₦airaland Forum

Franklyspeakin:
I hope the government puts in its very best to quell insecurity. The uprising is getting too much.
Na play play revolution dey take start ooo

Boss,
Something is gonnna happen soon.

Thank you Nairalander’s. Abeg we need to start providing assistance for our online warriors.


We need more informations on this very particular guy. James Nwafor


His place of birth
Parents
Siblings

Details about his wife
Patents
Siblings


With the above details,we are sure to get this guy.

Just listened to the voice of the Pa that lost his child and also paid 1.5M Naira.

Let’s get him ......

We are the online FBI

Our online CIA

Even if you are local Olofofo... expand your listening area .

Thank you Nairalander’s. Abeg we need to start providing assistance for our online warriors.


We need more informations on this very particular guy.


His place of birth
Parents
Siblings

Details about his wife
Patents
Siblings


With the above details,we are sure to get this guy.

Just listened to the voice of the Pa that lost his child and also paid 1.5M Naira.

Let’s get him ......

We are the online FBI

Our online CIA

Even if you are local Olofofo... expand your listening area .

Ever8090:
E be like say she bee no gree Baba kpekus...that might be the main reason

Baba wey get more than 1M babes suppliers.


We are still living in the dark age,though.


Your side
Their side
The truth.

Ta LO Mola ..... who knows tomorrow ..... onye ma echi?

Only Baba that creates us all....



So be careful what you doing to the next man...

Missionaire:
I have actually thought of this as a possibility.
But my transaction worked that day.
I have been trying to reach the bank customer service today so I can know the exact location where the transaction was carried out.

Once I know, I'll take my next line of action.

Technology is getting advance everyday,I think they now have the ones that can approve and still skim your details.

Always use area POS..

Missionaire:
I had some money in my GTB account on the 12th of this month. When I went to use the ATM the next day on the 13th, I could only find less than 836 naira.

When I called the bank, I was told that my ATM card was used at a POS called Pay Arena for only God knows what.

This was quite surprising because my card had been with me since morning and every time. I don't do online transactions with it and have only used it for POS once and that was in August this year.

I went to the bank yesterday to fill the dispute form and was told that the issue would be sorted out in 45 days. Can you imagine??

How possible can my card be used at a POS without the card?

Some POS are clone.... just like fake websites ... the owners bought it on porpoise. Mainly to copy the details of cards inserted. It will always decline ... because it’s not real.


Once copied .... on

You are On half tank,any time wey he remember your card,you are in trouble ....


Pls be careful next time ....

Johnnyessence:
that's where Nigeria will destroyed totally. they should just start it. we are waiting for them.

Enemy wan use Baba, but baba no gree ....

ReluctantAdult:
I wasn't talking about cheating in particular. What I'm saying is, our nature as men encourages polygamy. By nature I mean our testosterone and our general attraction to females. This is also prevalent in the animal kingdom so it isn't out of place.

That doesn't suddenly disappear when men get married. Therefore staying loyal is a fight against our urges and longings and since they are inherent in us, we will always be defeated from time to time.

Our Old men dem,also do it..... so no be here he starts. But taking a lady to your matrimonial Bedroom,dem suppose talk to the bro’s...

When you can play away,why play Home ?

Marriage be like acceptance letter, U greeee or U no Greee... if you no gree JappaaaaaA

The ones that agree and accept us... Na dem be the real ones,the beautiful ones wey dem say,are not yet born.
I swear PMB get crush !

Oya take you chair, with your bottle of origins to laughs offfff my ordeal.


My best Guy come claim his ride on wedding day,from party location.

Imagine say the first call be say ... guy I need to use that ride for some cash moves.... and he cut all the flashings on the car,to everyone eyes oh....

And you he called me on the high table like,guy you don use my fuel finish. As a correct guy wey know say..... any time wey your own person Mis yawrn and show muscle...... all you need is breath down and smile...

Thanks God madam dey update to the matter of the car,na soo I call my weed dealer ...... he come with him 1984 Merci Oloye.Immediately ....... after everyone dey halla .... Oko Iyawo come and be going oh.... so you can go and rest .....

Dem don start to push the ride .... the fuel tank dey near the driver.......

So immediately the car start ... fire just blow up...... we put off the fire and still roll in that ride.... alone with my real Gees...

One of my guys shed tears !!!! I just call madam ... tell am say ... relax Baba God is preparing a big table for us ....

Come see as love sweet without money....

She works @ a super market as a cashier,she quickly got me flight ticket.......

