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Ebi2233:
Bayelsans live in your village isn't it?

Should I show you a picture of where you live and how you live??

Ebi2233:
Only Bayelsa is size of 3 and half Igbo States.

Does Bayelsa have land. Or you think we are counting river. Every single place in Bayelsa if you don't sandhill, you can't build anything. Continue deceiving yourself.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Pussy asss wike

From g-5 governor to g-string female pant soacked in vagina fluid

This your line is stale.

Senioradvocate:
Op when you say he is a manager with GNLD
there I know he is not only a poor man but a very useless man. Those folks are miserable nothing dem get except making mouth.

Then when I was still job hunting in Port Harcourt I ran into some of them. At first I saw a poster on the street and I thought it was real, I call the number and they ask me to come for interview and send me the address of the venue somewhere at mile 3, diobu in Port Harcourt, I arranged my CV and my credentials, do small reading to freshen up my brian just in case. On getting to the destination I called their number as instructed they send one small boy to come out and pick me to the venue. On getting there na so small small children gather dey use my head. After that they directed us to a big hall, the speaker of the day was one beautiful Owerri girl (my specI must say). This girl wash our brain, talk up and down boasting how much she had made through the GNLD boasting of millions in account and her cars, and I noticed few of us were just victim of job hunting, I played along. After everything they asked us to paid some money which I paid. To cut the long story short after everything I collect madam number, we became friends, I lured her out some other days, buy her gifts, with dinner and she gave in. The next day I invited her home she came na so I fuccck her to hell and back I make sure say I fuccck her with annoyance, after every every I took her to the gate, open the gate and push her outside she demanded for transport back home I told her to use her money, she replied she doesn't have money I replied her call ur driver shut back the gate, she held on the gate and beg please don't do this to me 😀 I reminded her all her huge money in her account 😂😂😂 how she was boasted, locked the gate, switch off my phone and went inside, I didn't know how she managed go home with the kind fuccck wey I fuccck her that night, from GRA phase 2 along Olu Obasanjo road to Elimgbu wey madam GNLD live I don't know the miracle wey she carry reach home cos I know she was so broke. Perhaps she don do two shut time for street that night take go home cos there ashawoooooooo and customers dey plenty for that street.

I just dey control myself, if not I for ask wether u still get her number make I fvck my own share and push her out.

Ebi2233:
The 3 Largest Tribes in Nigeria is as follows.


Hausa, Yoruba and Ijaw.


Igbos only talk too much.
Half of who you call Igbos are actually Ijaws.

For your 8 local government, swamp-filled, mosquito infested backwater state of Bayelsa?

The fear of God is the beginning of all wisdom.

harryjakson:
Hi
i am new here and i want to get rid of my old car in Australia. Anyone guide me please

Pictures of the car?

Calabar1stSon:
She's still a puppy by the way.

Due to the nature of your environment, you dog will soon start killing snakes. 🐍

b3llo:
Fuel guzzler

This car and Lexus IS250 which one drink fuel pass??

Freshtruth:
Me and this girl has been dating for over a year a and 4months now and have not had sex with her. It has been giving me concern cause I have been patient all this while. I have made move though and she keep telling me now is not the right time . I have spent 14k on her since we have been dating base on my calculation he go pain me say I no knack her because she very attractive. Should I keep waiting . Am thinking of putting drugs in her drink this weekend to have my way

Rapist.

Jennyclay:
Biko, men should stop this sick attitude. How can you buy a gift for a lady, then any misunderstanding or break-up between you two, you go back and collect the gift back from her . That's a stupid attitude biko you men should stop it. Even kids don't behave like that.

Henceforth, if any man wants to get me a gift, wether iPhone, hair, car, house etc.. the receipt must contain my name and my signature. so that incase of tomorrow he wants to show his stupid and sick character I will quickly sue him to court for stealing and assault. Because he's forcefully trying to steal what belongs to me. The receipts has stated it all and it would be my evidence.

If the receipts doesn't contain my name, Biko just keep your useless gift to yourself.

Shame on all men that collect back gifts he already given to a lady. Shame!!! Shame!!! Shame!!!

