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RomanceRe: How Do You Woo A Girl Inside The Market? Is It Wrong? by 1one: 11:17am On Sep 19, 2014
fxbot: Thanks guys... I will try it next time I go to the market
Is it only to toast babe that you go to the market for? huh
PhonesRe: GIONEE M2 Discussion Thread. by 1one: 9:55am On Sep 19, 2014
kennedyugo: I did no backup in my case. The problem is installed apps go to system partition which is just 1.5gb leaving the phone storage 4gb empty and of no use. I am yet to figure out how to fix this so that apps install in the larger memory
Okay then... Try this method, I'm not sure if would work though, but just try.

Go to the Settings >Storage>Preferred installation location.

When you click on preferred installation location, you would see three options

1.Internal device

2.Removable SD

3.Let the system decide.

If it's in any other option apart from Removable SD, then change it to removable SD... In that way, whenever you download, the downloaded files Wil go into your removable SD
PhonesRe: GIONEE M2 Discussion Thread. by 1one: 9:49am On Sep 19, 2014
nani667: Can this device be rooted with Framaroot ?
No it can't.

Use Vroot.

Vroot will root it in barely over 1 minute.
Nairaland GeneralRe: "Wetin Concern Agbero With Overload" Translate In English. by 1one: 12:31am On Sep 19, 2014
A tout is absolutely indifferent, insensitive and summarily nonchalant to the sight and presence of a public/commercial vehicle /bus whose number of passengers are excessive, and way above what the vehicle can conveniently take or accommodate.

grin grin
RomanceRe: Guys Do You Sometimes Wish You Were A Lady ? by 1one: 11:42pm On Sep 18, 2014
tosyne2much: goes on my knees=» begging for forgiveness=» sweating profusely=» I won't do that again
I never see any sweat... Are you sure it's not make uphuh

Oya go and clean the make up on your face... While you are at it, remove your sanitary pad too.. Then come back and beg angry
RomanceRe: Guys Do You Sometimes Wish You Were A Lady ? by 1one: 11:36pm On Sep 18, 2014
Cc. naijaboiy

Come and see your brother again.


Shebi I tell you say make you no finish all the bullets angry
PhonesRe: GIONEE M2 Discussion Thread. by 1one: 10:06pm On Sep 18, 2014
zicobass11: how can I screen shot on dis gionee m2 device
Hold down the volume(-) and power button at the same time.
PhonesRe: GIONEE M2 Discussion Thread. by 1one: 10:04pm On Sep 18, 2014
kennedyugo: Abeg bros, have you fixed the problem? I am facing same issue with my brother's own.
Yeah I have actually... I realized that when I did a back up of the stock rom(The native/default Rom that came with the M2), I saved it in the phone's internal memory instead of my (external) memory card... So I deleted the back up from the phone memory and did another back up and saved it in the external memory.

That was what solved it... I've not had that issue again.. So maybe you may want to check if there's a large file that's sitting in your brother's phone memory.
RomanceRe: Top 4 Ways To Collect Money From A Stingy Guy by 1one: 8:46pm On Sep 18, 2014
naijaboiy: don't mind him angry

*Cocks Gun*
Tosyne2much...come out here angry

*Orders for One extra crate of bullets* angry
RomanceRe: Top 4 Ways To Collect Money From A Stingy Guy by 1one: 8:19pm On Sep 18, 2014
tosyne2much: I'm humbled ooooo egbon mi.... * oya the next thread go be , *Top 4 ways to collect money from a stingy lady * lwkmd
In other news... There's one girl in another thread complaining about her stingy boyfriend... Make you go give am extra lessons grin
RomanceRe: Top 4 Ways To Collect Money From A Stingy Guy by 1one: 8:14pm On Sep 18, 2014
naijaboiy: Tosyne2much exposing our 'secrets' since 1848 angry
I don't even know whether the guy get priccck true true.... angry

Because all these hin threads na how to dey help woman with one thing or the other.. What was the title of that other thread he created sef angry

Anyways sha.. I don put am for my watch listlist angry

This thread typifies what Pablo Escoba did.. And we all know what happened to him.

Tosyne my cross hairs are on youangry
RomanceRe: Am I Bein Taken For Granted? by 1one: 8:04pm On Sep 18, 2014
marinel: pls can u jus tell me how. He has neva done anytin worth bein called a sacrifice for me n yet iv been der for him so many tyms. Iv help evn to take care off business for him let alone house chores n all. He has neva evn taken me jus to chill out let alone on a shoppin spree n I see guys doin all ds for their ladies. I can't evn count d no of gifts iv received frm my best friend who happens to b a guy. Yet my own bf fails to buy a gift fr me evn on my birthdays something I do for him cheerfully on his. I evn baked a cake n planned a suprise party wt a few friends on his last bday. Am I askin for too much
shocked shocked shocked
Even on your birthday?. . No gift?.. That's "unforgivable".

You're not asking too much.. I think you're well deserving of all the things you're asking of him.He might just be pathologically stingy, and really there's no cure to that... People like him don't need money to be generous, because whether the money is there or not, they are still tight-fisted.

