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searchng4love:
What a beautiful way to insult a slowpoke

eherbal:
he says d he dropped them 500 metres from iyana iworo,trying to justify his wickedness. if we can stand against erring riders , it's only fair we chastise ourselves even more. what if they were robbed or worst of all killed because he wanted to drive home a point?it was an overkill,and anyone who agrees with his modus operandi is capable of murder. he doesn't have evidence of their demeanor,but they can easily prove beyond reasonable doubt that he robbed them and dropped them on the bridge. its his words against theirs.to make matters worse,he didn't report the incident. he doesn't know how lucky he is. some low watt brains are here supporting his actions .2 wrongs don't make a right.lets stop supporting wrong doings.

eherbal:
where's jesus2020 now? the last time I heard of him on Nl, he's become a psychopathic liar. an overnight success,whose girlfriend drives his car,and now travels by air. I see how you relate with him. lowlife United.

Felicity0001:
Oh mr professional what is the professional way to handle a rider who turns your car to an hotel cabin for shortrest and indirectly exposing you to danger to accident from the sexual noise disturbance, erection, and vibration

Felicity0001:
na u no normal. na ur papa get uber abi...

You needed to see the position the lady was on the guy before I pulled over. I'm very sure they already had a quickie before I stopped them. And people like you are in support of such sexual and immoral act that has the tenacity of causing a serious accident

Felicity0001:
na u no normal. na ur papa get uber abi...

You needed to see the position the lady was on the guy before I pulled over. I'm very sure they already had a quickie before I stopped them. And people like you are in support of such sexual and immoral act that has the tenacity of causing a serious accident

Seun360:
If you have a personal issue with Felicity, deal with it privately and stop spamming this thread with his mention.

Conner44:
Osibanjo?? President

TAAAAAA!!!

ordinary errand boy wey him Oga wey get eye problem go see white call am black and osibanjo go gree keep quiet??

No way oh... instead let them go and ‘mould’ another jibirin and replace the old bubu.

Meanwhile, tell felicity to drop the phone number of the love makers that he threw away on 3mb for us to ring.

If it rings ... fine

If they pick ... good

If no dialing tone or number available ... murder/missing persons case loading lol

Investorbj:
Some drivers here have inferiority complex... I am amazed.

davit:
I'm with your opinions and Felicity on this. These riders can be damn annoying. You make love in my car, menh, be ready to drop on 5th mainland bridge so far you won't listen to my warning. Arrant nonsense.

pope191:
person deh stop for 3MB?

sexylassie2:
He is a fine boy

Felicity0001:
Last Friday I ask 2riders out if my car.

Picked these two, I really dint know weather to call them couple or bf n gf but from d look they're married couple. From Farm city admiralty way lekki heading to ojodu... To cut it short.
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Along Osborn way I started hearing noises if kisses and smutches from behind...shuu!!! Inside my car I called them to order... On the 3rd mainland bridge they started again and this time it was even louder. Me! What nonsense! I just pulled over, unlocked my doors, opened my butt.

Me: Please get down of my car since you guys can behave yourselves like the adult that you're.
The guy was trying to apologies.
The stupid woman was trying to claim right by saying some words because she made the req on bolt...i just ignored her
Me: I said get down!!! This time with a more loud voice.
Rider: how do you expect us to get a ride by this time... Please na bro...
Me: I careless, get down!
I went straight to my butt while trying to pull out my wheel spiner as they hear me doing that na so them rush out thinking maybe I'm bringing a cutlass or something.

Seeing they've highlighted I just entered my car, locked goes then zoomed.

Stupid taxify riders inside this corona one nine era. That you're paying for a rider doesn't mean you should mess up my ride which is my holy temple that I depend on to feed my family.

Useless things.

Felicity0001:
A brother to a fool. I salute

Goodgod213:
You actually sound like a baby. You talk too much as a man shiioor

yommie007:
Corona virus is reducing activity in Lagos.

