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RomanceRe: Romancelancers Whose Monikers Correlate With Their Real Names by 1one: 3:17pm On Dec 14, 2014
MizMyColi:
For the guys......
I don't like any of them at all at all grin grin grin
Azzzzzin my dislike for them knows no bounds exiokwu cheesy cheesy cheesy

So, here's a list of names I'd want them to bear......I've seemingly forgotten their names.

tongue tongue tongue

1one:- Brian


More names loading in my brain. My brain's still in boot mode.
Jokes apart guys.....I've got huge admiration for You all.

Just thought to use this medium to wave and say Hiiiii smiley
cheesy
Hahahahaha!!!

You're pretty close

I have a verrrrrrry English name grin

Infact my first and surname are both English names gringrin

If you're familiar with ancient kings of England juxtaposed with some Saints of the early roman Catholic Church... gringrin... That's enough clue
RomanceRe: Romancelancers Whose Monikers Correlate With Their Real Names by 1one: 3:14pm On Dec 14, 2014
naijaboiy:
I tell you undecided

I tried "Dee" but e no work undecided

Naijaboy sef no work so I come add 'I' join.

Wetin be your own angry

1one-wonde coal bah? cheesy
Lool gringrin

Keep guessing tongue
RomanceRe: Romancelancers Whose Monikers Correlate With Their Real Names by 1one: 2:20pm On Dec 14, 2014
naijaboiy:
Hahahahahahaha gringrin

When I was opening that account I tried to use an account relating to my name but e no work angry

Dem say person don chose am undecided

But since I join nairaland I never still see that moniker undecided
Story that touches grin

So what's your name angry
RomanceRe: The Dream Man Shop For Ladies. by 1one: 2:17pm On Dec 14, 2014
Loool


First of all..

It's really funny

Moral of the story

Women are habitually confused and indecisive beings undecided
RomanceRe: Romancelancers Whose Monikers Correlate With Their Real Names by 1one: 2:03pm On Dec 14, 2014
tosyne2much:
hahaahahahahahahahaahahaahaha roflwkmd lwtmd grin

My belle oooooo grin
tongue
RomanceRe: Romancelancers Whose Monikers Correlate With Their Real Names by 1one: 1:59pm On Dec 14, 2014
Naijaboiy - oboyoyo grin
Christianity EtcRe: Temptations Vs Our Sight by 1one: 1:54pm On Dec 14, 2014
Ishilove:
1one, I block out stuff that can weaken me and make me susceptible to iranu.
Like what?
Christianity EtcRe: Temptations Vs Our Sight by 1one: 1:47pm On Dec 14, 2014
Ishilove:
Beautiful article.

Some men can go to the extremes to control their eyes. I went to my lecturer's office one day. He was working on his computer when I came in. I'm a BBW, so what I wore that day must have scrambled his focus,because his reaction was immediately defensive.

I had barely taken a seat when he whipped out his sunshades and slammed them into his face. In the 45mins I sat in his office, he never once took off the shades and avoided looking at me directly.

Even though he looked very ridiculous, it is his way of practicing eye control. grin

Me, I simply block out nasty stuff and focus my mind on other things.
Ishiiiiiii... See what you're doing to us men ehn!! angry

You should be wearing Agbada!! .... All the time

Errm by the way...why do you have the need to block out stuff... The last time I checked you're not a les:bian, so why should you be blocking out nasty stuff.... The issue of lust of the eyes is majorly a challenge peculiar to the XYs of God's creation
RomanceRe: Share Your Celibacy Relationship Experience Here. by 1one: 1:06pm On Dec 14, 2014
coolfredo:
my brother had it been i never read one of ur post on d topic " can a guy frndzone girlx" u said " u have frnd zone some while stil fv......kin her excpt one camorian u help in fyndin acomodation cos she is ur nebor" i wil hav start to conderm my self.... u r such an hypocrite.. repent bro n be sincere to ur self
Errrrrrm Bros.. Please check the moniker again

If na sleep eye you take type this nonsense, you're forgiven for your mistake.... But if by any chance your five functional senses were at their peak when you posted this, please do reference or quote word for word the thread and the post where you saw, according to you, the source of my hypocrisy.


That said, the fact that I'm a virgin at my age shouldn't make you feel sorry for yourself or feel condemned if you're not, I'm a man, you're a man, we both have different tenets, principles and habitual practises that we live our lives by, so there's no reason why my own standard for moral living should make you feel sour with yourself.

Find your own tenets and principles and live by them, be proud of them....if you're not a virgin you have your reasons, it's your life... Be proud about it.. I'm a virgin... It's my life and I'm proud to be one

Cheers
RomanceRe: Share Your Celibacy Relationship Experience Here. by 1one: 12:47pm On Dec 14, 2014
Elantracey:
but mine is whiter tongue
But your own whiteness is from Chewing stick tongue

My own whiteness is from Closeup grin
RomanceRe: How Can He Get Over Her?? by 1one: 2:22am On Dec 14, 2014
Is he gainfully employed?

