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Immaculatesnow:
good one most jokers like the op come to nairaland to open senseless posts without doing a little homework

I swear, the question weak me at first...

Is it only me who don't ask questions like this, I'd rather use google.... For fast and detailed answers

On the other hand, you could build something you can just use to accepts payments using paystack to save you the stress...

Goodluck

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Sorry I had to laugh, lolzzzz

Ok, I am currently one of their merchant so lemme just give u an insight

1. You need funds to start payment processor, like 100million naira
2. You don't to be backed up by a bank, not necessary tho, but paystack is backed up by Access Bank
3. You need NEFT license from CBN to process payments, huge payments, plus some other licenses from CBN
4. Get a CAC certificate, Tax Cert, Vat Cert , SCUML Cert, and a Corporate account.
5. Get a website and a team of developers
6. Get a team of accountants
7. Get a physical office

And finally, get your ass off nairaland, you should make good research before you post questions like this

Ever since I found out I'm an INFJ, the rarest personality type, also an introvert... Somehow it has boosted my confidence.

I now talk to girls like I'm a prize to fight for, no worries anymore.

Plus, I no longer masturbate, It feels like it affects the heart and someone's confidence somehow. I can now flirt with girls easily, engage in cool convos and hang out with the opposite sex

What else.... a lady is currently falling for me, let me keep shut about that for now, she might be a future wifey cuz our hearts are somehow connected.

People say I'm boring, but they don't know me... I don't even want them to know me, lol.
I'm actually very playful around those who I'm convenient staying with.

Introvert rocks for those who didn't let the society push them around

I don buy land build house for there sef
No biggie

Immaturity is bad, when I was in 100l, I happen to be 2nd most handsome in the entire school, but too young.

This lady, who calls me 'ifemi' for no reason, which means 'my love' on a faithful friday requested for my number.

She was siting with her pretty friend. When she handed me her phone, I refused and asked her if she would pay for my phone number.... Long story short, I did not give her my number that day.

All I did that day was boost my lame ass self esteem by playing hard to get in a very dumb way

My love for phones

I knew everything about nokia phones back then, I was called Symbian

6 years later, I'm studying computer science, good an writing Java, Css, Html and php(for creating websites and applications), the best photoshop artist in school, the best 2d animator in my school, but na my cgpa suffer pass, I don't believe in 8-4 jobs, I think I have the spirit of an entrepreneur.

It is true that what someone would become is hidden in his/her day to day activities

Liliyann:
Beautiful!!!
One of the best footballers,Still better than Messi
[B] Father lord may private jet owners also locate me this year IJN[/b]

Lol, amen sister....

lanre316:
The amount you want to use to buy that tecno camon will buy you a a good Xiaomi Redmi phone. Check out the Official Xiaomi thread.

Right now, I'm based at Akure, Ondo State. I'm not really a fan of going through the stress of importing screens, touchpad e.t.c so I can repair my faulty xiaomi.

Major reason i was considering tecno, also I can't travel to Lagos just to repair phone...

Is there a solution I don't know?

Tecno phones will always slowdown for no reason,
Or maybe for a reason I don't know


Buying a camon cm soon sha, I'll manage it till I get money to buy xiaomi mi a1

If I had enough money, I'd sincerely give this lady 50k to support her biz....

She tried, even from her writeup, she sounds literate, No slaywahever would do this.

Lastly, this kind of money would be spent wisely, kudos OP

Say no more

For the first time, I'm supporting Barca wholeheartedly

I'm a photoshop expert, I've done lots of legal and illegal editing in photoshop and I can tell you, this picture was edited by an amateur, I would have done better

How do I know??

1. The bikeman's clothes opacity was reduced(Photoshop Eraser caused it)
2. The guy wearing black with white stripes has irregularities in the area close to his shoulder(the invincible guy's head)
3. The invincible guy's cloth is not resting on the bike, instead its feels like it entered the back of the bike like a ghost cloth
4. Finally and logically, no one was looking at the bikeman or the invincible guy

It was not a glitch or result of object in motion, why?
1. Not all cameras can capture objects in motion, the low quality cameras can't capture object in motion
2. If it was truly object in motion, it won't affect the clothes only, but the entire bike
and that means the bike was speeding, if you look at that scene, there is no way the bikeman was speeding

Verdict: It pure photoshop from an amateur
cc
Aminu212
eTECTIVe
BafanaBafana
gegee
gbanj0

You guys should be happy he did not shake you

Failure to score goals is a communicable disease and.... Handshake might be its transmission channel

Someone should let PSG know this is Champions League so that Mbappe and some of his teammates would not play like toddlers

Big ups for Asensio

Big ups for Neymar Jr

Big ups for PSG

Bigger ups for HalaMadrid

Biggest ups for CR7

KinzyeWriter:
I will tell am straight away... I hate keeping nonsense secrets...

