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Monkeyprick:
Do you suspect that he was a kidnapper, VIO /Lastma / CBD agent or was it just a random check?

MZrapper:
5-seconds man.
Awuuuu.

mazinaija:
mind you angry Igbo man is not totally right...he has limited knowledge of Lagos street.
For instance if you are taking a trip to marina,only drop off your rider at oando or any of the car park,but make sure your rider pays for car park.
For pick up at marina, direct your rider to meet you at oando... For Tinubu square direct your rider to meet at CBN. Anywhere other than that,you must be very smart and bold to do it. You can also do your pick up at kakawa and in front of first bank

SarkinYarki:
David Lyon was with TB Joshua on Tuesday and TB didn't inform him about the gathering dark cloud ..

Monkeyprick:
Can you not let this bloke come back and stir up dirty arguments on this thread?
He's moved on with his life. Been here, done that stuff and he got a Keke Marwa out of it. Good for him!
Whatever happens to his investment is none of our concern. Infact, i like the way he has mellow ever since he got the tricycle, that's to tell you, he's got other things to chase.

oblozzolawrence:
baba Uber accept cars from year 2000 - 2020 mind you dem no Dy accept any model from 2021, while bolt is from year 2003 upward as long as ur car get AC, radio, and she dey neat and she get 4 doors, yhu are good to go...watever car yhu won use, if you like use Benz, or corona virus doesn't matter the product.

OmoOshodi:
drink some water and read the whole story again...Bolt app messing up
...available passed toll gate more than 4 times today non showed at the end of the trip

eyinola:
keep dropping expo

streetsoldier1:
Not even police stopped my peuy 407!!!

wiseoneking:
Imagine this stupid write up., reallly too childish

OmoOshodi:
Without surge back to lekki from the same place I delivered her package....the rider even did not collect change after paying 4k

dru23:
When I started this uber business . I refuse to join the bandwagon of the Toyota madness. I wonder how many civics and elantras they have stop... it is always good to never follow crowd or bandwagon... My civics and Elantra just dey pass VIO and thieves without harassment... I need some applause

GAZZUZZ:
I guess it is best one or more of you volunteer to pass through a VIO check point to see if the story is true or not.

Who will bell the cat?

Mispreeti:
Thanks. I will call my dad first thing in the morning. I’m so shocked dt he doesn’t even care about his son laying sick in d hospital with a heart problem n all he cares about is to sleep wiv me

pope191:
Boss u need to understand, its not that I'm olosho's advocate, but most times they can't comfortably walk in those gown's and hill's, even sweat will destroy dia foundation. Boss do you know how many minutes it take fix eye lashes? Or get the right mascara? We need to understand that drivers and oloshos have symbiotic relationship, so let's create more room to accommodate each other. Lemmi come and b going

Babadee, please I apologise on her behalf, for the stress and damage.

dru23:
Just because we disagree, does not mean we can't do business if the business is right for both parties.

Prince3:
Lol @logra. don't know if u are looking out for me genuinely or mockingly so I can have my own share of experience, though have already had experience cause I have drove for sometime. but whichever it is thanks man for looking out. And thanks for the advice, believe me I take note of the good and bad side of the hustle, most especially the bad side. So I won't be taking by surprised, since I am working not only day but also midnight (12am to 4am). Abeg no attack me @bolded o, just teasing.
Plus thanks Dru for having me in mind...

Prince3:
And how is that my business but one u should know "you are of no importance to even ur family" you are a disgrace to father's in general.
I might not be of any importance to you but know it, my post alone is a threat to u and that alone proves alot to me. Animal. As old as you claim, all u know best is to banter word with a little kid, infact your mumu the smell. I wish I could see you in person to see how stupid u look. Street Buffon like u. Pls old man, bring it on.

Prince3:
And how is that my business but one u should know "you are of no importance to even ur family" you are a disgrace to father's in general.
I might not be of any importance to you but know it, my post alone is a threat to u and that alone proves alot to me. Animal. As old as you claim, all u know best is to banter word with a little kid, infact your mumu the smell. I wish I could see you in person to see how stupid u look. Street Buffon like u. Pls old man, bring it on.

Prince3:
Sir?

