KarmaMod:

Um david it depends on where you go

A good majority of black american men don't have common sense/decency. even mother with children are called out with sorts of pathetic lines

That's why I hate Harlem & Brooklyn. Doenst matter the kind of woman walking around, they will always have something to yell.

So all that "oh it's because you girls are cheap looking" or whatever bulllhit reason you guys want to come up with doesnt fly ok?

You have a point, i just havent heard these "pick-up lines" since i was a teen.
You like a woman then meet her and try striking up a real conversation that isnt all corny and patronising.

Well i suggest you all start avoiding those places where they call you "bay-bay" and treat you like a piece of meat.

Find me a cheaper place to fix my braids and I'll definitely avoid Harlem.

onyinye2:

for me i constantly hear "What it do shawty? you looking real good in them jeans today. You know me and my boys having a little get together later on tonight. Why don't you swing them pretty hips ova' and we can get to know each other"

Let me guess - this guy cant be more than 20 and is no more responsible than a 6 yr old?

what it do shawty!!!  

Ok, eldee, Oyinye just proofed that sometimes it's the chick that attracts the immature guys.

Oyinye darling,
dnt tell me u fell for that line.

stillwater:

That's true.

Women also have their whorish ways of saying the dumbest thang to men. . . .

How about this one?? "Are you a parking ticket? You got fine written all over you"!!!
Pathetic.

KarmaMod:

Find me a cheaper place to fix my braids and I'll definitely avoid Harlem.

Lagos  

Even worse. I've heard "You will be the mother of my kids" in Surulere.

Hm. Seems like someone's been watching Family Guy on repeat

@POST
For me, this line got to me
"Hey baby, are you available for some lick"? (only god knows what that meant)

Who's a shawty?  

KarmaMod:

Even worse. I've heard "You will be the mother of my kids" in Surulere.

Wear a burqa.

Gold*Finch:

Ok, eldee, Oyinye just proofed that sometimes it's the chick that attracts the immature guys.

Oyinye darling,
dnt tell me u fell for that line.

not for a chance do i EVER fall for such a line. and it so ridiculous. he knows he has no chance but still seems so confident. but it is not all the time i have been thrown such a pick up line.

Gold*Finch:

Not all the time.
Mostly, a girl is called "African Queen" because she's black

It's either what the dude learned from a friend or what he learned from the media.
Like someone said, the "A bay bay" song.

oka, "A bay bay" is a southern term. more used in New Orleans. so i use the term and my friends do too, even guys.

Gold*Finch:

Ok, eldee, Oyinye just proofed that sometimes it's the chick that attracts the immature guys.

Exactly . . . why will sumone be asking you to come to his shubz if you don't look like a ' '?

burqa ko, gele ni.

davidylan:

Let me guess - this guy can't be more than 20 and is no more responsible than a 6 yr old?

what it do shawty!!!

Don't tell me u believe that too??
Me think she's been watchin way too much rap videos and Yo mommas TV shows
because that line sounds exactly like sum Lloyd and Lil Flips track?. . . . . . . .Its too awkward and pathetic to be real to me.

She lives in The South where such pathetic lines were even made. What's not to believe?

The Sly:

Don't tell me u believe that too??
Me think she's been watchin way too much rap videos and Yo mommas TV shows
because that line sounds exactly like sum Lloyd and Lil Flips track?. . . . . . . .Its too awkward and pathetic to be real to me.

you obviously havent been to the south in the states. im not saying all guys talk like this but them wannabe cassanovas do.

KarmaMod:

She lives in The South where such pathetic lines were even made. What's not to believe?

back again i see. still hating on the south.

question is what does Onyinye herself act like? sometimes you attract the pick-up lines you get.

Hannibal:

Women also have their whorish ways of saying the dumbest thang to men. . . .

How about this one?? "Are you a parking ticket? You got fine written all over you"!!!
Pathetic.

The last thing I would do is compliment a guy, if he likes let him be James Bond

KarmaMod:

She lives in The South where such pathetic lines were even made. What's not to believe?

