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Jakumo:
To all you fat lovers and giant ass lovers, I present without any apology whatsoever my favorite body type for women. Ironically, Liz Hurley's age is 30 years beyond the age bracket in which I date, but I included her recent bikini picture to illustrate that age is NO excuse for any woman to let herself turn into a frigging rhinoceros.

The second picture is a lady who was generous enough to pose for my camera, while firmly declining my suggestion that we have at least one roll in the hay together. All things considered, settling for " look but don't touch" is still preferable over being sentenced to "don't look at all". God bless Nigeria

Jakumo that second pic is so sumptuous. One can easily eat that lady.

What is your age bracket. Mine is 21-25.

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OkCornel:
Tribalism and racism should be declared as mental illnesses.

1) Did you choose the family or race you were born into?

2) Did you choose the gender you were born with?

If your answers to both questions are no, and you still practice discrimination based on realities people made no choice of…

Then you’re sick in the head.

I love this post.

People wey dey give head. Read and Harken.

Samantha124:
Honestly speaking I don't have the energy to explain how it happened.

Pls try , so other girls can learn.

illuminutty:
So?

Problem with 2 minutes man. Even all the minutes multiplied by 27 is not up to an hour. She just use style dey mock her so-called boyfriend.

You go sabi book wella.

I just remembered Tonto Dikeh called Churchill a 1minute man.

Churchill can have sex 30times in a day and it will amount to 30mins. Some boys one round.

Samantha124:
I have two brothers-in law and the first one started dating my sister while still in high school, him and I have that good brother and sister relationship. Sometimes we can even spent about 30 minutes talking over the phone and discussing about life in general and him telling me about the kids, that's how close we are.

As for the second brother In law, he started dating my sister while she was still in college, him and I have had a bit of differences in past because he has a drinking problem and I sometimes just don't like the way he behaves when he's drunk. But I accepted him as my brother in law because my sister loves him despite his drinking problem.

The main problem with my second brother in law started back in 2021, we were having a party at home and I decided to go to bed before everyone because I was tired. It happened that this brother in law of mine was drunk and he started embarrassing my sister and she decided to take him to the other room in the house and asked him to stay there. I was in my room sleeping, but not yet asleep when my room door opened and at first I thought it was just my mom, or one of my aunts or cousins. I expected the person to switch on the light since I switched it off, but this person started walking towards my bed. I lifted my head to check who it was and I found out that it was my second brother in law, I immediately dismissed him from my room.

I told everyone about it the following day except my father and my then boyfriend, who's now my fiance and they all laughed it off and said he was just drunk and lost, that I shouldn't make a big deal out of it. Fine, I let it go... Last year in August a close relative of ours was getting married and everyone traveled home to prepare for the wedding.

A day before the wedding my parents and two sisters decided that they were going to spent the night at the relative's place as they were help preparing for the wedding the following day, but I and my other sister were told to go home with our nephews and nieces... Later in the evening my sister brought my brother in law to the house and he had started embarrassing her again because he was drunk.. I was already in my room when they arrived, though I was not asleep, I decided to go and check on them because I can't stand my brother in law whenever he's drunk.... Apparently my sister immediately prepared a room for him to sleep in but he turned it down and said he was okay with sleeping on the couch in the living room... The room used to be previously my sister's before she got married and it's a bit far from the living room.

But mine is close to the living room, after he refused to go to the room that was prepared for him, my sister ended up giving him a blanket to sleep on the couch and she drove back to the relative's place. Everything seemed fine and we all went to sleep. While I was in my sleep I could hear some footsteps but at first it was like a dream, but then they started sounding like they were getting closer and they started to sound real... I immediately woke up and found my brother in law standing on my side of the bed, I jumped up from the bed and asked him what was he doing in my room, but he started apologizing and told me of how he thought it was the bathroom.

