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Hahahahahaha, everyone's post was taken off this thread... Pathetic


I might launch my own forum soon,

Where people won't be banned for cr*zy reasons

Where people can just post a topic anonymously instead of opening an account entirely

Where people will only see threads they like, some don't like celebrity news while some love it, don't make all of us see it everyday

Where people won't go into deep thoughts before sending a DM

Where there will be chat room for VIP, VVIP and regulars

Where instead of your f*ck turning to Bleep, we will make under aged children not see the post

Where once your post gets too much downvotes, you won't get the attention anymore, your post and the coming ones will only be visible to those who are following you

As much as I love NairaLand, let me rephrase, as much as I love NairaLanders, the owner of this forum has refused to upgrade it, making me wanna hate it. The moderators are doing anyhow cuz they haven't seen a worthy competitor, I think I'm going to keep studying how forums work then in the coming year, I'll launch mine

E no concern me

^^^ the dude above me is a troll in webmasters section..... If it was an android app now I would have signified but hell, its a web app

Nice UI, u used Android Std right ?

Stop complaining and use Genymotion, we are in the same river but my boat is faster

I create any type of android app, just think of anything you wish and I'll get it done, if you want to contact me, send a mail to topefunofficial@gmail.com and I'll attend to you.....

chinoify:
Hi guys, I need some one that can create both android and iOS app for a Christian daily devotional.
If you can, pls drop your contact.
Thanks

I can do that with the best UI and UX... And at a reduced cost, I will even send you some samples of how ur app will look like once you're ready... Just mention back, no formal message needed... If you want to take it formally, silverg33k@gmail.com

adenuga558:
yes I don finish GTA sa end of the line I kill big smoke and officer tenpeny with pulaski

baba I hail una oh..... Me na cheat I use finish am.... I no fit pass learning to fly naso I use cheat finish am

Who can develop android apps please, I need to implement a group chat in android....

gimakon:
In terms of Mobile development, Java (Would i say) Is dying, Read about Kotlin taking over java all over google. Your answers are there.
Languages like Python, Pascal, Objective C , C++ rock now, Your blackberry 10 OS is build on Momentix, Pure C++, even C# is shaking good hands with xamarin and Mono... just feed your eyes on google. Answers are there.

You don scatter my brain.... Make I jejely go read for 2moro test, or make I go find trouble for anoda person whey no sabi anytin

adenuga558:
lol gangster goat #gta og loc

Awon eleyi na san andreas masters oh, u don finish GTA SA ?

king37:
Am a Master in any thing that deal with HTML & CSS, PHP, Java script, Xml, python ,Ruby, Tomcat,Xammp and wamp server, coding, Programming, App building including Android App and Apple ios, Social Network website like pinterest, Woo commerce like Amazon, Bulk Sms Website, Music and video Blog like YouTube, and the like, I will sucessfully handle all that kind of work. WhatsApp 0-9-0-3-3-1-0-4-1-3-4 to get your Work done

With that ur hello world applications, just gerarahere bro, we are not looking for code copier and pasters

gimakon:
Best advice i can give will be to Learn Java, and then j2me, Or Since Java is dying now and Kotlin is coming up, Study and learn That instead.
Understand how sockets in general behave and how to send and receive bytes in Java and then try to do somethings using Client and server.

Most dumb guys here who mistake themselves for programmers will just be saying the stupid crap outta things like this to discourage you, but it can be achieved, use Java or Pascal. Skype was written in Pascal.

References to Read http://www.java-samples.com/showtutorial.php?tutorialid=738 and https://anujarosha./2011/07/26/chat-application-in-j2me/

Its Not impossible. It can be done.
Good luck.

Before I vex and say vague things.... explain the term Java is dying and kotlin taking over java

Just give me the sample app and I'll get it done in 6weeks max, the duration may depend on the complexity of the app and it may exceed that duration. 08104422662 I don't joke oh, if you never get job for me, no call oh

I think on my next moves always so I can't close my eyes when kissing, I don't even like it... I always have to gain grounds by opening my eyes and always make her want more so she can easily let me in

EmekaEmeruwa:
and we want to make u our enemy.

that's fantastic !!

samyomz:
bro. I want to be an android developer.. Pls how do i start.. I have no knowledge in programming

Them go get a knowledge in programming, google is your friend

EmekaEmeruwa:
pls guy i need to go to another computer sch.can u help wit a better one?

