₦airaland Forum

Benz is better for me.

After two years? Something is amiss!

The late mother of the twins is still a baby considering the fact that she was born in 1996. She is only 17. Her age may give a clue to the age and reasoning of the husband, hence his foolish action.
For heavens sake, how long will the late woman spend urinating before she would have gone back to feed the babies?
Now, the father of the baby can breastfeed beloved twins with his own breast!

End of discussion!

The problem for Mrs first lady is the grammar she will use in replying the professor!

This thread should make front page.
You will read a lot of weird things people did!

......Like spending sixteen billion dollars on electricity and leaving the power sector worse off than it was in 1999.....

Mr. President, this is just rhetorics. Your policies and the so called gurus in your government will always ensure that an awfully large number of Nigerians go to bed hungry every night.

By so diong, Yobe state is telling Boko Haram that their (Boko Haram`s) agenda of no western education is going to be a reality someday.
There are thousands of soldiers in barracks across the country. Why not ddeploy them instaad of closing schools?

I don't support that.
If the government asks schools to close down, it means BH is winning the war because Boko Haram means no to western education.
These BH guys want to take us back to stone age.
Government should rather provide more security.

One day, cars will run on water.
It was an advert by the defunct Bank PHB. It was really irritating.
If cars run on water, how do you want the oil boys to live?

Charging phones in church is the craziest thing people do in church.

Where is Bayelsa, or Otuoke?

The car you need is golf 3. No long talks!

We are waiting to see all the sweet promises become reality.

Why is the president disappointing South-Western Nigerians so much?

A thread for mad people!

More job losses and more redundancies. In Nigeria, there are at least three unemployed people who depend on each employed person, so it is not only those who will lose their jobs that will be affected. There will be a spiral effect, and as usual, the savings made from the redundancies will be stolen by poliTHIEFcians and the cycle continues!

Them collect baton from their Polytechnic friends.

Pls how much can get me a BMW 3 series 1997, very clean, factory AC, auto transmission and with custom duty?

jeebz: What unit do you work in?

Funds transfer. Anything?

I think the poster started this thread to ridicle bankers and make them look like slaves. He or she did not start the thread because of any genuine concerns for bankers.
Bankers are hated worldwide because of their so called fat salaries, but hey, the salary you call fat becomes nothing to you after you have earned it for six months.
I go to work on weekends atimes and I enjoy it. I am a banker and I love my job. My friend resigned and took up a job that paid far less than what he was earning because he said he was overworked. He did not complain to anyone!

According to the National Bureau of Statistics, the poorest region in Nigeria is the north east.

Tinubu is that powerful in Lagos because the people of Lagos gave him the power.

Teachers are not asking for too much. Just 27.5 percent of their basic pay and not 27.5 percent of their total pay and state governors are crying! I blame teachers in my state (Ogun)for accepting to be swindled by the government who offered them 15 percent.

7 virgins in 23 places equals 161 virgins. This man eye go see pepper when him reach heaven

A bad one for Nigerian workers. If centralised and collective negotiation is abolished, the voice of labour will no longer be one and several states will shortchange their workers by paying them peanuts.
Even the so called eighteen thousand minimun wage has not been paid by some states.

Prisons will be decongested.

Happy sales.
This car is really wicked!

Amosun should renovate these schools and many others in Ogun state instead of building new model schools. It is simply common sense.
Why build mega schools with billions of naira, when you can simply spend wisely by renovating existing schools which are in terrible conditions?

Well, while I am not holding brief for Fasola, I think he is like a one-eyed governor among the crop of totally blind governors we have in Nigeria.