₦airaland Forum

2dice01:
Honeymoon never start
Aunty don dey give Bros Uppercut


This kind lady can't breastfeed her baby for more than 4month

This na lovely woman,na this kind of woman go crack joke,when you think it’s over!

Breastfeed baby for 13 months, na your palava ! When I need bobbi and I dey see am,na easy thing .
Me self na Baby now ....

Abi na only when you need something I be baby?

Ryan03:
see how children full nairaland. You will slap her? I guess you grew up watching your dad do that to your mum. That's if you grew up with a family sef

Haaaaaaa
Judge Judy!!!!

moneyshop:
See her face like unprescribed medication.


Wedding day suppose to be joy like a graduate day. The day I graduation with First classes in English Languwage, I was very joy as if that was my wedding day.

The girl is not love the guy probably

Lol you funny die ..........

Starzo:
y will the govt do it when many of them are into the same act

Yes you are correct boss. But if we al know is scam,dem 2 go dey liberated.

uzallwell12:
Suspected ritualists nabbed with corpses of two girls in a coffin in Ogwashi-Uku community of Delta state

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/CHxAl0_jy5c/

Watch video here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxkiL5khD6s

Government should spend more money on sensitizing people,that’s this is the biggest crime against humanity and its FRAUD!

All na still scam!

The first key to a successful life is no to Baba lawo,no to Pastor and no to Imam.

The problem wey dey Pastors house ? Imam never finish his own yawa. Baba always need fowl.


Open you self! Cool that chicken foe your Mom and wait to see the blessings!

J111333:
Chai, this is how a lot of folks haff eaten away their chance of becoming millionaires.
That's a rare specie of sea turtle and could've been sold for huge amount if caught alive.

Abeg oh ... Help me tell them !

tensazangetsu20:
School na scam depends on the course O. Even some engineering courses nowadays are scam. Look at the thread and notice the courses. I bet someone with a petroleum engineering BSC MSC and PhD won't qualify for the visa. The world is changing fast and we are in a new age.

Finally school no be scam oh. If man wey go school see money,the implementation dey different from non educated partner !

Freedom77777:
As 2020 is coming to an end and due to the financial crises many people faced during the recent Pandemic,

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#OneLove.

Abeg leave our people with the small change they have for their family for Xmas.

Don’t add to our people suffering oh,so that God will not add to your own.

Haaaaa baaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Players from heaven !


I just respect them too much,imagine say na Naija

osamz007:
serves them right though

Nigerian's don’t relent. Wait and see how their will transform to successful men’s in a short time.


He maketh a way,where there seems to be no way!

seniorkachion:
It was live.

Ok ... scary

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Flog the boss, no way! I got street education and I also get the rules right.

Popsy na Major distributor for major Naija and foreign wines. = all man must need !

Mummy’s dey import woman clothes back then @ undies to nicest gown in town= all young teachers and old get their supplies for free.

Uncle dey sell weed,I mean that time wey be say. Na death sentence before family to say you dey smoke weed.

Me self come get lyrics.

One day Popsy wan try my credibility,after 3 days of no scolding.

Carry me come school,assembly dey on. Every friends and enemies dey watch, how dem go take beat Fadeyi Oloro.

Dem call the biggest guys to hold me ... 4 guys for each leg and hand.

Last last Principal show,say take that boy to my Office,I will Kill you today.

As soon we entered,he said ..... Omo boy ! People Wannsee your Bleep up!

If he begs,we call him beggar.

If he hustle dey go call am,hustler


Abeg my brothers and sisters na this kind man need donations.

But na only BBN dey get gift,imagine person wey go school pass Buhari.

Chaiiiiiiiiiiii Naija don suffer !

[quote author=mafnvn6 post=95953565][/quote]See trump people don come oh ....

Na Only Baba know those wey dey serve am.


Only God can judge!

BadBreathBoy:
What? no! I don't want to inconvenience others who might find it iritating.
I usually talk to my self in enclosure or when I don't see anyone coming so as to get some oxygen in there.

But talking anyhow in the midst of people when I know very much I have bad breath, will be so insensitive of me.
I won't even be confident enough to that no matter how I try.
Thank for your wise inputs sir.

See mature reply .... may you find healing !!

BadBreathBoy:
This guy called bad breath have haunted me all the way from primary school down to secondary and even to my university level.

