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RomanceRe: Easiest Way To Marry A Fine Chick...bonus by 1one: 8:58pm On Sep 13, 2014
So rattlesnake you want to wait 16 years before you carry fine girl abi.. 32-16.

By that time your rattlesnake go don turn to Anaconda or Python grin
RomanceRe: Easiest Way To Marry A Fine Chick...bonus by 1one: 8:53pm On Sep 13, 2014
grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: See Me See Wahala! by 1one: 8:25pm On Sep 13, 2014
chemystery: no it isn't provided the guy likes you too. If a guy says he likes you does it mean the guy is cheap? Abeg drop that old school mentality
MAZI JOE.. Give this guy a plot of land in Banana Island for this comment grin

But na WA for some girls sha... So telling a guy you like him is now a reflection of "cheapidity"?? Hmmm.
RomanceRe: See Me See Wahala! by 1one: 8:17pm On Sep 13, 2014
rozzay: Chai una no dey read b4 commenting, dis story is something dat happened b4 den I freed dem both nd God blessed me with my Mr right but I just wanted to know if I did wrong so I brot it up here
OK lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: See Me See Wahala! by 1one: 7:56pm On Sep 13, 2014
But wait o rozzay...

There's a question you've not answered yet..

Why are you liking another guy(your date's friend) when you've already found the supposed love of your life here on Nairaland

angry
RomanceRe: The Awkward Moment When U Meet A Guy U Turrned Down by 1one: 7:44pm On Sep 13, 2014
Sanguine: Now apparently, this ''virgin'' has some loose nuts in her head. What with all these absurdities! She really needs to go have her head examin angryed and re-examined! Jeeeezzz!! I so pity anyone who moves with this one! Tufia! God forbid!!
kay29000: And I thought you were a sensible person... I didn't know you were immature...and a tribalist.
adisa204: Used to take onila in high regards until I stumbled on this thread,omo #teamvirgin doesn't guarantee u a flat in heaven ohh,u also need team manners......and d mods have done nothing to onila cursing since abi
snadguy007: Because of one single thread, see how you derep yourself, you've lost the reputation u created for yourself since u joined nairaland showing the kind of person you are. Well, its true that one cant hide his/her behaviour forever so i guess we are seeing the real you now. Even the person you are fighting with showed some signs of maturity in her comments which totally proved you are still a child.
Like someone said its not all about being a virgin, being able to watch ones tongue is also a necessity for someone like you.
You insulted her, insulted her parents, insulted her tribe. You even extended the insult to Nigeria as a country.
You really need to grow up.
Hmmm... Omo de lo'n se(na small pikin dey worry am).. make una no vex for am.. We all have times where we behave stup¡dly..this thread is just an example of one of her stup!d moments.. lipsrsealed. I'm sure she's still ultimately the sweet girl we all know her to be... Even a Larmboghini veneno as fine and classy as it is still suffers from over heating atimes grin.

I hereby by the power vested in me.. Declare this THREAD CLOSED!!! angry
EducationRe: A Nairalander's Open Letter To Mr Oluwaseun Osewa by 1one: 7:04pm On Sep 12, 2014
Dbestmax: Hahahaha....guy u dey madt ni....shey na ur papa u wan wine bah
tongue tongue
PhonesRe: GIONEE M2 Discussion Thread. by 1one: 6:57pm On Sep 12, 2014
maxdozie: Guys i wanna change my android imei BuT after clicking
engineer mode ...... I couldnt see engineer mood(MTK) wat
could be d cos
I experienced that same issue when I was changing the imei of my old android tablet.. So the person that was putting me through OTA(via whatsapp) told me to go to play store and download an app called "MTK ENGINEERING MODE".... It's the second app after Mobile uncle

I can't really remember what he said I should do after then though... Sorry.. I would have given you his number but the guy won't do it free for you, I paid him 900naira in recharge card equivalent to get my imei changed, even though I was the one that did it but he provided the details.. So if you can make headway from there by yourself just download the app I mentioned... Good luck
PhonesRe: GIONEE M2 Discussion Thread. by 1one: 6:50pm On Sep 12, 2014
The heavens bless the person that conceptualized the Phone Gionee M2..Infact a carton of fayrouz to the particular person that designed this MARATHON.. I've used phones honestly and none has given me more satisfaction than this... The power issue where I am presently is completely epileptic.. When I was using my other android devices and blackberry phones... I was always hustling to charge my phone whenever there was light.. But since I got this phone.. Light go come I go just dey look am like.. Ehen what are you finding.. I don't need you grin cheesy.