A lifetime choice? Nah... I will tell him without hesitating..

What will it be like putting rings on her with me staring?

I won't forgive myself if I don't tell him.

I know my best friend if I tell him he will abide no matter how strong the love is.

Because we love each other better. And the trust is there too.. No homo

Simple

I just weak, why should you tell him??

What if they're happily married for more than 4 years, are you still gonna tell him?

See as this thread dry.... Chelsea fans can't troll arsenal and man u fans because they don't know what will happen to them tonight

Hi, I know lawyers can be very busy but I just need someone to help me

Some part of the Nigerian law says that gambling or betting is illegal, an owner of a betting company will need a permit or a license and the license costs close to 20million in naira which lasts for 10years.

What about a kind of betting that just requires luck, but you already know your chances of winning or losing, and its strictly online, it does not require a physical address because all the operations are carried online, it will be tough but its possible

The law enforcements agencies will definitely find out sooner or later because a betting franchise without a license is illegal.


Should they find out, will the owner be left alone or will face trial, if the owner is to face trial, what are the consequences??

Hi, I know lawyers can be very busy but I just need someone to help me

Some part of the Nigerian law says that gambling or betting is illegal, an owner of a betting company will need a permit or a license and the license costs close to 20million in naira.

What about a kind of betting that just requires luck, but you already know your chances of winning or losing, and its strictly online

Getting caught that its an underground betting will be a tough one, and that will happen when it becomes popular and everyone knows about it

If eventually the owner gets caught controlling some kind of underground betting, what are the consequences??

These players are high on sometin

The way man u started the match, I knew the game will be half-time draw, full-time win, goals gonna come around 70' upward, mark my words...

I never expected Martial to miss that chance, its all good, we gonna win this match #GGMU

jacy67:
One of the ways I overcame this type of anger is giving it back to the person immediately. You might call it retaliation but it takes loads of anger off my chest.
One day, I went to a restaurant to eat. The way the eba was served wasn't appealing, it looked like a leftover. I called the waiter's attention. One customer just chook mouth as if he paid for me and told me to manage the food like that. I told him immediately that I didn't beg for the food. Immediately he faced his own food, the owner of the restaurant took the eba and apologized, I got what I wanted and everyone was happy. Shikena

Impressive, when sudden things like this happen to me, I don't usually get quick replies in my head

Creativity at its peak....

Taking that aside, I opened a corporate account with GTB and its been 3 days now, I haven't received any message from them..
Corporate account holders, how long does it take to get an account number ?

Someone got me angry today, a guy I barely know in my street called me a proud boy, he is definitely older than me, he said it to my face I'm too proud....

Since 8pm, I've been angry, I get angry for hours, whenever I'm angry, all I would do is listen to music, press phone, meditate, stay alone, and all these would last for hours

As I am typing this, its 11:40pm already and I still feel angry and sad

Why did he called me a proud boy?? Simple, my mum always wants me to drive her everytime or send me errands where I would have to use her car so whenever I drive by their shop, lots of guys always hail me, shouting for no reason so I decided not to look at them again whenever I'm driving, I only greet them whenever I'm walking, this is what made him call me a proud boy today, chai, this street don tire me. That's the more reason why I prefer estates, everybody minding his own business, just like me

yomalex:
They'll just need to verify your CAC documents.

Verify as in... I haven't received my account number, which implies that I haven't paid any 5k.... Since last week monday, does it take that long?

fideleict:
The company I work for uses it for various projects, and I use the company's corporate account and CAC documents when required of me (strictly company projects).

Ok thanks, I just want to know how long it takes to get a corporate account cuz I've submitted all necessary documents and I haven't heard from my bank, its been 5 days, I'll go there physically on monday sha

fideleict:
You tried, but you just jumped into the middle of everything, skipping very important information like creating an account and getting an actual secret key before integration. You also skipped important details, like company registration information required to go live when using paystack.

Are you using paystack?? Do you have a corporate account? Wanna ask some things

You're wasting your time posting codes here... You might get banned