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izzou:
[color=royalblue]Na rental I get oh

Drop a mail if you need it[/color]

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daalu

Goodmarlian:
African-Americans should return to Africa their homeland since they are not wanted in America , Africa can absorb them all yes ,after all they will bring development to Africa because more advance in science and technology and civilization unlike the Homebase Africans.

My opinion though.

you are blessed. Your submission is extra ordinary. Thanks

radautoworks:
That's tough in Nigeria unless you are independent I think...

hmm.. Nigeria my country

please guys, im looking for online jobs that i can can deliver from the comfort of my home
@radautoworks please share if you have any. i also want to learn new languages. anything at all guys. thanks @all

Oluromantic:
Yeah if he's someone he doesn't know, it's small. If it's someone he knows, it's ok

anything below 35k is a no no. Is he going to trek back to Lagos? Eat sand? Dont forget its 2days job. Going and coming

light099:
Although Frogged voice is a lucky wack, nonetheless I like his kind heartedness.


I think he should drop the mic for real singers, so he could face his philanthropy squarely.

no wound yourself o #hater

saraki2019:
Buy a laptop and start video compilation on YouTube

pls shed more light

Acmepreneur:
Thanks to all commentors.
But please, i want to know the mod that took this to front page?
Una don turn Nairaland to a joke wallahi

Thanks to all commentors, you really made my day and I laughed so hard, especially those that think I have low self esteem and I'm not near intelligence.

It seems that some males on NL are already pained and frustrated about their broke assess and was already ready to any bash girl.

For those that took their time to read all the stories, I wanna say thank you, it means we are bored together as if not lockdown, you no fit see me for NL they ask yeye questions and be reading comedians comments.

For the unbelievers, the story is true,though with some little tweaks, because I don't know if my boyfriend siblings&friends are on NL, so I gave it some tweaks, though I can't vouche for other stories here on NL if they are true or false.

For those that sent me mails, sorry, I don't reply Nairaland emails.
For those that wants to date,lol, I can't date people with account on NL, thats one reason I love my BF, he doesn't fancy NL at all, he thinks its for jobless people or people with so much money that they now have time at their disposal to waste or people severely bored. Yes, I know some people are making money with the help of NL, especially in the business section, bitcoin, cryptocurrency,PayPal, forex trade threads.
And the GRE,IELTS section is also very good, but I still can't date a NL active member especially those active on Romance section.

Final Conclusion, I can never leave my boyfriend, I don't even know why I asked such question

thank God you're out of his life. Please dont go back. If you do, you'll frustrate and disorganize him. Your love is toxic, you nag, you're not even proud of him. Gtfo of his life bitch. You dont even have a job, can't even buy your own data, asks for t. Fare whenever you visit. You be winch?

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
Nice one

why do you always shout damn nigarrr! That's so weird and creepy

Sisijetue:
Daddy ope epele o
Iyanu mashele
Mafoo

speak english. You dumb f**k!

Felicity0001:
For like a week now I've not been able to laugh due to serious malaria but you just broke the barrier now...lolzzz

FRSC officials have seized about 2 original copies of my DL, one in Delta State another in Lagos.

Reason I always do plenty photocopy and laminate and then have a snap copy in my phone and email then I resulted in keeping the original at home after my 2nd experience. I didn't pay the fine and I drove pass them daily.

I don drive leave my car documents times without number with police, I always have like 3-4 copies on my car.

I learnt the hard way on Lagos Benin road about 8yrs ago.

This police guy stopped me, collected my paper unknowing to me he detached one of my papers and said my document are not complete. The next thing he stopped another private car with Lagos No then asked me to compare. I weak like weaklow that day.

Another occassion, after checking to see everything was intact he just decided to waste my time...

I just simply enter my car drove off. That one is their copy me i get extra inside car, under my seat, inside peagon hole, all over the place.

You need to be mad to drive on Nigeria road.

go get tested. it could be early symptom of covid19. get well soon

slyfox35:
Thanks for this,my thoughts exactly, but I do not know how to tell him to back off,should I remind of him of what he did?

yes boss, remind him of every damn thing he did and tell him to f..k.n. back off if he likes himsself,
being too nice to friends has burnt me a great deal. be wise bro

SaintHilary:
The isolation center is quite 50-50 of Wat we see online..I heard the Yaba own is worse..Buh you're basically on your own if you want to eat well and oda necessities which im 100% sure ain't the same in sane countries
●You're tested twice daily..Buh as per Nigeria na..The testing watever can bring u Positive in the morning and negative in d evening den Vice Versa d next day..but wen you "by chance test negative twice..you're discharged and "A bolt driver will be the next best choice to pick u home
●And oh.. They sell immune boosters (which is not by force to buy) according to age grades..mine was 38k..the second cheapest age grade
That's why I initially said protect your self @ home and avoid landing @ the isolation center..Its fun tho as I met sum funny and crazy people..Buh Shi ain't funny over there
#StaySafeAndStayHome

thanks for the info. Appreciate it

SaintHilary:
Had just one of the symptoms [Difficulty in breathing] I don't wish my enemy dat stuff..


