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Romance › There Are Only 8 Types Of N.ipples by 0ubenji(op):
1. THE SUPERNUMARARY NIPPLES.
Some folks have an extra nip! Which means good luck(as I'd like to think)
They can appear as full nipples, or as moles.

2. THE HAIRY NIPPLES.
Everyone has hair follicles around their nips, but some have
more than others. It's okay to pluck them, but be gentle!
You SO don't want an ingrown nip hair.

3. THE BUMPY NIPPLES.
Bumps around a nipple? Ain't no thing!
Those are your Montgomery glands. They can look like
whiteheads.
In fact, I long assumed mine were. You can even squeeze
dead skin cells from them, but don't, you don't want to risk a glandular infection.

4. THE UNILATERAL INVERTED NIPPLES
Unilaterally inverted nipples are nips that are always happy
to see you.
Expect them to wink in greeting, constantly.
This is totally normal

OYA BABES WHICH ONE BE UNA OWN?..#Truth/Dare

Romance › Re: "Ghosting" A Cheap Break-up Method..why Do We Do It ? by 0ubenji(op): 12:10pm On Jul 09, 2016
TrapQueen77:
cool OK I know I've Been ghosting few times but they deserved it...coz once I caught them lying, I considered it as done deal...I don't need further explanations from a liar coz surely my ears will juz bleed listening to their fvckd up excuses..
What if ur conclusion happens to av come from misconception on ur part..?
Makes one appear silly and selfish u knw?
Romance › "Ghosting" A Cheap Break-up Method..why Do We Do It ? by 0ubenji(op): 11:37am On Jul 09, 2016
Ghosting is the word used to describe a break-up that never actually happens. . It’s when two people are in a relationship and then one person just vanishes without a trace –no call, no text, no explanation. It’s being dumped without actually being told you’re being dumped, leaving you to get the hint (and hope that you’re actually being dumped and something horrible didn’t just happen to the person). It’s not necessarily a new phenomenon, though the term is quickly catching on and becoming part of our lexicon. Generally, I think we can agree ghosting is a crappy thing to do to someone. If a person has dedicated any amount of their time to being in a relationship with you, the respectful thing to do is to let them know you’re not interested. When I was ghosted, it was confusing, humiliating and enraging. If you’re mature enough to enter into a relationship with someone, you should be mature enough to end that relationship when you no longer want to be in it. It’s cowardly. No one likes having hard conversations or hurting anyone’s feelings. Breaking up with someone sucks, regardless of the circumstances. But being an adult means doing the right thing, even if that thing is hard. For instance, when someone experiences radio silence from a person they had been dating, they might be worried that something bad might have happened to them. It’s an unfair burden to put on someone, especially since it can be easily rectified with a simple text message saying, “Hey, I don’t think we should see each other any more”. Relationships are never simple and break-ups suck, no matter how you slice it. But in this digital age, where connecting with someone is as easy as pushing a button, there’s rarely a good excuse to just disappear on them.
Celebrities › KEMI OLUNLOYO Disowned By Her Father by 0ubenji(op): 11:08am On Jul 09, 2016
Ibadan - Former Oyo State Governor, Omololu Olunloyo, has denounced his daughter, Kemi Olunloyo, for her controversial posts on the different social media.
The former governor revealed that his daughter had a history of mental illness and several efforts by the family and other well-wishers to moderate her erratic behavior have been unproductive. He described the statements credited to Kemi as “utterly irresponsible”, “libellous” and “repeatedly painful” while apologising to everyone who had been attacked by his daughter. Kemi had in one of her controversial posts described the General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG) Pastor Enoch Adeboye as a murderer.
She recently alleged that top actor, Jide Kosoko, killed his three wives for rituals. Kemi later came out to say that one of Prince Jide Kosoko and late Henrietta Kosoko’s children threatened her after her tweet calling for the investigation of Jide over his wife’s death. She had also posted controversial posts about former president Olusegun Obasanjo, Bishop Oyedepo, Bainca Ojukwu, Olamide and many other celebs. The former governor’s daughter had also accused her dad of raping her.
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Omololu-olunloyo Apologizes To Celebrities, Quits Journalism by 0ubenji(m): 12:57pm On Jul 08, 2016
Tolexander:
color ko, number ni!
Haha..wicked MAn..
Y u no juz correct the poor guy jeje rather than throw such epic jibe at him...lolz
Politics › Re: Umahi Presents 2016 Prado Suvs To Members Of House Of Assembly by 0ubenji(m): 12:52pm On Jul 08, 2016
meforyou1:
Such big and expensive cars in the midst of poverty. Misplaced governance
Hmmn..the next inevitable tin we'll hear very soon is "No money to pay workers salary"..smh
This Gov. Is usin dis nonsense as a diversion course on a grand scheme to loot to the oblivion of the unsuspectin public
Politics › Re: $15b Deals: I’m Ready For Trial, Says Ex-nsa Dasuki by 0ubenji(m): 12:43pm On Jul 08, 2016
$15billion OR $1.5billion ??
I advise Both the MOD that moved dis to fp and the OP to consult ur sources well.
Politics › Re: Opposition Protests Will Make Me More Popular – Fayose by 0ubenji(m): 12:39pm On Jul 08, 2016
Yea rite..more popular in prison
Romance › Re: Am Scared,she Just Gives it To Me No Strings Attached. by 0ubenji(m): 12:38pm On Jul 08, 2016
cyberguy72:
6mths
Hmmn..ok.. U neva ansa d second questn in my prior comment oo
Phones › Re: Must Read Blackberry Ends Manufacturing Of Its Classic Smartphone Http:/// by 0ubenji(m): 12:36pm On Jul 08, 2016
Long overdue
Romance › Re: Am Scared,she Just Gives it To Me No Strings Attached. by 0ubenji(m): 12:27pm On Jul 08, 2016
cyberguy72:
e don tay oo
Bro..I knw Y I dey ask..I've been neck-deep in dis sort of shii b4 nd not totally cut loose yet..
Juz gv an idea..1yr, 3yrs, 6mths etc
And this supposed Tfare u gv her occassionally..na beta bar?...
Letz say like 2k upwards..
Romance › Re: Am Scared,she Just Gives it To Me No Strings Attached. by 0ubenji(m): 12:19pm On Jul 08, 2016
Hmmn..how long has this F**kationship been goin on nywayz??
Education › Re: Madonna University Increases Her Tuition Fees - Pic by 0ubenji(m): 12:14pm On Jul 08, 2016
lucyhelp:
How much do worker earn to pay that amount for a child? God save us.
Parents dat EARN, dnt pay dis kinda useless fees mehn.
Only 2 kinda parents affords dis ridiculous fees anyways..
1. The ones that MAKE MONEY.
2. The ones that LOOT MONEY
Politics › Re: Fayose Admits To Buying Properties Of N1.35 Bilion by 0ubenji(m): 6:57am On Jul 08, 2016
Goddex:
[size=13pt]This Sahara reporters is just one ass piece of junk. This is not how to do journalism. You don't your news in such glaringly biased form.

