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RomanceRe: My Idea Of A Perfect Date. am I weird? by 1one: 3:57pm On Dec 15, 2014
Women sha...

For the guy mind now, hin don "wow" the babe... Thinking say the babe is "feeling the boi"

Women..

No one size fits all with unaundecided
RomanceRe: Share Your Celibacy Relationship Experience Here. by 1one: 3:50pm On Dec 15, 2014
Elantracey:
speechless abi , that's how it should be grin grin
This is speechless " lipsrsealed"

But what I put was " tongue"

Should I start teaching you emoticon meaning 101??
RomanceRe: Share Your Celibacy Relationship Experience Here. by 1one: 3:29pm On Dec 15, 2014
Elantracey:
oh Mr know it all I really hope your jaw dropped and that mouth of yours never closes again grin
tongue tongue tongue
RomanceRe: Share Your Celibacy Relationship Experience Here. by 1one: 3:02pm On Dec 15, 2014
Elantracey:
Are those new framed words from your all knowing brain ? huh


am glad that you can't dispute you incompetence .
Your ignorance is jaw dropping... shocked... if you think those are newly framed words
RomanceRe: Share Your Celibacy Relationship Experience Here. by 1one: 2:51pm On Dec 15, 2014
Elantracey:
oh you just remembered me, you were that quack doctor that was sacked because of his wrong diagnosis .
Yeah... That's true I got sacked because I thought you were suffering from a mild random case of Halitosis, not knowing that I mis-diagnosed you... You were actually suffering from Chronic Carcinogenic Periodontitis
RomanceRe: . by 1one: 2:43pm On Dec 15, 2014
This question is similar to the "between the devil and the deep blue sea" line... If you choose the deep blue sea, what's to tell that you would be saved by a random ship before you drown, but if you choose the devil, atleast God can can still deliver you.

I think being with someone you don't love is just plain torture... (deep blue sea)


I don't exactly "know" what it means to be in love but I know how I care for my two best buddies, and I'm sure being in love is waaaaay deeper than that... So I'd prefer to be with someone I love... It's more soothing, better fulfilling, loving someone satisfies that inate desire in every body to give attention, time and value to someone/something else

So yep.. It's better to love than to be loved.
RomanceRe: Share Your Celibacy Relationship Experience Here. by 1one: 2:17pm On Dec 15, 2014
Elantracey:
Just like you na , or have you forgotten we met at the dentist office that day?
Of course I can remember now.... I was the dentist, and I couldn't help treat your halitosis... I had to refer you to my other colleague

Don't you remember?
RomanceRe: Share Your Celibacy Relationship Experience Here. by 1one: 1:49pm On Dec 15, 2014
Elantracey:
hahahohihohiha grin grin grin



please talk o else your mouth will smell tongue P
You seem to have experience with smelly mouths... Chaii... as fine as you are embarassed

Eyah cry
RomanceRe: Share Your Celibacy Relationship Experience Here. by 1one: 12:44pm On Dec 15, 2014
Elantracey:
then I guess you head needs serious resetting for it to bring forth such a fact .
Ahhh shocked

My head?

Resetting? shocked

Let me not talk

Today is Monday
RomanceRe: Share Your Celibacy Relationship Experience Here. by 1one: 11:31am On Dec 15, 2014
Elantracey:
I ask again where did you get that from or you just made it up from your head?
My head has such a rich deposit of facts and truths, so if I made up from my head...it would still suffice..as credible information
RomanceRe: Romancelancers Whose Monikers Correlate With Their Real Names by 1one: 11:23am On Dec 15, 2014
drollster:
Benson. Do I get a prize?
smiley

Benson. Do I get a prize?
Ahhh no prize for this one oo


Wait till next week grin
RomanceRe: Romancelancers Whose Monikers Correlate With Their Real Names by 1one: 7:53am On Dec 15, 2014
drollster:
Tony.
Infact you should be VP of the Think-in group of companies grin


So as I promised.... The straight up clue to my surname..


It's the name of a popular cigar. smiley
RomanceRe: Suspected Romancelander Who Might Be Dating Out Side Nairaland by 1one: 7:51am On Dec 15, 2014
whitemosquito:
I am purged already. Thats why Im white.
I see..


