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Romance › Re: An Average Nairalander Dude Worship NL Ladies? by 1one: 4:54pm On Sep 11, 2014

rozzay: Tosyn2much! Tosyn tosyn I di okaaaay! As I come bak open nland na ur thread enter my dormoth. So all dis thin wey u mention u don 4get say u dey do dem for me or u want me to bring my evidence abi

Please bring it we want to see grin

If it's true I would personally rub pepper on his lipsrsealed

Phones › Re: GIONEE M2 Discussion Thread. by 1one: 4:38pm On Sep 11, 2014

Johnbosco77: abeg ooo, Hw can I use d screenshot of dis baby m2? its different from ma previous babe p2. helep oo

How to "use" or how to make a screen shot... If it's the latter; press and hold down the lower volume button and at the same time the power button... Hold down the volume(-) and power button at the same time.. You would hear shikam grin

screen shot is taken.

Romance › Re: The Awkward Moment When U Meet A Guy U Turrned Down by 1one: 4:09pm On Sep 11, 2014

@Op

With all these bashing and insults and cursing... I guess being #Teamvirgin is not the only team you should be in undecided

... #Teammature... #Teamcivilzed.. and #TeamTakeaJoke are other teams you should be in because I don't see how and why you just turned all toxic and insultive all of a sudden.. Abi is it all the compressed and pressurised heat from lack of sex that you're blowing out here on Sapphire86... At the end of the day from all your insults.. It's not just about closing your legs alone that matters and be claiming #Teamvirgin.. It's about closing your "mouth" too.

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Romance › Re: The Awkward Moment When U Meet A Guy U Turrned Down by 1one: 3:55pm On Sep 11, 2014

Mrval20: MC - s.c.a.p.e.goat.
I included hue dots because I don't want to call him out.

Hahaha. . He would still see it.. I think

Romance › Re: The Awkward Moment When U Meet A Guy U Turrned Down by 1one: 3:20pm On Sep 11, 2014

100Cents: Onila is still a virgins.

Is me go marry her..

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Romance › Re: The Awkward Moment When U Meet A Guy U Turrned Down by 1one: 3:13pm On Sep 11, 2014*

Most Anticipated Wedding of Nairaland

Onila weds Andy Blaze grin

Best Man: Yungwizzy
Chief bride's made :Liability
Little gr oom: 100Cents
Little bride : Iduwougbo

Officiating Minister-Lord Krall.

Attendance is COMPULSORY angry

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Romance › Re: An Average Nairalander Dude Worship NL Ladies? by 1one: 2:41pm On Sep 11, 2014

tosyne2much: gbaaaaaaam you nailed it.... May you live long

Iseeeeeeeeeee grin

Romance › Re: An Average Nairalander Dude Worship NL Ladies? by 1one: 2:33pm On Sep 11, 2014

Caveat: I have never Pmed any moniker with a pink coloured letter before.

That said.. If some guys don't do like that.. worship them and dott on them like fly on shiit.. Trust me most of them would sleep and not wake up... most girls live and bloom from flattery and worship.. Things like "oh your picture is fine".." you look so sweet".. A girl can live on one good compliment for one month whether she's gorgeous or not, in fact its the gorgeous ones that even need it ever so much as a form of validation and that's why some of them in recent times have started daily changing their pictures as if here na BBM.. So yes guys that do all these female worshiping things should be pissed upon... But Ultimately they are just performing their duty in the Girl-Guy Romantic Ecosystem or food chain.. In every food chain there's the primary producer (girl worshippers) and the primary consumer(worshipped girls).. They need each other to maintain a balance in the larger scheme of things grin

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Romance › Re: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by 1one: 1:01pm On Sep 11, 2014

dmcdad: Well said...

