almondjoy:

His abitlity to maintain a solid erection while he helps me get rid of ma muscle cramps when I have "over-extended" my old and tired legs in "certain compromising positions". This can last like 10-15 minutes and that "soldier" is still marking time and standing at a glorious attention at intervals! To him "the show must go on"! Come rain, come shine ooooooooooooooooooh! Cramp or no cramp. . .I can 't even fake common cramps like I used to. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Hmmmmm. . . .that one na "major achievement" o. Maintaining an erection for 10-15 minutes. I'm reading between the lines here. Don't tell me Mr AJ is "powered" by Pfizer Inc.

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Hmmmmm. . . .that one na "major achievement" o. Maintaining an erection for 10-15 minutes. I'm reading between the lines here. Don't tell me Mr AJ is "powered" by Pfizer Inc.

Whatever!   Don't be jealous! Sometimes the sight of a flaming hot, half eaten, ripened, juicy, bulging and engorged P**** works wonders! He never loses sight of that while curing the cramps. Thinking of "unfinished business"! Thank God for steroids!

@AJ

I no dey laugh o.My time will soon come. Most men suffer erectile dysfunction of one kind or the other as they age.

I used to be able to get an erection within seconds of coming,but now,it takes longer. One day too,my girl will be singing praises that I managed to maintain an erection for 10-15 minutes.

Sex no suppose last for more than 2 minutes sha.Na women dey cause all this wahala.

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@AJ

I no dey laugh o.My time will soon come. Most men suffer erectile dysfunction of one kind or the other as they age.

I used to be able to get an erection within seconds of coming,but now,it takes longer. One day too,my girl will be singing praises that I managed to maintain an erection for 10-15 minutes.

Sex no suppose last for more than 2 minutes sha.Na women dey cause all this wahala.

The reason I say make una marry early! Your time to soon pass! Especially by spending dog years on Nairaland! The longer the better. . . .the lady would have reached "Jerusalem and Mecca" while you are still waiting to board your plane.

Two minutes? I hope you get the 2 minute woman that matches you. . .if you be ma man, I for don send you go nursing home to meet your mates there!

@AJ

Mba!You got all it all wrong.The trick is to marry at the first sign of serious problems down there.Now the thing dey work very well,I no suppose tie myself down in marriage.I shall use my sword to conquer for now!

As for the minutes.Haba,as man dey age,with stress of work and kids,una suppose understand na. Besides,na us dey do most of the work so una no understand.All you people do is to be moaning loudly and scraping your nails into the man's flesh like you dey "mark your territory" for another woman to see.

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@AJ

Mba!You got all it all wrong.

The trick is to marry at the first sign of serious problems down there.Now the thing dey work very well,I no suppose tie myself down in marriage.I shall use my sword to conquer for now!

As for the minutes.Haba,as man dey age,with stress of work and kids,una suppose understand na. Besides,na us dey do most of the work so una no understand.All you people do is to be moaning loudly and scraping your nails into the man's flesh like you dey "mark your territory" for another woman to see.

I see! Okay. . . I am so sorry for you! You are a bloody joker! We shall see! Which woman will put up with a "bum equipment" all for love. Please just make sure you have a lot of money to compensate. . .she can use it on one dashing "chaffeur" for UK with you yonder!

Then you will be looking for one 15 year old to wake up your dead "Lazarus"!

No hope I say!

@almondjoy
shuo! sofri sofri ooooo

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@almondjoy
shuo! sofri sofri ooooo

Na wetin?

@Topic

The way he holds me while I sit on him naked.  He guides ma waist and bum-bum in his strong masculine hands ever so gently and then with increasing momentum so I can feel like the best rodeo queen that Mexico can't even boast of!  

Then he gently catches me when I am falling off the cliff.



What a lover!  "The Gbisher King"!



_{Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!  Can't wait for this weekend!}

na wa o. Marriage sweet o.

na wa o. Marriage sweet o.

wetin u dey wait for

nothing ooooo

The way he mows the lawn.

I woke up this afternoon to see a wonderfully manicured landcape of green lawn and perfect flower hedges. He knows I love the "lawn" well fertilized, hydrated, trimmed and hedged.


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm! He has all the right equipment too!

Compliment of the day my name papa jerry
i think i like your profile,and i believe am all wat you need,i we like to chat with you online,
you can meet at my yahoo messenger papache_jay@yahoo.com

like i said,nothing trips me

Everything about her , I dont have one to point out , all about her is just , her stature , her lips, her backside shape, her smile , d way she frank her face when she's mad about someffin (I love d luk at that moment), lol,