₦airaland Forum

optimusprime2:
When I see you name Tidjane Thiam (Who is even an old man), then I already know you lack that prime confidence (which is the essential thing in the art of gaming).

I stand at 6'2 and I am confident the gbola that I carry cannot be replicated in any race . I have lived in 11 different countries (Including the America's) and sir, the ladies have always, I repeat "A-L-W-A-Y-S" rushed me... different types, I even had a menu, if I wanted blondes, brunettes, red heads, skinny, mini, thick, you name them. Infact when I was in Turkey (that women are more conservative) I still ran extreme game.

The good thing I love about the dating scene outside Nigeria is the fact that, you don't need as much money or riches to run game, just the essentials are ok, but you need to have your confidence in tonnes and you need to know how to use the "black" clout to your advantage, if you don't, then you'd probably endup writing about white privilege in picking up women yada yada yada... Oga I did point N kill, top specifications, location and language was not a barrier.

Infact in Japan, running game was the easiest because the ladies are naturally timid and reserved so your confidence and kindness goes a super long way until when you shift pant. Infact I was like a celebrity that time, because they barely saw black people in Japan.

In Europe I let them know the stereotype about African gbola is true, From France to Czech Republic to Scandinavian regions, I was a legend, I shifted wombs for free during winters due to popular demand.

In the US sir chai... mheeeeen Infact lemme stop here because although I have hung my boots, I never barb my dada.

So oga, I don't know what you are talking about. If you are the calm one, just say it, Don't generalise all brothers sir, because some of us have conquered.

Confidence is key. In this our Nigeria that I've lived almost all my life, I'd have sex with ladies from 25 out of 36 states including ladies from Sokoto, Kaduna, Katsina. I'm a light skinned and a Christian. But religion and ethnicity couldn't stop me. I no dey even send their hijab.

If I happen to be abroad, I will smash any race without much ado.

How did you travel to 11 countries. You must be loaded oh. . I've only ever visited Cotonou aside Nigeria.

StreetFight:
So you have been fuccking fat pigs, you are doing yourself. The energy you will use to fucck just one fat pig is enough to make 20 slim fine girls to orgasm multiple times.

I have over 30 years continuous fuccking experience.

You are not alone.

Hamachi:
Yes

Kul. You look great tho.

Would love to be real friends with you.

Hamachi:
You can never be rich because you are a slave to your habits

Hi dear, are you living in Nigeria?

aboyaji:
I'll go first...

1. Cooking gas: Cooking gas is very cheap in ivory Coast. It costs an average of #330/kg of gas. So refilling a 12.5 kg cylinder should cost you #4125 at most.

2. Kerosene: kerosene costs relatively about #650/ litre in the fuel station, where the black market sells for #800/ litre.

Note : This country's oil production is very poor o. They're not even anywhere close to Naija's production.

3. Organisation: Ivory coast is very well organized that you can barely run into unorganized environment. Many areas are safely guarded by their local police officers stationed almost everywhere. You can as well make friends with the officers easily without any form of threat from them. They're very welcoming.

4. Very low violent place: People can move around as late as 10pm till dawn without the fear of harassment or violence. In fact, children play in the tarred road as late as 10pm. They have already come to terms about how safe they are in the country. People can stay up late wherever they went to without rushing back home due to nightfall. Night movements was my best !

5. Good Road network: I spent close to 7 months in ivory Coast and could barely see a road untarred. Almost every road I used was smoothly done and stretched to various cities and States. The only place my leg touched Sandy soil was in my compound because the landlord was still constructing more buildings in the site. So our compound was sandy at the moment.
Tarred road stretched into all compounds in ivory Coast. It's not the responsibility of the government to do your compound, it's yours. I was marvelled by such development though I spent most of my time in the rural area.

6. Security: Police is your friend is the Moto in ivory Coast. Really nice people. I guess I've said it somewhere before now.

6a. Theft is ALMOST uncertainty. The prepaid meter of every individual house is stationed outside the main building without burglary or iron shield. Anybody can touch it. It wasn't even stationed very high from the ground level. It went only as far as 3-4 feets high. A child of 10 can touch it too.

Our apartment is in a 2 storey building comprising of almost 33 units of one bedroom apartments. The building was built like a shopping complex. All of the prepaid meters used in this apartments are stationed outside where everyone can see and feel it. But no one steals it, likewise every other houses there.

6b. Once there was a particular theft in my ivorian friend's shop that I know of. There were 5 boys who was involved in burgling his computer and phone shop one night. But before 5am, the boys were all caught with the complete stolen items retrieved. Funny enough, my friend didn't know. He was woken up by the police to come to his shop and see the guys. And he didn't have to SETTLE THE POLICE FOR DOING THEIR JOBS .

7. There is constant electricity in that country. CONSTANT.
I only observed a few nightouts and those periods were understandable. They all know when the lights would go off in the week or month and have come to terms with it. Light doesn't go off intermittently as obtained in Nigeria. And throughout my stay there, I didn't pay for light bill or water. My caretaker didn't mention it to me too. I was surprised. Steady light

8. Economy: Their economy is very good. It's almost equaling to the Naira at the time I left. So, if you hear 500 CFA there, it's almost equivalent to 500 Naira. So don't do too much calculation.