Started my day around 10am after the usual Thursday sanitation. The 1st trip took me to unilag. Na so the movie start ooo.... 2.3x surge around there.... and I waited patiently at fagunwa hall. Bang, a request came; 1.9x 90+ minutes destination trip.
My phone rang afterwards;
Me: hello
Rider: where are you (me wey dey vex for that kind response overlooked because of the superior 1.9x factor)
Me: fagunwa
Rider: ok, I'll be with you in 2 minutes.
Me rush go buy Pepsi and rite..... I look to check the countdown time..... omo I just saw RIDER CANCELED.
Immediately, my phone rang,
Rider: pls sorry I had to cancel because I need to wait for someone.
Me: no wahala.
20 seconds later, another request came and it was same rider but with no surge this time.
Rider: hello, where are you?
Me: same place I told you earlier
Rider: pls come pick me, I'm ready now
Me: (pick kill you there, you use style avoid surge abi) where am I taking you to?
Rider: giwa
Me: where's that?
Rider: after fagba
Me: nibo, I'm not sure i want to start my day with such trip. Pls cancel and reorder.
Rider: it will still bring me to you.
Me: don't worry i already went offline.
Na so I japa.... later got 1.7x to sabo and the rest was history........ found myself in toyin Ikeja.... the major movie show oo.
A trip of 1.2x surge with a yoruba name
Got to the pick up and guess what I saw......
A Chinese oooo, covered with all gadgets and having bags.
For my mind i say yes I yaff enter finally.
I drove close to him and i saw my details on his phone, na there i weak. The 1st thing that came thru m mind was STIGMATIZATION... had to adopt some verses from the holy book and I accepted my fate.
Rider: pls can I keep my stuff at the back?
Me: sure (i started trip and it was VI that i just came from to Ikeja)
Rider; thanks
Me: (grabbed my bottle of sanitizer) do you mind?
Rider: sure
Me: (you for refuse make I change am for you na)

The next thing was, the rider reduced the AC to the minimum saying his not too okay. I swear fear gripped me immediately. I switched of the radio and started monitoring every sound, especially his breathing pattern. I swear his breathing pattern was like that of an owl. He was struggling to breathe.
B4 I got to ziatech road the guy held the left part of his chest. I began to pray inside me oo.
The next thing I heard from him was; after drinking something from a vacuum stainless cup..
Rider: do you have bluetooth?
Me: yes I do. Its x8 you can connect.
To cut all the long story short, I drove on a free 3MB at 70km the max. I was cautious not to swerve the steering wheel so he wont even shift his body.
His cough episodes gave me vibrations that 3310 couldn't compete with. Immediately I dropped him, omo na every 5 mins sanitizer oo. Belt and handles. The only rider I picked afterwards sat at the back and ended the day and washed the car and clean the interior.

May God bless us all.
NB: if you must work, pls be mentally alert and pls be conscious and cautious abeg. The thing real oo.

shollywendy1:
Please i know you guys can equally help me mount pressure on this babe i picked from olugborogan olusesi road by conservation park dropped her off at seaside estate badore. She has refused to transfer my money(N1500) as promised since lastweek wednesday. I shld have brought her case here since then but lastweek topic here was hot.
Please oooo, help a brother. Her name is winifred obi .+2348166697043.
This one has not yet paid ooo. I don give up but dey pain me
But i go check on her at the pick up point one day.

SaintHilary:
PROS: ● If you will be driving it yourself, you'd definitely make "some" money [not like the #CorollaGeng though.

●You go light oven tire for the hustle pass Tojahh with such car

●LuxuryDriverNg (Driverprenure) drives a Mercedes and he's still Alive and Hustling

●You'll be hardly stoped by LASTMA n Co, also you wont have the "Na Uber" tag

CONS"

●I dey come I won light oven...

Felicity0001:
Get LG V20 it's within 27-30k you will still have change to buy small nokia torchlight phone and do subscription for a month

dru23:
Sexylassie , I beg I want discuss something drop your number or email make we talk joor

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Lol

As much as we all look equal on a faceless forum, I still know that Dru is older than me,both in age, achievements and others

It's just a way of respecting people bro.

No ofeeeeeensse [/color]

pope191:
Spend money to come me, u will b d one to send transport, not dat I have send oo... But right now I am fasting and codedruns is not where ordinary eyes enter... We need someone that can check her pix out

izzou:
[color=royalblue]There's no where I said Adenuga did not work his asss off

There is no where I said Adenuga has not paid his dues

There is no where I said anything demeaning about him. Your long quotes makes no meaning for now, sir

My point is, Adenuga doesn't stay in his office till 1am everyday. A very big lie, and forever will it remain a big lie.

And how you guys come here to say Drivers are lazy and all that is not my business. Everyone is entitled to his opinion. I do not want to involve myself with that argument

That said, Good morning my oga[/color]

sexylassie:
i dont want to be mischievous but i hardly believe any of your stories.

so how many years did you serve in the military, which branch of the military did you serve? what was your rank and when did you retire?

you are now a instrumentation and controls engineer in the oil and gas industry
you are a uber driver
an ex military man
you been to more than 10 countries outside Nigeria

now, you have meet the number one Schneider Knx programmer, what is his name, i will like to know more about him.

nwanne, suffering they killin us softly.

tojahh:
Please add pepper soup

tojahh:
Why do I feel this is an alternate?

Smhaykins:
Ur contact abeg