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Religion / Re: Gay Church Resume Operations In Lagos by Sarky(m): 10:58pm On Mar 05, 2013 |
I juz tink dey ar wasting der tym cuz wt tym dey wl b fetchd out n d church closed or burnt down either by d govmnt or d angry lagos mobs. U guyz shud kip equipn ur churches wt fine treasures cuz I go lyk folo com get am down whn d tym comes. LOL |
Politics / Re: Chime Flown Abroad Again On Medical Grounds by Sarky(m): 4:07am On Mar 04, 2013 |
He wl probably b flown abroad so many tymz ds yr. I hv had a similar xperience whn my mother hd cancer. The truth Iz dt he wudnt wnt 2 resign since he's stil enjoyin a 1st class attention as a governor @ d xpense of d state. But 1 thng Iz certain... death Is knocking nd it teks a godly intervention(miracle) 4 him 2 escape dt. I pray 4him,he's such a gud man nd gud men die young. Quote me if am wrong. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: You Will Get There by Sarky(m): 7:41pm On Mar 03, 2013 |
Simply In Luv wt d Thread... Tnx alot OP. |
Politics / Re: Ifeanyi Uba Declares For Anambra Gubernatorial Race by Sarky(m): 12:08am On Feb 27, 2013 |
Ifeanyi! Ifeanyi!! Ifeanyi!!! How many times did I cal u? Use ur IQ wel. Do u wish we help u increase ur debt? Hv u settled ur outstanding debts 2 ur brother Cosmas or are u aspiring 2 use our state fund 2 settle dem? Nnaaa biko leave Anambra state politics 4 our able professors,doctors,engineers n lawyers n venture more in2 wht u kno best wch is defrau.... We ur brothers wil support u whn u cal on us in ur expertise. We luv u. |
Politics / Re: El-Rufai Wants Keshi, Emenike In APC To Run For Public Office by Sarky(m): 11:33pm On Feb 10, 2013 |
iamswizz: Nigeria lost at the finals.. What a shame.. SMH Helo Sir, luks lyk ur own Nigeria is spelt upside down... Nxt tym dnt drink ogogoro n watch match cuz u wl everly b ironically inclined aftamath. 3 Likes |
Health / Re: Why You Shouldn't Drink Before Bedtime by Sarky(m): 5:29pm On Jan 30, 2013 |
huh! Tales... Wht elz cn get me HIGH if nt alcohol? Mayb I'll switch 2 ''Indian hemp'' or ''Cocaine''. @ OP. Huh |
Politics / Re: Horrible Accident At Nkpor Flyover On Enugu-Onitsha Expressway by Sarky(m): 8:38pm On Jan 29, 2013 |
I cnt beliv dt my liltle nephew n niece wer involved wt der schl bus whl comin bak. It wz quite unfortunate 4 sm oda pupils in d same bus wt dem(dou none dead bt many liltle kids sustained serious injuries) whl dey sustained liltle injuries. U can imagine d cries of children @ d schl hospital whl we came 2 pik our kids. From wht i heard,d tanker driver is an hausa man who wud hv folowd d flyover knowin fully wel dt his truck is nt in order bt he choose 2 folo d busy rail thereby killing many souls. RIP 2 d unfortunate 1s. Join my family 4 thnksgivn @ All Saints Cathedral Onitsha ds comin Sunday 4 His mercies. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Sanusi Calls For Ban Of CAN, JNI, ACF, Afenifere by Sarky(m): 11:20am On Jan 16, 2013 |
ds Sanusi mallam dey tek cocaine as of recent. He should be ''BANNED'' from making public utterances as his systems alwyz run out of coke anytym he spends mch tym wt pple. Nafdac tek note. |
Politics / Re: No Going Back On Criminalizing Same-Sex Marriage In Nigeria – David Mark by Sarky(m): 8:23pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
chess guru: STORY!! Come 2 our universities and see lesbianism on an all time high. J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ how will this law turn around our decaying sense of morality. Its more than J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ putting a law against same sex marriage.U'r on track abt d preventive idealogy bt d bill is,on its on side, nt offensive. Choose 4 ursef; Jail or Gay abstinence |