8a. Minimum wage is very much respected and applied. A POS attendant over their is living a good standard life. A bar attendant earns about 20,000 CFA weekly... WEEKLY o. I mean a local bar attendant. How much more a corporate hotel or bar attendant or waiter.

8b. The money you earn can fetch you a standard living. Their money is easily made and spent too.

9. FOOD : Our area of specialty.

Food is over cheap compared to what's obtained in Naija. You can see someone who earns little but could afford chicken or any frozen food. Food is not part of their problems for now. Banana can go as low as 50 CFA or 50 Naira and it is not the small quantity we're talking about.

A bunch of Bananas that you can get from a roadside vendor in Naija for 800 could be gotten for 150 CFA. So you see it. Once I bought 2 Bunches of banana for 50 each, I couldn't finish them for 3 days.

9a. So sorry, vegetables can be scarcely found there my dear. I made most of my soup without vegetables. That part I didn't enjoy

That's for now. Anybody can add.

Do they speak any English there??

And.. How about ladies? You did not include that part.

Epistasis:
Wailers'Club

So na Penille Harder you use dey play?? This foolish Yoruba boy.

Samantha124:
Jeez!🤣🤣🤣

Unfortunately, I already have my own spec waiting for me in bed right now.

Good night..🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

Oh dear.

Samantha124:
I love everyone, not just Nigeria.

I don't know anyone in Nigeria.

I am very handsome and tall and light skinned. I'm your spec. You have me in Nigeria.

Samantha124:
My nephew's school gave them tablets, the boy doesn't bother reading the books within the tablet... He's always playing games with it because they installed a lot of games in it.

The teachers have never asked them to bring the tablets along with them to school, which got me wondering what was the main purpose of giving them those tablets in the first place.

This girl, you love Nigeria oh. Plan to visit Nigeria na??

SisterAnn:
Any type at all. There's always market for it, provided it's in good condition.

Rolex is just like Toyota cars. They have second value than any other.

Ok. I will invest money there.

SisterAnn:
Yes Rolex can be stolen by your houseboy who doesn't know the value if you are careless.

But I'm assuring you that when you need fast cash, it takes about 48hrs to sell your Rolex watch at the right price.

Ok. Is it just rolex or gold in particular?

SisterAnn:
So, na for bier-bier bank you prefer to put your money? ,😄

60k USD = N42,000 000(@N700 per $). It is obscene, Immoral and utterly irresponsible to wear such on my wrist in a worlds poverty capital.

I'd rather use the money and carry hookup girls, atleast let me help in poverty alleviation.

In this life, the good food you eat, the nice wines you drink and the sweet fvck you fvcked, are the things that constitute real enjoyment. Take it or leave it.

SisterAnn:
Make the money first.
If you buy Rolex to store up cash and someone else bought land to store up cash, when you need money, you will easily sell your Rolex than the other guy trying to sell his land.

The watches are a store up of investment.

I don't believe you. Cos I got land for 4M sometime last year and it's already 4.5M now in value.

People will always consider real property like land than Rolex. Rolex is vanity. Can easily be stolen. Land is forever.

Again, I'd rather use money for rolex to sleep with prostitutes than buy it.

SisterAnn:
Jesus bleeping Christ! 🙄🙄


How can someone come online to write a load about what he knows absolutely nothing about??

Who told you Rolexes don't come in Rose gold

Did you even bother to Google about Rolex before making these wild allegations? Rolex and every high-end watch can come in Steel, Rose Gold, yellow gold, ceramic or platinum.

FYI, Rolex have their own special shade of rose Gold called Everose Gold. Rolex also have their own foundry!

Who told you a Rolex full gold watch cost 13-15k USD? 🙄 Did the seller steal it? Or are you talking about the two-tone Rolexes that cost from 10k to 30k USD, depending on what is involved in the making.

Even some stainless steel Rolex like the Daytona and Yatch Master 2 cost about 25 to 30k USD.

A full gold Rolex brand new costs from 30k upward, and that's just for the traditional oyster Perpetuals of 36mm in diameter.

Bigger ones like Day date and Yatch Master or Submariner or GMT master 2 full gold cost nothing less than 45k abroad. In Nigeria, they cost 60k usd and above.

If there is "sugar" on the watch, then add another 10-20k to the price.

And who told you there are no persons in Nigeria wearing original Rolex? Seriously!!

Go to Polo Ltd ozumba mbadiwe street VI Lagos, or go to Vidora luxury Ltd or at Real Luxury Ltd both on the 3rd floor of Mega plaza VI.

Go to Wheatbaker Hotel in Ikoyi and visit Julian Osula's boutique and see watches of 200k usd and above.

Let me tell you something, there's no way you can know a fake Rolex by just looking at it, except if it's gold plated and the color is coming off already.