I was so scared I kicked him out of my room and locked the door, I checked the time and it was around 2am.. I Immediately called my sister and explained to her what her husband did and asked her to come and fetch him because he was scaring me... But she told me to just lock the door and don't mind him... I couldn't get some sleep since then and he came back to the door at around 4am and attempted to open it again, but it was locked.

In the morning I waited for him to leave the house first before I could get out of my room, I told the sister I was with in the house about it and she suggested that I tell Mom because Dad was going to overreact... I then told Mom and she said she'll see what she can do, I was hoping that she'll warn him about it, but to my surprise, she didn't do anything about it... I was hurt, but I let it go, again.

I could've told my fiance about it, but I didn't because I knew that there was going to be a fight if I did, and I didn't want a fight.

Now this past Thursday we traveled home for Easter and I was so happy to see my family again... As usual, we had a family chillax on Friday and everyone came through to hangout, this time my fiance was also there.. later in the afternoon I decided to go take a nap and I left everyone outside, as I was napping, I felt someone touch me and at first I thought maybe it was my fiance... I was shocked when I found out that it was my brother in law and[b] he was trying to have his way with me[/b] but fortunately, I managed to screaming and everyone came running.

A fight broke out between him and my fiance and I was so scared because my brother in law is the kind of a person who likes carrying a gun with him, but they were separated... My father got to find out that I complained to my mom before about my brother in law, but she didn't do anything about it and now he's mad at my mom for letting things get this far.

Now the family is divided... I love my sister, nephews and niece, I don't want to cut ties with them because of her husband and their father, but I don't know how I'm going to do it because I don't want anything that has to do with my brother in law.. Some say I should press charges for attempted rape, while others say that I should let the family elders intervene... I'm still confused right now, I don't know what to do.

I just can't help but feel guilty that if I had told my Dad about the whole thing from 2021, all of this would've been prevented.

I find that statement rather ambiguous. Did he press your breast or pull away your skirt or finger your or what??

Did he show you his dick.?

Maybe you look exactly like your sis. Maybe you're the younger version he saw when he fell in love with her. You remind him of your sister in her youth and he definitely wants the younger version again.

thesicilian:
Many Nigerians don't know, but French is actually our second official language and it's quite easy to learn as well

Bonjour

Cavà? Cava bien merci et vous.
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That year for FGC in 1997.

Christistruth03:
It was a gift from the King of Portugal to Olu Domingo in the 17th Century
Olu Domingo was the first known Nigerian Graduate.He Graduated from university in Portugal in the 17th Century he was also the Acting Ambassador for Benin and Warri Kingdoms to Portugal at the same time

The Itsekiri have had at least 5 Catholic Kings including Olu Domingo (Atunwase1) and his Son (Atunwase2) who was half Portuguese

If not for the Slave Trade the Itsekiri were supposed to be at the forefront of Christianity in Nigeria

Atunwase2 was Sincere in his Christian faith and appealed to the Portugese King to send him Missionaries that were not distracted by the filthy Business of the Slave Trade but we're Truly out for Souls
But the. Missionaries missed the road and ended up in Benin Instead of Warri, and the Oba

Story telling. .

17th Century indeed, and the Itsekiri are still where they are now.

Ijoh:
This map is wrong. Ijaw map spread into 6 states. That place you put Itsekiri, 80 percent of it is occupied by Ijaws.
Itsekiri are minority even in Warri 3 LGAs.
Ijaws are fully together but unjustly balkanized into 6 states of which are Ondo, Edo, Delta, Bayelsa, Rivers and Akwa-Ibom States.

Ijaw have 86 Clans with over 2,800 villages and settlements.

2800 villages inside water??

OBALOLA55:
TELL US HOW YOU GOT THE PICTURES AND STOP SHINING YOUR TEETH

I think he got it from the link.

Jakumo:
I blow bigi-bigi grammar sotaaaaay, she no gree. From there I begin dey nack broken sotaaaay, she no gree. Haba how man pikin for do?

Na him I come see say water don pass garri dis time o, say like play, like play, dis woman don dey go be dat o, and she nogo show face again.

