₦airaland Forum

Meninmen:
I served in this state. Sorry to say, but Yoruba women are one of the most loose women in Nigeria. Many of their married women have no iota of shame. A married Yoruba woman can sleep with a boy young enough to be her last born.

The only state that comes close is Benue (as i was told). I have not witnessed Benue's own, but for Yoruba women, forget it.

Funny enough, most of the married women are more promiscuous than their single ladies.

Someone else,can tell better about women from your side?

BadLuckonmyGame:
your writing skill is so poor. I'm sure your spoken English is the same. I don't blame the parents. Your types are the ones giving OND and HND graduates problems.

Baba leave the English. The money skill is poor,sick and about to die.


Bros,
Ga Pata ego!!!! Go and look for $$$.

God bless your next step,cause this first one,hmmmmmmmmmm

Musa has running away to the border.

Allahu akbar ! Allah S.W.T can be felt in everything.

Pls let’s ignore any negative comments. This is Ramahdan.

QueeenKKfire:
I need an urgent answer please.

After 40 days ...... egugun must enter express !

Dem no dey tell Man, na Man dey decide for himself.

What if your destiny is to be rich,from a contact you gonna make from line of work?

If you also wan be a G,seat down and ask yourself . Are you a born G.

G men are born G men.

If you are not a born G,you are a fugazi= fake.

Grow up bro and stop being a pussy. Me self wey no go school,I dey compose diplomats..

Gbe_body eee....

maskid:
What is the account number

The one sent to ??!

Check your balance again

Lilisticlili:
Yes i received it, i am moved with tears sir, i have created a thread to appreciate you, God must bless you. You saved me from thinking about prostitution.

Sent your another token.... I am so sorry I wish I can help better ...

JasonJidenna:
It's just like a politician who engaged in vote buying and pulled a massive number of votes to beat his opponents....


1. Don't expect him to be FREE and FAIR when he is sworn in.

2. Don't expect him to deliver the DIVIDENDS of democracy.

3. Don't expect him to be FAITHFUL with public funds.

Hahahhahah Boss,
Sometime this our angels get tired of playing games. @ certain stage all they think of is retirement plans/benefits.
So if they find the right package,they flow and keep their head lowered.

Na we dey spoil dem oh .... imagine babes wey bros dey raise shoulders for after 5K transfer,she come get alert of 100K
She go just dey look bro’s the way,pilot go look Okada rider.

Buying all blockchain Btc @ 440/$

We can use doyen exchange for escrow.

Madam,nothing is wrong here oh.

Baba is attracted to your electric connections
You still turn him on,without any blinking .... = gbayi.

Leave Baba make e enjoy........ I do the same. What do you think makes Ronaldo and Messi,GOAT? = Continuous training .

Some people na like one week we need to start their engines....

irunoko:
mama e ni werey


Odun bimoshey disgrace e

Ofeke

Awa Omoluwabi Yoruba Ronu.

As a small boy,wey I be. The best thing,never talk when you are angry.

Even if person do you bad,check very well before you yarn oh. Small shit dey spoil yansh

that was 1996,I left Lagos for Oshogbo and everything went well. I left Oshogbo and arrived at OAU campus,then it was dawn on me that there is chaos in Ife.

By the time I arrived @ lagere if I am correct,everyone is running faster,than Usain Bolt.

Na so I see this cutie on Okada, she just holla at me,she said jump on this bike now! Without any egungun style,na so I jump on the bike. Was there for like 3 day’s,before they got me connected to someone who sneaked me out,to Ibadan.

Good tin is by the time I left that house,she was carrying a little angel already.

osacoin:
Come now..
Let us reason together

Abeg oh. I want to buy Btc from this bro’s..... hope am safe

Sierra Leone just confirm the first case of Covid -19.

Handsomejok:
Before marrying my wife, my business was moving well. I had an appliances big shop with full of things. I made a lots of money monthly and was able to pay all my bills and take care of my single mother and siblings without fail.

Bbut since we got married, just two months and 5 days after our marriage, my shop caught fire. I have lost almost everything only managed to save some few things, had to pay for all the damages to my landlord (the shop owner ) I’m still owning him money and I’m now renting a small shop but things are not working.

I have so much debts to pay to so many people including my previous shop landlord, can’t afford a 3 square meals, can’t afford to pay house rent, can’t afford to pay my shop rent and we have moved to my parents house.