Another thing is, truth be told, some girls need to learn how to flash their flashlights. Seriously, some girls lack the necessary expertise to give a greenlight. Like this poster said, if you flash it as well as is necessary, every coded guy would definitely get the signal. Plus, I feel what's there to walk up to him and initiate a convo, and from there you would be surprised how he would pick it up. Maybe I am just lucky, but most girls I dated approached me first and in many cases I would help out with the rest.

And like you stated, if I don't fancy you, you would definitely get the sign as clear as daylight.

We should open another thread.. "HOW TO FLASH LIGHT-5 Essential things every lady needs to flash the correct shade and intensity of green light" grin

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Romance › Re: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by 1one: 11:33am On Sep 11, 2014

See it's a simple thing... If a girl shows green light and the guy doesn't still woo her it just means the guy is not into her.. A normal guy can sense green light from Oshodi even if the girl is flashing it in CMS..Guys are not as dumb and clueless as ladies would like to think... If you flash green light and he doesn't take it as a cue then he's not interested in you.. SIMPLE. As someone rightly said A guy would reject as many ladies he's not attracted to just the same way a girl would... No difference. There's this subtle expectation that once a girl woos a guy or does something close to that being that it's against convention; then the guy "MUST" also accept the offer.. BIG LIE ooo.. As hard and as disadvantaged as my face is if a girl I'm not attracted to physically, intellectually and spiritually woos me. .. She's on her own o.. I go just jejely and respectfully decline.

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Romance › Re: What Is Happening To This Smooth Relationship?. Advice Me by 1one: 10:24am On Sep 11, 2014

Tannie: I'm happy this came from a man

Travel › Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by 1one: 10:21am On Sep 11, 2014

StealthyMe: Gbaam!

Though,they cud give birth to as many suits them...i get speechless when i see a fat lady with about three kids and doesn't hi want to pay for two seats

And then she goes ' Bros,abeg help me lap ur boy' even when she has the money!

.. Exactly.. Yeye false sense of entitlement

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Romance › Re: Sex On First Date: Good Or Bad Idea by 1one: 10:14am On Sep 11, 2014

100Cents: Bros, these ladies want sex on a first date.

The first girl i would have dated and married, I lost her to this issue.

I lost another one last month to this issue.

If any babe show again, I cannot make that mistake again.

I haven't been with a girlfriend in the past 3 good years. O boy, eno easy oo.

OK man... Whatever rocks your boatboat

. I've not had a girlfriend in the last 5years,so I guess I understand your "no easiness".. I just personally feel that I'm too important to be sleeping around with just anybody because she offers it for free or because she's finer, hotter and sexier than Juliet Ibrahim, Kim and Beyonce joined together. If a girl offers sex out of her warped and rather flimsy opinion about the sanctity of sex and lack of moral constraint... That's on her not on you... But when you accept the offer then I think it's just logical to say she has made you part of the shiit she's caked up of.

#JustMyOpinionThough

Travel › Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by 1one: 8:27am On Sep 11, 2014

The woman backing one baby and holding two kids that enters the bus and sits beside you and gives you this "bros you no sabi say you suppose help me carry one pikin" look. angry

... and I'm like duuuuhhh.. You no sabi say na 2014 be this.. People no dey born pass 2 angry

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Romance › Re: What Is Happening To This Smooth Relationship?. Advice Me by 1one: 8:11am On Sep 11, 2014

zoeee: I'm sure he has a reason for feeling that way.... U will know when someone truly loves u, or loves what u give or do...

True.. But with that said I believe his fear is more paranoia based, if he was still broke and she still chose to be around him every now and again.. I don't think he would question the sincerity of her love. I guess what he is going through is what most guys with money go through with their girlfriends-Is she with me for the money or for my personality, to which I think based on his story that she's been there since when he was broke;he shouldn't have any reason to even consider the former or question the latter.

Romance › Re: Sex On First Date: Good Or Bad Idea by 1one: 8:03am On Sep 11, 2014

100Cents: Good stand, but o boy all the fine girls will desert you. That is what I am suffering now.