By the way, what is #138m that somebody like Fayose cannot afford?
[/size]
Plz itz not #138mil..buh #1.35billion..biko read well
Education › Re: Why Is Pidgin English Not Taught Officially In Nigeria? by 0ubenji(m): 6:45am On Jul 08, 2016
They suppose fit allow am.. Fitn't dey?..yes dem fit.
Celebrities › Re: Celebrity Section Complaints/Suggestions Thread by 0ubenji(m): 2:27pm On Jul 07, 2016
Same here...I wonder what the issue is
Politics › PMB Is God's Blessing To Nigeria - OSHIOMOLE by 0ubenji(op): 11:03am On Jul 07, 2016
Edo State Governor, Adams Oshiomole while entertaining some Muslims in the state during the Eid Mubarak Ceremony yesterday, July 6th said that God loves Nigeria so much he had to make Buhari President at this time in Nigeria’s history.
“We have to thank Allah for making it possible for Buhari to emerge. God so loves Nigeria that he brought Buhari at this time. If Buhari had not come, we will not know why the Nigeria government failed to tackle Boko Haram. They are now confessing like witches” he said . According to Oshiomole, the vengeance of God has fallen on PDP and he said it can be seen in the confusion that has trailed the leadership of the party in recent times.
Sports › Portugal Is Not All About Me - RONALDO by 0ubenji(op): 10:52am On Jul 07, 2016
Portugal star Cristiano Ronaldo insists there is more to his team than just him, but never doubted they could reach the Euro 2016 final. The Real Madrid forward opened the scoring with a header before setting up Nani in a 2-0 victory over Wales in Lyon on Wednesday. Ronaldo always felt such a run was possible for Fernando Santos’ men, who won in regulation for the first time at the tournament. “We believe everything is possible in football,” he said. “Personally speaking, I am very happy. This is something that I wanted after winning the Champions League. “I believed in my heart we would go far in the Euros. Maybe it didn’t start off as well as we wanted it to but this is not a 100 metres dash, this is a marathon. “We got past the group stages to the knockout stages. “When you think of Nani, Renato [Sanches] and [Ricardo] Quaresma who has also scored, so we’re all a team. Portugal is not all about me.”
Music/Radio › Re: NIGERIAN TOP 10 Rappers Of All Time by 0ubenji(op): 10:38am On Jul 07, 2016
DesChyko:
If you consider the definition of rock hard core rap at its best, you may single out Vector as the realest deal. And there's no Jesse Jags, what the hell? Sauce Kid? Phyno's definitely the king of indigenous rap cool
I quite share same view with u on vector..but u seem nt to care bou dagrin wen u careless stated phyno as 'king of indigenous rap'
Music/Radio › NIGERIAN TOP 10 Rappers Of All Time by 0ubenji(op): 10:24am On Jul 07, 2016
Music station, Nigezie has put together a list of the top
10 Nigerian rappers of all time.
According to them, the evolution of rap music in Nigeria has
seen major input from the contributions of indigenous
rappers like Dagrin, Olamide and Illbliss who have raised
the bar in the rap game as well as being able to successfully
commercialize the rap game.
Over the years, there has been several arguments about
which Nigerian rapper is the greatest and Nigezie with this
list tries to put the most controversial music industry topics
of all time.
The list takes into account the influence and impact of
Nigerian rap artists in the music industry.

