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Vanillaskin:
Wait let me get this straight, so a woman was having sex with her lover and for no reason turned into a snake and for no reason again, waited to be photographed and took her time to even strike a pose .
You really expect me to believe this piece of crap

Lolx...
1. It was stated in d stranger-than-fiction story that the lady had sublimed b4 they arrived back at the hotel with d police and potential spectators..so no need to get fussed up ova dat pix..it was thr for commercial reasons obviously

2. On the oda hand..the journalist who reported dis story told one solid lie from the pit of hell...
U(journalist) claimed and swore this apund b4 ur very eyes and most of ur paragraphs began with ..
"according to the man"..
"According to WHAT HE REPORTED"..
" The man said"..
Azzin...dat journalist dude needs some quality pontius-pilate kinda caning session...
Aw cud u av been a witness to a story u were probably called to cover when the snake bae must av vanished ?..
A point u further disproved by reportin ur story with respect to the man's statement..only !!

Thank God I went to school and know how a witness report is bein constructed..nonsense !! ..
Bae..forget mata for their mathias jaree..

photoshoot:
Lol, figured almost everything out

Oho..nice !!
So which one(s) were tough on u stil?

Fabulocity:
My eyes are turning

Lol..lazy U..try harder

25 - 28

21 - 24

17 - 20

13 - 16

9 - 12

5 - 8

No need for stories ..!!
Pictures speak..





Let's see how many u were able to figure out
??

PushPlay:
I don't read this story before na!

Bros..abeg try dey read the tinz wey u type b4 pushin submit button biko..
U dnt wanna knw aw many times I had to read ur comment to finally autocorrect am mentally..

nnamdi1993:
lolz...mayb hm no dey am well na. My elder bros dey give me my way. I respect dem n dey respect me.cus dey knw wat i can do. Baba tank God for ur younger sibling,u av a gud one

Haha..na to dey fear u remain ooo..
In ur case..I go tok say "thank God for ur older sibling" chey?..lolz



#make I kash U

nnamdi1993:
ok...tank ja am nt your younger bro. And being ur younger bro no mean say hm no fit beat u ooo.it was neva stated dat its a must dat d senior always beats d junior.if i b ur younger bro.u go jst wake up one morning men go ccum move u

Lolz...u knw ..my bro once attempted what u juz said...way back...

tonio2wo:
China people go eat shít and say its beneficial.

Lolz..and their body fresh pass anything

MasterEmmanu3l:
First of, I commend u "checking" ur watch and calculating the time it took for me to post a reply cuz I was minding my biz...it makes me feel special tho' all that calculation for me? *sobs* Hope u didn't hurt ur brain that bad.
Cookies are meant to be dry from a movie? Nope, but research! (Something u suck at)

BTW, your interpretation of the time calc thingy is wrong. Research into Time calculation- Difference- Also, I was forced to throw the cookie. The ants deserved it better than u do. They researched its sugar content and came for it!

Hmmm..I knw u r tryin so hard to be elusive and funny at same time..lolz..
*sobs*...dude..it aint workin mahn..
a plan B??
*checks wristwatch*..
Bro..1hr bou to elapse...

Tick.
Tock.
Tick.
Tock.
Tick.
Tock.

Stil waitin !!!

#8 Eggs boiled in urine coming from young boys are considered to be a delicacy.
Another weird recipe highly appreciated by Chinese people. These types of eggs are usually prepared in the spring, and they are deemed to bring a set of benefits to the health, and as well to taste exceptional.

#7 The air in Beijing is so polluted that it is safer to be a smoker in a clean country.
If you think smoking is bad, try living in Beijing. One day spent in the city is similar to smoking 21 cigarettes. So don’t be surprised seeing people wearing surgical masks over there.

#6 China is the place where the longest traffic jam ever happened.
If you think a half a day jam is a scene taken from a horror movie, how about being stuck in traffic for 12 days? It happened in China, where a 62 miles long jam formed, and cars used to advance only about a mile every day. That can really be a bummer.

#1 China is using all of its forests to make disposable
chopsticks.

Yes, China has the smallest territory covered in forests,
which is only about 20%. This is because they used the 80%
to make 80 billion pairs of chopsticks every year, which are
disposed of after the meal is done. You can imagine the high
number of trees that suffer because of that.
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#2 Rich people send their look-alikes to prison for them.

The wealthy people in China found an ingenious way to
serve time in jail. They hire a look-alike person to serve the
imprisonment time in their place. You never thought that is
possible, did you? Well, it is true, and it is a very widespread
phenomenon also.
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#3 A Chinese Christian cult believe Jesus is a woman
that still lives in China.

A theory that most Christian followers are not acquainted
with is promoted by a Christian cult in China. They believe
that a female, who goes by the name “Almighty God”, live in
China, and it is the impersonation of Jesus.
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#4 Unmarried women that exceed the age of 20 are
considered to be “leftovers.”.