Big ups to the M2.
RomanceRe: Advice Needed: My Best Friend In School Wants Me To Be Room Mates With Her . by 1one: 6:42pm On Sep 12, 2014
chibwike: thats she paying the rent..or that am living with a girl
Is there any difference
RomanceRe: Advice Needed: My Best Friend In School Wants Me To Be Room Mates With Her . by 1one: 6:15pm On Sep 12, 2014
Young man... I know you want to say Yes and accept the offer but please save your hormones, your pride and your CGPA the stress.. I would like to believe there are other ways to fix your accommodation problem.. Just imagine if she had Ebola Virus... Would you still think she was your only possible option.?
RomanceRe: An Average Nairalander Dude Worship NL Ladies? by 1one: 6:03pm On Sep 12, 2014
rokiatu: this post is so funny.
grin
EducationRe: A Nairalander's Open Letter To Mr Oluwaseun Osewa by 1one: 5:25pm On Sep 12, 2014
*Singing*TyBello's voice *The land is green... It's green.. Ohh can't you see it*

Seun please allow the OP to see who likes his post now.. Ahhh Ahhh.. He wants to be seeing Greeeeeeeeen LIGHT
EducationRe: A Nairalander's Open Letter To Mr Oluwaseun Osewa by 1one: 5:20pm On Sep 12, 2014
Spreads Palm Fronds..
RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by 1one: 4:27pm On Sep 12, 2014
snowprince07: *****ok lemme analys
1)she showed u greenlight=good idea
2)u searchd her on fb u no see her=none of our business
all we need 2 know or hear is d green light part d rest na ur own casala tongue
Hahahahaha.. Bad guy.
RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by 1one: 2:44pm On Sep 12, 2014
OrlandoOwoh: I've searched all. I don't want anybody to know what is going on else I would have got her number from someone else. I just believe meeting her on FB will be the best.
Why... Are you a ritualist? undecidedWhy are you being all hush hush about it... Why don't you want anybody to know.. Or you're not sure of how you feel for her yet? You're now resulting to Facebook stalking..If you can't walk up to her, then get her number and call her.. It doesn't get any easier than that.. Call her and talk to her.. There's no shame in letting people know about it except there's something you're not telling us.. Heaven help the girl I would love and decide to date/court oo because Ahhh.. The whole world would know grin.
RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by 1one: 2:37pm On Sep 12, 2014
zexzy: not every guy knows how to recognize green lights o. When i am giving a guy green lights i try to catch his attention, I try to make eye contact, i always dress to impress wen i kno there is a possibility of seeing him that day. one tym i even went as far as borrowing his bulletin in church cool and if he still doesn't respond. i give up
So after the bulletin, did he do the needful? grin
RomanceRe: How Can I Convince Her That I Love Her? by 1one: 2:28pm On Sep 12, 2014
BedLam: I met this girl about 2 weeks ago we talked and exchanged contacts and we started getting involved. She is friendly, cool and the greenlights are there but she said I should "CONVINCE HER" that I love her. Meanwhile, she has been all over me that you would think she is my girlfriend already, I do call as "normal" and we chat too, we've gone out once and I treated her close to perfection.

Please how do I convince her of my love or prove to her that I love her? huh I'm not really the patient type, I haven't chased a girl beyond 3 weeks before.
In just two weeks and you're in love? how do you guys do it that you fall in love so easily.. Please I would like to know because I have very cool, funny and intelligent female friends but I've not fallen in love with any over the years.. undecided
RomanceRe: Am I The Most Handsome Dude On Nairaland? by 1one: 12:48pm On Sep 12, 2014
The first picture kinda reminds me of those Grilled Chicken that they normally spread on sticks around Idowu Martins Junction in VI. undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by 1one: 12:36pm On Sep 12, 2014
estyann: OK then...
If estyann sounds funny during chats, calls or any communication whatsoever.... It can't get greener than that
So you see its easy...You bought the 100watts bulb... Just keep flashing it in his face, he'll get the message.
RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by 1one: 12:22pm On Sep 12, 2014
estyann: Lala lala.

