr. APCmyheart, you can't fool all the people, all the time.

This is one of those times.
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan:first African To Win An International Prestigious Award. by 1Rebel: 1:56am
GEJ keeps soaring higher, while the afonjas and children of hate keep suffering as a result of buhari's groundbreaking economic policies.
Autos / Re: CUSTOMS CLEARING AGENT @ APAPA TINCAN PORT LAGOS by otedola1(m): 1:56am
tonee45:


Hello bro. Pls hw much to clear a corolla 2007 model. Thanks.
Clearing Corolla 2007 Model, Has #500k
What is ship Line?
Regard
Olalekan Kazeem
Politics / Re: Soludo, Ubah, Ekwunife To Pick APC Ticket To Unseat Obiano In Gov Poll by uvalued(m): 1:56am
timmydavids:
will any of these guys be able to unsit Obiano?
anambra if una try am eh.. na so una go carry qlacard

Celebrities / Actress Mercy Aigbe Glows Up In Stunning Makeup Photos by TunezMediaTV: 1:56am
Nollywood actress Mercy Aigbe looked strikingly pretty following an extreme facebeat session from Wao Makeovers.

The mother of two got the makeover on the set of her latest Nollywood flick... See more photos below...

http://www.tunezmediablog.com/2017/01/actress-mercy-aigbe-glows-up-in.html



Lalasticlala Fynestboi Ijebabe MissyB3

Technology Market / Re: Exchange Rates Of International Currencies >>>Updates on First Page<<< by saxy4c: 1:55am
Can you make online payments?


McDreKing:


How much $ do you need?

Rate: 370/$
Travel / Re: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 11 by sirRiddy: 1:55am
Hopefully the country no go enter recession like during Bush's era
or make him no start war with anybody.
slimmy2005:
I'm laughing at people in the south. They will suffer well. This is the time for the rich to get richer. Oil multinationals would be so so happy. It's now business as usual.
Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: Hack Your Ps3.slim Or Superslim , Any Model by olaremint(m): 1:55am
@ nigmarelli, i got tired of playing old games, prices of new games creates fear in the mind , fifa17 etc, so i called my guy in Alaba that i want to swap my superslim for hacked slim and he should say how much i need to add to it so i can play current games, he told me bros, bring your superslim , we hack any console, any model, so i took it on saturday , went early because the process takes time if u want games with large files and the rest is history, will post pix soon, Nepa is not trying these days. the guys name is clifford, his no is 08039556731. his shop is close to Gt bank @ alaba. u guys can call him so that me i can rest from calls and messages. but my experience is , i cant believe this is my ps3 , playing all these games.

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