Schools don't teach people how to program, I learn dem online

You want to build a mansion and you have no idea what a spade is..... Don't waste your time asking dummas questions.... Go to google and start your research....
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My android game launches very soon... Its going to be a success

I currently use linux elementary alongside with windows 10.... Its just like apple ios.... But wait, can't somebody install offline apps ?

jamb20s:
The voting apk is online and working perfectly .......

The mobile cbt is offline nd also working perfectly too

Do you rilli know Agbeniga Musefiu Oyebamiji? i saw that youtube link and remembered him, he wrote one sms sending snippet for me years back

jamb20s:
90k 4 weeks

Whatsapp : 07063945876

TrimmyTech : https://github.com/trimmytech/projects

that your voting apk is it offline demo or online? what about that mobile cbt?

Hellllo peepz, i need a young guy that has a clear voice, and can record in a very silent environment. If you can't afford the studio(not even reccommended) just mail me @ topefunofficial@gmail.com you will record a kinda short soccer comentary, it isn't that long, i am working on an android game that i just felt that it needs comments. if youre interested, mail me up! or reply this thread

^^^the guy above me tho, an expert in 8languagess, write a java syntax that sleeps a thread for 500milli sec and make sure the exception is caught.

OP, i am not a lagos based programmer SO i ain't gonna apply. Asta lavista

500K non negociable!!

MR OP, lemme be clear with u, for that idea of yours to become a reality, ignore my joke above and start reasearching about what language to use and how to dig and get it done. Any software that says you can build without a line of code will flood your poorly built app with adverts!! Thats my advice sir. nod

You don't need coding bro, just take codeine and youre going to see yourself build games like gta and asphalt using notepad++ and a compiler only.

I know this project is very possible but remember we are all Nigerians afterall, i did something like this for Nacoss in my skul, i took me time to finish this, let me break down what i did.

Authentication: i actually registered all computer science student all by myself (matrci number and surname), s6o there was no registration button at all, after that, rugged student start stealing id cards of comp sci student so that they can just login with surname and matric no, that was how i implemented an sms api that will send you a verification code to ur phone number to be used on an encrypted page but voting may still continue and if you don't use that verification code in a minute or two, account we opened will self destruct and vote will be reversed. Afther that, students who know that user1 will vote for their opponent, they will login to user1 account to self destroy it. Mehn, my eyes saw hell dat day as the developer of the software, buh i thank God, it waz a success. so considering INEC software, bleaap!

jtenna:
Lol. SMH

OK bro, just fvck off with ur brother's app, make enough money for i don't care!!

Who qbasic epp?

Module module
Sub Main
Dim a AS Integer
Dim b AS Integer
Dim c AS Double
Dim ans AS Double
c = 0.5;
Print To find circumfrence of a circle, enter height;
Input a$
Print please enter the base;
Input b$
ans = c * b * a;
Print 'the answer is ' ans;
End Sub
End Module

Pardon me if my syntax is not 100% correct, i did this in 100level in skul even without having a laptop and i don't think am going back to it, infact, i don't like the language.

Youre going to need a working database for this. and a logged session. is google not working in ur area? better make a research my guy, it gon be lyk this
<?php

//lets say i have connfcted the sql. pl
$id=$_SESSION['USER'];

//this will get id of the user stored in a session dpdp

// a db to select n*me from user where id="$id"
this will fetch only name, then rep the name with $name

//then replace the hello user with hello $name

Pardon my typing and bad syntax, i am typing with a small tecno phone that has no clear button

dhtml18:
Right now if you want to do domain on godaddy, change the currency to pounds. By the time you finish the transaction, you will see that the billing will come to N2,900 or thereabouts. But if you leave it in dollars - well, 5,000 - 6,000 it is.
I hope this tip will save someone's life. . . .

Bro, i just need somefin 4rm u, can you add me on fb, i gat a lot to ask you. my id is /codedtopefun or search for OT Rebirth on fb. i also have tips on who the owner of gdevit is, i know the true owner of boomshakala is, sir you have to add me. PS, I am not a scammer oh, i'm just a young programmer who needs a mentor