Is it just me or is green bulb very expensive these days?
You don't have to buy the expensive ones.. If the fluorescent green bulb is too expensive.. Then buy the 100watts green bulb.. If that one is still too expensive.. There's also 60watts green bulb... So no excuse ma'am.. Flash that light grin
RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by 1one: 11:50am On Sep 12, 2014
If the ladies don't want to come in to say anything, I think it's fine, even though it would have been a whole lot better to feel their weight in a thread in a thread such as this. . But really I've had more fun and laughs and even lessons from guys who have shared their own personal green or red light stories.. So keep it coming guys.. grin grin.. Your stories might just have helped/could help some random guest in ghost mode who has been following this thread since page 0.
RomanceRe: Do You Believe In The Concept Of Emotional Cheating? by 1one: 10:51am On Sep 12, 2014
Toks2008: More often the guy may not really digg her. As he chats with you he does samewith other ladies.

Honestly some ladies are fools and i mean a big time DUMB ASS.

Please tell me,what siught of a man will continue to show interest in a lady who is engaged or married but a wayward bastard from the pitts of hell who has no regard for the santity of marriage andofcourse such a man will never value his own marriage.

I have a principle that makes me distant myself from any lady who tells me she is married,engaged or in a comitted relationship. I dstance myself from you no matter how i feel towards you and i have met ladies who have been seperated from their hubby yet i still believe seperation to me is not divorce.

So honestly most ladies are so dumb and clueless that they will be in a committed relationship and just mess it up because they are infatuated to one low life who is probably just interested in screwn them and dumping them to move on to the next looosed dumb ass.
Bar man.. This guy is reading my mind... Give him two cartons of fayrouzgrin
RomanceRe: Do You Believe In The Concept Of Emotional Cheating? by 1one: 10:41am On Sep 12, 2014
ShoryuKen: My mum used to say: "no matter the good behavior of a fox, you don't put a rabbit it it's care, or else, 'one will be bloodied" – the essence of the quote being – some things DON'T mix. I used to tell my girlfriends this, when they talk about a male chum.

Guys will always be on the lookout to dagger, even the most harmless-looking choir boy is dangerous. Lion cubs grow up to smell blood/a meal when they see antelopes; it's not a taught skill, it's innate – it's nature. I don't want no sweet creep coming around my woman, claiming BESTIES; go hunt elsewhere!

smiley
Bar-man... This post too make sense.. Give this guy.. One carton of Amstel malta
RomanceRe: The Awkward Moment When U Meet A Guy U Turrned Down by 1one: 10:28am On Sep 12, 2014
jossi994: nat ms yuzedo o.. Those ones are copy cats and wannabes. His moniker is 'Yuzedo' the king of kings and boss of all bosses
Well OK.. but this one wey you dey sound like that Emissary to king Xerxes in the Movie-300.. Yuzedo king of kings?.. Bosses of all bosses?. Ahhh.. Hehehe.. OK oo
RomanceRe: The Awkward Moment When U Meet A Guy U Turrned Down by 1one: 10:22am On Sep 12, 2014
jossi994: yuzedo is a man o.. The president of banana iceland landlord association and horseband to sweet pawpaw skinned actress Rita Dhurmmynick. Bera modify ya post before he comes.
Hahahahaha... Are you serious, na WA o.. All these gender conflicting/confusing identity crisis personalities we have on Nairaland sef.. So why the name Ms Yuzedo undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by 1one: 10:17am On Sep 12, 2014
ThoniaSlim: Lmao!
We could invite you to join the committee as a supervising editor... Of course you should be ble to give us some of those "essentials" wouldn't yougrin
RomanceRe: The Awkward Moment When U Meet A Guy U Turrned Down by 1one: 10:04am On Sep 12, 2014
jossi994: You forgot Chief sweetus omalichanwa Yuzedo
Ahhh that's true ooo.. Well I think she would be in the bridal train, she would possibly be the one that the bouquet falls on when 0nila throws it.. And of course you know who she would be marrying.... lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: The Awkward Moment When U Meet A Guy U Turrned Down by 1one: 9:59am On Sep 12, 2014
Vikky014: u spoke well bro,d beauty of a lady remains her character and choice of words odas are secondary
Very well said.
RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by 1one: 9:58am On Sep 12, 2014
maryhaam: hehehe u got me cracking at the green light from oshodi to cms........lmao
grin grin

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