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Lashifon: no one seems to mention ALIAS....if u hv not watched ALIAS...u are so 2000 and late...u nid to see sidney bristow and marshal flinkman in action.....ALIAS still remain my best followed by GAME OF THRONES

i enjoyed it but it's too fictional

The ones i enjoyed

The Mentalist
The Walking DEAD
Game of thrones
24
Prison Break
The Unit

Heyliesha: ...hope u no wan die young....leave her alone 4 me ...na beg i dey beg.....#notakeam personal

both of u Ar just joking... na me oh

drnairalov: this again happened with ma Boss daughter baby is fine oo, but the gal just ddnt wanna look at ma syde at all, well she begged me to follow her to her friends house, I thought it waz a girl oo, just 4 me to get dere nd i saw one fine guy..d hug she gave him ehn, of course she introduced me as a friend, #friendzone!!!! cut long story short dey were busy chattn nd watchn a movie me waz just playing with my phone , den d momma of d guy asked d gal if she cud pound yam..she said "yes but she wasnt feeling too strong" to cut long story short


she sha begged me to help her pound yam for her boyfriend's parents....I went to do it..pounding the yam nd d boi no even say thank you.. while dey were doing lovey divey in d sittn room..*crying cold world!! well it is all 4 love!!

I shed my sympathy for u oh this got to be the silliest thing everr

shakur07: Lwkmd oh ...!bur bro if u wan cee ha pant tell ha to snap it and send it to yhu nao @least u will b happy

I sure say u understand d oda meaning of seeing a girls pant...

Faith93: Good morning err'1...please to Some of u guys I'd appreciate it if u stop following me on this thread..I was only trying to be funny..and for your infos that's nt my picture..BIKO MAkE UNA NO FOLLOW ME AGAIN...tnxz.!

Faith... I think I no u from somewhere tho... just like the way u talk... developing another silly NL crush sha

I suddenly meet my old time classmate on Facebook. I chatted with d chick...i had a crush on her. Told me her fone got spoilt and I promised to buy her a new one when she returned from school. I bought it ..we dated like 2 weeks...then all of a sudden I lost interest in the girl. fone go,pant I no see..

[quote author=Nuzo']Whether political or not, this goes along way to the saying:

"Every disappointment is a blessing"

That lady if properly identified can rake in over N500k from nairaland alone....not to talk of the Nigerian public, various charity organization and women support group.[/quote]you just said my mind

domack99: The LED has been there since morning, just keep refreshing it might come up again

i dey hope so oh

even the Led TV wey I wan buy Jumia now says SOLD Out... why put just 1pc of an item on stock on a day like this... nonsense

drnairalov: one movie I cant forget is Diamond ring..Teju babyface nd liz benson..only the 90s wud remember dis movie, such a great movie...nollywood was an industry dat tyme , great acting nd directing, dat film is better dan most films produced nau

I remember this movie...when I watch am dat year I fear like mad

My most embarrassing moment...okay we went to lounge at a hotel. my buddy and I..so he was with his babe in d room while I was downstairs with my harp bottles and eating suya...dat day was friday n dere was club dat nite.so I left to d inner bar...
the female bar attendant first warned me to leave but I ignored...by dat tym I don high

next 5 mins I vomited there in d inner bar... mehn d lady ran abuses and curses on me...then she cleaned d mess... I was so embarrassed....

later dat nite...na small remain make guys break bottle for my head for d club sef

so touching...

Carsonv: Everybody's saying Invest Invest Invest!!! Invest in what I must ask...nobody actually knows what to invest in with 3M on this thread!

For me sha, I'll gladly take the 3M and go buy meself a gravel truck, wear by shorts, sit beside d driver n get to work. 9months tops I'll get meself another truck. And next five years...do the maths!

Btw I have a 1st class BEng certificate o! I hate that certificate pass anything ryt now...

my brother how come u hate d first class u work like crazy to get

rman: Pls, how old are you?

When did 3M become large sum? Your statement will only be appropriate if it is coming from a JSS student.

Your reasons for choosing 75K option is so childish it is unbelievable.

seconded!

Ogetogeo: Not at Ikeja but Ojo.

where in ojo??

emperorizzy: yes, but FL commando requires you to buy credits, any way around that?

I play front line commando and got like 3.9 million glu credit...to me dat dead trigger na waste of data... game got graphics but not fun

do u have an outlet at Ikeja...luv d piece but can I really trust d solar thing...

scoring 9/13...not bad sha

@op; nice write up

teem & super-bite

[quote author=sambo4all@yahoo.com]whre exactly re u, iam intrested[/quote]I stay near lasu,ojo but I can come down to Ikeja

I am planning to get an LG led tv ...how much will it cost I guess half d price??

please someone shud help me upload his nandroid backup that I can use to port back to stock ROM for a+

please how to do I return to my stock ROM...I ported to melting rock 3...unfortunately my backup was not complete...now I Want to return to my stock rom...please post tutorial or thread to help me. thanks

I no fit o..

Faith93: plaese leave type of my chat..am nt funny gal.m.I jst want advice men nd gal..and pple insult me here..and there...wat I do gor this..is nt first tym I put chat for nairaland..aaam jjst try friendly to people..bbbut am not allowed and nobody even care for me..darmhumphry sori I live nw..and am nt goin to bbe back for here again...I'll miss u' all of..but mk I go..since pple have hate me too much here..I feel bad it no fair..Bye bye friendship

lwkmd

mencade6: my guy, come let me advice you as a brother, let go of that gal. She is a player, she doesnt value, the distance between you and her as destroyed your relationship. I am telling you to forget her, wetin dey worry you for head sef? That your girl is pure runs gal, a big liar, a player, an ashawo.
As my brother, i want you to delete her number, tell yourself its over with her. The truth is if you never ffffuuukkc that girl you are just a signboard to her. Abeg, no kill yourself for any gal, they are not worth you ooo.
the other call is from a guy that is baaanging and fffuuking her pu.ci very well and everyday. Its the truth. I want make d tin pain make u wise up. ''they say, he who he loves he scold''.
When a girl is with u she is yours, when she is gone she belongs to all the men. Toto no dey read meter, d tin no get gauge or measurement. Leave her! Leave her!! Leave her!!! I have done my best for you. Bye and goodluck

lwtmb

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Truth be told, most girls consider it a privilege to have given you their phone number or pin .
You need to understand the way a woman thinks before you can handle her.

So internet slangs have taken over, change it and stop complaining!!
A guy chats with me with silly shorthand, i ask him to stop. If he doesn't, i stop responding. Easy.

If you're tripping for a girl and hate the way she writes and yet refuse to tell her cos u dont wanna lose points, then you're stupid(sorry to say).[/quote]I must agree with u here... if u ar a guy just try to change ur bbm name to a female one... like sexy diva or whateva... then distribute ur pin on fb and co... d way guys will be disturbin u for boring chats sef...

Na u go run... so u can't blame d girls... but I have few female frnds that I can chat with for 3hours straight and it will still be exciting

I quit chattin with any girl both on bbm, whatsapp, 2go and facebook...d only time they knw how to chat well is wen they want sometin from u... rubbish. ..even my chick kno say I no get time for bullshit...

who be dis smellos chick?

Hello, I intend to use EMS to ship out some of my imported goods to their buyers in places like PH, onitsha, warri, inside and outside Lagos, how do I do a secure pay on delivery. it seems a lot of people ar skeptical about paying for goods that they av not seen...

if you av any idea on how to do this please drop it here...