WORD!!!

Fact 1
Crap chics get crap lines

Fact 2
Lines you get also say a lot bout where you live

stillwater:

The last thing I would do is compliment a guy, if he likes let him be James Bond

What if he's Keanu Reeves??

eldee:


Fact 1
Crap chics get crap lines

So what do you consider to be good lines eldee?

Hannibal:

What if he's Keanu Reeves??

I won't either.

davidylan:

question is what does Onyinye herself act like? sometimes you attract the pick-up lines you get.

if you suggesting if i act like a tramp, umm NO!! guys just see a girl and throw what they know at her no matter how she acts.

eldee:

WORD!!!

Fact 1
Crap chics get crap lines

Fact 2
Lines you get also say a lot bout where you live

you guys leave the south alone. seriously. it didnt DO anything to you so SHUT IT!! and it is crappy guys who give crappy lines.

eldee:

WORD!!!

Fact 1
Crap chics get crap lines

Fact 2
Lines you get also say a lot bout where you live

False, false, false!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hannibal: Women also have their whorish ways of saying the dumbest thang to men. . . .

How about this one?? "Are you a parking ticket?   You got fine written all over you"!!!
Pathetic.

Try, I misplaced my number, can I get yours

onyinye2:

you guys leave the south alone. seriously. it didnt DO anything to you so SHUT IT!! and it is crappy guys who give crappy lines.

I don't give an eff if it's A-town or Ajegunle
You get the lamest lines from crap areas . . . c'est finis

stillwater:

False, false, false!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tested and Proven FACT

stillwater:

I won't either.

I don't believe u.

eldee:


Fact 1
Crap chics get crap lines

Fact 2
Lines you get also say a lot bout where you live

I disagree with u there.
Geezers would say all kinda stuffs to women irrespective of their class, age, skin colour or height.
The thang is. . . . Men have their own different methods of getting the attention of em ladies.
Everyone just sticks to their formular. . . . sometimes it works, sometimes it backfires.

eldee:

Try, I misplaced my number, can I get yours

Who the heck says stuff like this Anyone who uses these lines has no shame

Hannibal:



I disagree with u there.
Geezers would say all kind of stuffs to women irrespective of their class, age, skin colour or height.
The thang is. . . . Men have their own different methods of getting the attention of em ladies.
Everyone just sticks to their formular. . . . sometimes it works, sometimes it backfires.

yes, it doesn't matter if you are from the south, naija, i dont care if you live in the freaking swamps in Australia, you stick to what works for you. so Eldee stop judging a place that you have never been to.

Why are all these Southern women such hot-heads

O ga o.

Even when you agree with them they go crazy.

Perhaps its the weather

onyinye2:

you obviously havent been to the south in the states. im not saying all guys talk like this but them wannabe cassanovas do.

Na wah for them in the souths ooo
No wonder you lot come to Nairaland to vent your angers on 'em guys up here about how they are wicked,Deadly e.t.c
I'm sure this Funmi lives in the Ghettoest part of the South too. . . . . .Ekpele ooo
What it do ko. . . . . . .what it cook ni. . . . . .

What it do with southern shawtys? Why they be swearing e'ery minute like they been shot?

syren:

So what do you consider to be good lines eldee?

I don't use pick-up lines

Hannibal:

I disagree with u there.
Geezers would say all kind of stuffs to women irrespective of their class, age, skin colour or height.
The thang is. . . . Men have their own different methods of getting the attention of em ladies.
Everyone just sticks to their formular. . . . sometimes it works, sometimes it backfires.

If you encounter the 'Ay bae bae' type all the time, what does that say bout ur endz?

onyinye2:

yes, it doesn't matter if you are from the south, naija, i don't care if you live in the freaking swamps in Australia, you stick to what works for you. so Eldee stop judging a place that you have never been to.

I don't have to go to Peckham to know it's rough
I don't need to go to Ajegunle to know it's crappy
Do I need to go to A-town to know it's a ghetto?