This Mf will come and tell her all kind story.......that guy ain’t coming back.... for 1 year nothing,so imagine his upper hand with his story looking valid.

The guy own the MoneyGram center where she always send me 100$ and he would be like .... na only you dey send? You no dey receive ?

I believe Baba heard the cries of my honorable wife,not minding being a badooooo...


My people na so so shark and dolphin i dae kill.....

Na so so approval code : 00


Imagine from economy to first class and much swag.... imagine after much drynessssss ororooo come flow..... see smiling �


Everything bling and humble oh .....


Wen I come back .... my guy don sell him ride ...... I make sure I paid him with good coin..... and believe me it was a blessing to me and a curse to him.... the car he choseed with all his experience keep giving one wahala to another ... till he finally sold the ride...


Ever since,I am a one man soldier........ big respect to affiliates though .......

ariesbull:
This dude na street

Boss,
Humbly a graduate of school of hard knocks.



International course....

bolaayenimo:
Temidayo Akinsuyi, Lagos



https://www.independent.ng/fayose-merely-seeking-attention-i-wont-join-issues-with-him-makinde/

Last time ... na so dem take Cap for Chief Bola Head ... next na assassination.......

Abeg oh .... make dem leave Oshokolo oh.... we no say bros dey talk wella ....

id4sho:
This is serious

Na wettin boy picking eyes dey see be that,oh boss !

On a bright sunny day in 1993,I was seating down with some guys smoking weed. All of a sudden I heard thiefff oleeeee olleeeee baraooo.

Me and my guys moved swiftly and we saw two boys already down,from all kind of weapons and the area guys were looking for the other 2 guys.

Being a bigger bro with some international exposures,the moment I raised my hand up ... all the local champions go mellow.

I asked for what they stole and if there is any major injuries inflicted outside the cash they took and jewelries. No body is hurt,but my watch my money,even some ladies dey shout my tin ohhh ...

I called 4/5 men that got money and told them... let’s collect everything they stole and let them go with a warning they never come here again.

Some agreed and some just agree to avoid any confrontation. So guys were let go and all items were returned to the local chief, who in turn handed over the items to the original owners.

Fast forward to 2006.

Little did I know that the little boys have been groomed to be killers. Now small
Money don dey and flex don upgrade. I wan roll with my ML 320,my guy wey get bigger car said .... guy let’s use my ride and you will drive oh....

We arrived at the party and after much,we got 2 very pretty ladies with full street education. They start with plenty English,b4 me and my guy tell dem say ... our papa no send us to go school lol, na money we go read.

GBAn GBAn .... girls na informants .... they copied their guys and they came for us.

The first 4 guys, came separately ... but as soon as I saw them,I told my guy... choppers don land.

One of them cane and ask me where dey sell weed... I gave him some and gave him a bottle of whisky. He smiled but I can see he still have the determination to rob us.

He raised his shirt and all other 3 guys did the same,they asked for all valuables. I told
My guy,give them ..... one thing I now notices is their professionalism.. no beating no shooting,just command.

When they were about to leave,I called the boss,By his street name and asked if he still can remember me? He became maddd in just 1 second,and asked where.... I told him .......

We got everything back,one lady was to travel the next morning,they took her passport and ticket. When the asked me what else is mine here or for my GF,she was so courageous she said her passport and the boss Command they should give her her things.... phone,Lappy and her docs.

After the guys left.... come see the lady traveling next morning all over me. She offered me herself indirectly and later she told me ... bro’s ... na you get me till morning...

I decline oh.... and zooomed off to avoid another story in the morning.

Second time was in Niamey _ Niger republic.... some small boys just use cutlass collect one nicr watch wey I buy like 2K$. I went home sober and next monrning I saw my watch at the local joint for 20$ I jejellly bought it back....

Never argue with an armed Man,na desperate carry am come and he go do anything to go back successfully.

Prechgold1180:
I think 2015 back then in auchi
I was a final year student then
A day after my last paper , I had to leave my lodge because of my roommates unto cult issues because they belong to one cult like dat ND I v heated stories of what normally happen to cult people after last paper

So I went to stay with my friend. We were good o
Along d line something happen we had a lil misunderstanding so I go angry and prepared to leave auchi for Benin the next day

Next day early morning around 6 I got out
Went to federal road flagged down a bus after price discussed ND everything' I entered the bus
On our way the bus stopped at sch hostel gate to pick passenger who happen to be market women who were heading to ekpoma market
De driver and d woman dragged price 100 naira difference
D driver said 500 d woman wer saying 400 so man left (drivers ND shakara) thinking the women ll beg him ,
He later reversed back and ask the women numbering I think 6 to enter
The women started their own shakara
Before we know what was happening
Armed robber from know where' came out released two shots
Asin cars where still moving o d robbers no fear