I am still a young 19 years old guy at the peak of youthfulness but this guy is just ruining everything for me.
My self-esteem, public speaking skills, social life, confidence, in fact, everything has been smashed with a sledgehammer right in my face.
I have turned into an introvert because of this bad sickness but will cover it up with "Money on my mind" shït.

I have tried everything possible guys.
Below are kinds of stuff that I have tried and it is not working.

1. Visiting a dentist.
6 months ago, I took all the money I had to go over to the dentist in search of a solution. Had to wait for hours before getting attended to.
When the doctor came in, she first started with some words of encouragement.

Telling me I might not have bad breath and all, people might be thinking they have it but don't blah blah blah.
(So me that have bad breath I don't know what I am saying right?)
After much talk, she recommended flossing and cleaning.
That exercise where water passing through a tiny hole at high speeds is used to remove plaque from in between your teeth.
I had to shell out a whopping 4k for that plus the extra card of 500.
All the money I saved was gone just like that.
It didn't work!!! Bad breath still held me down.

2. Brushing twice a day. I did this for 1 week straight up without any improvement relative to the hard work put in. So I became less consistent with this. Toothpaste I have tried includes, Oral B, MyMy, Maclean, Close up, name it. Didn't work.

3. Garlic and ginger. Some persons here on Nairaland recommend that ginger and garlic can be used to drive off bad breath. The prescription was to swallow it whole before going to bed at night then brush in the morning to remove the after-effects.
I tried this for one week. Didn't work.

4. Mouthwash: I have wasted more than 4k in buying mouthwash but these things are just 2 hours wonder from the moment of application.
I get fresh breath for the time being but after like 3 to 4 hours, the bad breath keeps on coming back. Still didn't work.

5. Hydrogen peroxide: Someone also recommended I use this to chase bad breath.
It also works for sometime after which bad breath comes back. I even tried to dilute less than normal for maximum effects but the only thing I got was an irritating burn on my tongue. I am so not using this guy again!

6. Walnut: Some said walnut could be my Savior so I had to buy them in large quantity to chew but it didn't have long-term effects.
So I ditched it. I don't have money to waste as I am still a student.

7. Chewing a combination of bitter leaf, scent leaf, and guava leaves: Out of intuition, I decided to try this combination. My common sense inferred that since it was bitter, it should probably have some effects on the bacteria in my mouth. But alas! Bad breath wasn't even impressed one bit. I even had to stuff them in my pocket and chew on them while going to class. This was a big flop.
Didn't work at all.

8. Agnes Nwamma Herbal powder: I don't know what to say about this one, because it was even better that I just didn't brush for that day. Very useless in fighting off bad breath.

The funny thing that leaves my jaw-dropping is that my dad doesn't even brush, he uses a chewing stick but still has a very fresh breath than I that used mouthwash, baking powder, toothpaste and still chew the chewing stick to top that.

9. Chewing gum like Clorets, Methos: I have to be frank about these gums, they kind of aggravates the bad breath. They are simply applying salt to injury so I just stopped using them altogether.

Pls Nairalanders, help me out here. There have been lots of people who found a solution to their problem on here, so I doubt mine will be different.
Pls, I need something else to try that will not dig a hole in my pocket as I am still trying to stand on my feet.
I need a permanent solution not 3 hours wonder.

Lala pls push to the front page so I can get a large set of solutions to fight this off.

I don't want to resume school like this.
I am tired, I am weak, disheveled, exhausted, dejected, depressed, anguished, melancholic, in fact, I have tayad like this.

My confidence and esteem have been crushed by bad breath. Shyness, inability to have streamlined chat with people, playing deaf and dumb, using hand signals whilst communicating, smiling like a peacock when my opinion is required, staying away from girls, snubbing people, rejecting positions that have me talk to a crowd has taken over!!

Pls, abeg, mbok, biko, I need a solution.
A permanent one at that.

Try talking like,basket mouth, if you are too quiet,any time you open mouth... gasss go dey and fit smell ..

Moferere:
All animals are equal, but Dangote is more equal than the rest

George Moferere

kucykengz:
Nigerian escaped death in the hands of Nigerian Army after they fired him three shots. His only crime was overtaken them.

Imagine oh .... for here we dey overtake
Defense minister !!!!!