In other words, does he have a Job?
RomanceRe: Share Your Celibacy Relationship Experience Here. by 1one: 2:15am On Dec 14, 2014
ballyjzworld:
Stay off self service... The real thing is better of.
What is this one saying
RomanceRe: Share Your Celibacy Relationship Experience Here. by 1one: 1:30am On Dec 14, 2014
Elantracey:
grin grin grin
I can shine teeth too

grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Techniques For Texting/chatting In A Relationship. by 1one: 11:04pm On Dec 13, 2014
See how this thread is just filled with pockets of bald hair grin



All the mods deleting posts like the blood of Jesus deleting the sins of men

I hail una oogrin
RomanceRe: If A Lady Asked You To Write An Essay On Why She Should Date You, Would You? by 1one: 10:08pm On Dec 13, 2014
MizMyColi:
That's an indicator that she has a Controlling Attitude.

By default, some ladies do.....especially undiluted cholerics.
The wise ones don't use it anyhow. They are very discreet and mature with that part of their nature.

The foolish and uninformed ones do something in the lines of the OP's suggestion.

It is never too late to gather sense tho'
kiss
If Nairaland ceased to be this minute...and suddenly went *poof*!!! In such a way that everybody on Nairaland, by some electro-telepathic way had their brains washed away, so much so that nobody remembers anything about anybody from Nairaland.



Even inspite of that....




There's ONE PERSON I Won't STILL FORGET



MizMyColi!!!

You totally rock girl!!!

Totally! wink
RomanceRe: Advice Needed Please by 1one: 8:08pm On Dec 13, 2014
Mityna:
75k for ps4.. my brother, I haven't spent that much on myself at once.. he has ps3
My sister, but you love him


He has been wonderful to you


Ohhh I forgot to add the "" in wonderful

Would you only spend on the love of your life, the amount you can/have spend/spent on yourself?
RomanceRe: Techniques For Texting/chatting In A Relationship. by 1one: 7:55pm On Dec 13, 2014
Chaiii..... See shading!!! grin




Stands up from chair...



Spreads a mat grin
RomanceRe: Advice Needed Please by 1one: 7:53pm On Dec 13, 2014
Mityna:
gosh.. lwkm.. he doesn't have one.. that's why I asked that.. but I think he's planning on getting one, but dunno how soon..
So it would totally make him Awed!!! If you got him a PS4

You said you checked Jumia yeah

You should be able to see it there....


And if it's too expensive for you...


A PS3 is still hot cake for many guys, so you can get him a PS3.
RomanceRe: Advice Needed Please by 1one: 7:46pm On Dec 13, 2014
Mityna:
oh I see.. but what if he doesn't have a ps4? is it still useful?
Seriously... You don't know if he has a PS4?


Are you guys doing Facebook courting?
RomanceRe: Advice Needed Please by 1one: 7:33pm On Dec 13, 2014
Buy him a PS4 CD
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Geek Boyfriend. by 1one: 12:37pm On Dec 13, 2014
rittyben:
cool I think he is cool with just one can.
Amen! grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Geek Boyfriend. by 1one: 11:38am On Dec 13, 2014
rittyben:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Takes a can of Origin sits in a corner and watch the drama unfolds.
You know your potential geek boyfriend viewing this thread may not like his woman to indulge in consumption of alcohol gringrin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Geek Boyfriend. by 1one: 9:54am On Dec 13, 2014
whitemosquito:
I challenge you to elucidate with detailed diagrammatic proof within 24 hrs. I am waiting.
If you can bring me paper, pencil and an eraser, I'll give you your diagrammatic proof. I am waiting, but don't rush yourself, today is Saturday, I'm sure you have atleast two "Owambe" to attend...so take your time
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Geek Boyfriend. by 1one: 9:51pm On Dec 12, 2014
whitemosquito:
Mr smartypants, how did u arrive at the " in a romantic relationship with a guy to whom I cant explain what I feel" conclusion? Arent you jumping again? "Abi" you be jumping chicken?
Well...Remember how you jumped to that false conclusion in the groundnut soup thread?... Let's say I've albeit, unconsciously, learnt the art of skillful "jumping" from you... Your whiff can be very contagious.


Besides this conclusion is not even unfounded jumping like yours...It's very true
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Geek Boyfriend. by 1one: 9:25pm On Dec 12, 2014
whitemosquito:
Romance? Very much. Make-up? Moderately. Love? Inexplicably. Story? Absolutely.
But when u put them all together... Mbanu.
So in essence you're in a romantic relationship with a guy to whom you give little room to err even though you can't really explain what you have for him undecided

By the way... You missed out the "abi"

Or your witty engine didn't power enough steam to cook up something for "abi'
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Geek Boyfriend. by 1one: 9:16pm On Dec 12, 2014
whitemosquito:
Divorce.
Why Would You choose to specialize in that...

You don't like a romantic make-up love story abi
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Geek Boyfriend. by 1one: 9:01pm On Dec 12, 2014
kaboninc:
Sorry bro.
I thought MyColi replied my question about my hands 'catching cold'

So you say you're not a geek?

Are you anti-geek?
Na.. I'm not anti-geek

I'm cool with geeks

I'm not just a geek that's all
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Geek Boyfriend. by 1one: 9:00pm On Dec 12, 2014
whitemosquito:
Church boy, there are different kinds of scribes.. Lawyers easily come to mind.
Babalawo girl, what type of lawyer are you because the words "charge and bail" readily come to mind.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Geek Boyfriend. by 1one: 8:34pm On Dec 12, 2014
kaboninc:
Are you MizMyColi?
How did you come about that question?

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