seems like the south of most places are sketchy. South of The States, South London.

O ga.

KarmaMod:

Why are all these Southern women such hot-heads

O ga o.

Even when you agree with them they go crazy.

Perhaps its the weather

you remind me of my teenagers. whenever they are in an arguement that they are losing in, they start to attack the person just so they can some how gain control. or intimidate them. but it usually ends in them losing and looking like a jackass. so please keep your insults out. there is no need to bring them here. it just seems quit childish on your part.

The Sly:

Na wah for them in the souths ooo
No wonder you lot come to Nairaland to vent your angers on 'em guys up here about how they are wicked,Deadly e.t.c
I'm sure this Funmi lives in the Ghettoest part of the South too. . . . . .Ekpele ooo
What it do ko. . . . . . .what it cook ni. . . . . .

The Sly. . . just be quiet. seriously. you have no idea what you are talking about.

eldee:

Try, I misplaced my number, can I get yours

Thats lame. . . . . . .
U lost ur number, call ur freaking mobile fone operator!!!

What about this. . . . .I lost my virginity, can i have urs??

Onyinye na wa o. With this temper of yours we should change your name to Sheniqua.

who's losing what? where's the battle? The Civil War is over honey and in case you've forgotten. WE WON.

The same South you are screaming for is the same place where you have SEGREGATED proms in the 21st century.

Go and sit down. Lighten Up and stop taking everything so damn serious. Geez

Hannibal:

Thats lame. . . . . . .
You lost your number, call your freaking mobile phone operator!!!

What about this. . . . .I lost my virginity, can i have urs??

We might soon start hearing that one now

What won't you hear at Odeon?

KarmaMod:

seems like the south of most places are sketchy. South of The States, South London.

O ga.

What of South Africa? And Southern Nigeria

davidylan:

Onyinye na wa o. With this temper of yours we should change your name to Sheniqua.

wow that was so unnecessary. seriously you guys really need to stop with the insults. you guys watch way to much television for your own good. so just because a woman's name is Sheniqua, she gotta be loud and ghetto? yal need to stop with the stereotyping.

@ eldee

you are only seeing the Atlanta on television. you havent seen it all. question, how would yal feel if an American were to say that "I never been to Africa but i know it is nothing but lions and jungles. and people just live in bushes."??

South Africa is also trash.

Southern Nigeria is fine

onyinye2:


The Sly. . . just be quiet. seriously. you have no idea what you are talking about.

Shut up!
Who the *_*_ *do you think you are talking to??

Oyinye,
Aren't you in Texas?

Just wondering what kind of pick up line they come up with over there.

With the cows and all.

Just wondering Don't mind me, I'm just curious

eldee:

We might soon start hearing that one now

What won't you hear at Odeon?

I have heard this before but guess where. . . . . Dirrrrrty dirrrrrrty South!!!!

U go to Odeon??
I heard Showcase is the best in the capital.
They got plenty of dinner-whores crawling everywhere.
Once a gurl brushes into u, saying i am so sorry. . . . . . . She's marked u as her target!!!

onyinye2:

wow that was so unnecessary. seriously you guys really need to stop with the insults. you guys watch way to much television for your own good. so just because a woman's name is Sheniqua, she gotta be loud and ghetto? yal need to stop with the stereotyping.

Calm down haba. I suppose everyone else, like me, simply comes here to unwind and have fun. You seem to take everything like a crusade you must pursue . . . some faceless fellow calls u sheniqua and you want to break your computer screen?   I can't help you replace it o Tameka.

Lord help your husband.  

Let me give u a pick-up line o jare, maybe you will fall for me - what it do shawty?

I don't believe u.

Whatever.

Gold*Finch:

Oyinye,
Aren't you in Texas?

Just wondering what kind of pick up line they come up with over there.

With the cows and all.

Just wondering Don't mind me, I'm just curious

hahaha. You're not serious

Hannibal:

What about this. . . . .I lost my virginity, can i have urs??

What else do you expect to hear when you hang out in the red light district  

Gold*Finch:

Oyinye,
Aren't you in Texas?

Just wondering what kind of pick up line they come up with over there.

With the cows and all.

Just wondering Don't mind me, I'm just curious

Yal watch too much television. Texas is not just cows and farms. that is just a small portion of the ENTIRE state. it has cites and sites just like any other place. no one walks around in cow boy boots and stray hats. and besides, we get the same pick up lines the have all over the west coast and the south.