See their top ten rappers of all time below:
Eldee.
Ice Prince.
M.I Abaga.
Modenine.
Vector.
Phyno.
Olamide.
Bouqui.
Ruggedman.
Dagrin.

Do you agree with the list?
Romance › Re: PHCN Gone Awol by 0ubenji(op): 10:10am On Jul 07, 2016
Jorussia:
I have light here (Benin city),since 11pm yesterday. Its 11 straight hours now,and it has only be interrupted once for about 30mins.3weeks of no power in your area will definitely be as a major fault in your vicinity. The light has been bad for sometime now.No Distribution company will interrupt power for 3 weeks,expect there is major fault in that particular area.
Na wa oo..
Some parts of Kogi and Niger...2wks and stil countin thr too..
Romance › PHCN Gone Awol by 0ubenji(op): 9:56am On Jul 07, 2016
Mornin folks, I am sure a large number of NLers domiciled in different parts of naija feels the scourge of this darkness we've been all too familiar with.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I put on my Gen literally evri night to escape the DARK AGES naija is gradually slippin into.. The mata don reach stage wey be say..weneva I put off my gen..I no dey bother switch the power change-over to NEPA (phcn) again..coz I neva expect the light from fashola any longer... The last time I saw light without Gen for here na 3wks nd stil countin... I juz wanna be sure I'm stil in Nigeria coz my situation for here don pass be careful.. WHEN LAST U SEE LIGHT FOR UR SIDE ??
Romance › Re: The Nairaland Ban by 0ubenji(op): 9:10am On Jul 07, 2016
schumastic:
I would prefer they have an appeal mode were one can appeal for his or her ban and if the mode sees need for the ban to be reverse, then he can do that n serve a warning to the person appealing by asking him or her to take down her post..if they see it as a stressfull work, I won't mind to be the appeal mode. recently I got banned for no reason, without breaking any of the rule..
Now that is a major shortcoming of NL which I addressed earlier...
some sort of civilized barbarism to me..
How wud a MOD feel when a police officer arrests him/her without being charged wit a crime...
These are the non-existent 'check & balances' that leaves room for possible practices of aristocracy amongst these MODs
Politics › PHCN Gone Awol by 0ubenji(op): 8:51am On Jul 07, 2016
Mornin folks,
I am sure a large number of NLers domiciled in different parts of naija feels the scourge of this darkness we've been all too familiar with..
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I put on my Gen literally evri night to escape the DARK AGES naija is gradually slippin into..
The mata don reach stage wey be say..weneva I put off my gen..I no dey bother switch the power change-over to NEPA(phcn) again..coz I neva expect the light from fashola any longer...
The last time I saw light without Gen for here na 3wks nd stil countin...
I juz wanna be sure I'm stil in Nigeria coz my situation for here don pass be careful..
WHEN LAST U SEE LIGHT FOR UR SIDE ??
Culture › Re: Emir Of Katsina And His Entourage Admiring A London Traffic Light In 1933. by 0ubenji(m): 8:29am On Jul 07, 2016
They were tryna figure out if it cud be used to announce evenin prayers back at home in katsina..so dey cud do some purchasing or pilfery.
Romance › Re: Wedding Night Sex After Marriage by 0ubenji(m): 8:25am On Jul 07, 2016
Gud write up..but I, for one, finks the "wedding nite sex" thingy is hyped mehn..
Irrespective of my indulgence in premarital sex or not..
I dnt concur to the archaic ritual..
I'd juz go wit d flow on that nite..sex may/may nt be involved..
Business › Re: Skye Bank Customers In Panic Withdrawal Over Jonathan's Loss by 0ubenji(m): 8:17am On Jul 07, 2016
dejirule:
Thanks for the feedback. I am not a journalist though.
Uwc Sir...I criticize constructively..

