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So no matter how short you are... Would you think that God would be so unfair and unjust not to have made a girl just for you that adores your height?

The fact that majority of girls desire Tall guys doesn't mean it's an absolute trend... If there are 100million girls in Nigeria for instance and 80% would rather date taller guys than shorter guys, that leaves you with at least 20million girls who would crave to, desire to or wouldn't absolutely mind dating a short guy.

So with this theoretical analysis, which is also very plausible... I think you should just chill.. Your woman is out there.... Anyone that doesn't want to date you believe you me, she's not for you, no matter how fine or strongly attracted you are to her..

So all of you have girl friends with curves and milk factories.... Hmm OK.

missberrypop5: eiyah. Post her picture let me see if it's true.

Seconded

Such a thread to start the week..


Let's see how things would unfold

*Continues sipping pina colada*

I've read so many untrue things today... And out of them... This one takes the cake.

I've actually heard this before... Infact when I was going for my youth service, I was told that the screening officials at the camp won't accept my B.sc Certificate if it was laminated... I wasn't too sure about this so I just decided to leave it like that without laminating.. When I got to camp though, I don't remember them turning down anyone with a laminated certificate, even though I was not too focused on any other person apart from me... But I think if you can keep your certificate in a safe place, it's somewhat better than laminating it so as to avoid any incidence of certificate refusal due to lamination

Infact.. They should ban Egypt Air... Ban Egypt Air.. Ban Egypt Air... Ban.. Ohh ok I've said that before... Anything that looks remotely like an Egyptian should be banned.. What utter nonsense... To blazes with the ticketing officer Mr Nazi abi kini oruko oniranu bobo yen.

Didn't the mother of the boy call him to confirm the ticket destination yet the goat was being nonchalant and flippant about the issue... He can take his remorsefulnesss and shove down a skunk's arss..... Rubbish behavior from a Rubbish person....Awon Oniranu Gba... Osi to ju Osi lo ..

I'm just very pissed.. If the young man died in the process, would his remorse bring him back... Instead the stupiiid airline would be sending stupiiiiid consolatory messages to the family...Infact the building where the Egypt air office is should be bulldozed... Leveled.. So levelled that nothing would be built there again for 50 years.... Nonsense.... Useless set of condescending contemptuous twerps

P.S: nobody should quote me to remove the insults because there are still plenty I left out

Unibenstudent

Dude seriously, why are you following so many girls like that.. Your follow section is literally like a candy floss shop... Why!

Lily4star: Looooool, I hear, thank you Sir

OK madam

Lacomus: Sorry to ask please sir U dey spray insecticide ?

Hahahahaha.. Mor-teeeeeeeen.... Kills girls mosquitoes dead by heavy breathing.

It's Romantic Breathing

Lily4star: You should know the answer to that, I am sooo sure you know what to do




But on a second thought, if I were you I see no reason why I would take her serious again, she's coming back to you cos she just realised you re better than her bf, Move on man, but if you can forgive her then nah you know(matter of choice).


And if I were a Guy, I swear I wouldn't take any woman who wasn't there when I was struggling serious, one who left me halfway in a relationship for things I couldn't give her when I was going through life's hard times, but ll do absolutely anything for you when we go through life's high way together and make it, after trying Timothy, James and Matthew(loaded guys) who ll never appreciate them knowing fully well you rolled with them for the money, then you ll realise John, though had nothing but had the best of intentions, on trying to go back to him he has stepped up his game and things has changed for him then it becomes too late.

Appreciate what you ve, things aint going to be bad forever. There's nothing like standing by someone who has the best of intentions for you in his trying times.

I just want to say that whoever made that fringe for you in your profile... Go back and give the person one carton of fayrouz. .

If there's any hairstyle you want to carry for a whole year... Please let it be that fringe.

Please Decline her Plead.

jaykaylegend: i have friends that still do that especially @ night but i have always not hav the courage to even try it... And i have tried to talk to just any other girl but the right words don't come out but now that you have mentioned i wll up my efforts
and P.S; your long post helped

Aii man

Come back here to give us testimonies

jaykaylegend: Hi fellas/ladies.
I'm a student and i have a very big issue that has affected me lots of times and that problem is shyness especially with girls...
I cannot talk to a girl i like
even if we get talking i cannot keep the coversation going
I cannot woo a girl I meet on the road or like(cos im always afraid of embarassment and rejection)
There is this girl i liked in my department but due to my inability to make my feelings known to the girl, one of my friends talked to her and they started going out together.
I have read plenty books and articles on how to talk to girls but none of them seems to be working for me.
Because of this shyness, i don't have female friends cos i dnt't even know how to start a friendship with a girl..
So to cut the long story short I dont know how to woo or converse with ladies i like..
Abeg nairalanders make una help me oooo..
And just so you know; i do face my studies seriously....
Thanks in advance