I hear incest is legal in Texas

90% of the population compromises of retards

Yal watch too much television. Texas is not just cows and farms. that is just a small portion of the ENTIRE state. it has cites and sites just like any other place. no one walks around in cow boy boots and stray hats. and besides, we get the same pick up lines the have all over the west coast and the south.

Hmm, actually, I don't watch that much TV.
But thanks for the info.

Anyways, you still didn't answer my question.

What are the pickup lines you get there?

syren:

What else do you expect to hear when you hang out in the red light district  

There are nasty women everywhere. . . . . it doesn't have to be the Red Light District.
These days, they have taken it to the church. . . .
Afterall, a sister told me the Lord revealed me in her dreams in a Nigerian church!!!!
How about that for a pick-up line.

Eldee has plenty church gists. . . . . Pinch him and u would hear loadz.

Texas pick up line - shawty . . . you be looking like my pet cow that i lost.

KarmaMod:

I hear incest is legal in Texas

90% of the population compromises of retards

I wont advise goats to stay in Texas. . . . . . . Let alone my worst enemy!

onyinye2:

@ eldee

you are only seeing the Atlanta on television. you havent seen it all. question, how would yal feel if an American were to say that "I never been to Africa but i know it is nothing but lions and jungles. and people just live in bushes."??

I won't mind na . . . I'll simply tell him it's not bushes but corrupt policemen are everywhere
And that rigging elections is no big deal . . . where I'm from

I just don't know how to lie

Hannibal:

I have heard this before but guess where. . . . . Dirrrrrty dirrrrrrty South!!!!

You go to Odeon??
I heard Showcase is the best in the capital.
They got plenty of dinner-whores crawling everywhere.
Once a girl brushes into u, saying i am so sorry. . . . . . . She's marked u as her target!!!

Hehehe . . . why do you think I'm managing my Odeon like that
Go to Apollo West End . . . those one don't do pick-up lines
They do winner takes all . . . highest bidder

Gold*Finch:

Hmm, actually, I don't watch that much TV.
But thanks for the info.

Anyways, you still didn't answer my question.

What are the pickup lines you get there?

umm well, it depends on what kind of guy who are being talked to.

KarmaMod:

I hear incest is legal in Texas

90% of the population compromises of retards

so sad.

davidylan:

Texas pick up line - shawty . . . you be looking like my pet cow that i lost.

even sadder

The Sly:

I wont advise goats to stay in Texas. . . . . . . Let alone my worst enemy!

oh gawd.

onyinye2:

Yal watch too much television. Texas is not just cows and farms. that is just a small portion of the ENTIRE state. it has cites and sites just like any other place. no one walks around in cow boy boots and stray hats. and besides, we get the same pick up lines the have all over the west coast and the south.

Texas is nice!!!
Better than most states i have been to in the US . . . .  
However, it depends on where u stay in the state so come clean and lets seperate the chaff from the wheat.

Why onyinye2? why are you always in a sour mood?

She really doesnt know how to take a joke

So many Nigerians live in Texas, if it was as horrible as weve been jesting, you really think they'd live there?

Lighten Up chid. You're not even 20 yet. want wrinkles?

umm well, it depends on what kind of guy who are being talked to.

ok, can you give me a pick up line you've received? another one?
do you ever get "hey baby, do you want to be my cow so I can milk you real good? and show you a nice time?"


Don't mind those agbayas they're just jealous they don't get that kind of pick up line.

davidylan:

Why onyinye2? why are you always in a sour mood?

not sour, just blunt.

Hannibal:

Texas is nice!!!
Better than most states i have been to in the US . . . .
However, it depends on where u stay in the state so come clean and lets seperate the chaff from the wheat.

I stay at the best city, HOUSTON!! where the city is hot and the people are hotter. but dallas is okay too.

@karma
ehhhhrm, she says she's 22 or is it 21?
big girl

Excuse me bebe!!

O baby, wats up??

Excuse me but your face looks familiar, have we met??

Excuse me but your face looks familiar, have we met??

how many times have I heard this before?

Hannibal:

There are nasty women everywhere. . . . . it doesn't have to be the Red Light District.
These days, they have taken it to the church. . . .
Afterall, a sister told me the Lord revealed me in her dreams in a Nigerian church!!!!
How about that for a pick-up line.

Eldee has plenty church gists. . . . . Pinch him and u would hear loadz.

Church now is competing with the cinemas ohhh
And don't just make the mistake of going to a singles meeting
How will God reveal you to five sexy women??

onyinye2:

not sour, just blunt.

I stay at the best city, HOUSTON!! where the city is hot and the people are hotter. but dallas is okay too.

Then where do you get 'em lines from?
Aight confess now . . . no one used 'em on you
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