So you know you've still not told me how you day was yesterday... You were busy purging up and down

Hope you will answer the question today
RomanceRe: Seven (7) "Laughable" Ways Ladies Express Love. by 1one: 12:10am On Dec 15, 2014
emusmith:
my former roomie used to watch it scatter... season 24 or so
That one is a guru oooo shocked

I stopped in Season 7
RomanceRe: Seven (7) "Laughable" Ways Ladies Express Love. by 1one: 11:44pm On Dec 14, 2014
emusmith:
I do hear, Orumaki Naruto, Jitsu..and all that...lil
Your head is dia grin
RomanceRe: Seven (7) "Laughable" Ways Ladies Express Love. by 1one: 11:25pm On Dec 14, 2014
emusmith:
Wetin dat one mean? lol
It means thank yougrin

In Japanese.

If you watch Naruto, you'd understand grin
RomanceRe: Seven (7) "Laughable" Ways Ladies Express Love. by 1one: 11:18pm On Dec 14, 2014
emusmith:
Nice one bro
Arigatoo smiley
RomanceRe: Romancelancers Whose Monikers Correlate With Their Real Names by 1one: 11:13pm On Dec 14, 2014
drollster:
Then it's Henry. Oya now. Frame it as think in. By the way, when are you starting again? With prizes?
Game on Thinkinitegrin

1.The last two letters of my first name are the 3rd and 5th letters of an edible gel-like substance, that can be spread on bread

2.The First two letters of my first name are the first two letters for the name of a major car manufacturer who had to recall within the last 5years, a particular model of their cars due to faulty braking system.

If you get it... Then maybe I'll just give you a very simple one liner clue to my surname grin



When I'm I resuming Thinkin?

I'm hoping to do something within the Christmas week...and I'm going to make it verrrrrrrry tough... But fun too... Yeah there's gonna be prizes.. I'm hoping to be able to do recharge card prizes grin


Fingers crossed grin
RomanceRe: Seven (7) "Laughable" Ways Ladies Express Love. by 1one: 11:02pm On Dec 14, 2014
seunoni34:
I was in this exact situation and I did exactly what you said yesterday.
GBAM!!!

I think a lot of guys need to "liberate" themselves from that shiiit.... Having 50 pretty babes on your bbm that you don't talk to doesn't translate to a fat account, there's no place where you exchange this "feat" for an award, you don't get a star on Hollywood's walk of fame


It just creates a false sense of attachment and friendship. Guys should learn

The one I did today, I was so courteous about it... I told her it's been almost a month now and we've not bothered to check on each other, so before I delete you, I just wanted to ask.. How are you, How's your Masters Project going.... When she read it, she was like "wow". She then went to her pm to thumb something in the lines of "If you want to delete me, please do, don't notify me"

I jus sent a smile and deleted her

We are on the brink of a new year.. If there's anybody in your life that has not added any value whatsoever, whether on BBM, Facebook, whatsapp or in real life... Delete them... Clean your wardrobe.. Make room for new people, even the Bible says "No man can put new wine in an old wine skin"

No sentiments.
RomanceRe: Seven (7) "Laughable" Ways Ladies Express Love. by 1one: 10:18pm On Dec 14, 2014
moyarhtohbadt:
i like u jhhoor..my kinda person.....even bfor i block,m lyk FVCK U MY DEAR!.....if u lose being friends with me,,,,eesh ur loss bae!I twerk my flat butt,solve some math and scream..NEXT!
Lool

You sure are feisty! grin
RomanceRe: Romancelancers Whose Monikers Correlate With Their Real Names by 1one: 10:17pm On Dec 14, 2014
drollster:
Edward Ignatius?
Lool

Ohh please.. Ignatius??

Come on you can do better

This one is not "Think-in" oo grin

It's neither Edward nor Ignatius

Or should I frame it as a Think-in for you?

