₦airaland Forum

whitemosquito:
So u speak Pidgin sef

I bin dey reason say you be one kain learned scribe

So you sabi wetin be Scribe


I been dey reason say you no dey go church

whitemosquito:

So you can laugh sef

I bin dey reason say you be "Meryl Streep" in the devil wears prada

whitemosquito:

You this woman

kaboninc:
Whattttt?

Really? I thought you were a geek too. Or are geeks that mean?

Iffa hear say I be geek

whitemosquito:
Its already with me.

The peace of the Lord be with you....





































More abundantly

kaboninc:
E don block. Cold don catch am.

Get matches and light it up

MizMyColi:
Geek:

A person who is single-minded or accomplished in scientific or technical pursuits but is felt to be socially inept (having or showing no skill

a person who is socially awkward and unpopular : a
usually intelligent person who does not fit in with other
people.

Nerds: an intelligent but single-minded person obsessed with a nonsocial hobby or pursuit[/b]

We use these words interchangeably, but I think.....there are more of nerds than geeks

Most geeks/nerds are introverts........ YM, Goof, PeterKen

Then there are ambiverts who are geek/nerd(ish) too.

That's where you find people like MBriggs and Xcapizt, Cwaya Uuurine.

You ladies can be so one-kain... So how would a lady say she wants to date/court someone according to the bolded.


Thank you for the clarification 'coli.

Even though your clarification still leaves a subtle taste of dissatisfaction.

kaboninc:
MizMyColi...oya.

Wetin do your own hand

Let me just clarify something here... Because the word "geek" seems to be thrown around everywhere on this thread with somewhat conflicting connotations


Is a geek anybody who is naturally introverted and finds pleasure in mechanical or electronic expressions?

Is a geek anybody who spots the Melancholic part of the temperament spectrum? And as such all Melancholics are geeks?

Anybody care to help clarify?

whitemosquito:
Young man, do not argue outside box. Eww means only one thing whether in modern or archaic lexicon.

You are a thorough bred Nigerian, whether you think I know you or not. Do you attempt to deny it?

I didnt call YOU silly. Read the post again.

I, however did call you ignorant/myopic, and I hasten to apologize....You nontheless, 'gocked' by singularly typing that "Ewww." Don't do it again. You may go, your sins are forgiven.

The peace of the Lord be with you.

Another picture thread


Smh


Nairalanders don't just learn

5

6

7

whitemosquito:
Oga, have you tasted it before? Itll be ignorant/myopic to 'ewww' a food you haven't tasted. I find it a betrayal of our level of reasoning and exposure when we behave like this. Foreigners fall over themselves to sample our dishes, esp those that 'draw' and a thoroughly bred, full blooded Nigerian like you is ewwwing someone's indigenous dish. Silly.

Don't you think you are coming across a tad too antagonistic?... because quite frankly you don't know me, you don't know where I'm from neither do you have the faintest idea about the subject of my geographical ancestory , so how you came to the "absolute conclusion" that I'm a thorough bred, full blooded Nigerian is nothing short of pre-emptive ignorance and a very lavish display of it indeed.


In our modern lexicon, you'd agree with me that words and expressions have many more contextual connotations than what the original word was supposed to mean, hence I don't see how the use of "ewwwww" absolutely suggested that I was disapproving a dish that I had not tasted.... If I "ewww" at something, how do you know, how can you tell if I'm ewwwing from a negative experience or otherwise... So you see, Whitemosquito, you were just being ignorant...it would have been better fitting if you had first asked me, if I had tasted groundnut soup, the answer to which would have adequately informed the tone of your reply but even when you attempted to ask, you asked and answered yourself and you were very judgmental.

I have tasted groundnut soup before as a matter of truth .. and I didn't like the way it tasted, hence my "ewww" reply and I think it's rather silly of you calling me silly for something you didn't have the patience to confirm.

whitemosquito:
Oga, have you tasted it before? Itll be ignorant/myopic to 'ewww' a food you haven't tasted. I find it a betrayal of our level of reasoning and exposure when we behave like this. Foreigners fall over themselves to sample our dishes, esp those that 'draw' and a thoroughly bred, full blooded Nigerian like you is ewwwing someone's indigenous dish. Silly.