Do guys still do that? wooing a girl on the road?.. Walking up to her to say baby the way you move makes my intestines interesting ??.. Anyways don't bother about your inability to do that it's not an issue, There are better more matured ways to meet a girl than way-laying her on the street with "Hey your money, your life or date me"


Secondly, you must understand that A GIRL IS A HUMAN BEING.. JUST LIKE YOU.. the fact that she's pretty, has breeest or buttocks shouldn't make you feel she's some extra-terrestial deity-personified being.. A girl breathes.. Eats... Farts.. Burps.. Etc just like you.. When you have this consciousness, you wouldn't feel overly gittery when talking to a girl...moreover when you're talking to a girl, you're doing her a favor, most girls can't do without being male-talked for one week.. So don't walk up to a girl with "Ahhh she's doing me a favour oo" mindset.. It's actually the other way around... Na she get market and na you be customer wey wan buy.. If customer no come market must to spoil.

The key is this, as some people mentioned.. Don't start talking to one particular girl you like... Make friends with many, start talking to many of them.. Even the "SU" type... Just flow with every one of them and from there you'll be cool enough to HIT your main target.


Last bullet : And I promised myself that I wouldn't do long posts again

ellapius: @ op stop mesturbating then u will be bold enuf to ask for the real tin .dont ask me how I got to know.cos u wont like it.

... that moment when a female moniker says "guilty of number this or that"...

.... You now go back to page one to look for the number... Then go back to her profile and be like...

tosyne2much: I stand to be corrected...thanks.. Buh no let guys come bash u here oooo

Won o'n to be.. Won o'n ti po to

JeffreyJamez: hanging

Now I understand

tosyne2much: egbon this thing you are joking with will land you 21 yrs in jail

Were you the one that added 7years extra?
The statutory jail term is 14years

JeffreyJamez: do you have money

Do you pee standing or sitting

Gloria3389: knowledge from scul

I see

Secondary or University

Give a woman attention with your money... Sikena.

chinazaekperem2: RIP education

Guy chill abeg no allow rozzay come chop you raw oo

JeffreyJamez: your point is?

Is water wet

JeffreyJamez: is water wet?

Is the sun yellow

JeffreyJamez: hi im jeffrey jamez....i think i like you...no homo

Hahaha

Hi I'm 1one..do you have money?.

#nogoldDigger#

Nairaland even shades my true personality.. I'm a very sarcastic person in real life.. But here I try to dampen it. It still sips out from time to time in some threads sha .. But I don't allow it get overboard.

Most of my posts are long.... And in real life, if I'm comfortable with you and find you very engaging... That's how I would be talking ooooooo.... Till midnight..and you would be enjoying it too.. Because I have a very nice voice .


Infact if I make myself to be on Nairaland who I truly am off my key pads.. Ahhh... I for don marry all the hot girls for here

Leetunechi: i cant figure out which one is your emali


dey are so freakin many

Hahahahaha... This guy is a clown!!

tosyne2much: what do I stand to gain ? Lying does not dignify my kind of person.... I didnt lie claiming I have a private jet or 2million in my acc so what do I stand to gain in my write up if you say I dey lie... Jst believe all I have posted broda

Toor... If you say so sha

It's just that you that "good boy" holy holy look.. One wouldn't think you've even held a woman's bweest before.

Gloria3389: forming innocence abi... diaris God

How do you know what condom is

Is it knowledge from TV?

Or Knowledge from Rod.

tosyne2much: A lady once visited me at my elder brother's place.. During pre-intimacy, she asked me if I had a condom, I zoomed off at Hussain Bolt pace and unzipped my bag.. I was about to tear out the wrapper when she calmly asked me if I bought the con.dom prior to her arrival or I had it alreday...I was lik WTF !!! Which kind question be dis naaaa... She said because she told me she was coming to spend d evening with me, I quicky went to arrange a con.dom... This babe was jst curious to know, she started bashing me telling me sex was all wat I wanted frm her.. Her curiousity killed my mood and my dicckk drastically dropped down... Smh

Tosyne is LIE jare !