Nairaland General › Re: How To Scrape The Anusiàl Hairs!! by 1one: 5:32pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
Evina: At the highlighted 
Best method, stand erect, close to a window on one feet, hang the other on the window pane, then apply cream and scrape off with a sharp knife. Wash with salted hot water and dudu osun soap, pat dry with towel and moisturize with red oil.  Hahahahaha!!! Hilarious!!! |
Romance › Re: How Do You Feel Marrying A Woman Who Is Not A Virgin by 1one: 3:03pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
ROZZAYY: Exactly my tot. The op is prolly a kid. Very Very likely. |
Romance › Re: How Do You Feel Marrying A Woman Who Is Not A Virgin by 1one: 2:25pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
I really don't see the use of this thread to be candid. |
Romance › Re: I Am Sorry by 1one: 1:55pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
Please o... We are sorry on her behalf. Ndo Sorry Pele  |
Romance › Re: Updated!! My Girlfriend Is Making Life Difficult For Me... by 1one: 1:51pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
honeric01: I disagree, 19 years is old enough to know what she wants, if you can vote and be voted for at 18, why can't you know what you want at 19? i know ladies who are between 18 and 22 that are very matured in thought and all that, so remove the "19, teenager and immaturity from your comment". Maturity is not only tied to age. It stays. |
Nairaland General › Re: Baby Pictures Of Nairalanders! by 1one: 1:09pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
naijaboiy: Selfie as a baby? 
You can dodge ehn   |
Nairaland General › Re: Baby Pictures Of Nairalanders! by 1one: 12:53pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
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Romance › Re: Ladies, 9 Natural Ways To Make Your Bosoms Grow Bigger by 1one: 12:14pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
Elantracey. You may need to bookmark this thread    |
Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Guy Who Won't Have Sex Until Marriage? by 1one: 12:03pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
pak: kai ! Bang on target! SHould you want to contest for presidency, let me know, I'll campaign for you with my own money! Hahahahaha!!!   Much obliged. |
Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Guy Who Won't Have Sex Until Marriage? by 1one: 10:13am On Dec 16, 2014 |
All this Testers and Testees   From a "reasonable" point of view, I can relate with those who want to test the package before buying, but the truth is there's nothing reasonable about marriage to begin with, I mean what's reasonable about two different people that have not known each other from Adam, that have two completely different personalities, coming together to become "One Flesh" - It's not reasonable, humanly speaking, that's why the concept of marriage was birthed by God and since it was God's idea you have to do it God's way. Quite frankly some people think marriage is just another one of those life's achievements, something you do when you come of age - it's not. If you would honestly stick to keeping yourself till marriage before having sex and you involve God in your choice of a life partner, oh come on, Do you think God will lead you to a man or woman who won't satisfy you sexually?... Trust me, God is more interested in your happiness and all around satisfaction than you can even begin to imagine.... He doesn't just want you to be financially, spiritually fulfilled, he also wants you to be sexually fulfilled. If you have a big Junk, God will lead you to a girl that appreciates and dreams of big junk(not all girls like big junks, some complain it bruises them) So really, all this Tester and Testee comments are just from the basic misunderstanding of the concept of marriage. It's quite unfortunate. |
Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Guy Who Won't Have Sex Until Marriage? by 1one: 9:30am On Dec 16, 2014 |
Una still dey on top this matter  #continues reading comments#  |
Romance › Re: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by 1one: 11:39pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
emusmith: When do we actually call a male a MAN?
" When I was a child, I think like a child... when I became a MAN, I put away childish things"
Meaning, there are some things that when we put away, we become MEN indeed!
Below are 10 signs that differentiate you From a child...
1. You are faithful to one partner.
Only children say one thing and mean another. If you vowed to remain faithful to her till death do you both part, then stick to your word.
A man is known by his words!
2. You don't stay out late.
Whatever excuse you may want to give is not worth it. Is it football? Buy your own cable... Metro is not expensive na!