Hahaha.. But really you don't need "ALL" the fine girls.. You just need that "ONE“ fine girl.. and believe you me she's just around the corner.

Phones › Re: GIONEE M2 Discussion Thread. by 1one: 7:10am On Sep 11, 2014

swisscarter: first of al vroot nd iroot r 4rm dsame developer

2ndly
any where u dwnload am na dsame d recovery tools app go open file manager nd u go stil c ur

internal storage nd ur sdcard

bt 2 be easier just dwnload it 2 ur external sdcard(i.e d memory card u put 4 d fone)

Yeah thanks man.. Did that successfully. I was going to go further to attempt upgrading to kitkatt.. O boy na hin I see say the firmware for 8G was like 878MB shocked

... Ahhh so I'm chilling for now till I have WiFi, can't do that with my present data plan... Thanks a bunch for the stepwise walk through you gave me man. Really appreciate it. cool

Family › Re: Having A Joint Account With Your Spouse, Good Or Bad? by 1one: 1:04am On Sep 11, 2014

Just as the poster above me says...I've always planned that when I get married my wife and I would have a joint account for either family upkeep or major projects say; building our house, or sending the kids abroad for schooling or for yearly summer trips around the world etc.. and for other major things.. .However this would not prevent either of us from having personal accounts, but the joint account would be fed from our individual accounts. .In essence, having a joint account is good putting aside all other character flaws as relating to individualistic lack of financial prudence , pride, tendency to cheat and so on.

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Romance › Re: Sex On First Date: Good Or Bad Idea by 1one: 11:59pm On Sep 10, 2014

@OP

BAD IDEA

Sex on any other day apart from the THE RING DAY is BAD. It doesn't matter if you enjoyed the sex or entered cloud 52 or she had 200 orgásms or you rode her like a red Indian on a horse from 7am till 7pm. It is still bad.. .On the first date.. Second date.. 500th date.. Is BAD. Take it or Leave it.. .those are two very simple options

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Romance › Re: What Is Happening To This Smooth Relationship?. Advice Me by 1one: 11:50pm On Sep 10, 2014

@Op

There's one major thing you must consider and as obvious as it is, based on the story you told us, I wonder why you would still be questioning her loyalty. .You mentioned that when you were poor and couldn't afford much she was there with you and still (proudly I guess) introduced you to people as her boyfriend.In essence, she was not ashamed of your status.

Unfortunately, Her family has gotten the shorter end of the stick money wise and you suddenly feel she's in love with you because of your money?. .I don't think so bro. ..except I didn't get your story right.. .Personally I think you should still give her as much as you can for her upkeep, not even because of love but because 1.you can afford it 2. Because it's the right thing to do and 3.Because she was there with you when the money was not there.. I could go on. .but it would just be laboriously long to read. ..I don't know why I can never write short post Ahh AhhAhh angry

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Phones › Re: GIONEE M2 Discussion Thread. by 1one: 11:21pm On Sep 10, 2014

I don't understand why my phone is saying storage space running out when in the storage panel,its saying I have 4.3GB of free space left.. But in system storage its saying I have just 13.1MB left.. huh

...did anybody experience this?..any work around? ..come what may I MUST UPGRADE TO KIT KATT THIS NIGHT.. .IF I BRICK MY PHONE I DON'T KIA grin

Phones › Re: GIONEE M2 Discussion Thread. by 1one: 11:00pm On Sep 10, 2014

swisscarter: wow dats a ton of questionz!!!!

Rooting:

go to

http://www.mgyun.com/m/en

and just click "download"

it wil download a file named iroot.apk

open d app and click on root bt mk sure ur data conn. is switchd on b4 rootin

afta rootin check ur menu nd u wil c an app calld "kinguser"
dats ur superuser

den u cn uninstal d iroot app

Custom Recovery:

go 2 playstore and search recovery tools

u wld c an app named root [flashr] or sumtin like dat d icon has a thunderbolt on it

den instal it

download CTR recovery 4rm here

http://d-h.st/kLF

dwnload it 2 ur sdcard

open d app u dwnlded and click on flash recovery den click on "other from storage"

locate d file u dwnloaded b4 and click it

it wil prompt u a question den choose yes please

wait 4 it 2 finish.....