If you are not a trained eye, you can never ever know how to check for authenticity. I'm sorry I won't volunteer that info to you. 😉

But let's stop pontificating over matters above our pay grade, thank you.

60k USD for one watch.

Oh mehn, that watch must tell me the date of the second coming of our Lord and personal saviour, else I will convert the value to Naira and carry hook up ladies till the money finishes.

Palliative better pass.

Obavoh:
My Elder step bro took a 3rd wife on beautiful salah day.

God has blessed him with 7 kids from his 1st and 2nd wife.
I am so happy for him. May God bless all his unions.

This is my bro with his 2nd wife and her kids. And our adorable new wife in her wedding outfit

Which state in Nigeria is this??

ucheicon:
Lagos does. It actually receives oil derivation

https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/lagos-gets-n132m-oil-derivation-fund-in-22-months/%3famp

Ghost oil. That is the only thing Lagos produces. And it does so in your dreams.

Ologundudu2020:
No one is loyal for nothing

Deep.

NobleSeed:
how can we now tell if you are telling lies or not?
You just closed eyes Open mobile app, type the account number you no confirm name then you come input the amount you still no check the name You now put your password you no still confirm.
After you don do am finish you now screenshot the transaction before you no say na wrong account
Just dey play You hear.

The guy is lousy. I dey triple check names before I send money to any person.

The only time I nearly made a mistake was when someone I wanted to buy laptop from sent me a wrong account number. My gut instinct made me suspend the transaction and called him to verify the name I was seeing on my app. The guy screamed and shouted that it wasn't his account number. He substituted 2 digits and another name reflected.

Bottom line is patience. Never be in a hurry to transfer money.

drimzsmoke:
Okay, no problem!!!
Are you a Dr or a pharmacist

Neither.

1Sharon:
Nurses in Nigeria aren't taught BLS?

Cc:KanwuliaExtra

Does BLS stand for BulLShit?

drimzsmoke:
Are you a Dr?

I'd prefer to marry one.. its about time.

drimzsmoke:
The kind/type of work you do will determine the kind of people you will meet and friends you will have too. Anytime nairaland boys say that there are no more virgins in Nigeria, I always laugh really hard!!!

Pls connect me or tell me where I can find them. I need to marry virgin.

Benitoh:
The level of envy and hatred in rivers State is next to non anywhere in Nigeria. You have to live there for you to understand what am talking about.

Beware of friends and some so called family members, uncle and aunty them for you to live longer in this life.

Except you have lived everywhere in Nigeria, your comment is not only redundant but surely the imagination of an unhinged nonentity.

Camera lifestyle.

Yoighaman:
"Wayne Peckham, estranged from his wife Kerry Peckham..."

Always read carefully before typing.

Rodwell was the initial cause of her enstrangement. Some men will enter the life of a married woman and cause her to become estranged with their husband.

Think outside the box before quoting me.

oikirodah:
From NLC President To Senate President : "Senate Rules" And Adams Oshiomhole's Call For SP


 
Osigwe Omo-Ikirodah is the Chairman and CEO of Bush Radio Academy.

Source iReporteronline.

 https://ireporteronline.com.ng/blog/from-nlc-president-to-senate-president-senate-rules-and-adams-oshiomholes-call-for-sp/

This mumu, when they give you pittance, you start writing rubbish. Rubbish that ordinarily ought to exist in your deranged imagination.

stopthecycle:
So my elder brother just got married to the Love of his Life. I got to know his wife's family about two months before they got married. The lady has a younger sister who is super attractive, intelligent and nice. We've been talking for a long time and got close and we really like each other.

But I feel we are doing something wrong. Is it okay to date my Sister in law? Some people keep telling g me it's a taboo. I need advice...

Instead of you to say you want to fvck your sister-in-law, you are writing grammar

Good people, his only concern is after sleeping with his sister-in-law and dumping her sorry ass, the fallout that may follow. He only came here for validation.

Fvck her and dump her and brace yourself for the shistorm that follows when she confides in your brothers wife.

Na only once man dey die.

Pussykills:
I have come to the conclusion that I'm addicted to prostitutes. It started in 2010 when I first slept with a hooker. Its 13yrs now and I still patronise prostitutes. I slept with 155 of them, 55 were without protection.

The problem right now is that I don't have that much feelings for the new girl I'm dating. Since she's been in my life I have been able to stop but I noticed my soul still longs to experience that feeling of getting high and banging a hoxx.

In fact, I'm thinking if ending this relationship should be my next line of action.

This is not the first time, my past relationships ended because the feelings weren't there.

What would you suggest? Does sleeping with many partners make one loose the feeling of love? I don't get it, I can't even love, it's not just there.

You slept with 155 prostitutes; of which
100 was with protection
55 was without protection.
Wow. So let's keep stats'ing'
How many did you give head,
How many gave you bj
How many did you have anal sex with?

Jakumo:
You are a gentleman and a scholar sir. You hit the nail on the head with that age bracket of 21-25, for that is where heaven on earth is to be found. I would have to meditate deeply to recall when last I dated a woman over 25.

This is deep.