Drinking? Stop it sef!
3. He is thoughtful.
A real man plans ahead. He has it all figured out. Don't let your colleague be the one to remind you of your wife's birthday or anniversary.
Some men are too busy that they can't notice when their wife is going through stress at work. ... hmm.... E nor good!
4. You apologize relentlessly.
Stop forming KingKong, dat era don pass! You offended and in your head is the school of thought that men don't apologize to women.
My guy, which planet are you from?
5. You talk less when your lady talks much.
Women are not only endowed at the back but also in their mouth.
When she is hurt, she will talk, but your reply should be in few sentences.
Two wrongs cannot make a right!
6. You are financially buoyant to take care of her needs.
How could I forget this? You said, she is disrespectful. Start giving her money and see submission in action.
# I'm not referring those Recharge Card Beggers on Social Networks oo#
Women are designed to receive! Take it!
Giving her tells her you care for her...
how can you say you care and you've not a spent a penny on her? Give her again and again and watch her pay attention to you and your dreams.. lol.
# nobody care how much you know until they know how much you care# QED!
7. You don't ever lay a finger on your wife.
Na Small small e dey start o...stop jokingly hitting ladies...
Beating your spouse is insanity!
You and her are One, beating her is beating yourself. Who does that? An insane man.
Are you insane?
8. You appreciate her ceaselessly.
Your girl buys you a wrist watch and you don't really appreciate because you think it's your money, after all...hah!
No matter how "hard" a woman is, appreciation causes her to do more without complaining.
Complaining is a sign that you're not recognizing her efforts in the house.
You think she is an house wife? Wrong!
She wakes 4AM for school runs, then market, kitchen, washing, shop, school runs etc...
With appreciation, a woman can lick your feet. lol!
9. Sexually Active.
I didn't forget oooo Orgasm is part of what makes sexx pleasurable. Every woman wants it!
For V's like some of us, we need to read books how to really/ truly satisfy our woman.
She deserves it na!
Forget Indecency Films, e nor real o...we know wetin dem dey take na...
10. You don't have to say this: "Don't you know I'm the man of the house?"
Lol! She will just know you are the baba!
You don't have to say it... If indeed, you have tried to work on yourself from No. 1 - 9, Then No. 10 will just come naturally.
Only children tell their younger ones, "don't you know I'm older than you?" lol!
NB: No one is perfect o, we are all striving towards it.
I believe childishness can be put away and maturity can be brought in.
You can add yours.... 50,000 likes Bookmarked. Saved. Shared Re-shared Re-re-shared Very nice piece. |
Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Guy Who Won't Have Sex Until Marriage? by 1one: 10:38pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
You'd be surprised to realize that there are only a handful of girls that would lend themselves to the idea of marrying a virgin and its facts like these that just further strengthen the notion that girls are habitually confused, overly psychologically convoluted human beings... I mean check this... A guy, against all odds keeps himself for you, his future wife, apart from the fact that this resolve to remain chaste reflects a major strength of character, it also speaks volumes about his personal respect for the sanctity of marriage. Yet, you will now carry your yeye body and be yarning dust "I must test this, I must test that"...Ori e fo la gbari e If you get married to him now and he starts having a very flexible relationship with fidelity, you're the same set of females that would start having sleepless nights, yet you fail to forget that one of the main motivations for his infidelity is because he has been around so much before you got married. Women are just their own doom. |
Romance › Re: Updated!! My Girlfriend Is Making Life Difficult For Me... by 1one: 10:23pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
At your age I really don't see why you should be dating a teenager, she's in that phase of her life where she's still looking for her self, she hardly has any strong convictions about anything, so why put up with all that drama.
The way out: End the relationship
Your girlfriend is telling someone on BBM that she loves him, he should come give her a kiss? and you think you're in safe arms?.. Girls like that can kill.
What type of stupid excuse is the statement "There are some people in your life that you can't forget"... Even though it may be true, but when it comes to commitment and loyalty especially on the terms of one's partner, you just have to give those seemingly " indispensable people" space.
