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Business / Re: . by 0luwatope(m): 2:13pm On Jan 16, 2017
Are you fvcking kidding me? thats awesome dude... ok what do you want to blog about?
Webmasters / Get a nice and standard android app for your blog by 0luwatope(m): 12:57pm On Jan 16, 2017
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Jokes Etc / Play Simple Penalty Game And Win Cash Weekly by 0luwatope(m): 1:31pm On Jan 04, 2017
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Jokes Etc / Re: 10 new Jokes of the day (jan 24 2016) by 0luwatope(m): 3:09am On Jan 04, 2017
‘Black Friday’ is such a scam, stuff’s not
even that cheap. I prefer ‘Black Riot Day’,
all you need to do is find a good shop with the windows broken and you can grab as much stuff as you like totally free of charge.
Romance / Re: A 26-year-old Man,trekked From Lagos To Zaria To Proof Love (photo) See Reaction by 0luwatope(m): 1:14am On Jan 04, 2017
Who trekking epp?? The is no love in trekking oh, if you want to show us say you get power, go and kill a lion with bare hands
Jokes Etc / Re: New Comic Bro Out (classic Bro) by 0luwatope(m): 10:40pm On Jan 03, 2017
Welcome to the family bro....
Family / Re: My Wife Is Not What I Thought Before We Got Married: I Want To Divorce by 0luwatope(m): 10:35pm On Jan 03, 2017
Amelian:



Extremely foolish.. I swear!
he is not foolish, he made a foolish mistake, don't make his pains harder by your comment

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Jokes Etc / Re: 10 new Jokes of the day (jan 24 2016) by 0luwatope(m): 5:39pm On Jan 03, 2017
English language is not by force, if you
can't speak correctly, kindly use your
mother tongue. Don't speak because you
want to impress others! Today, I told a guy "Excuse me, please can you go back a little" and he said "PLEASE! PLEASE!! PLEASE!!! I can't go backer than this, this is the backest I can go, can't you see here is somebody in front of my back? I said okay thank you

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Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Response !!! by 0luwatope(m): 8:33am On Jan 03, 2017
VickyRotex:
Where's my sense of humour? Cos it's not funny! undecided
Even when I downloaded an app called sense of humor, I still couldn't laugh
Jokes Etc / Re: 10 new Jokes of the day (jan 24 2016) by 0luwatope(m): 12:47pm On Jan 02, 2017
In a mental hospital, a journalist asked the doctor: How do you determine whether to admit a person or not? Doctor: Well, we usually fill a bathtub with water and give the person a teaspoon, a glass cup and a bucket and ask them to empty the bathtub. Depending on what they used to empty the bathtub, we would determine whether the person is normal or not. Journalist: Oh, I see. Obviously a normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger and would certainly empty faster. Doctor: No, a normal person would simply pull the drain plug and the water would flow away. Please go to Bed 38. A nurse will attend to you right away.

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Jokes Etc / Re: 10 new Jokes of the day (jan 24 2016) by 0luwatope(m): 12:46pm On Jan 02, 2017
I used N4,000 to buy fuel for my car, so I decided to use the remaining N1,000 I had left in my pocket to get some food in a restaurant before I face the traffic.
As I ordered the food and sat down to eat, a well-dressed man in a suit sitting beside me said, "I love the way you eat, try their snail, I will pay." I hastily added four pieces of snail at a cost of N2,000 and continued eating. He said again, "You eat so well, please get a bottle of wine so that you can drink after eating." I hastily made the order and was having fun.
My total bill came up to about N10,000. I thanked him for accepting to pay. As I stood to leave, my car key fell down and I bent to pick it. I discovered that the man was bare-footed! I thought the man was attending a certain church but 3 hefty guys immediately busted in and grabbed him by the arm. One of them said to me, "I'm sorry if this man has been disturbing you, he just escape
from our psychiatric hospital this morning...
Jokes Etc / Re: 10 new Jokes of the day (jan 24 2016) by 0luwatope(m): 12:45pm On Jan 02, 2017
I pray phone don't kill my swit nairalanders

Jokes Etc / Re: 10 new Jokes of the day (jan 24 2016) by 0luwatope(m): 12:43pm On Jan 02, 2017
When you ask ekiti girls to DAB!!!

Jokes Etc / Re: 10 new Jokes of the day (jan 24 2016) by 0luwatope(m): 12:42pm On Jan 02, 2017
I Just got a call from a friend whose wife woke up this morning and started applying her makeup right there in the bed…… Husband stared at her and asked – “Have you lost your mind ?” Why on earth are you making up this early She Replies “I need to unlock my phone, it’s on face recognition and it doesn’t recognize me.

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Jokes Etc / Re: 10 new Jokes of the day (jan 24 2016) by 0luwatope(m): 12:41pm On Jan 02, 2017
In this recession

Jokes Etc / Re: 10 new Jokes of the day (jan 24 2016) by 0luwatope(m): 12:40pm On Jan 02, 2017
Please pray for me. I will be going to the hospital tomorrow. I think i have a problem with my eyes. Every time I look into my wallet, I see nothing.
Jokes Etc / Re: 10 new Jokes of the day (jan 24 2016) by 0luwatope(m): 12:40pm On Jan 02, 2017
How can I buy indomie for #80 and buy kerosene for #350 to cook it
I am not eating again.
Jokes Etc / Re: 10 new Jokes of the day (jan 24 2016) by 0luwatope(m): 12:39pm On Jan 02, 2017
Oya die!!!! Oops, I meant dab!!!

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Jokes Etc / Re: 10 new Jokes of the day (jan 24 2016) by 0luwatope(m): 12:39pm On Jan 02, 2017
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Jokes Etc / 10 new Jokes of the day (jan 24 2016) by 0luwatope(m): 12:38pm On Jan 02, 2017
Rib cracking new jokes updated every day.

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Have a nice day and don't forget to smile
Romance / Re: Nigerian Girls Are Not Bad, Its The Guys Who Are Foolish. by 0luwatope(m): 10:29am On Oct 17, 2016
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Jokes Etc / Re: Are You A Comedian Post Your Jokes Here by 0luwatope(m): 7:35am On Oct 10, 2016
sarz:
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Jokes Etc / Re: Are You A Comedian Post Your Jokes Here by 0luwatope(m): 7:35am On Oct 10, 2016
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Romance / Who Else Uses First Bank?? Help A Sister by 0luwatope(m): 10:43pm On Oct 09, 2016
I am tired of seeing cute looking guys up and down everyday, they keep telling me to come back tomorrow for my atm card and its been 2 weeks now. I've almost known all their staffs all in the name of redirecting me from one staff to another. Has anybody been a victim of this bullshit?? I really need that atm asap. Does anyone here know how to open a dorm account in first bank, please drop your phone number I need to ask some questions via whatsapp. Thank you
Romance / Re: How To Know If You Dating A Green Snake by 0luwatope(m): 12:25am On Aug 14, 2016
i dont even understand

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