My wife is pregnant and due in April, we haven’t bought anything for the baby. I wish never met her in my life cos she has completely destroyed my life and I have nothing left. She is evil. Haven’t confronted her cos of her condition, don’t want to add more stress to her and am waiting for her to put to bed then I will confront her and chase her away. I will keep the baby with me so she can go with her child she had before we met. I just hate her so much and I want nothing to do with her anymore.

Please what do you suggest I do?

Hello Sir,
I am glad for 1 reason,you are asking for suggestions.

I wouldn’t call you any name,’cause I am not fit,as I have my one Bleep ups.

Please relax,she might be carrying a King,some kids can come around with so many funny things before their arrivals.

But once they are here,you joy and that of your wife will know,no bound ....

Lastly: every woman is a super being.....treat them well and you will do well,ways of $ will open,and finnaly pray without end.

you also don’t know the pains she is going through,am sure she is already calling herself a witch and wished she is dead!!!!


Me I use to pray to Baba God,naked. When clothing mode no work. Baba see say this guy need attention and he send blessings.

You don’t need any pastor,you and your wife alone can move mountains.

Go back home today with smile,a piece of the cheapest meat pile and a juice of 50 Naira. Kisses Nd love. tell her how much you love her and will always do.

Try this for 1 week and tell us the result.

Also send me your account here for the last token I can afford.

May Allah S.W.T in his infinite mercies,bless you abundantly.

No mind my English,I no go school.

voltron14:
I have seen various dinosaur remains so I have no doubt they once walked the earth.

Me too. Please for those that don’t believe,because they haven’t seen it before.

Easier solution,fly Kano - Niamey. The capital city of Niger Republic. They have one dinosaur remains @ their national zoo.
The only thing dat pain me is no camera is allowed !!!

donstan18:
There's something spiritually and mentally wrong with this particular guy on blue.

Maybe a relative of the late wife.

Miffia:
Hi everyone... Good Afternoon

I will keep this brief and short.. Ignore any typographical error, please.

I have this boyfriend, we've been dating for years now. The thing is, he doesn't last long during sex, he's a 2 minutes man, as you people call it. There was a time, we had sex, less than 1 minute, yes, I mean less than a minute, just 3 or 4 thrusts and he released. He was shocked, sad and disappointed, I was shocked too. I was even the one cheering him up, not to be sad, that everything will be okay, that's not his fault, he just wore his cloth and left.

This is someone I want to marry, we will soon do our introduction and wedding, and I don't want our sex life to be boring, we are not enjoying s*x at all, and I don't want to cheat on him... We love each other so much.

Please, anybody that has experienced this before, or know how to stop it should advice me on what to do, its not making me happy neither is my boyfriend happy too

Your advice will be appreciated.. Thank You.

Dear sister,
(1) Tell boss to stop drinking anything -: Coke/ and sweet drinks.
(2) when the tank is full,fuel go throwaway easily,believe it or not,your King na sincère Man.

When ever he comes over,make sure you give him head first,relax and then hit him up with 2nd drive.

He is thinking about you and your sweetie pie so much,over sweetness Dey make am come .....

Get some local herbs,that cures quick ejaculation .

Yes yes yes . Compatibility = money = kids - Fear or Allah S.W.T..... lobataaaannnn

SecretSpy666:
I registered on this platform to tell my story and encourage other Nigerian youths who may have humble background like me, not to give up.

I did one of the craziest wedding in human history. I can’t stop laughing now as God has changed our story

COST OF THE WEDDING IN DETAIL:
Statutory marriage (court wedding) – took place in December, 2015

The court wedding was contracted at the marriage registry of Kano State, opposite Emir Sanusi’s palace, Kano municipal. Here are what I spent:
1) Wedding Certificate fee N8,000
2) Wedding ring N1,500
3) Clothes for the wedding for both of us (including sewing) N13, 600
4) Two crates of multina N5000
5) One carton of Digestive biscuit N600
6) Transport for both of us (kake napep) N200 (to and fro)

Total: N 28,900

No reception

Few invitees and no much celebrations


TRADITIONAL WEDDING:
I spent about 35,000 including clothes.

HOW IT STARTED

I was posted to Kano for my NYSC in 2014 August, Batch B. I fell in love with this beautiful lady and we had similar historical background. Before I completed my NYSC, I got admission to Bayero University for my master degree programme (march, 2015). I didn’t have what it takes for marriage and there was no help from anywhere. I really wanted to dump her and focus on my study but she never let me go.

