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Zeemore


Very nice thread


Well articulated.

MizMyColi


I would reaaaaaally want to hear your opinion on this

olexjay:
Don't make the other Nairalander females feel somehow, all of em are beautiful..... U should just say "some beautiful black female Niralanders".

#JezzSaying!

True

These tips can't even catch a 70year old grandmum with a recorded history of "cougarism"

Very tasteless tips to be honest.

OP you can do better even with just a random "How to chyk a chick" search on google.

Very nice OP

Very nice indeed.


But that Number 6 is the Biggest fibb of the century...

A guy would only have palpitations, when talking to a girl, IF AND ONLY IF he likes the girl, and even at that, it's not still absolute.. There's a difference between pride and confidence, and any guy with a fair degree of confidence wouldn't start having 5000 heart beats per second because he's talking to a girl.


No 3 couldn't be farther from the truth... Personally speaking.



Number 8...only if she has an adorable smile.

Number 7 is very much on point.


Weldone OP!

Big ups!

Elantracey:
you and who wan do night meeting ?


I've told you sha , don't start looking for me all around o

I'll try

naijaboiy:
*Spreads mat*

waiting for some set of people to arrive

Is there still space?

Elantracey:
see your mouth like what


see ya when I see ya,


might not be online for a while so make sure you don't miss me too much

You want to go and have your bathe abi

Is that how long you take to shower?

Night shower shouldn't be long now


Sha do and come back before 12 midnight

Chyking na food?

If you're chyking every week then it's either your game is whack

Or


You're a player

To your question OP

None.

Elantracey:
ordinary tin tomatoes inside already cooked stew


you be cook o

Don't try me ooo Tracey

If I cook stew for you ehn


In fact, just this weekend I cooked one correct stew for my mum, come and see how she and my sister in-law, my sister,.. Infact the whole family were just tripping for my stew.

Elantracey:
hmmmm what was that ?

What?

Elantracey:
it can't be otherwise .

I'll take that as a compliment

Elantracey:
you give me no other option na

Atleast I'm not making you cry.

Issokay

Elantracey:



I thought you forgot that this is a public forum .




I just siddon here dey laff

Keep laughing you hear

Elantracey:
Non- crooked path to what?

You want me to open my all my "yansh" on Nairaland
abi
Don't you know that there are eyes watching us like this

Elantracey:
what did I do na ?

You don't know...


I'm asking for the non - crooked path now

Elantracey:
Wait first , no rush .



What are we talking about here?

Why are you doing like this now

Elantracey:
hehehe, you should find that out yourself .

Won't you give me any clues.??..subtle hints

Atleast I gave you hints to the puzzles

Don't I deserve hints too?

Elantracey:
Just imagine the kind of thoughts you have towards me

there is God o



You've not asked me to marry you o , you are just using crooked ways and my ways are not crooked

So how do you want me to put it that will be straight enough for you.... I don't do crooked too

Elantracey:
1. Country - Cuba capital- Havana fruit- banana , botanical name - musa hybrids , prophet - Moses

This was the hardest.

2. sickle cell - ss

3. Renaissance

4. ant

5. ROI

That Cuba was supposed to be the hardest.. Lol

I didn't expect you to get it at all

So you see how brilliant our minds are


Yet you don't want to marry me

Why now

Elantracey:
croissant

You would have to tell how you broke it...


The clues you drew out and stuff...


Oya..

adexsimply:
The case of "The pot calling the kettle black"
I salute

Please who are you...


So that I'd know how well to address your stupidity

This OP is an ode sha.


See someone asking you a simple question, no harsh or toxic elements in the question she asked.


The next thing is to call her a lost soul?


Ahh ahh... Na wa oo... Is hate so easy to dispense nowadays?

"salvage a lost soul"?.. What type of semantic construction is that by the way, because it is totally useless, it has no meaning whatsoever.

You are a real fool.

This is lovely...

Things I would do effortlessly.

Especially 7,13 and 14

Hmmm.... All this love that I've been saving up for you Miss future girlfriend/Mrs wife.. By the time you come and I pour it on you... Whaaaam !!!... I hope you won't faint ooo

Elantracey.




1.The FIRST LETTER of this word, is the same as the FIRST LETTER of a country, the capital city of this country has the same pronunciation rhyme with a type of edible fruit, the first half of the botanical name of this fruit is the Islamic name for one of the major prophets /servants of God recorded in the Bible between Genesis and Joshua.

2. The FIFTH and SIXTH LETTERS are used to describe especially in Nigerian-lingua, a particular type of congenial disease


3. The SECOND LETTER is the same as the FIRST LETTER of a word(without the definite article) used to describe the period in history between the 14th and the 17th century.

4. The SEVENTH, EIGHT and NINTH LETTERS together form the generic name of an insect

5. The SECOND, THIRD and FOURTH LETTERS together form a term in economics, accounting or finance used to describe the benefit to an investor resulting from an investment of some resource.

WHAT IS THIS WORD?


To other esteemed thinkinites, especially drollster, please ignore this question until after Elantracey has proved to/not to answer it.

Thank you

Elantracey:
No I won't because am positive your evidence would be false

Should I bring it then?

Elantracey:
I plead not guilty to that accusation

If I present a tangible witness and evidence to the stated fact that you started it...I hope you won't recant your not guilty plea

Elantracey:
Can you be less full of yourself for once ehn


I don't do copycats , am 100% original so nor fear .

Where you not the one that started it

Elantracey:
You wish , maybe I should give you one self , that will take you the whole day.


, if you did dream of me then it most have been a nightmare .



I did , how about you?

So dreaming of you causes nightmares??

But I didn't have nightmares now, even though I dreamt of you... .. or was it because I was holding anointing oil with me

If you want to give me one, no wahala

But it must be completely made up by you, not some third party puzzle you saw somewhere on the Internet... Because all my puzzles here were designed by me... Yeah.. I'm that awesome..

Elantracey:
fifteen joor


thanks , form something harder tonight , the hardest you can and bring it in tomorrow


Thank God you know I won't accept it


so what?

goodnight dear and sleep well , don't dream of me o

Lol... The one I would bring ehn... 150years, you would still racking your head.



If I don't dream of you... Who else would I dream of

Have a good night

Elantracey:
about five teen minutes , I got the all first then the log then p then rar and finally mars and that was it .

"Fifteen" minutes?

Or


Five/Ten minutes?

Anyways.... You did great

I should give you a prize but I already know that you won't accept it..


So...

Elantracey:
lol , I didn't

How long did it take you to crack it

No fibbing ooo