I honestly suggest that you just take a major break from the relationship... Your bf certainly doesn't know how to value and appreciate your presence in his life.. And who would want a guy like that as the father of her children.
RomanceRe: Chivalry Is Dead…and Women Killed It by 1one: 10:32am On Sep 18, 2014
TheRealAdonye: How did you know I love Fayrouz? (esp. Pineapple).. Thanks..
I'm psychic like that... grin

You're welcome cool
FamilyRe: My Family Friend Just Kicked Out His Wife From Their House by 1one: 12:27am On Sep 18, 2014
Let me just book space before Ksi comes. grin
RomanceRe: What's That Physical Feature That Attracts You To A Lady? by 1one:
Lips....

I can look at a girl with nice lips till I fall inside gutter grin


Breastz...

There's just something I find uncannily irresistible about breastz... If my wife ever needs to get something from me and I'm being strong headed... All she need do is stroke me with her breastz and 1one would immediately turn to zombie grin
RomanceRe: Chivalry Is Dead…and Women Killed It by 1one: 11:45pm On Sep 17, 2014
This is an amazing article.. Very brilliant... Very brilliantly written.



A Carton of fayrouz to the OP for sharing this here. grin

I learnt some new words too

-Ribald
-Skittish
RomanceRe: Am Heart Broken by 1one: 9:39pm On Sep 17, 2014
What do you mean by "Open" undergraduate
FamilyRe: Husband's Or Boyfriend's Reaction When You Told Him You Were Pregnant by 1one: 8:08pm On Sep 17, 2014
UyiIredia: I almost mistook this one for Ishilove. Very good point.
smiley

Thank you.
RomanceRe: Are Yoυ Bold Enoυgн? by 1one: 7:10pm On Sep 17, 2014
I can kiss my wife early in the morning if

1: She didn't eat vegetable soup as part of her dinner the night before

2.If she brushed her mouth/teeth the night before

3: If it's a loose lips- kiss not a fully interlocking tongue and saliva kiss.



Of course I can't even do any of such kisses to my girlfriend because I wouldn't see her that early in the morning.
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Acquires 24Million Naira 2014 Range Rover Sport + Advises Ladies by 1one: 10:44am On Sep 17, 2014
Callfubu: I think its adorable that a woman of that age still respects her fathers command/opinion, u hardly see that these days. Once woman have money, they become untouchable even their parents can't talk to them. The way she said doesn't even suggest her dad commanded her not to buy but gave her reasons why she shouldn't, but obviously she pressed on and won. Kudos to her
So on point!!!... I was going to wait to the last page to see if any one said anything close to what I wanted to say but fortunately I saw this.. I don't know why people are failing to see the obviously amazing character in her, in being able to "listen" to her father despite her age, fame and money. how many girls in her ilk will be that malleable.

Whether people believe it or not, the fact that she still obeys her dad(a man) is indicative that she would still respect her husband, it's not straight science though, but it's very logical.


Lastly, please why can't we just be happy for her and let the young woman be.. If she chooses to buy a 100million naira yatch, please whose business, it's her life... It's her money, if acquiring all these things would deter men from coming to seek her hand in marriage, then to blazes with all of them who can't stand her wealth.. They should go and make their own money.. Should she now put her life and success on a hold because she wants to be more "marryable".. Rubbish!!!. Is there anywhere in the good book(for christains) that God says if we don't marry, we can't fulfill our purpose or destiny or calling?. I'm yet to see


I don't imagine a young man in his late 30's who has a networth of 200million being intimidated by her success, Such a man, if he finds her attractive would ask her out in a heart beat. Moreover, it's just that as men, we have blinding egos a times, because we can't be absolutely sure that she won't be attracted to/fall in love with /submissive to a guy who earns just 100k a month... All we are just saying here is talking from a distance and making speculations.. We really don't know her..So let's just take it easy.


Imagine someone was even going as far as suggesting in a step-wise process how she could have spent the 24million naira... Ahhh Ahhh.. Eyin naija o ti wa ga fun yin ooo. How we have suddenly turned to accountants and auditors on someone else's money.


Enough said.
FamilyRe: Husband's Or Boyfriend's Reaction When You Told Him You Were Pregnant by 1one: 12:41am On Sep 17, 2014
voltron: the social dynamics goes beyond stupidity.it is not as simple as it seems. There are several socio-psychological factors involved. From parenting to societal values, character building etc. As parents we build the man or woman the child will become. Hopefully financial means and environment will aid the child's social orientation such that he or she will have the sense and Will power to Make the right decision. Bring up a child the way he should grow and when he is old he will not depart from it or something like that
Yeah.. Well said... But have you heard the pidgin proverb "Pikin wey no go hear word.. No go hear word"?. In simple terms, it means there are some people who would still choose to go the wrong way no matter how honest their up bringing was... In the larger scheme of things, it's all about choice really...

For instance if a child from a broken home decides that there's no point getting married because owing from the failed marriage of his parents, he thinks all marriages are bound to fail... That's the choice he has made...