Prince3:
You are mad. Wetin I for call you, Daddy? You be idiot... Ur types don't even respect even as little as good greetings. Did I insult you in my first post? No. I only said "no need to quote me cause am not among those arguing" next thing u call me depressed and how old I am". What have I said that made me deserve such statement from you but yet I overlooked it and told u I was just joking and then u decide to tell me how to address you... You are mad again. Fool begats fool. You are a fool

peeps4u:
Easy Bros. No fight unnecessarily over age, na old fashioned thing.
That young man might not be as young as you think. He's married with kids.

Prince3:
This one done high oo. E be like say you done smoke gum oo. Even ashame of anyone that have u as an uncle. Cause u are bossy to be my uncle.

AngryIgboMan:
Do you know why you will see huge money on your dashboard but can't even say where the money is... O yes. I WILL TELL YOU. Its not REAL MAGIC BUT WHAT I CALL BOLT MAGIC! I will explain. Its not even hard.

BOLT being a criminal Enterprise has this very mind games and psychological warfare they PLAY on drivers to get them to work even though they know in reality that they are DOING NOTHING AND MAKING NOTHING.

Bolt adds up everything and shows to you. There Money, Your Money, Promos given to riders, Toll gate fares etc.

Lets assume as a driver that after the days work you are seeing 20 thousand naira on your dashboard. Technically you have not made any money for the day oo. You are just another IDDIOT working for others every other day. Its even worse when you are driving for someone. I pity you then if you make only 10k or 13k on dashboard and smiling sheepishly that your hard work is paying off. Let me explain.

If you want to make 20 thousand daily on ehailing, you need at least 6k fuel to do that. This is a hard fact. If you are paying car owner 30k a week, that means you owe him or her 5k everyday thats if you drive for 6 days oo. But if you drive 5 days... Lol. You owe car owner 6k everyday. Bolt 20% commission inside 20k is 4,000. If you use car wash, thats 500 naira. There is no way you drive to make 20k and still be able to lift a finger to wash car the next day unless you are an animal.

You will also 6k fuel for the next day hustle if you are targetting 20k again. Yes. You have to add it because there is no way 6k fuel of yesterday will last you till the next day after making 20k the previous day. Toll gates maybe 500 to 1k. I said maybe. You will need at least minimum of 1k to feed if you dont eat at home. Even if you eat at home, most drivers I know are always eating like people fighting a war. Always throwing down sharp sharp food down there throath. Haba.... Plantain chips, Kilishi, Soft drinks, Gala, African Salad, Ponmo, Buns, Egg Roll, Mai Mai etc. Thats why if they mess, the bomb no be here

Anyway I don't blame them. Driving burns energy and that means you need food always to replenish lost energy.

So lets add everything together and see how Uche the criminal is making you move Lagos abi Awkuzu

Your Target for today is 20k

Fuel today = 6 k
Car owner money = 5k
Bolt Commission = 4k
Car Wash= 500
Toll gate =600 (Maybe or maybe not but Bolt adds it)
1k for feeding
Fuel for the next day= 6k (Abi you no go fuel? Where will the money come from

So Total is
23,000 Naira

Deficit of 3k already

Even if you want, argue that you dont use upto 6k fuel daily. The same Mathematics pursues you around in principle because it means you made lesser money for the day. That makes it worse for you if you are driving for somebody.

You still want to argue abi? How come you are broke now? Yes You! Abi I lie?

Anytime you sit down and wonder if you are moving forward or backward in this life with this bolt business;

Nwanne, Let me assure you that all you have been moving all these while is Nnewi and not Lagos. Uche the crafty Scorpion is a smooth criminal. Owelugo magic piasa unu isi.... unu abuluzia Ndi Mgbu. I marvel at his wisdom to chain drivers.

Prince3:
Lol. Really? You don't mean it. Na play wey I d the play this one done carry enter another level oo. Smiles. One love Brother

Prince3:
Wetin concern me, why u dey quote me? Bruv it's non of my business. I no folo una the argue oo.

Prince3:
See as una the busy the argue another man's business. And him go sit-down one place the watch una with him bottle of start and fish pepper soup... I can't come and kie mysef

Smhaykins:
D corrola av bin seeing z not less dan 1.8/1.9.... D one I saw for 1.7 z an accidental car

Prince3:
Who the open gate for all this people self?.