If this isn’t awkward, then it is at least rude. “Leftover
women” is the term used in China to describe the women
that are well over the age of 20, who are not married yet.
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#5 Soldiers wear pins pointed to their chin in the
shirt’s collar.

We all know military service is not easy, but having pins in the
neck collar is a bit too much. In China, soldiers wear pins,
with the pointy end towards their chin, for training. It is
meant to keep their head up and stop them from falling
asleep.
A slight doze-off to the side?..Ouch !!!..the pin alerts you..lol

tracyfemmmm:
This story is stupid. Most men are wicked because they think they can get away with it not because their wives are not caring enough. This is just a useless attempt to blame the women in anything concerning the wellbeing of the marriage.

Mehn...u really spit venom..
Vector needs to feature u in a song..u go juz vent out ur anger on nice punchlines...
Haba..azzin...I see U..I see EMOTIONAL FRUSTRATION

MasterEmmanu3l:
Sorry I could not make the 1hr limit, probably 'cuz I was minding my own business and not posting someone else's write up, even leaving out the redirecting link(Bad You! Lack of research!).

Now, for the last time, u still want the cookie? Which by the way, the ants are having their way on 2/5th of it..probably something you share in common with them- Not minding their one business...but I guess they need to feed...as do(did) u.

*checks wristwatch*
Erm..it took 12hrs 44mins for ur brain to come up wit a composition that turned out useless anyways..
U been tryin to so hard to evade the question with ur dry cookie joke...I guess it's ur new pickup line from a movie..
Ur research turned out futile I guess..
Awrrgh...sowi bro...ok..I gv u 1 more hour...
Am in a gud mood today...#cheers

stevolinkon40:
Etisalat Unlimited BB10 PLAN too sweet..

Guy abeg drop ur bbm or whatsapp contact mk we yarn

pweetylivia:
child abuse

Too bad bae..u used a term u dnt even undastand..
Lemme help u reason..clearly..

*who's the child bein abused?..

*what is the form of abuse?..
*who's the abuser?



A rhetorical question awaits U

MasterEmmanu3l:
How about I bath and feed you while I'm at it? I gave u the site....make ur research, Sir.

Still, hopefully, for the last time; do you want the cookie or not?

Bros..u seem to be void of further defence tactics..if thr was anywhr or anythin the story was deemed fictitious..I would av told u sinx..
So stil kip hold of that cookie with u(u might end up eatin it afterall)...and go do the research urself..while I wait
*sits back & chews kola*
U av 1hr max.

nnamdi1993:
c ehn,it gets to an age ,u parents r suppose to also giv u ur respect.u not retaliating is a sign of respect bcus if na anoda elderly pesin wey wan do dat tin,wit dat ur anger u fit do wetin d pesin no go like,i wld dodge if i can n i wld hold d hand if i can,na d one wey cum my hand dat time i go do.

Lolz..the day u do dat to my mom as my younger sibling, in my presence..
Bro ..I'll personally hold dat tot in ur head with quantum punches to ur sori face

MasterEmmanu3l:

I can see u r butthurt.

The said Author made up the Story! I said it never happened to you (OP! OP! OP!). So u still want that cookie?

*yawns*
Kindly state here..with cited quotations wherein ur author claims the story neva apund..

nnamdi1993:
On no account,i repeat on no account shld u lay a finger on any of ur parents,i understand quarrels, sometimes u say hurtful tins to dem etc,all dis r understandable bt neva u lay a finger,no mata wat. D only time u can touch her is to hold her hand if she wan slap or touch u bt dnt do same

I'm not tryna judge u..but personally I fink it's a grave tin to hold ur mother's hand wen bou to slap u..gross disrespect as far as I'm concerned..
The best to do is dodge it..#MyOpinion

MasterEmmanu3l:
Cookie?



FYI, I read it all too well. And yet another FYI, it's actually a story from Yourtango- A work of an expert Author. *clicks tongue*

So if u know and read so well...dat I stated it did not happen to me..
What was the reason for ur aptless comment in d first place?
But u initially claimed the story never happened..now u realize it was from an an expert author..
There's a reason u ava brain..let it direct the works of ur hand and mouth..

MasterEmmanu3l:
In Today's episode of "Things that never actually happened to OP but said for urge of attention"

Egbon..if u read well..the first line stated that it dint happen to me..
Don't let cheap antagonism contaminate ur reasoning capabilities...smh

newsphase:
that makes you more of an ignoramus.... dating a girl for 7yrs+ and then dumping her later on.... In the end what does she call you her ex.....

I don't know how you daffodils see relationship.... but still I am right no guy or boy would date a girl for 7yrs+ without putting a ring on it... except that guy is you

Lolz...I'm obviously in a needless debate with a prejudging and immature-minded dude..#caseclosed
Nice meeting U