Naija for sale ... pls buy

Viral01:
Clergyman, Kenneth Copeland, laughs off news repot that Joe Biden is the 46th President of the US..
The President of the United state of America have been denying the claim that le lost the election as the media announced Joe Biden As the new President elect of the United state of America..
Click To Watch Video Below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaEyOm064Oc

Religion is like drug. Some go crazy and it heals some.

Koulture:


Anyone who thinks Trump stands a chance against biden needs to have his or her head checked.
Trump insulted the late War hero and respected republican John McCain of Arizona.
He insulted Elijah cummings of michigan and even called the state rat infested.
He insulted uk ambassador to the USA by calling him a very stupid guy.

He called US military soldiers fallen or captured losers.
He called black lives matters protesters Thugs.
He called mexicans rapists and criminals.
He referred to african countries as shitholes.
He called highly respected US general Gen. Colin powell highly overrated.
Called the much loved bernie sanders crazy.
How come republicans accepted the results for senate and house of rep. races but don't accept presidential election results that where cast on the same ballots?



I think he deserves to be a one term president,the american people have spoken through the ballot and I wonder why some dumb Nigerians living here in Nigeria thinks they know better than the american people,good riddance to bad rubbish.

God bless your knowledge. My people have a say: Agba ti o fara bale, a fara Gbegba.

Watch out for more disgrace.

I am so happy this guy can show us. That all politicians na same,from East to west.


Never too late... don’t push it too far! Don’t bring the biggest fall!

From White House to Jail

With all due respect. Did you paid your wife’s bride price ?

Silent question :

Madam Na Virgin?


You lie,Ogun kill you.

People dey here wey Sabi madam oh !

ZIINI:
That biden self Na trump second version you go see say I talk am

Na opposite oh...... Biden has been VP for 8 years.

Trump na just one Agbero wey get too
Much money.

Trump is gone.



Mugabe warned him and I quote:

Are we having a return of Goliath to our midst, who threatens the extinction of other countries?" he asked, triggering applause in the hall as two junior US diplomats listened expressionless.

"And may I say to the United States president, Mr Trump, please blow your trumpet - blow your trumpet in a musical way towards the values of unity, peace, co-operation, togetherness, dialogue, which we have always stood for and which are well-writ in our very sacred document, the Charter of the United Nations."


Trump fell like Goliath!

AngryIgboDon:
My problem is not even with the smack down but with the position of the man's face as he performed the Undertaker last ride.

How was he able to withstand the odour coming from the womans kpekus?

When the woman will be doing mouth totototototo... Nobody will remind her that she is performing smack down on the man with her mouth ....

Now see the way her head banged "Gbowaa" on the floor

Bros na murder case be that oh

Na the man get the Bleep up. You must be sure you have both of them under control.


Madam na boss
Side chick get that to her head
Don’t ever bring madam talk to side chick
good side or bad side.

Me I don get both @ arrival. But side chick at hidden mode.

Side chick @ arrival to pick items for her connects.

Madam @ arrival for everything.


Only the introduction self My wife, meet baggage officer, over that my missing baggage !!!

Iwooo baggage office, you no get mouth.


Na the way you dey yarn about Madam, go give side chick confidence to see madam face to face!

Fight Madam Kee, imposicant !!


Where is Ogun lakaye?

Na the man get the Bleep up. You must be sure you have both of them under control.


Madam na boss
Side chick get that to her head
Don’t ever bring madam talk to side chick
good side or bad side.

Me I don get both @ arrival. But side chick at hidden mode.

Side chick @ arrival to pick items for her connects.

Madam @ arrival for everything.





Na the way you dey yarn about Madam, go give side chick confidence to see madam face to face!

Fight Madam Kee, imposicant !!


Where is Ogun lakaye?

J111333:
The man had started campaigning long before his death last month and a lot of voters were unaware or too busy to notice his death.

These monkeys in Aso Rock will just be opening their mouths like crocodile without saying any reasonable thing.

I don't get mad when Lauretta Onochie talks stupidly because they are created to be talkative but I hate it when men open their mouths too often let alone talk stupidly.

As much as you think he got it wrong,abeg look from this angle.

A whole U.S.A we y dey claim to be the world best,we expect notices on bill board/local news papers/tv/radio stations to notify those that wants to vote for him, or how him take campaign?

If na INEc ... Naija go yarb us die.

Na this people start fraud,rigging, money laundering. If no be dem,how dem take get name for am?

Laughs ... enjoy your day boss.