angelTI:
Nothing is working in this country again. Imagine EFCC admitting they are not doing their core function but now tweeting

#OccupyNigeria come February 5

its called sarcasm(the use of irony to convey thoughts in a funny way)
Those guys are actually doing something but they can't shout, if you think those guys are doing nothing, then so be it!!

chordrylateral:
Me an app to detect a virgin..... all ma girlfor area too dey form like Na them go born Jesus the second time

Lolz.... I don't think Jesus Christ is a programmer oh cuz no one can do that for you

Or when you think your app's gonna work fine and then the message pops up "unfortunately your stupid childish app has stopped".... Then I feel like, oh lawd come and kill me

Let's say you came across an app developer and agrees to build an app that suits you for as low as you can afford. What kinda app will you build ??

As for me, its either an online simple game like Clash of clans but won't be fighting where you can play with your friends that also installed the app... Or an online beauty competition where guys will pick up a girl and sponsor her pix for the competition.... The guy will have to pay a certain amount and they get rewarded by the number of voted they get in shares of 50/50

If you have a dream, or near dream(some can't share their million dollar idea) that's why I said near dream, share yours, and let's see how wild you can think

Mr OP, you have an idea on what you are asking?? If you don't don't worry, you're going to be scammed twice.... My own funny opinion

AppTheme issue, almost solved sha..... God I just hate errors

CodeBlooded:

Crashing could be caused by many reason.
Have you tried restarting the app dev

I figured it out, in manifest.xml I changed theme name from "AppTheme" to "@style:Theme.AppCompact.Light" and it works.....

deturla:
www.deedeesblog.com
Me nko?

Wait bro.... I won't release your app fro you when I'm done with it self

This is an update on an android app I am working on..... Its for a blog i bumped into on a thread and the owner got lucky, I think I am creating it for her because ladies that own a blog are rare.... Anyways, I've started the project and its 20% completed, I am not just creating a crappy app that will get everyone frustrated, I am creating a standard app with good UI and nice layout. Here is the screenshot of the first page..... I'm still working on the rest and I will update as soon as I can.....
If you need an android app better than this, that's my job and guess what?? Its almost free, you just pay me anything that you think I deserve, I'll help you
Whatsapp diqit - 08104422662

Closed

So funny how some people will buy pure
water and finish it in less than a min but, d day dey finally buy a bottle water, it will take like 2hours
to finish and dey will be opening and closing it
as if is doctor Prescription...

Favvvy:
Pls check mine www.ankaradivas.com

I've finally pause my hectic project and wish to answer you first.... Price is free, no ads.... Get ur app ready 2moro sis..... Please try and update ur blog frequently

CodeBlooded:

Whats the prob bro

the prob is that I can't figure it out, I installed the app on my phone and it keeps crashing....
App has only splashscreen, main, about activity

TheWeirdOne:

Lol . My guy this is the first thing I've ever made using Android Studio. I didn't have time to look at aesthetics and UI, I just wanted things to work properly

Nice bro its just that some folks are always relaxed because they dont know their mates are far ahead of them. i started android 2 weeks ago. when did u start urs? i dont mean to brag am just trying to push u far from your limits to increase ur productivity

adenuga558:
when am compiling my android and i got an error i all feel like committing suicide, i will just have some nap(short sleep) when i woke i will try to fix the error. at the end of this it may be case sensitive A is not a.

I hate when i cant find the error, my app that works fine after building keekps crashing on my phone, any idea

I can solve challenge 1 and 2 with zero flaws but am far too busy with this project, can't leave it for this excert there is a prize and i dont think there will be any price cause dem novice go just copy and paste youtube video for us. startActivity(Bookspace);

Nice one bro... you gat issues?, quote mie. by the way start working on ur uI ITS too simple, i can do this in a day. 047

Sometimes i feel like im the only one writting java on android studio... Now that my app has crashed who wanna help? And please someone should write the code to save user name(shared preference) in an encrypted format

OK, the idea behind this is that i will create an android app that lists all 256 countries with 20 facts each, its continent, currency, and flag. its nicely designed and user friendly. it also has a mini game where a random flag pops up and you select the right country for the flag. the idea is that i dont want to write my name as the developer of this app, instead you the buyer will tell me new features you need or anything and i'll just get it done. its as easy as that, i'll be the ghost developer and you'll be the one to get the credits.

talk2hb1:

Huh?
Which work?
I only write my code on Paper,
And run it by keeping it in my pocket then run with it. Since I can run very well, I dont find it hard running codes
Hope you understand?
Just want to proove I am better than developers who learn't PHP in 4hrs.

Lolz, you almost got me cracking my brains hard trying to decode ur msg

talk2hb1:
You didn't see my own post

let me see ur work

silento:
last week I wrote a web app for a friend for a small token coz the recession is too much

the funny part was that I learn php under a day one day like within 8hours and I was able to write a web app with it

a friend who helped me in my early days of programming tuto he always make sure I know the concept and fundamental of programming not a particular language I started with python and c later c++ and till today HTML is the pain in the ass for me

HTML ,JavaScript and others like them are good for fast result and they don't allow u go get ur hands dirty


but language like c will help u a lot in ur programming world a lot it teaches u the fundamental of programming

I will advise u to learn c after u can go back to c++

and while learning make sure u perfect on

this topics on c :

structure - struct

pointers

SO YO LEARNT PHP IN A FULL FUCKIN DAY? whats the web app url lemme see

@mhiztee15 i read your diary(only the first page tho) ama read the rest later, i hope you aint annoyed bcuz diaries are meant to be a private property. its funny tho, do you know temmysocrate, AAUA phylosophy student 200L, HE iz a friend of mine tho i'm not a student in aaua

If you are to play a penalty kick and i tell you that i'm going to dive to the left 3times, dive to the right once and stay at the center just once. wh3re and how will you play your 5 penalty kicrks j... Real game @ www.funloaded.xyz/pk

GoodyOG:


pls how is it not responsive...

My bad, if u insist that it is responsive, i'll check it with an android phone(opera mini browser) TO confirm

databoy247, i love the way you critisize me, poverty na real desease oh, its bcus of my recession mentality that i always dream of geting client that will pay 30k or 40k. please drop your number i need to learn from u

Kingstel:
Try this www.vineck.com

Vineck, you will get your android app for ur blog by 2moro

GoodyOG:

helo...pls am interested...here is my new blog url.. www.goodiestechs.tk

Sorry pal, work on your website, its not responsive

Is it that people are scared of droping their url or does not beleive in me, YOU have nothing to lose, jvst drop your mobile blog url, thats all. na wa oh

aca77:


I'm thinking of a product/service review or brand impressions blog, or an educational /school spotlights blog.. These are just ideas that have been lingering in my head for a while, but I'm open to any other suggestion.

Any advice/ideas?

Products, services, brands review... thats awesome. i can help you create a wordpress blog for that. you will need to call 08104422662 or text. please note that earning from your blog is not as immediate as you think and you will handle the advertising yourself, don't worry i will guide you. i am a web designer and android app developer so leave the job for me. if you have any web developer you want to work with you can also contact him but i'll be around to guide u sir or bro. mj.

This off3r is for the first 2 blogger to drop a comment or url about dia blog and i'll create an android app for them free. 4if you need apps or you want to create apps for ur blog, call me or text. PS apps does not contain ads and does not lag. Pe4ce