Backing Up Rom

afta it finishd flashin boot into recovery

go to "backup and restore" den choose backup

wait 4 it 2 finish.

afta bckin up reboot phone den go 2 ur sdcard nd u wld c a folda named "CLOCKWORKMOD"

THAT IS UR BCKUP

Thank you sooo very much for taking out time to answer me.... I'd already used vroot to root it so I guess I'm in the clear from that I hope... I used root checker to check the validity of the rooting and it gave me an affirmation..

About the download to sdcard part.. Is it the sdcard of the internal memory /device storage or the SD card of the external storage /memory card.. These terms always get me confused... thanks a tonne man

Phones › Re: GIONEE M2 Discussion Thread. by 1one: 7:10pm On Sep 10, 2014

@ Gionee M2 CLIQUE grin

So I just got my own M2 today...and I just have a couple of questions... I'm not exactly a fresher when it comes to phone tweaking and stuff but I'm not a graduate either..so I would really be awesomely grateful if any one of you would help me out with the following questions..

1.I want to upgrade to kitkat but just for safety I want to back up my stock ROM....please how do I do this.?

2.I want to root this device... which is the best rooting app without PC to use.. Frama Root?

3.If I root by Frama root..would I still need to download Super SU separately?

4.Is there any other app I need to download alongside framaroot to ensure proper rooting?

5.Do I need to back up my stock ROM before even rooting?

Thanks guys.

Phones › Re: Infinix zero discussion thread! by 1one: 6:46pm On Sep 10, 2014

santosslam: hw much?

Price varies from place to place...but I got mine for 21,500.

Phones › Re: Infinix zero discussion thread! by 1one: 6:35pm On Sep 10, 2014

chemmerfrank: lol...u bought gionee?

Yeps...maybe by January when infinix has settled paying off all the witches that have sworn for them; then I'll buy the gold version... but for now..I have been ”Emmed” grin

Phones › Re: Infinix zero discussion thread! by 1one: 2:53pm On Sep 10, 2014

chemmerfrank: same crap dey told me...rily annoying

so so annoying, when I called the customer rep,she was like they've been having some issues with getting it cleared at the airport or something about warehouse something something, I can't remember exactly what she said..I kindly told her to cancel my order..she was now sweet talking me to be patient and stuff..me too I honey talked her to CANCEL my order...she finally did.. now I have piece of mind with my Gionee M2..mi o raye waiting for infinix ooo.. no time..Jesus is coming soon.....Infinix be falling since 1754.

Phones › Re: Infinix zero discussion thread! by 1one: 2:17pm On Sep 10, 2014

@Juliano47. See go 4d M2. I jst gt mine like an hour ago. Forget ds Zero phne.

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Phones › Re: Infinix zero discussion thread! by 1one: 12:30pm On Sep 10, 2014

So I jst gt a txt 4rm konga sayin my phne wd b delayed...mtsheew..cancelled my order already.

Phones › Re: Infinix zero discussion thread! by 1one: 12:04pm On Sep 10, 2014

thnking of cancelling my order,whre I am there's no calcare o huh

Phones › Re: Unbelievable!!! Learn How To Get 5000GB On MTN Or ETISALAT!(All device) by 1one: 11:34am On Sep 10, 2014

@OP

You sure got me...hahahaha...punking of life.

Forum Games › Re: The Hilarious Picture Game by 1one: 11:37pm On Sep 08, 2014

The explorer pic had me in stitches.hahahaha.nice thread OP.

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Romance › Re: Ladies, Guys, How Do You View A Guy Who Cries. by 1one: 10:23pm On Sep 08, 2014

I cry smetmes whn I worship,bt dt doesn't mke me a wuss.

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