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pope191:
*smile* a lot of ppl r in dis boat, but it all depend on ur landlord tho, but no matter how inhuman he/she is, there is no reason to let that bug you as long as ur as a person is being truthful to yourself.
1. Light is not being disconnected
2. Debitor r not paying any debit at dis Moment
3. Folks r scared of official letters at this point in time, both promotion letter will b assumed as sacked later and may cos HBP
Everything is on still right now and the aftermath seems to b d most scary part, best you can do is to liaise with your landlord after the lockdown when you've carefully study SWOT of d virus and sincerely tell him when and how you will b able to pay the rent, then he can read the riot act to you las las its all about deliberation after the lockdown, anything outside that is somewhat not obtainable

My rent ends next month and I honestly don't have plan to pay next month. My landlord saw me the other day... Mr so so d tin affect u too, dis one I saw ur face at home today. I crack a smile and jokely slot my msg in... Sir, what can we do, now that they've turned house to isolation centre, we both laff and get on.

wat of nepa bill? Who don pay?

Blackbishop:
When I read Angryigboman comment I dey always laff, to keep myself busy I always look for sexlessie arguments to kill time. If wan find fight mak I just do mistake insult 1daboi or Gentle life or Felicity or talk out of line hit izzou.. omo I go hear my story abeg that guy wey b CIA here no reason my mata.... Before I forget abeg where Jesusson go now I don miss that guy business model..... That guy Sabi insult him elders wella.... Na sexlessie dey take him place now

get off my ass dude

tojahh:
If i tell you say i dey read any comment here wey pass 3 lines... Call me baskard.

Who get finger na dey scratch anus.

the last 3 pages na thrash

@gazzuz, do you have bikes for delivery? I have a package to lekki. Pickup is ojodu

Blackbishop:
If I open hand contribute to this argument now, all those wey don disappear from the forum go come out asking for my head starting with izzou, 1daboi, follow by Felicity and d rest, abeg me I dey observe from my workshop like oga gazzuzz. Mama Rad don ignore the ignoreable and my oga Mr. Dru get energy to face Dem alone...

I like the gbas and gbos too...

if I catch u eh..,..

topsydee007:
Who else got a call from Uber payment platform today.
I got a call asking about my health and welfare. .

really? Can you share the convo like a transcript pls

Ayomideayo:
Ask any Yoruba man

Yoruba and juju be like rice and stew. @op, tell her you're travelling till life returns to normalcy

Akinsoladwayne:
I lied that I love her and the mumu girl find me come from Edo to ibadan just because of my feigned love and ROD ,omo as I finish business with the girl ehn,I told her to leave the following day and ever since then I've been treating her like a piece of shit.

not cool. Real players are fair players

Kenneygirl:
Your wife will soon catch you both. Mark my words

talk your own, make naija beta

Godsonjolly:
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Asin ehn, I'm even scared gan. Seeing some comments is saddening. No one to trust, love is just out of it. Too bad

share yours. We all misbehave

omorkelly:
I appliedas a volunteer since last week till now no responce. Perhaps its a scam to gather email and phone numbers... your banking details could be minned hterein

all of you applied as volunteers and nobody applied as a benefactor abi?

Felicity0001:
Your eyes dey deceive u I suppose.
Where did you c me mention such in my post?

alafofo

chai ! You've edited it. why? Ok, because of those abule egba hoodlums? Anyways, happy Easter

Felicity0001:
No oooh... All d bad things happening na them say I dey use ear hear them... God is really keeping to his words with me n family.

We are doung great.
And thanks for everyone that called in.

May God bless you.
God bless us all
HAPPY EASTER

how much did dru23 send? I'm just asking for a friend

SweetCunt97:
Yes! Nigerian men need to drop that male dominance bullshit. You both can't be working and you expect her to slave away in the kitchen all by herself while you watch television.. No no no.

Anyways, we'll get there some day, afterall the west had male dominance some decades ago before the rise of feminism breaking their women free from the shackles of male dominated oppression.

you're just a fake feminist who thinks her overflogged cunt is still sweet. This is Africa. Respect a man and live happily or remain a fake feminist and remain lonelier, angrier and frustrated .

Finally, all those girls shouting "men are scum" with you are very loyal to their men and enjoying a mind blowing sex while you struggle with your virus infested vibrator.

I love u sis

deedee44:
Soak your engine with sniper and thank me later

come enter heaven make I see

Onyekachi419:
What a good feeling

so you no go Bleep today?

So yesterday I decided to check on my car after 3weeks quarantine . As I opened my bonnet, what I saw shook me! Didn't know rats have been partying on my Engine. They used the spark plug area as their toilet. They even brought fish bone and all manner of bones and papers, leaves. I was scared that they might have eaten some wirings but as I crancked the engine of my darling sexy Chevy, it came alive once! I was relieved.
Please y'all should go check ur cars o. These rats are not practising social distancing o.
@gazzuz, @radautoworks, @blackbishop and all, what's the best way to avoid this from happening?