Double post.

Ahhh o ma se oo

Thread yi ti de Front page



And the OP be like

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

It's good to know that I'm not the only one feeling the heat this way, when I mentioned it to some people they thought I was just fussing about nothing...Lagos heat is craaaaaaaaaazy!!!

It can turn beans to akara in 5mins

.... and this pink lips craze was started by one moniker


I'm sure she's somewhere now looking at this thread and laughing winchy laugh.. Jijijijijijijijijijjijijijijijiji

braintext:
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION
BETWEEN LADIES:

MARY: Hello luv
SARAH: Hi babe, how are you today?
MARY: Am fine dear, I'v missed u a lot
SARAH: Me too
MARY: I'm calling just to inform you dat I'll pay u a visit this afternoon
SARAH: Okay my dear, it'll b a great pleasure. Will be
expecting u sweety.

AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: I'm going to visit that dirty girl again
Sarah: this witch is coming here again, she thinks I'll buy her drink with my money again,
she must be joking.

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION
BETWEEN GUYS
John: Bastard how far ? Francis: mad man I am fine, how ur drunkard father?
John: my papa dey.how is your extra large mum?
Francis: you are a fool O. How far, are you at home? I dey come charge my phone
John: okay, no wahala, bring money come make we drink beer O.
Francis: idiot like u, later na.

AFTER DROPPING THE CALL John: this Francis can be very funny at times but always a great companion
Francis: john is such a reliable friend. My own paddy

CONCLUSION: girls are always nice to each other but they never like themselves Guys are always mean and rude
but they will always have
each others back

True or False?.

I don't know what it is about the bolded that really got me laughing... as in seriously laughing.. Guys use that bastard word so much, you'd think it has the same meaning with "You're blessed"

naijaboiy:
Hehehehehe

Bro please can this be on front page?

I pity the OP if this thing enter front page.

naijaboiy:
Oh My!!!!

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

marriedmum:
ooooookkkkkk, thought as much. Cos u actually write well .

If a black man could blush... I'd be blushing at the moment.

Thank you (Arigatoo)

cityhood:
Let me opload mine too
Althogh mine may not as pink as it is anyway!

Bros... But they didn't say drop your passport for US visa na

Aitee1:
Hehehe...you again ba

About pm there is nothing special about that nah...pls tell me if there is anything special so I can start responding

About my pic if take that one down the next one is gonna be a meme

Yinmu

Naijaboiy

Very hilarious indeed


The OP doesn't even have pink lips as far as I'm concerned.... I think the picture would do better under the thread with the title "Nairaland Guys with Pomo Lips


P:S

For the benefit of those living in France Pomo is a type of meat that shares the same texture with a particular type of footwear... The nutritional value is "zero" and it is commonly eaten by people with the following types of names.. "Fatima" "Shina" yetunde" "Segun" etc.

Aitee1:
Thanks...appreciate!

She has come back

Aitee1 come and confess,

How many pms have you received today


I thought you said you were going to change that picture

marriedmum:
it is a correction to what you posted earlier.
"how I'm i sure that you're not lying?"
check your post well, you'll notice.

Arigatoo.

It happens sometimes especially with texting and SwiftKey

I hope you know that "Africa" is a continent, not a country, so maybe if you told us what country in particular your friend hails from, we might be in a better position to advice you based on habits or behaviors or propensites that are somewhat peculiar to men in that country.

-1

-2

-3

-6

-8

PIPnator:
You 'friend-zoned' someone because she cant speak good English. Check the bolded, what do you think Nairaland should do to you?

The same thing they should do to you

Anyways, I'm not saying I'm the absolute quintessential "grammarian" but I have a very strong command of the English language, irrespective of my supposed bolded typos. I'm not looking for someone who speaks like the Queen of England, but if you're friends with someone who feels bad about correcting her very ear-grating English, I'm not sure you'd have any other option than to give her space

marriedmum:
how am I sure that you're not lying?

Lying about what?