Ikomi:

Ymannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

How are u doing. Long time no see.

i dey ooo. just back from self-imposed sabbatical.

romeo:

Umuaka enweghi respect!! you logged on to say only that without greeting umuigbo? Shame on ynot

Yes the info di too much IMO

Romeo nwanna kedu?

Osisi, i hope you're okay now.

Ndigbo Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

$osisi:

biko unu tinye m n'ekpere
a ma gi m ihe m riri
afo asa gbu go m ebe a
so so nsi nsi k'am n'anyu since today
ikomi oburu na aka gi di ya
i gaghi ala free

Too much information!!!

A christian is yet another made up word like justice and patriotism that means absolutely NOTHING. The definitions posted so far are all from your point of view relative to someone else. It's just a question of numbers and collective interest. That is, how many people bought the story. I will explain:

Let me start with patriotism. The dictionary defined patriotism as the love of country and willingness to sacrifice for it. What will that lead to - endless WARS and more to come. Say two countries are fighting for whatever reason their individual government made up. Going by the definition of patriotism, each side will continue to fight forever (well, until one with more fire/weapon power defeats the other) because they both love their country and are willing to sacrifice. Hitler and his Nazi cohort from their point of view, believes Germany born citizens are superior race that must get rid of Jews and expand their territory. Germany soldiers bought the story and of course they have to be PATRIOTIC. Their first plan; invade Poland and go from there. The rest of the world (thinking their country could be next) teamed up for the love of their respective countries to fight Germany and before you can say jack: world war II kicked off. If both sides must be patriotic, who is right? As you well know, they can't both be right!!!

Next, what is justice. Well, its just another painted word for revenge. We have been told that revenge is against the law - the law of justice. But it all depend on who is dishing it out. The number of collective interest, that is. If i killed a man because he killed my father, the authority will probably give me lethal injection in the name of justice for committing murder. Then tell me, what's the difference between revenge and justice? On one hand i feel justified (one person), on the other hand the jury (in this case, 12 people) said i'm guilty and should be put to death. Numbers!!!

Same goes to Christianity. Your definition of what a christian is or should be is just your point of view. This point of view is shaped by your interest (going to better place - heaven), benefit (everlasting life) and what you believe to be right or should be right (Jesus died on the cross for your sins) and a host of others. If you're able to convince others then you all are Christians relative to some other group. If some other group of believers decides they will go to heaven but there is no everlasting life over there, are they not christian as well? Its just a level of what you choose to believe. That's why you have many sects of Christianity. Each believing on something just a little different from what others believe.

See, a christian does not exist. Its all different things from different points of view - NOTHING. But you don't believe that, do you?

Anyone that believe in the imaginary anti-christ should have his/her head seriously examined.

The GOP - gift that keep on giving. So much for "family values"!!! Can you imagine the outcry from the preachers and Limbaughs of this world if this happened to a Democrat!

No matter how you want to spin this, Palin is a poor choice for this ticket and a bad judgment on the part of McCain. He made this election about having experience and using good judgment but as we're beginning to find out he didn't vet this woman. He only met her once at some conference, spoke to her twice on the phone and now thinks she can be the VP and potentially the president of this country?

Here is my concern. I worry about a VP who doesn't know what her own children are doing. Was this teen given an education and means of preventing this apparently unplanned pregnancy? Was she comfortable about discussing the fact that she was sexually active with her mother so that this wouldn't happen? Yes, it can happen in any family but having your mother running as a potential VP doesn't. She apparently neglected her family while she pursued her political interest. Period. If you can't uphold and teach morals by example (especially by example) to your kids, how can you be a moral leader of the country?

Now, she has a pregnant daughter AND a challenged child to be concerned with. It's an awfully big bite to chew when you throw in running a country. She needs to be at home with that little boy, and now her 17 year old is pregnant. I believe she and her husband made a BIG mistake in accepting the VP nomination and she needs to rescind the invite.

The Dems has more - wait until you hear the role she played on firing her former brother in-law.

Are you sure McCain is not the father of that baby?

Just heard of it a while ago. How true is this!!!