Journalism is not wholly the job of a journalist..
U av a nice piece up thr..

Biko don't waste it.
..kindly modify by adding a composition to it for comprehension' sakes..
Sports › Re: 2016 Fifa Ballon D'or Winner by 0ubenji(m): 8:13am On Jul 07, 2016
Badosqi:
Ballon dor candidates :

1. Cristiano Ronaldo
++ European Trophy (UCL)
++ UCL Topscorer 16 goals
++ Laliga 35 goals
UCL all time topscorer
and a possible
FifaCWC Trophy
Uefa Super cup
Euro Trophy
Euro topscorer
Euro all time topscorer
Competing for 2nd to 4th spot :


2. Suarez
+ domestic Trophy (laliga)
++ Laliga Topscorer 40
- UCL only 8 goals


3. Lewandowski
+ domestic Trophy (bundesliga)
++ Bundesliga Topscorer 30
- UCL only 9 goals


4. Zlatan
+ domestic trophy (Ligue1)
++ Ligue1 Topscorer 38 goals
-- UCL only 5 goals


Where's messi ? he's competing with vardy, benzema and neymar for 5th to 9th spot


5. Messi
+ domestic trophy (laliga)
+ laliga 26 goals
-- UCL only 6 goals


6. Benzema
++ European trophy (UCL)
+ laliga 24 goals
-- UCL only 4 goals


7. Neymar
+ domestic trophy (laliga)
+ laliga 24 goals
--- UCL only 3 goals


8. Jamie Vardy
+ domestic trophy (EPL)
+ EPL 24 goals


9. Bale
++ European trophy (UCL)
--- no UCL goals
and a possible FifaCWC trophy
Competing for 10th and 11th


10. Higuain
++ Serie A Topscorer 36 goals


11. Kane
+ EPL topscorer 25 goals


12. Eduardo Vargas
+ copa america topscorer


13. Griezman
Potential euro topscorer and Euro trophy
+ laliga 22 goals
-- UCL only 7 goals
----------------------

Copa america in the last 30years
1st rated team : Argentina, Brazil
2nd rated team : Uruguay, Chile, Mexico
3rd rated team : the rest
Euro in the last 30 years
1st rated team : Germany, Italy, England, Holland, Spain, France
2nd rated team : Croatia, Portugal, Belgium, Sweden, Czech
3rd rated team : the rest

Conclusion : for the last 30 years Euro is always harder than Copa. Failure to win Copa with brazil or argentina, is considered flop of the year. congrat for lionel flopessy. he is nothing without barca. even with barca this season he is declining fast.
U need some introspection

Business › Re: CBN Advises Nigerians Against Panic Withdrawals, Says Banks Are Not In Distress by 0ubenji(m): 7:59am On Jul 07, 2016
Very funny.. Would they av told us dey were in distress?.. Nonsense.. Datz how savannah bank nearly wrecked my mum(of blessed memory) da year...
Business › Re: Skye Bank Customers In Panic Withdrawal Over Jonathan's Loss by 0ubenji(m): 7:56am On Jul 07, 2016
aeronot:
How can news of last year be posted today? What kind of silly confusion is this piece trying to create?
I tire
An addendum of some sort cud av helped as a corroborative report to this archived piece..
U jux offloaded somtin here nd told ur readers -"Go figure"..

This is lame journalism mehn..
Politics › Re: New Nnpc Gmd Fires 15 Top Staff: 14 Of Them From The South by 0ubenji(m): 7:38pm On Jul 06, 2016
Mk u guys atleast chillax first...til we c d peeps wey go replace these sacked ones...
Politics › Re: (video) NEPA Decides To Acquire Soundproof Generator. Shame!!! by 0ubenji(m): 6:46pm On Jul 06, 2016
Mehn..hopeless... Lolz..as in..juz fogerrit

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