Nutjob, did they swear for you not to work hard and get yourself gifts? Prostitution aka hookup is a fast paying job. Indulge in it and buy yourself whatever you want.

Land of billionaires.

This you corolla looks exactly like a camry.

Is there an age ceiling for DSSC, DRC and EC?

GAZZUZZ:
With the removal of subsidy on pms, every one is now very conscious of the amount spent on fueling a vehicle.



How it works.

State vehicle model, engine size and transmission type.

State vehicle tank size . Know your vehicle tank size and fill up to first click and stop. Do not overfill.

Reset mileage to zero

Keep driving and when the amber light for reserve fuel comes up note the mileage again.

Post info here and compare with other owners of similar vehicles .

Let us individually upload and track our mpgs.

Kindly note that some cars are calibrated in KM and some in miles, so not mix it up.

You can also indicate if you drove in city or on the highways.

Open to all sizes of vehicles that use PMS (petrol)

Lexus IS350 2009 model.
6 plugs
Tank size? I haven't actually filled it up before. My place of work to my house isn't that far and I hardly go out except for work. Heard it could take up to 70litres.

Also have a Lexus RX 330 2006 model.
6Plugs.
Haven't also filled it to the brim.

All I know about my cars is that they are 6plugs each of them..

Location?

Chronicwanker:
Greetings everyone. I've had this on my thighs and under my scrotum for a while now and I've tried to get rid of it but it's still there. Please who knows what it is and how can I truly get rid of it because I'm worried.

I bath twice a day and I don't wear a boxer for more than 12 hours. I shave regularly too so I'm confused.

The skin area is white and sometimes falls off when I scratch it, but the marks are there and the whiteness still.

Burn all boxers after treatment and buy new ones.

Eduek59:
You'll also need money to fit their bills remember

So your 9-5pm salary job would be enough to take care of that?

It should, until I get tired of them.

Eduek59:
I give you one soon

Pls give me big yansh girls if you can. They are a delight to the eyes.

He shouldn't be doing saraka with his money oh. Footballers have one of the shortest professional lifespans. Once you're past your prime, money no longer flows in like before. He better save up for when he retires or put the money into business for tomorrow. Not everyone will still get paid in their late thirties like Ronaldo and Messi.

I don't know why I don't like this thread.

NB: I'm not into yahoo. But I don't like this thread. I love thread about women with big yansh.

savcy:
Senators and ministers never fulfill their obligation of developing their states or regions. Especially Senators who actually receive funds specifically for this task. At least Amaechi ran the new train tracks through PH. Serious work is currently ongoing there.

Mr Man, train tracks aren't new to Port Harcourt. Infact, by 1913 (110yrs ago) train was already running to Port harcourt from Enugu.

Amaechi doesn't have anything substantial to show in Rivers state. Atleast he built a university in Daura, what did he build in Rivers state.

2.2M can pay upon inspection.

Kingsoul1:
Just arrived Clean 2002 Lexus RX 300

Foriegn used

Factory AC

Contact/WhatsApp:08060436432

Location:Abia state

How much?

Bukateen7:
Please am considering a masters degree program to face-lift my CV, I have a lower credit in civil engineering, albeit with years of working experience.
Pls I want to know which one will be faster is it going for PGD or Bsc. Though some schools accepts direct entry with few low graded courses you most choose, but I have my choice of courses I wish to run,like data science, logistic engineering etc which I know would not be accepted if I am to enter directly.
Your kind advice is appreciated.

If you exceeded 3.5CGPA?, you can do masters straight. Else, PGD before masters.

Also, depends on the course of study. And the school of choice.

Raylight2:
With only $1.3billion

Na $1.3B you dey call only??

You get mind oh.

GodWrites:
I have been to the farm sir. Op accept my sincere apologies. I wasn't actually referred to him per say, he was just used as a point of contact to NDlers constituting nuisance on this forum, but in real life they look like op.

This your comment shows you apologised for nothing. Because you still failed to grasp that clothing doesn't amount to being poor.

Interesting.

Okay.