When I see say no show again, na so I carry my hunter cloth wear am put, come begin dey take eye dey find new woman for where dem dey.

I pray make Papa God answer my pray o, say make anoda fine girl come follow me dey wakka as before.
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God go answer ya prayer. You go find better woman. 🙏

Jakumo:
This topic is of sudden interest to me, now that my woman of 3 years walked away. We're still on speaking terms, but she won't even give me a hint of what went wrong. I've always been a one-woman man who only goes on the prowl when the current relationship has been certified dead by a qualified doctor, so when she took off, there was no reserve waiting to take her place, which I now see as a serious mistake on my part

The rapport was great, and I've never shared as much laughter with any previous lover, as I did with her. The sex was explosive as well. With the help of one of those surface vibes that looks exactly like a lipstick dispenser, she came an average of 8 to 12 times every single time we grappled in bed, which I previously never even knew was possible. I treated her right money-wise on the rare occasion she asked for such, given that she is gainfully employed earning dollar salaries online, and was always very independent-minded.

So yeah it is a mystery to me, the mind of a woman, and therefore I am all ears to hear from Naialand's women as to what flips that switch from hot to cold. Meanwhile, man pikin is on the hunt once again, and back in the game of life, love, and lust haha.

A lady leaves Jakumo??

With all your intelligence and fanciful writing and talking skills??

It beggars the question, what does a lady truly want?

Nature abhors vacuum.

His position, let another take.

RIP.

See wetin my fellow man dey fvck. Choi!!!

Haha 😄

occfx:
Here.... I just hope I am not commiting any offence sha. Don't ever try to adjust your biology because of a woman.

There are different types, if you are not married, make sure you buy secure one

If you see the post tell me so that I can delete it

Seen. Thanks.

occfx:
Don't kill yourself because of a woman.. Wear toy condom... It's just 5k. Na she go faint after the banging

Whats Toy condom?

Evil man. Why Bury her in the US?? Why not bring her to Nigeria let her relations confirm its her corpse.

Evil man.

BombAttack:
You no qualify.

That was my past life.

Seun:
Dear Nairaland Community,

We are currently searching for a dedicated individual with the following qualifications to moderate our Politics section and effectively manage conflicts and disruptions:

* In-depth knowledge of Nigerian politics and current affairs, with the capacity to participate in well-informed discussions on pertinent topics.
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I can do the job perfectly. I'm a detrabalised, non sentimental and objective person.

And i Iive my life by the golden rule.

Your back light indicates 2007-2009 model

23jerryking:
Not at all. What's up? Is it as bad as well?

That's the next best place after Lag and Abj.

23jerryking:
Oga I'm a Kogite and have also spent time in Yangoa, Bayelsa state. You guys have nothing going on there, I'm still wondering where all that oil money they talk about is. Yenago a state headquarter that has only one high road. Tueh

Have you been to Rivers state?

farady:
Laugh wan finish me as i read your post. Your narration was on point.

Honestly, it's so disappointing that after several years, Bayelsa state is still very much underdeveloped; this is in spite the oil resources. Just one major road in the state capital! The attitude and mindset of the people does help. An attitude of "so long as the gov or that LG chairman or that man in authority is our brother and is eating our money, we don't have any problems with that"

When you travel to the riverine parts of that state, you will want to weep. Some communities, the well water is like Fanta colour. They drink it and cook with it. God is wonderful. Just like someone mentioned, a state of less than 4m people with huge oil wealth, still in that condition, is really appalling. To think that that state was created same time as Akwa Ibom is funny; when you compare the level of development in Akwa Ibom to that of Bayelsa.

Successive leadership failure (since 1999 to date) and terrible mindset/attitude of the people has continue short-changed the progress of Bayelsa state.

Akwa ibom was created in 1986 and Bayelsa 1996. Bayelsa was created same time as Ekiti and Ebonyi.

Tho I've never been there, but the sexual escapades of their women is really a fantasy.