₦airaland Forum

TemplarLandry:
It's a cool jam.

TemplarLandry:
Cool cool.

TemplarLandry:
Cameroon's Lagdo Dam is coming.

I dedicate “Life Goes On” by MJG & 8 Ball to potential victims of this impending flood. Solemn jam!

phr0nesis:
The number 7 is no longer iconic in Man U. Na Ronaldo carry am put for head

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Before you tag me a hater, here is a list of all the people who wore it between Ronaldo in 2009 and Ronaldo 2021 and tell me the one that can be considered as a Man U legend

1. Michael Owen
2. Antonio Valencia
3. Angel Di Maria
4. Memphis Delay
5. Alexis Sanchez
6. Edinson Cavani

JobAndVacancies:
Good evening guys.

Guys how legit is this, I'm scared of making the payment only to be disappointed later as it isn't easy coughing out 30k in this economy.
Guys I need your input.. The Church is a big church here in Lagos.
Please no mods should take this to front-page o so they won't see this

TemplarLandry:
Great jam!

TemplarLandry:
Hoebi the lying machine,
The fake statistics quoting machine,
The 63 years old youth wannabe,
The dark-mourning-regalia-wearing charlatan.
He's even unable to talk like a man.

Emir8:
I don't have international passport but they are not accepting PVC. They said non Nigerians can vote during Nigerian election, so the PVC cannot be used for validation of nationality

emekajacobogbon:
Men who are busy chasing two or more rats will not like this

Waterlilly:
tell am say her papa catch two at once

Justiceleague1:
It's July 4th, The United States independence Day.
The States have come a very long way,1776!

Today,she a world super power with 52 states.

Let's all salute and wish God's own Country a Happy Independence.

SpaceTour:
Basil nwa nsukka stop talking about Soludo at least he is better than the clueless mandate thief in your backward Enugu state. Soludo has awarded more ongoing roads projects in the history of SE. Continue your fights but stop spewing nonsense

Buddha3:
No offence, but your masculinity is toxic and calls for concern.

Buddha3:
Going by your logic, women shouldn't be involved in any career paths at all then.

Cause imagine being on the hospital bed and the female doctor working on you begins to menstruate, right?

Or imagine being in a lecture hall and the female lecturer begins to menstruate right in front of all the students, yeah?

Some of you Nigerians though.

ableguy:
Very sharp and clean, few months used.
2013 fresh ford explorer, location Abijo, Ajah, Lagos.
All papers genuine and completely complete.
07030897794
Call or Whatsapp

iamL:
How many have you been able to figure out are mensurating during games? How many mensura stain have you spotted in history?

Una go just dey cap anyhow.

Women are mutitasked. What a man a woman can do.

illicit:
Pics or I don't believe it

Holluwhakemmy:
jealousy dey worry you they can't leave it. What a man can do woman can do it better

Buddha3:
So a woman's vulnerability to biological and natural phenomena should be a yardstick for her not to pursue her chosen career?

Holluwhakemmy:
what are you saying? Osogbo weed is really wonderful

Buddha3:
Bros, should we be worried?

EconomistXplain:
u no get eyes say them write IWO for ondo state..?

gel get highest for jamb...jamb just dey jealius say sh first them annouce it

Lurdd:
There's this girl I met..
I sheepishly fell for her after few romantic calls from her
She's fair and pretty.
Then I decided to take her out today,she took a cab which I paid 2k. so we went to an eatery.. then I bought rice and chicken and some stuffs we ate..the bill was 13500, after we were done around 2:35 we left there, she said she wanted to go swimming I then took her to a fancy hotel with an Uber 3k.. on getting there she saw a guy she knew, they exchanged pleasantries which I didn't care about.. turns out that the guy came to swim as well...the swimming was 4k each for both of us.. that's 8k plus the swimming trunks I bought for her that is 3500k...so we freshened up and jump into the pool, i noticed she avoided me inside the pool, always wanting to play alone, and avoided me touching her then I left her on her own..and was swimming alone and having fun, I came back again for her to notice me, she still snubbed me...I left her alone and sat down near the pool when it was raining and there was this cold that pulled me down as I was shivering... meanwhile she was still inside the pool having fun all by herself... until this guy we met when we came.. went inside the pool..I then saw them interacting and I was annoyed..not until I saw him backing her and carrying her around inside the pool while they have fun... Not once not twice, she later came later came to me and ask if I was feeling cold I said yes she said sorry and went back inside the pool...to cut the story short, while I was sitting all by myself interacting with some guys, that guy she was playing with came and told me that my girl said that I was just a friend that he wanted to confirm himself, so he will know he's not offending anyone.. I felt like an idiot, as I went to the dressing room and put on my clothes and left scene looking foolish as she called me back..
On my way back home I bought magic moment vodka.. and drank myself to stupur
Am still high while typing these... What is the problem..I put on an expensive VL shirt with a jogger I bought 21k a slippers of 7k, I sprayed a very nice perfume. I have a very nice facial look...what was the problem if I may ask, I avoided girls like plague all my life and gave this one chance and she made me a fool, am only 23. I think I've learnt my lesson.. my deepest regrets was the whole money I spent, it should remained in my account.. girls fear my return.

losky83:
FOR YOU TO MENTION "IKOT",IT MEANS YOU HAVE BEEN TO UYO,OR YOU STAY IN UYO,OR YOU ARE LIVING WITH AN UYO PERSON OR YOU JUST LOVE THE IBIBIO LANGUAGE.ANY WHICH WAY,I HAVE SEEN THAT U CAN NOT DO WITHOUT UP UYO.
SOME VISITORS FROM A PARTICULAR TRIBE(NO NAMES),WOULD RATHER DIE THAN GO BACK TO THE BUSH THEY CALL HOME.THEY HAVE STAYED HERE TO BRING MORE OF THEIR PEOPLE BUT YET THEY STILL SPEAK ILL ABOUT UYO.I KNOW YOU ARE ONE OF THEM.

losky83:
UYO IS NOT A LOCAL VILLAGE LIKE YOURS.ALLOW THE GUY TO PRAISE HIS HOME EVEN IF YOURS IS A SHHHHIT HOLE.
UYO IS A SWEET AND PEACEFUL PLACE TO BE.YOU CAN DIE WITH YOUR BAD STOMACH.

TemplarLandry:
It seems you're a Hip Hop head like me.

TemplarLandry:
Jagaban!

I dedicate “Staying Alive” by Dj. Khaled feat. Lil Baby & Drake to him. Great jam!

hopeforcharles:
Why is it because of the price?

CondenseMilk:
Banging 3 different punanni with pride, no baby mama, no fear of STDs!

He will never think of visiting a brothel or going back to an ex nor even committing adultery.

only work, work and work will be on his mind 24/7, very dedicated and have farms and busineses.


It's high time we return to this way of life as Africans if you are capable financially of maintaining such.

The devilish thoughts on having a 3some outside the home will be eradicated from both the male and female.


If he is into agriculture, he doesn't need too much education and he will feed a whole state with his wives managing the farms on daily basis.


See unmarried women litterd everywhere in this country!

If you are wealthy and you can't stay with one woman, simply bring this women home, marry them and bang the hell out of them as you like.