Upon sighting d robbers the driver opened front door crossed the road and jumped into one bush

Me I was just inside the bus I had just 1k
500 naira note 2 and 1 50naira
And one useless phone

D robbers took money and other valuables from d women
One among the women threw one purse inside the bus close to where I was sitting I saw d purse so I helped her to hide it properly
After robbing the 6 women
The robber came to me gave me one presidential slap for no just reason

Asked me for all my money
I gave him 500 and 50 naira
The man asked if I know how to drive I said no

He just switched off the car and ran into the bush releasing shots

Five minutes after the robbery
Driver came out from bush
The market were busy crying outside one said the driver took her 150k d other said 130k do on
I brought out the purse gave it to the woman dat threw it I received thank you

4 of the market women had to go back home

When we got to Benin d driver asked me to pay him
And I replied with shebi u Nur see where them for Rob me oga money Nur dey

D man was quiet so I gained 500

But out of everything
I think it was police people dat Robb us
Ask y if u wish to know my reasons

Y

La click

Why can’t you guys just say,pls watch my video


Na so fraud dey start oh

nairavsdollars:
That's crude and barbaric from Akeredolu, charge and bail lawyer. Little wonder people say he is too arrogant

Number one rule of life ....
Know your enemy.........



Number (2)
Once discovered ..... run run run rum run

CAPSLOCKED:
HIS NAME IS "WISEMAN JESUS". YOU WOULD EXPECT HIM TO BE WISE BUT THE TRUTH IS THAT THERE'S NONE IN THE COUNTRY MORE FOOLISH THAN HE IS.

Imagine ... small beating !!!!


My sister Run oh run faster !!

Try to record him when he is on top of the mountains.

And then play your recording when he is sober,ask if he like it like that?

Ask how he feels when the kids Around laugh off at his kids ??


Just some mom and boys talk.


Turn yourself to his bar lady... when he comes back ask..... daddy make I give you one chill bottle ...... ?

Opens And serve the boss .... be there and add fun to his fun time .....


Ask questions and it shall be answered ......


You might be surprised,there is a little issue killing him.


Don’t mind my English oh..., na money my papa say make I learn ..... no be English

Mcreloaded:
If that's the case then the governor should be held responsible for the deaths and compensations paid to the family.

And the hunters we call army,should be hanged ?

EVideos:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CFzAQRGhj-B/?igshid=th6mlugub7gs

Before shipment to Naija

Zzor:
This is the kind of husband I'm looking for

God go give you ! Ameennnnnnn

I think they have this bracelet that .... reads and controlled the shock ....

Got it back in the days for my cousin ...... I have tried to remember the name ....

If I do or come across any details ... I let you know .


Get well !!

HML. Anything that makes you happy !


Some people go comment,forgetting say this na internet.

If you get people like her,that you respect at home ..... pls pls


Try to choose ur words carefully...

UDOKABESTLUV:
Update From . COM

Some Nigerian Twitter users have reacted to a photo of a group of lesbians, shared on the platform, Reports.

One of the ladies, Amara, had shared the Photo with the caption As Obtained By ;

This picture is important!!! two lesbian couples in Nigeria lesbianing and loving. #whenthegaysgather

Source: BLOG

You guys don’t get the joke? Eu/USA/Canada embassy following .....


Next episode... Naija government after my life .... booommmmmm permanent residence....



Open your eyes !!!!


No be all ganja dey high......

envoymedia:
Diana Faith and her mum

See Bobby flashing @ her age ..... good bless we wey,get wetting dem dey call ... Good Mother’s ... ameennnnnnnn

Onlinealaba:
A big congrats to her, there is a reward for every labour (whatsoever) , seems Nollywood is only lucrative for the actress

Our actors,forming loyal to Madam.

I no dey there oh ....

EastGold:
Even Congo DR dey use us catch cruise?

Tinubu is coming !!!

yudee233:
You also forgot to notice that the Weed Smokers plate is empty ����

They Are arranging weed and Rizla for him ... codded

Abeg I wan ask one Kuestion,dem dey invite Africa countries to go observe EU/USA election ?

babajeje123:
Evil thrives when we refuse to talk. I believe so much in if you see something, say something. Of course, with wisdom

Our mouths no go kill us .... ameeennnn