Please leave her be and go find someone who would value and feed your emotional peace. |
Romance › Re: See What My Girlfriend Used As Her Bbm Dp by 1one: 8:17pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
You can make a dp with
"Girlfriend is Nothing, FIFA is everything" |
Romance › Re: Share Your Celibacy Relationship Experience Here. by 1one: 5:36pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
Elantracey: I just knew you'll make this comment  Hahahahaha!!! You sure are something  |
Romance › Re: My Idea Of A Perfect Date. am I weird? by 1one: 5:14pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
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Romance › Re: Share Your Celibacy Relationship Experience Here. by 1one: 5:11pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
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Romance › Re: Share Your Celibacy Relationship Experience Here. by 1one: 4:59pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
Elantracey: you and I know there's nothing true in that big head of yours so I'll pardon your ignorance . Are you sure? Okay... "Elantracey is gorgeous" That came from my big head So is that true or not. |
Romance › Re: Toasting A Lady, Share How You Were Turned Down by 1one: 4:56pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
Elantracey: For your dry mind , oya op give this man an award    |
Romance › Re: My Idea Of A Perfect Date. am I weird? by 1one: 4:55pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
Elantracey: hehehe , that could even be true self  Smh |
Romance › Re: Toasting A Lady, Share How You Were Turned Down by 1one: 4:54pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
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Romance › Re: . by 1one: 4:44pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
LaurelP: That's deep But what if he doesn't love u that much? What if "she" doesn't love me that much.. I'm a guy. Honestly it's not in the best place to be, to love someone that doesn't love you.. But the hope is that I fall in love with someone who also wants to love someone more and not the other way around... So it becomes a win-win situation for both us. But if I end up in a relationship where I love the girl and she doesn't love me... I'd stick to it for a while maybe... Love atimes can be contagious so she may start developing feelings along the way. All this ofcourse is hypothetically speaking. The best scenario is to love and be loved. |
Romance › Re: Toasting A Lady, Share How You Were Turned Down by 1one: 4:37pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
Rittyben and Elantracey See as una dey form Aluta for this thread  |
Romance › Re: My Idea Of A Perfect Date. am I weird? by 1one: 4:27pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
rittyben: Hahahaaahaahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Laugh till I score a 50% instead of 10   |
Romance › Re: Share Your Celibacy Relationship Experience Here. by 1one: 4:17pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
Elantracey: which dictionary defined that? oh please don't tell me its from your all knowing head . It's so refreshing to know that you've finally come to the knowledge of the truth  The truth has set you free Go and sin no more my child  |
Romance › Re: Toasting A Lady, Share How You Were Turned Down by 1one: 4:12pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
Elantracey: What are you feeling like?
confess joor Truth be told... I've not toasted any lady In the last 5years...and the two I toasted before that hiatus didn't turn me down Yeah... I'm cool like that  |
Romance › Re: My Idea Of A Perfect Date. am I weird? by 1one: 4:11pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
Elantracey: why are you personalizing it? I first know say my own worse nor be today. When I said "Your own" I was speaking generically.. Not you per se. But true true your own worse... I can see now Your own idea of a romantic date may be drawing water from the well together |
Romance › Re: Toasting A Lady, Share How You Were Turned Down by 1one: 4:08pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
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Romance › Re: Share Your Celibacy Relationship Experience Here. by 1one: 4:05pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
Elantracey: hahahahihihohiha 
just answer joor Speechless can be defined as when you can't open your mouth to talk to me because you've just finished eating egusi |
Romance › Re: My Idea Of A Perfect Date. am I weird? by 1one: 4:01pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
Elantracey: before !!
just the same way one size nor dey fit una too. Your own is worse!!! |
Romance › Re: Share Your Celibacy Relationship Experience Here. by 1one: 4:00pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
Elantracey: you see yourself , define speechless ? Why are you using question to answer question now |