Maybe you'll get it grin
RomanceRe: Suspected Romancelander Who Might Be Dating Out Side Nairaland by 1one: 9:48pm On Dec 14, 2014
whitemosquito:
Good for me. Bad for you.
So why would you want something bad for me


By the way, wo ni pe, Kokoro to'n je efo, idi efo lo wa... So while you're busy making me purge, you too will purge o, hope you're prepared to purge all the white from Mosquito
RomanceRe: Seven (7) "Laughable" Ways Ladies Express Love. by 1one: 9:44pm On Dec 14, 2014
As the OP rightly said... It's peculiar to teens because personally I've not experienced any one of what the OP said possible because my female friends are in their mid and late 20's

By the way guys... Let me recommend this habit, it may not be in line with the topic but I'm just going to say it because I do it and I think it will help some guys to have "emotional peace" undecided

If there's some really pretty young lady on your bbm, maybe she was a friend to a friend and you thought that by adding her, you guys could grow into friendship and maybe from there it fosters into something deeper; if you've noticed that 1month has passed and she has neither said hi or hello or even said something about your funny dp or pm... Please delete her contact, you dont need all that "issh" messing up with your mind.. She changes her drop dead pictures every once and again, yet she has not said hi in a month and even when you ping her she takes ages to reply... You don't need all that mental stress abeg.. Give yourself peace and take her off your bbm
RomanceRe: Suspected Romancelander Who Might Be Dating Out Side Nairaland by 1one: 9:27pm On Dec 14, 2014
whitemosquito:
we nefa start. I intend to make you purge.
Lol

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
RomanceRe: Suspected Romancelander Who Might Be Dating Out Side Nairaland by 1one: 8:30pm On Dec 14, 2014
whitemosquito:
Dont try to bribe me. I bitter like agbo jedi.
But agbo jedi is used to treat a condition caused by too much intake of "sweetness"


So you're still my agbo jedi


I've taken in so much of you grin
RomanceRe: Suspected Romancelander Who Might Be Dating Out Side Nairaland by 1one: 8:09pm On Dec 14, 2014
whitemosquito:
look at his head. Why wont he be following..
Sweet,

How was your day grin
PoliticsRe: I Almost Got Kidnapped On Friday. People Beware Of This. by 1one: 8:03pm On Dec 14, 2014
kagari:
.
This happens to virtually all automatics my man and not only high end cars
Very true!

It happened just last night to me when I was going to drop my sister - in law at home.

Somehow, I turned off the ignition before putting it on "P"... When I was about leaving her house, I turned on the ignition, but it was giving me this wheezing sound , with the battery indicator on, so I thought the battery had miraculously died... I almost wanted to start freaking out unto say.. Where I go see battery borrow this night.

Fortunately, I looked at the gear and it was still in D... No sooner had I shifted it to " P" that the car kicked on.


@OP

Thank God for your life

Whether you were being overly paranoid or not, it's better to be safe than sorry.
RomanceRe: Suspected Romancelander Who Might Be Dating Out Side Nairaland by 1one: 6:17pm On Dec 14, 2014
Following gringrin
RomanceRe: Share Your Celibacy Relationship Experience Here. by 1one: 5:03pm On Dec 14, 2014
Elantracey:
now am wondering where you got that idea from ,

you know you can't compare oral b to close up na cheesy
But you're not using oral B


Or do you plan on moving from Chewing stick and salt to Oral B? grin

No need to be ashamed.... You can just own up
RomanceRe: Romancelancers Whose Monikers Correlate With Their Real Names by 1one: 3:48pm On Dec 14, 2014
naijaboiy:
Its easy na cheesy

Dee for Daniel wink
I see


No wonder you like to dey chop lion meat


Mr Daniel the Lion eater grin
RomanceRe: Romancelancers Whose Monikers Correlate With Their Real Names by 1one: 3:27pm On Dec 14, 2014
naijaboiy:
hehehehe....you no give me choice na grin
Oya tell me your own first




Na me first askangry
RomanceRe: Romancelancers Whose Monikers Correlate With Their Real Names by 1one: 3:20pm On Dec 14, 2014
naijaboiy:
wonka Gbajabiamila angry
Loooooooooooool


Hahahahahahahahahahaha



Werey!!!



Why you dey give me your first pikin name now

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