She told me she want to go for master too, we hurriedly applied for her during the late application period, she was lucky she got admission to study community health. She took me to her parents who are based in Kaduna but are from Okrika in River state. Her parents are educated and gave me good advice and encourage us to get serious with our studies. The father told me to pay N5,000 as bride price and I spent about 30,000 for a very quiet traditional wedding.

In Kano, we live in a single room (self contain) opposite Bayero University gate, going to school together. I started a part time teaching with Al-Furkaan Science Academy with 18,000 salary and also work it for her to be teaching there too for 15,000 salary. The school management did not know that we are couple. Some teachers there were even trying to talk to her….
After our coursework, as if God was waiting for us to complete the coursework, boom!!! I was called by an agro allied company based in kano for interview. I applied online for the job. I got the job and we were both happy!!!

Three months later, my wife got a job with an NGO working in communities in Kano and Jigawa. Not long after, we moved to a two bedroom flat and got a car. We had a baby boy now and building a house in Otukpo, Benue state.

THIS IS MY TESTIMONY……
Start little and God we increase it…
I was so ashamed then and the people laughing at us them are now coming to begg us for money and support.

Now my wife is saying we should do a flamboyant, expensive, and gorgeous church wedding and invite all the people we invited during the low-key court and traditional marriage...and invite all friends, foes and all the people laughing at us at that time....

God bless you and your noble wife and her good parents.

Dem go do pass all this for ungrateful people,dem go still Bleep up ... las las .

What about going to buy husband suit,when wiffy is waiting for husband @ the mosque on the Marriage Day

Respect for the good mama dem...... God bless you all.

Kallmerb:
The sad thing about War is both sides loses

USA and Iran?
Na US go loss all sides. The only winning side in USA are the contractors.

Iranians they live like refugees everyday,suffer na everyday thing .

Iranien lives in a mud house
Yankee glass house ...

Yankee self get plenty enemies ohhhhh. And many USA friends self na fake fiends.

Eze 1 of North Korea is on stand by @ helptheiranianswithatomic

alsudaes1:
So sad, as if war is like football match that we get to watch without any harm on the players nor spectators

No empire last for ever !!! Na so history talk oh .

Nipeks:
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God bless you!!!! Increase your knowledge!

khalling2008:
If you don't believe in something that doesn't mean its not exist, for examples;
1. Those yahoo plus that receiving money from their victims, you think they used ordinary format to get the money from them, NO. They used supernatural power which consists human part, in Yoruba they called it MAYEHUN, (say and do) from that they called it blood money because it required human part to prepare the SCIENCE.

2. Some people used blood money through their business, they wants to get rich through their business from there they consult those herbalist, or Alfa or pastor, some items for the money ritual require human parts. Anything that required human part for rituals they called it blood money

And many more if I can have time to explain in details

One thing i can guarantee to you is, MAYEHUN= Fake@110%.

One day you will realize that,all Na wash!

Vortex369:
Act like a madman if you must survive with honor. Chase all of them out, including your wife. Let her beg before staying, it is the only way you can gain her trust.

God bless you Ma. Inside life _@ my own small room?

Devil self dey check if I Dey house ,b4 visiting!!!

Kick everybody out,including Madam. If she want stay,make she beg first. Except say you be,Yeye Man wey no Dey fit control ur D**k.

wizflame:
She's getting Older Now

This One Wey She Join Evangelism who Else Is Thinking What An Thinking.

Money oh
Money oh
Mo mo mo money �

nextlevel2020:
A family friend who is like brother to us in the village, gained employment in October,2002. In December, he traveled to the village to celebrate new year with his family and everyone was happy for him. In January 2003, we that were seeking employment at that time wrote application for employment and gave it to him so that he can our situations too. Guess what, when resumed to his office, he was welcomed with dismissal letter. Not too long his wife left him and he resolved to learning battery charger. Till I write, he never had second chance.

In nutshell, not everyone's lineage is villain, but there are destiny killers who are waiting patiently to strike at the edge of someone's breakthrough. May God almighty deliver us from the snare of the fowlers ijn.

Boss,
No one can kill ur destiny. If way block for Lagos and it’s time for Baba wonderful work. Baba go relocate you to Niamey,where people cry. Then make you laugh,like never before.

Keep ur hand clean and you are as good as Dangote.

Jasen1:
Why is the governor feeling like a boss in the first pic

Because Gov Na tall Man!!!

Advocate500:
he is Cumming into ur mouth.

Advocates500

Farabale..::::