Politics / Re: No Going Back On Criminalizing Same-Sex Marriage In Nigeria – David Mark by Sarky(m): 8:15pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
manny4life: Indeed u nid 2tek a gud check on ursef. Wht's rubbish abt der decision? I tink u'r d 1 yarning a full pack of rubbish. Feel sorry 4ya. |
Politics / Re: INEC's Conditions For Opposition Parties’ Merger by Sarky(m): 8:16pm On Jan 06, 2013 |
An advice 4 CPC/ACN/ANPP seeking merger is dt dey shud nt b expecting positive result as soon as possiple; say 2015. ds merger can work only after a very long tym after much amendments n consideration of so many lapses dt wl evolve immediately after their merger. Advice 2 Buhari is dt ds merger can not n wil neva land him 2 Nigerian presidency. Nigerian political history hd evolved 2an xtent dt OLD CARGOES lyk him are no longer on d list of Nigeria Possible Presidents(NPP). He shud dedicate his tym mor on sm oda useful thngz 4 d wel being of his people;nt dt he wl leave politics bt he shud b @ d realm of affairs of their party whr his past political experinces wl b most useful 2d future, young n vibrant politicians. From US political history,ds immediate merger wl leave dem al dumbstruck. d news mayb PDP's alleged means of enhancing der coalescence. BEWARE!!! |
Literature / Re: TWO MAN BUSINESS - (The Complete Series) by Sarky(m): 8:39pm On Jan 05, 2013 |
I wil never cease 2let u kno hw much I luv dis story. U'r indeed a ''genuis'' writer in d making. Keep It Up bro. Patiently waiting 4 smoda ''fictions'' from u. Mayb after d ''wedding'' thngz. Lol |
Nairaland / General / Re: Are You Ready For 2013? Take This Quick Test To Find Out! by Sarky(m): 8:39pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
Me I hate 2 hear d cry of a baby. So 1stly I'l go get d crying baby Pick my cal Get d door open 4my friend Pack my clothes Then come back n hv my tap closed so tightly ''winks''. |
Romance / Re: What Did You Give Your Partner For Xmas by Sarky(m): 9:03pm On Dec 28, 2012 |
Nice thread. Smtymz I wonda if I did d right thng. I dnt alwyz hv chance so I gav my gal sm physical cash 2tek care of her Xmas bills. Am chanced only @ evenings n nights. Hop dt wznt too bad |
Entertainment / Re: Why Is Every Music Video About Girls And Partying ? by Sarky(m): 1:52am On Dec 28, 2012 |
Try being a musician n if u try avoiding hot gals n partyn stuffs..... Na u n ur family go buy ur CD finish. LOL 11 Likes |
Entertainment / Re: Sad Story Of The Thinnest Woman In The World by Sarky(m): 10:37am On Dec 20, 2012 |
This Is Pure ''DEAD WOMAN WALKING'' |
Jokes Etc / Re: #wetin Concern by Sarky(m): 2:39pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
Wetin concern madam Patience wif Nigerian doctors? Wetin concern Oga Onyedi wt plane crash? Wetin concern Baba Oby for Yar-adua death? Infact!!! Wetin concern me for wetin no concern me? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by Sarky(m): 2:15pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
I hv folowd d trend n wn wud lyk 2join. Hop u al lyks joining tinz? |
Car Talk / Re: Lexus 2013 Concept Vehicles - The Lexus LF-CC & LF-LC by Sarky(m): 9:14pm On Dec 10, 2012 |
I luv u baby. Next 2ride soon. |
Romance / Re: Problems With Toasting A Lady In Midst Of Her Friends by Sarky(m): 7:36pm On Dec 08, 2012 |
My man there's nothn big abt dt. If ur course 4her is genuine u can neva b afraid of even d most hostile of her friends. If u'r realy a man of ur own, nofn lyk dis wl b dt hard. Its simple. B ursef. Make sure u'r happy and der faces ar glimmering b4 u procced. Greet dem al nd ask 4der permission 2talk wt der frnd nd der u go showing wht stuff of a real man u ar. Bet me,some of em wl automatically fall 4u if u actually acted wel. Finally be ursef nd optimistic whl u'r approaching d group. Believe me 2 thnz ar involved;either she accepts or she refuses. Life goes on. Gudluck. |