Get a bottle of champagne for your friend and both of you should get busy with it for he has finally opened his eyes to the greatest lie ever told - GOD.

Ooooh if only our fore-fathers had the courage, they would've joined together and maim all those early christ-peddlers that showed up in africa. Situation would've been positively different in africa right now.

faketan:

hissess

I said no more hissing

Ikomi:

Iwe'm bu na igara hibernating. Look Ynot, when men were men where were u. Ynot u don't come out when u feel like?

My parole officer said i must avoid nairaland- one of the term for my release from penitentiary.

Ikomi:

Ynot? Hissssesss.

Great ikomi! nnam ukwu kedu? Biko, no more hissing. Gwam ihe bu iwe gi.

Ndi b'anyi, kedu ka unu mere?

Network the computers in your school computer lab to make beowulf-style supercomputer cluster and write a program (that need high performance computing) utilizing message passing to benchmark/test the performance. Note: each node (computer) in the cluster must participate in processing the given problem. You can develope a program that can find the largest prime number that has 10 million digits or more. You can even win $100,000 while you're at it if lucky.

romeo:

Ynot onye nke m kedu ka i di? well the otu nwere kpom under

Am alright my brother.
Hmmmm. kpom under has been known to cause lots of issues. Biko, enwere ka aga esi wepu ya under, tinye ya on top?

nnenneigbo:

ndewoooonu ooooooooooooooo

ynot nka bu anya?

nne oma na soooo. Eji m aka na everything is alright for your side.

Romeo nwoke ukwu, how you dey? i believe the otu ahu enweghi kpom under the "o"

Ndi be anyi, kedu nke n'eme here.

Ikommiri plus romeo how una dey? Nkea unu gbachara oso from here, odikwa na nma?

Ahuru m na nneoma missed my presence but she no wan talk am.

Tosh, anyi hapuoro gi umunwanyi nile noo here and you no fit catch one. You're begining to disappoint me.

Anyway, agara naija ilu nwanyi mana ego m ji ezughi. Amaghi m na umunwayi buzi na black market ka ana ele ha now.

By the way, kedu ebe unu dosara Monshege?

Ndeewo nu

Ndi be anyi, kedu k'unu mere? Ahuru n'anyi nwere new folks around. Well, i'm back from exile. Unu puta bia gwam nke n'eme.

Ya gazie.

Ndi b'anyi, how una dey?

babyosisi:

unu ma na presido1 bu nwanyi?
maka Chukwu she is a girl.
So Tosh,i nwere ike i tinye your usual application

Aru emee na obodo. presido1, you must dance naked in the public of igwe mmadu to prove otherwise.

But bia oo, babyo kedu ka i si mara this secret? Seems like there is something going on i'm not aware of.

Igbo ndi oma, ana m ekene.

romeo:

a whole president to be noo na ebe na e hiss ka market women na ehisikari ebe a

ndigbo hiiii

Hahahahahahaha. fromuk, you should remember the legendary Byaaah!!! that cost Howard Dean his ticket to the white house.

Nna, i choocha nno ihe i ga enye m oburu ode akwukwo huh. Whatever happened to minister of entertainment?

Igbo, ekenekwa m unu!

babyosisi:

Ynot bring money k'am bawara gi chaplet na mmiri.

Ynot and call abeg no fear.
God will lead you and bring you back safely in Jesus' name Amen.

Nne, banye ya bu chaplet na mmiri. i will provide ego nile iji zuta Omo mgbe m lotara.

Ikomi if i no know you well, i for say you don go drink kaikai again. If your woman follow another man, that means she no like you again. Ga choro another person.

fromuk:

You guys will go and come back in Good health. Can smebody say Amen!!!!!!!. jsut be careful when you go. God is in control.

Amen!!!!!!!!. na onweghi onye m ji ugwo.

Ikomi:

LOL.  . Ynot of all people.

My brother, kedu ihe ichoro kam kwue. Anya adighi ndi mmadu mma.

Eeyaa. Romero, nna ndo. May his soul rest in peace.

ana m akwado iru nigeria next month and this thing don begin fear me. biko, tinyekwanu m na ekpere.