On the flipside, another guy from a failed marriage would say... "I'm going to get married and put everything into making sure that my own marriage doesn't fail"... That's the choice he has made.



So in essence, I think many times we don't credit ourselves with as much self control as we really have... We are not always as helpless and subject to circumstances as many times as we think we are.. There's always a choice to make.. We either make those choices passively or actively.. But we always make a choice.
RomanceRe: Coincidence Or Fate? by 1one: 12:28am On Sep 17, 2014
@OP

I stand to be corrected... But the vibe I'm getting from this your thread/topic is that you're starting to think that both of you have been carved in the cosmos... You know like both of you are meant to be?.. Fall in love and stuff? lipsrsealed




If that's the case... Just calm down... Don't force any thing like love or relationship on her.. Let time set things straight.. There's such a thing as Coincidence.
FamilyRe: Husband's Or Boyfriend's Reaction When You Told Him You Were Pregnant by 1one: 11:42pm On Sep 16, 2014
Ishilove: What can they do when men like 50calibre expect the all the precautions to be borne by the woman alone. They wanna keep doing skin to skin while the woman messes up her womb.
I think there would always be stupiiid girls, the universe wouldn't be complete without them...Because only stupiiid girls would give off their right to decide on what condition a guy should have sex with them on.... If I were a girl and my boyfriend tells me that he wants skin.. No problem, he should just get married to me.. And I'll give him so much skin till his dicck gets bald.

It just really boils down to what the girl wants in cases like these because girls are more on the receiving end... especially with the increasing mindsets of people like 50calibre.. It baffles me why some girls would still choose to spoil their wombs for fleeting moments of pleasure..
FamilyRe: Husband's Or Boyfriend's Reaction When You Told Him You Were Pregnant by 1one: 11:26pm On Sep 16, 2014
Ishilove: I wonder o. See as how they're talking as if it is the lady who impregnated herself. Ladies should be careful with contraceptives because pills like postinor 2 causes menorrahgia (excessive menstrual bleeding) and prolonged usage disrupts the menstrual cycle .
Help me tell them ooo

All those girls popping Postinor like Silverbird popcorn shey una don hear now angry
PetsRe: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by 1one: 11:00pm On Sep 16, 2014
chimkaire: You are groteque Agbaya embarassed. What do U stand to gain from fanning the embers of this fire huh. Why not read and move on undecided
Ok ma.
RomanceRe: Who Is The Most Underrated Girl in Romance Section by 1one: 8:54pm On Sep 16, 2014
rioemmanuel: Bros,where d thread dey?
Ahhh... You never see am... Oya go sharp sharp..

Just start from the first page...

The live event don finish but you go for still see am for Blu-ray dvd grin

https://www.nairaland.com/1905974/friends-dog-humping-me
PetsRe: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by 1one: 8:46pm On Sep 16, 2014
And so it appears.... That after a very strenuous time in the theater.. The doctors have been able to revive the patient....



Ohhh ohhh... How did those doctors do it...




We thought the patient had already gone...




And so the patient works in... But wait what is she doing.. She's waiting by the ring side.. She doesn't want to enter into the ring .... Perhaps she knows she will not survive another blow from the Bone crusher and face Reshapener..... grin




Commentary continues shortly... grin
RomanceRe: Who Is The Most Underrated Girl in Romance Section by 1one: 8:02pm On Sep 16, 2014
naijaboiy: lipsrsealed Bros no vex...na person call me dere sef and e late...

grin

That babe finish the girl sha cry
Finishing na small... She kill am...Bury am... Come nail the coffin from the outside.. Come put super glue for the edges... After that she con pour petrol.. Burn the coffin plus the body.. After everything.. She con carry the ashes.. Climb Kilimanjaro... Con use mouth blow the ashes inside breeze.... Chaiiiiiii cry #TeamNoVEXkhaleesi lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Who Is The Most Underrated Girl in Romance Section by 1one: 7:53pm On Sep 16, 2014
naijaboiy: gringringrin
Baba,,shey even you sef dey see am undecided
I dey see am oo... Na WA.. You don see that Khalessi TKO Onila thread abi... You for call me since na
PetsRe: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by 1one: 7:50pm On Sep 16, 2014
Chaiiiii


Khalessi Vs On!la

The match results are being processed..


































Khalessi..... 500 punches

Summary of punches:

And so in the first 2 rounds.. The Great Iron crusher,Bone Bender-Khalessi succeeded in knocking 500 heavy 50kg/punch blows on the head of on!LA.. what could be the outcome of this...















Ohhh ohhh... We see the medic team rushing in with a stretcher coming to take the now comatose On!LA out of the ring.. Ohhh my!!!.. cry




























Commentary continues shortly. grin
PetsRe: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by 1one: 7:38pm On Sep 16, 2014
polz: Onila shhh_ let it go!!!








U ar no match undecided
Even steven wonder can c dat
Seconded.
RomanceRe: Who Is The Most Underrated Girl in Romance Section by 1one: 6:59pm On Sep 16, 2014
Ehn Ehn... So even this type topic dey huh

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