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glitest: The only green light I know of, is that of the greenlight at the traffic light.

optimism91: The green light signal is very fantastic. If she likes you, this is how it goes.
Girl: Emmy (instead of Emeka), I heard you travelled. I really miss you o!
Guyman: Really!
Girl: Of course (with this wide smile on her face).
Girl: Emmy, you don't look well to me, is as if you slimmed down. What happened?
Guyman: did you know I almost died in the hospital, had it been...... (She interrupts)
Girl: God forbid. Please, I dnt want anything to happen to you o. Unless you want to kill me.
My opinion.

glitest: Hahahaha
That would be a great idea....They most be joined together..by force, by fire.

Elbizzcklinz: -- I love to share my most surprising moments.....


... i happen to embark on a business tour in a company vehicle with my colleages.... as a networker.... i talk to everyone, no fear, no doubt... i picked up a chat with a female colleage who happens to stay some miles after my junction.....We took same public transportation after leaving the company car. -It happened that as a banker, i have calculated my expenses and need not to spend much cos of my next day movement. I paid my t. fare, reaching few km to where i will come down... i alerted the conductor, she noticed and asked if i had paid mine, i said yes.... to my surprise she gave back to me my T fare and said she wants to pay.. i accepted and complimented her. Really, matured mind, pls with no bad words what does it mean for a lady to pay your T fare.

glitest: LWKMD
You surely will be amongst the invited guest.

fajani: na so one girl dey show me green light for church, I almost spend the whole of my salary buying her chocolate.....

experimentist:


I pray say one day Ujsizzle go show me lemon green..

snowprince07: ****sorry dude but we ain't talking abt seduction.,..we talking of green light as in she wanna date u..ur case na 4 different thread we go solve am (no harm)

Pque: Yeah, thank God for this topic. This particular observation about ladies has always been in my mind with no one to explain to me.

Most time in taxi cab or d transport bus if a lady is next to me regardless of whether am at d front or far back. I usually notice dese ladies trying to look at my face or even looking at my face during d journey as if their is dollar on my face. Each time I try to look or quickly look back at there face, they quickly look away nd when I look away from them, focusing on d journey, they stylishly begin to turn their neck focusing on my face again.

Whether these ladies are so preticious nd superbly looking, averagely looking or even ghetto looking. They most time act this way; stylishly looking at my face in d cab.
Am serious, this is nt a joke. Is this a green light? Or something else? Even a lady in pudder abi what is d name.

Let me narrate d experience I have wit a lady last week friday. I took a cab going to school, d front seat. Another guy was at d back, d cab was stopped by another guy who also took d back seat, makin 2 at d back. This lady stopped d cab too and decided to come and share d front seat wit me leaving d convenient seat behind. No P. D next thing she started stylishly luking at my face while I became restless nd disturbed and was wondering while she is doing this nd at d same time concentrating on d journey. When we got to d car park, instead of her to b going after settling d taxi driver, she started talking to herself nd searching 4 something in her bag until after d driver settled me with my own change and I started moving b4 she began to do d same. Only dat we were going to a different direction. Is these a green light or am mixing things up?

Whatever d case, ladies do give green light very very well. I missed a lot of chances those days at uni Ilo. when these beautiful ladies will come to me flashing green light but simply because I will never give in then because I occupied a position bigger than me that always prevent me from ... even though it is in secret.

Amy91: @op, u r ryt o. There z d guy i rly rly liked. I wud call him just to hear his voice. He ws nice n a rly gud friend. Well sha, i dnt rly v experience in giving green light. Buh for me, wen i call u, tell u confidential stuff, promptly reply any msg frm u, call u bk if i msd ur call. Kai! Na green lyt o. Itz bn three yrs now buh sometimes i still call him to knw hw he z doing. He z in lag nw n i am far from there so i v stopd hoping. Or maybe as som1 else commented earlier, m nt his type. #sobs

Sunshinelady: . Word

naijaboiy: i've found the link
https://www.nairaland.com/1839721/

naijaboiy: i've found the link
https://www.nairaland.com/1839721/

OliverPin: Before she delete am some pl save am na. Dem kan upload am later lolz very funny

naijaboiy:
when was that...make I know how I go search am

naijaboiy:
I dey float o...
Bros help me with link abeg

tosyne2much: Egbon, make I clear u wetin happen... I bin wan date Rozzay and she tell me say make I open new thread then profess my love to her make Nairalanders see am but u knw say dat kind thing no dignify me.. * I dnt do woman wrapper-ing*

tosyne2much: Rub pepper on which person dicck ? Me ?

Johnbosco77: was doing d stuff exactly bfor but now, precisely. its working. thanks for calming my thoughts.

cirmuell: well put, sometimes i just wonder where they get this set of people from

rozzay: U want to c all d pms nd quotes he has sent me abi. Make I leave am my padi.
Bak to topic. Guys pls stop doing woman wrapper ooooooo