Ebenebe! romero, nnenne plus fromuk, so una wan turn this nzuko to sin city? biko akam bukwa virgin, make una no spoil me for my mama.

Ekene kenere m ndi new members na ndi old members nile.
Anyi g'adi ndu, kaa nka, chaa isi awo nwe rie ihe kpatara.

hmmmmmm. unu ebidogo mills and boom again?

nnenneigbo:

monshe si na omere travel to ghana now

Ha! Ghana? people o ka bi na Ghana?

nnenneigbo:

fromuk, gini ka i na asi asi? onweghi abacha i tara, chips and abacha abughi the same thing oooo lol

lol. chips bu abacha bekee. the important thing bu na o tara something.

ikomi gara meeting ndi owen.

nnam ukwu monshege, kedu ebe i noo?

esss, nkea igbachiri nkiti, o dikwa na mma?

redsun:

@Ynot,i don't mind cds.

Ok. email me what you want. meanwhile, here is a link to watch igbo music videos http://www.youtube.com/codewit

nnenneigbo:

hey, ynot, how now? kee ka i meere, i love it when u come in here

Acharugo nwanyi oma, anokwa m ya. ishikwara nri? kedu ka umuaka melu?

fromuk itachago abacha? you will need toothpick

eche m na huru romero ebe?

Ekenekwam unu. kedu nke n'eme ebe taa?

chichi81:

Alaigbo – Igbo land

Alusi n’ejere onye nwe ya ozi – The deity that does the bidding of its owner

Agbara ahuru gbuo okuko - The deity that triggers the killing of a hen (n allusion to a person’s supposed ‘great’ standing in the society)

Agbala nwanyi – An elegant and powerful woman

Ada eji eje mba – A daughter/woman that can be relied on in far and near places.

Asa mpete – A beauty

Akuluouno – Only repatriated wealth are safe.

Aku n’ata ka si – A ‘money-miss-road’ (one in possession of excess wealth)

Aka gbajiri igwe – the strong hand that bends the iron

Dike eji eje mba – A warrior that could be taken on journeys to other lands (one who is to be trusted, brave and courageous)

Dike ana agbara izu – A brave man and warrior that enemies conspire against

Ezeudo – King of peace or someone that makes/likes peace.

Ekwueme - One whose word is his bond (‘talk-and-do’ in popular parlance)

Eze Udene – The king vulture (Vultures supposedly signify bad omens in Alaigbo)

Eselu enu ego – The Literary meaning is to peel off a slice from a cash bundle or pile, but is actually an allusion to the fact that what the title bearer is spending is still ‘chicken change’ to his overall worth.

Eze ego- King of money (this title is no longer popular in Alaigbo since the death of Victor Okafor, an alleged 419 kingpin who made the name very notorious)

Ichi zu lu echi zu – You are fully initiated.

Ide ji ogwugwu – Wealthy stronghold

Ide – wealthy person

Ichie – a revered title for elderly men in the community

Ina ito – A special form of greeting in Alaigbo, requiring 3 back hand slaps and a hand shake. The uninitiated are not expected to be greeted in this manner.

Iyom – A revered society of women requiring initiation.

Omenani – Culture or tradition

Obi – A small outpost in a compound usually used in receiving visitors.

Ola edo – This means gold but is used to adulate the tile holder as being precious.

Ogbuagu - A traditional title. The literary meaning is killer of lion.

Okpata ozuo oha – A person who extends his wealth to others.

Ome mgbe oji – He who does, or helps out when he is able to

Ojiani – Overseers of community lands and traditional holders of title deeds, they have the last say in land disputes in most Igbo communities and were very powerful in the days when there were no law courts.

Odiro Ofele – It is not easy at all (no mean feat)

Oso di eme – The husband’s helper

Oche eze – The throne of royalty

Ofeke – A wayward person

Ochi agha – Battle commander

Ono n’ikpo aku – He who dwells in wealth

Mkpulu nma – Epitome of beauty

Nwanyi ma uche di ya – A loyal woman who knows and respects her husband’s heart desires and wishes

Good job putting this together.