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This off3r is for the first 2 blogger to drop a comment or url about dia blog and i'll create an android app for them free. 4if you need apps or you want to create apps for ur blog, call me or text. PS apps does not contain ads and does not lag. Pe4ce

Are you fvcking kidding me? thats awesome dude... ok what do you want to blog about?

Creating android app for a blog is now a necessity, you will eventually need it and i can help you with that at affordable price you can afford.

I met a client sometimes ago, we talked and agreed on a very low price so he said "Services like this looks like scam, how can you create an android app that cheap?" Its a funny question to me but to him, its a serious question. I get his point, he was protecting the integrity of his pocket at the same time wanting to have a standard service, the truth is, people with little cash have the most number of blogs out there, some are ready to work hard while some ready to waste time.

Those who are ready to work hard and be successful need to stand out, and that's why you just need an android app.

Wait.... What if every blog out there has an android app tomorrow?? That means you need to create your own Today. NaijaLoaded started yesterday before thousands started today and we can see the impact. So why don't you start today before millions start tomorrow??

Reason and Listen good, if you still think i'm looking for gullible bloggers to scam, add me on whatsapp and I'll give you my full location to come meet me personally or you invite me over to your area. I get you app done in 2 days max with Steady light. All what I need is your site url....

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‘Black Friday’ is such a scam, stuff’s not
even that cheap. I prefer ‘Black Riot Day’,
all you need to do is find a good shop with the windows broken and you can grab as much stuff as you like totally free of charge.

Who trekking epp?? The is no love in trekking oh, if you want to show us say you get power, go and kill a lion with bare hands

Welcome to the family bro....

Amelian:
Extremely foolish.. I swear!

he is not foolish, he made a foolish mistake, don't make his pains harder by your comment

English language is not by force, if you
can't speak correctly, kindly use your
mother tongue. Don't speak because you
want to impress others! Today, I told a guy "Excuse me, please can you go back a little" and he said "PLEASE! PLEASE!! PLEASE!!! I can't go backer than this, this is the backest I can go, can't you see here is somebody in front of my back? I said okay thank you

VickyRotex:
Where's my sense of humour? Cos it's not funny!

Even when I downloaded an app called sense of humor, I still couldn't laugh

In a mental hospital, a journalist asked the doctor: How do you determine whether to admit a person or not? Doctor: Well, we usually fill a bathtub with water and give the person a teaspoon, a glass cup and a bucket and ask them to empty the bathtub. Depending on what they used to empty the bathtub, we would determine whether the person is normal or not. Journalist: Oh, I see. Obviously a normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger and would certainly empty faster. Doctor: No, a normal person would simply pull the drain plug and the water would flow away. Please go to Bed 38. A nurse will attend to you right away.

I used N4,000 to buy fuel for my car, so I decided to use the remaining N1,000 I had left in my pocket to get some food in a restaurant before I face the traffic.
As I ordered the food and sat down to eat, a well-dressed man in a suit sitting beside me said, "I love the way you eat, try their snail, I will pay." I hastily added four pieces of snail at a cost of N2,000 and continued eating. He said again, "You eat so well, please get a bottle of wine so that you can drink after eating." I hastily made the order and was having fun.
My total bill came up to about N10,000. I thanked him for accepting to pay. As I stood to leave, my car key fell down and I bent to pick it. I discovered that the man was bare-footed! I thought the man was attending a certain church but 3 hefty guys immediately busted in and grabbed him by the arm. One of them said to me, "I'm sorry if this man has been disturbing you, he just escape
from our psychiatric hospital this morning...

I pray phone don't kill my swit nairalanders

When you ask ekiti girls to DAB!!!

I Just got a call from a friend whose wife woke up this morning and started applying her makeup right there in the bed…… Husband stared at her and asked – “Have you lost your mind ?” Why on earth are you making up this early She Replies “I need to unlock my phone, it’s on face recognition and it doesn’t recognize me.

In this recession

Please pray for me. I will be going to the hospital tomorrow. I think i have a problem with my eyes. Every time I look into my wallet, I see nothing.

How can I buy indomie for #80 and buy kerosene for #350 to cook it
I am not eating again.

Oya die!!!! Oops, I meant dab!!!

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I am tired of seeing cute looking guys up and down everyday, they keep telling me to come back tomorrow for my atm card and its been 2 weeks now. I've almost known all their staffs all in the name of redirecting me from one staff to another. Has anybody been a victim of this bullshit?? I really need that atm asap. Does anyone here know how to open a dorm account in first bank, please drop your phone number I need to ask some questions via whatsapp. Thank you

i dont even understand