Crime / Re: Farmer Sentenced To Death For Robbery In Delta by Sarky(m): 8:17pm On Dec 07, 2012 |
Siena: In as much as I'm not an advocate of capital punishment, this guy is a convicted armed robber. He didn't kill his victim, but would you guys rather wait till he did? Kidnapping in some state in North America carry the Death Penalty. Bear in mind, not all kidnappings are carried out with weapons. The sentence is based upon a kidnapper unlawfully depriving one or more individuals of their freedom, regardless of a ransom being involved, or not. My man u'r juz a muda fucka. U'v shown hw senseless ur lil brain hd been. U'r neva been a victim of set-up. Attepmted robbery= Death Sentence. I dnt cry 4d poor guy bt I cry 4d nxt victim of poverty. Bleep NIGERIAN LAW. Bleep AFRICA. Bleep d WORLD. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Egyptian Court Sentences 7 Christians, US Pastor To Death Over Anti-Islam film by Sarky(m): 5:17pm On Dec 04, 2012 |
I wz a muslim by birth til I got 2kno abt Jesus nd ever since den I realize dt Islam isnt a religion bt a ''society'' dt lures its followers in2 wicked practices n other forms of vices especially 2 dose who negates its ethical codes. Islam is highly prone 2 change n development. Infact my love 4 education n research made me change. ''It is easier 2 convert a scientific muslim dan an artistic one'' Yusuf David. |
Romance / Re: Signs That A Girl Is Interested In A Guy? by Sarky(m): 10:41pm On Nov 26, 2012 |
Pires07: Most common sign, she'll keep playing with her hair and stares @u like one lost cat. PAGAN 9JA most truthful post so far. 8 Dt's truthful only 2 a ''Jeune Fille'' nt dos ''Crooks'' dt cn predict d exact amount of dough in d wallet inside ur back pocket. 2me I tink a gal likes u whn she unceasingly gives u attention even whn its unwarranted. That's whn she cn eat whteva ''lie'' u cook n b satisfied wt it. Why ''lie'' Cuz a guy must lie smhw 2 convince a gal evn whn his pockets ar smilin. |
Romance / Re: Cooking, Sex Or Good Character For Your Woman? by Sarky(m): 9:28pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
Character followed by cooking wt gud luv making. Though I LUV SEX SO MUCH bt on a balmy manner wt ma wife. |
Politics / Re: Nigeria Is The Most Fraudulent Country In Africa, KPMG Report Says by Sarky(m): 8:13am On Nov 24, 2012 |
Bleep d country... If dey like let dem privatise d country joor. Who cares!!! 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: If You Could Pick The Best Job In The World.. by Sarky(m): 7:28am On Nov 24, 2012 |
Nationalize 2 America n probably their President. Wt dt alone am ontop of d game. Obama can testify of my wish. |
Literature / Re: TWO MAN BUSINESS - (The Complete Series) by Sarky(m): 5:46pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
[color=#006600][/color]I cant believe I cud laff 2dy nt afta d agonies I ppassed on lately. Thnks 2 u dare. Kip It Up. |
Science/Technology / Re: Embryo Created From One Man And Two Women! by Sarky(m): 3:51pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
[color=#006600][/color] Simply anoda trickish method of evolving dis generation X to a more sophiscated homo sapiens sapiens as prognosticated by the father of ''d Theory of Evolution''- Charles Robert Darwin 1882. Atlst dt wl b understandable chikina. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Translate This Pidgin English To Correct English by Sarky(m): 10:45pm On Nov 15, 2012 |
How many years are you more seniorer than me. Hahahahahaha |
Romance / Re: How To Convince Your Boyfriend To Wait For Sex? by Sarky(m): 1:47am On Nov 02, 2012 |
des ar al talks. No real man dt hv tasted sex cn agree wt ds option. Mayb d gal wl go in2 anoda research nt ds. |
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