Good friday!

If not for this lockdown, we would've cashed out today, tomorrow and Easter Sunday and monday. Chai! Even uche is counting his losses

BAZ001:
So I went to the island briefly today and decided to buy fuel at Mobil HDQtrs.
Like 3 cars in front of me they were using only one pump. From no where an attendant showed and said I should reverse my car out of the queue and come to another pump.
I obeyed, got to the pump and before I opened my door
Attend: he shouted full up or how much ?
Me: 4 thousand
Attend: okay it's from zero
(Me rushing to come out of car to see d meter before he started but couldn't see so I had to turn round to his side cos d place was tight.
As I peeped he just stopped d pump and said 1000. It was showing 1000 on meter.
Me: 1000 now now within 15sec wey I turn.
Attend: yes how much be 1000 na now now e no dey long. ( people in other cars laughed )
Me: but why u stop at 1 thousand, I said 4 thousand
Attend: sorry I thought u said 1 thousand
Me: I said 4 thousand
(He was reluctant to continue )
Me: come and continue now ?
Attend: okay I will add 3k to it to make it 4k
Me: yes go ahead but I will like to see your manager
Attend: manager no dey
Me: what of supervisor
Attend : e no dey too
( I begin think wetin I go for use hold this man ooh. Dey go scam me like dis?) I begin waka go inside car
Attend: oga I just start to dey sell u fuel dt 1 thousand is not part of it.
Me: okay (I don happy for mind)
Attend: I go sell ur 4k no vex , come see
Me: Thank you , I no go see. I dey form big man.
I come bring money.
He sell 4k. I start car fuel move up go full tank . I begin laugh say after all my reading of this thread person still wan scam me for petrol station.

those mobil guys are thieves as well as the other Mobil on airport rd. They'll pump 1k and stop.

deedee44:
Izzou my friend, if we look at it critically the car belongs to the driver at the moment

seriously?

pope191:
Boss how u take reach conclusion, u know I should not b responsible for ur understanding. Same thing u read, nah em Shollywendy read, even Felicity read em too and he no talk say I yab em

na sit home cause am boss. Abeg pour me holy water

Felicity0001:
Round 1 just ended. Youve been knocked out!

@pope abeg channel that your advice to that guy searching4love d guy need am well well no b lie.

@calabardick; if you see d way I take chain my door with padlock enh even Jack B no go fit break am.

felicity giving his opinion

Felicity0001:
Fortunately for you, your wife happens to be my madam.

pope, forgive am. Everybody know say d guy no dey reason fine. Just trash and let's move on

Felicity0001:
U dis guy u don come again ba? This time what did you come with, a nose jar, alcohol base sanitizer or a hand glove because I'll make sure I box u to death this time around but will make it "slow" since I've isolation time.

A day per round

person yab you. I even dey vex for pope but its alright I take the blame.

Felicity0001:
Pope you call my name, I was sleeping before.

As I wake I read the line 3x I no understand, I go smoke read am again I still didnt understand.

Any problem??

Let me leave this to you all to ponder about.
How many kids took after their rich parents despite all the wealth and good education?

Hey! Dont get it twisted. Do your best for your kids but it doesnt change the fact, its God that makes men not what their parent left or did for them.

he said newly couple should set up that account before having a felicity. As in, felicity = a child. Inside life!

chucsmoore:
The infected ones are beginning to show symptoms. By the end of 2weeks stay at home, the figure recorded by NCDC might skyrocket

been at home since 10days now. I've got a bright future

We all need insurance.....

Blackbishop:
Na from house you dey see all this or yhu dey work?

I no even know where my car keys dey

All heading to one hospital or another. Stay indoor guys

Babadee1900:
It is possible. Although I do not use an interest bearing savings, what I use is the local piggy bank (kolo)

What I do is after the close of work, I set aside 1500-2000 that I put inside my ‘kolo’, I make it the first thing to do when I get home and I have been doing it consistently since January 4.

I used the piggybank app in December and set it to automatically debit my account of 3k at 11:59pm daily.

tell me more babadee. What app is that

radautoworks:
And what are the women they married doing

See that's the problem. You guys still think that all falls on your shoulders and don't see your wives as viable resources. My dad does not hesitate to ask my mom for help and my husband doesn't hesitate to ask me for help. And yes, they both sometimes need help. As a matter of fact, I copied my parent's model and it hasn't let me down. Both husband and wife contribute equal portions of their income to the household and the rest is theirs to do as they please. I'm not down with the whole "sit back let the man make money for me to spend". Even housewives can contribute something to the household in the internet age.

word

Felicity0001:
Despite your numerous verbal attacks on me I still like you but no matter d insult guy nothing dey for you