Nothing can beat a girl with body odour washing your hair! You have no choice but to endure that smell for atleast 10 minutes  

Hi Fhemmmy, pls how much will a Toyota Yaris hatchback (2009) cost, and how can I get one?

Darlin Amaka, where have u gone again? You traveeled without your laptop again?? Please come back, we miss you, this thread aint same without you

Hi all 06B corpers. The long awaited POP has come and gone. We are now into the Labour market(or FAVOUR market as i prefer to call it).
I started this thread for y'all to talk about your experience in this past one year, what next after post service, were you retained at your place of primary assignent? Have you been offered a new job? Is there any job opening you know of and you wanna share?

Lets get talking please

A Blonde Guy Gets Home Early From Work And
Hears Strange Noises Coming From The Bedroom. He
Rushes Upstairs To Find His Wife Naked On The Bed,
Sweating And Panting.

"what's Up?" He Says.
"i'm Having A Heart Attack," Cries The Woman.
He Rushes Downstairs To Grab The Phone, But
Just As He's Dialing, His 4-year-old Son Comes Up
And Says "daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's Hiding In Your
Closet And He's Got No Clothes On!"


The Guy Slams The Phone Down And Storms
Upstairs Into The Bedroom, Past His Screaming Wife,
And Rips Open The Wardrobe Door. Sure Enough, There
Is His Brother, Totally Naked, Cowering On The
Closet Floor.

"you Rotten Sob ," Says The Husband, "my
Wife's Having A Heart Attack And You're Running
Around Naked Scaring The Kids!"

At the wedding at the valley of Canal, when Jesus turned water to wine, some Nigerians were present.

Yoruba
"O ga o. Which kind magic be this one. Abeg I no dey o. The guy fit
change person to snake now, these people sha, "

Hausa
"Kai, Megida Yesu, a change am to wine. Abeg, a fit change am to
KUNU"

Warri Boyz
"Bros Jay Jay, U too MUSH o. U go fit change am to beer so? Make we
MAYA."

Igbo
", dis na wine true true o. Nna Jesus, i go MARKET am. No worry
about company name o, e go be EMEKA JESUS and SONS,

I cant remember laughing this hard in a long while! LMFAO

wail

Funny how y'all are talking about this soup. the first time i tasted it was at age 11(in my aunt's house), I loved it then, cos it was fun to me - to play with it i guess. then the next time i ate it was about 3 years back in a resturant, It was pure EVIL!!! it was plain yucky!!! The thot of it alone makes me wanna puke! maybe twas the way d folks in d resturant prepared it, but i dont wanna taste it ever again.  
But, Zebedee if you can cook as good as u say, then i can have a re-think

@Razorr
tell you what, i'll buzz u 2morow on YIM so we chat, aiight? got to run now

@Razzorr
Well, I'm happy because the guy is from my village. He's Idoma (Otukpo, Benue State). I didn't know you an Idoma girl, goood to know. Wadaup sis?

Razorr:

I just want to be his 'personal' assistant!

too bad its already taken. by moi

No e-mail address or phone number to contact you, so how is one supposed to do that? Well i'm an OCA. hope u reply

Obiovsly this guy has never been to Abuja. Empty Vessels . . .

hey Larry, would love to get them CDs too. I reside in Abuja, please how to i get in touch with you

@jeffman
i used the sybex books and u could also check www.oraclecoach.com.All the best

Hi house, I have just written my OCA exams and i passed with 98%. I would really love to have a job, even if i dont get paid so i could have a first hand experience of working as a DBA. I have only been using Oracle on windows(would love to use it on linux). If anyone has got on offer you can reply 2 my post, or send me a mail at eneaba@gmail.com or reach me on my mobil 08068897777.

PS: I reside in Abuja and I would be finishing my NYSC service in August

No wonder job hunting has gotten so tough!