Lol..the Mata long jare.
I won't want to say much about my experiences at the Isolation Center and NCDC itself..But I wasn't in anyway surprised cus I didn't expect less from our country.
Just personally take all the necessary precautions extremely seriously cus this shit is not the Malaria I actually thought it was at the start.
Stay Safe and Stay Home

sorry for what you went through.

As your family on this thread, pls share you experience to us as it will help a lot of us to remain safe.

Dont want to be unfortunate but now i wish it was one of the outspoken memeber that had this experience. we wouldve gotten every detail.

moral of this, everybody matters.

felicity001 shey u dey feel me?

knytred:
I think Uber is charging slightly above 25%

this is slavery mehnnn

chillex8:
Seun calm down.
You no dey use ears hear anything lockdown

chilex8 my man

nitigriti:
Meanwhile, @1daboi
Please don't trade forex. It will end in tears.

Take my words to the bank.

hmmm....

chillex8:
Na this kind bus I need for my logistics operations

make we do business na. Madam radu sef go know say u be confirm logisticated......lol

segefx:
For some its daunting task,for some its an easy ride with little hills which are inevitable in business . Yes FX is real!!

can you help me start please?

Very clean, toks ford bus 03, 1.3m

segefx:
Hmm Felicity0001 don come again. Bros Have u learn FX trading before? Yea its bullish sometimes and EOR ( End of Range), WRH/WRL week Range High/ Low ......come Let me brush your skills once again so you could be an FX Expert. Don't forget Forex does not have Covid 19 ,only surviving business sector since this era of Coro. In the mean Uberbolt is on ML ( monthly low) so driving at this time is shit

me sef get interest for fx o

Nice woman

nitigriti:
Nobody worked at home, except me. I made sure everyone's salary was paid up to date before the lockdown.

My question is: if you were the owner of the company, would you pay your staff for the month none of them came to work and you also had no business?

Oga u bleeped up, peeps like u are doing eye service alot. Gtfo.

pope191:
I don't know much abt all this, but since it is alcohol base as well, probably it should work

just turn your heater up to max ,wind up and exit d car. Allow the car to heat up for some minutes. #autodisinfectant

[quote author=pope191 post=89108978, don't know much abt all this, but since it is alcohol base as well, probably it should work[/quote]just turn your heater up to max ,wind up and exit d car. Allow the car to up for some minutes

pope191:
Yep, that is d disinfectant for hard surfaces, but thinking won't that bring damage at the end of the day? Either to the car or health wise, just thinking...

hypo go wipe o......lol

peeps4u:
I said it yesterday that this COVID might just push some people into trying other things they have been reluctant to do before now.


As for me, I'm not resuming work on monday.

me too. No work for now

izzou:
[color=royalblue] What's your suggestion on what rental fee should look like this coming weeks?

Someone's on my neck. Abeg

And the person just buy the Tokunboh before lockdown start

Epp me abeg [/color]

abeg help with hp agreement.i wan give out one whip. Samsonmadu82@gmail.com

Idboyostic:
I wanted to school you but I will pass because it shows you did not get any of my point before replying me. This prompt me to check your moniker to know when you joined the thread and it confirms you did not take your time to read previous pages before joining because if you do....you will know "NO BE LOCKDOWN CAUSE AM" before the lockdown they have been lots of irrelevant post and arguments most especially from S and D (make I use angryigboman way)

So, bro I will pass and don't bother replying because am done with you. If you like insult my mama I will simply pass

I know all except B. Who is B? Bigleaf? No offence intended o

Felicity0001:
Goat! na ur papa I blame for wasting his semen in your mother to give birth to a misfortune monkey like you.

If e pain you say people who r not drivers or partners are here making nonsense points abeg go form your own forum and tell the moderators not to allow intruders like u who poke nose in people's affairs.

Hungry man. 1diotic sombory like u

too harsh bro

izzou:
[color=royalblue]This was Ogba after the NNPC fire incident.

They really observed social distancing and wore the necessary kits to protect themselves.

Even if the government is failing us, I'm happy the people are not ignorant, and are taking care of their lives too.

With Nigerians like these, I'm most confident we will manage the Covid-19 even after the lockdown

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I'm sure pope is in that crowd

Felicity0001:
I'll b**g life outta of her

banger