Resimay

Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited. I all so have a bad back, but I all ways tri to plese.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.
job a



Employer's response:, 

Dear Sabrina,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check

Did anyone see that guy(i think his name is francis) in d abuja auditions, who came out with a towel around his neck(an Eedris-wannabe) and started singing daddy Showkey's kindda song, and even when Dede stopped him, and asked him to sing something else, started singing a not-too-different kindda song, that was frigging hilarious, i laughed till i fell off the couch. Almost didn't wanna come to work today, I had to literally drag my self from the TV. Gosh!!! these auditions are so so funny. Cant wait to get home

@prog-wiz
yeah that is me, aint i good looking?lol
I'll try and put another up, just been lazy

not yet, still studying 2 take my exams, probably in april

@ segebee
lnow this your post got me all mad.I just needed to air my views,  first of all,

segebee:


ok cabali you're bringing it on!

you are lucky i was busy in school; that's why i didn't reply u immediately.

u have 12 hours of lectures every week, that is 12 outta 168 hours, duh! how busy could u be! why dont u just say the truth, u didnt have money to go to a cyber cafe, its not like u are been locked up in the school and not asked 2 go out!!!!!!

segebee:


First, i don't blame you because u probably are angry that you can't study at niit,
that's why poor stay poor; always beefing the rich, (not that im a rich guy)

so because one is good at studying and learning on his own and sees spending over 150,000 learning a course as a waste of resources now makes him poor and he shall forever remain poor! that is the dumbest thing i have heard in a while.

segebee:


Wherever did you get the idea that niit faculties are poor

one of my faculties told me that he was given a contract to convert the database of the nigerian navy;
but he turned it down for the price.

i asked him that maybe 100,000 was too much; he said "are u serious?"
THIS GUY WAS TALKING IN MILLIONS

even if they get paid 40,000 as u said; u've forgotten that they are consulted by companies and they don't work thruout the week.

to those of you cabali wants to fool; the it industry is the in-thing in nigeria

The guy was given a contract of millions and he turned it down, and u believd him? how gullible could u be? If he is turning down millions then why is he still working for 40k a month, does it make sense? I know they will tell you they need the time they get as lecturer to use for other runs! wake up my dear. even if he got the job, he probably would have quit his job.

segebee:


NOW LETS TALK DATABASES;

To make your work easier when inserting into tales use;

insert into <tablename> values ('&value1','&value2',, '&value10') ;

THIS WILL ASK YOU TO ENTER THE VALUES FOR THE COLUMNS

NOTE THAT IT WILL ENTER INTO THE TABLE IN THE ORDER ABOVE

ALSO, VALUE1 ETC IS JUST AN EASY IDENTIFIER AND MAY NOT BE COLUMN NAME!

I HOPE I'VE TAUGHT SOMEONE SOMETHING!

so who the hell said he/she didnt know that, sure u think its a bunch of kiddos on this thread right? well, maybe someone did(never say never) but u dont teach with this kindda attitude

segebee:


NB: CABALI; IM BROWSING FROM NIIT

so what if you are browsing from there, aren't you paying for it duh!!!!

well since it was just released in November in Japan and North America nad yet 2 be released in Europe i doubt there woold be second hands,

President Obasanjo, Atiku and Charles Soludo are flying on the presidential Jet. Baba looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a N1,000 out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 N100 notes out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Not to be outdone, the CBN governor says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 N10 notes out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 6 billion people really happy"

hi y'all i was thinking, If u were to go back in time what events would you want/not want to witness?
personally i think i would have loved to knock that apple outta eve's hand, and i wouldn't want to witness my conception.lol

while i was in camp i only wore d kit during my man-o-war. now when i go for CD, i only wear a white shirt(any kind of shirt,definately not d crested vest) and jeans. i'll never be caught dead wearing the kit, not even on POP

You must not know about me
You must not know about me
I could have another you in a minute
matter fact he'll be here in a minute - baby
- - Irreplacable by Beyonce

lol, right back at him

could someone pls explain what he means. lol
*confused*

Hot-Agel where are u?? pls reply dis guy before he dies ooo!!!

angelz:

Giv it up 4 D'banj, y me n P Square, temptatn.

u hav said it all

wonders shall never end