sickstars:


i missed sucking ur breastt d most

Monalisa185:


nna ehhh... Chere kam dee nke'a na bekee biko..otoro ogo...

you remember that other night I was telling you how I failed Igbo in my GCE even after dubbing? remember I said that I speak Igbo fluently Buh can neither write nor read and understand... Buh could do the other way round in hausa...I'm sure you remember..

well, early this year, I got myself an Igbo language tutor to put me through... she said since I can speak very well, that I can equally write it the same way I say it...she put me through a lil test in that aspect and i passed

so she said that the most important thing is to read and understand.. she started putting me through that one too..the last score she gave me last week was 75%...mehnnn, that's a distinction na...

Ehen...akogherichago'm...ifugo ebe nsi muta ya?...chai!!, kedu etu mu k'isi wee dee ihe'a Nile n'igbo bikonu?

Yea.. I remember.. You're a fucking genius!! that's really good.. I wonder how you woulda typed all that in Igbo

dollyjoy:
e go reach remain sha,that is one of the advantage of dating an economist.



She go cook ogbono soup with 300naira

sickstars:
1500 to cook soup?

U av not heard dat better soup na money kill am

School girls can use 500 to cook good food sha lmao !

Giv d money to a school girl she will bring 1k change for u

kliq:
yeah...check out the price of a kilo of chicken or turkey except the meat you talking about is pomo

Twaci:
Thanks

PrimeMinisterr:
Lol, this is funny and same time baffling. who knows if you've prepared rat poison all cos you had prepare the soup yourself. (soapy soup) haa !

saintloveren:
even i that is a guy cant cook ogbono soup with 1500, ogbono soup is the most expensive soup in Nigeria, u have to spend a lot of money 4 u to bring d best out of the soup, the ingredients are much and expensive, so i dont blame her, the op should have told her to cook egusi soup and the 1500 wud be enough but ogbono soup for 1500 is a no no.

Twaci:
Thanks

Oliviaarims:

I disagree..

Favolly:
So many yards of wife material on this thread...

ElDeeVee come and hunt o

BumBae:

*WIFEY ALERT*

Not only good at money management , accounting damn

sickstars:

loool garri ke?
Lassa fever dey o!

sickstars:

loool garri ke?
Lassa fever dey o!

Twaci:
How many fish u wan chop?

Aremu01:
Na WA o, when you now get kids nko? How much ll she use? U better think twice my brother

Oliviaarims:


I disagree..

odinese:

I view everyone of your profile photos you upload and you hardly move your cheek [ ] why?... You rude?...

You must be a rude girl thou..! Love those body.

saintloveren:
tell me hw wud u b able to cook ogbonor 4 1500

Oliviaarims:

Just go check Twaci's post..

MoNickk:
1500 would cook ogbono joor...op u can't tell me u didn't have at least maggi,salt,oil n pepper in the house. oya let's break it down...

1 cup of ogbono- 200
stockfish-200
meat-300
dry or smoked fish-200
uziza leaf(prefer using that)-30
oil-60
crayfish-50 naira
salt,maggi,pepper,onions-100
garri(1 paint)- 300/350 depends on ur area

change go remain sef to buy pepsi

Joshchi:
The girl no wan cook for you joor... She had to use that to discharge you

SSpeter:
A friend of mine decided to say hello and I felt perhaps this will be a good opportunity to prepare my favourite Ogbono soup. After we had lunch outside I told her I will appreciate any help towards preparing my favourite soup. She Agreed. There is a small market close by where she can easily get all the items need.
I opened my wallet brought out 1k (last card) then I remembered I had 5h in the trouser I wore the previous day. Total =N1500.....I handed it over to her, she looked at me with disdain (like say I poo for body).....next statement "You are not serious"...I thought she was joking until she carried her bag and left....pls o.......N1500 no reach cook Ogbono soup?.. ...seriously I was angry not because she refused but because she was a good cook...I could have had a great supper....Nevertheless I prepared the Ogbono with that same amount....with chicken and dry fish.....Just that the soup is having a soapy taste. I don't know where soap came from and the Ogbono soup no draw......God has answered the prayers of my landlord battalions. Tomorrow they will do the needful ...but some ladies una no dey try o...how can 1500 not cook ogbono?

kuuljay:
the only reasonable post, the other lady tried but hundred naira crayfish is too much...30 naira Maggi is also a fail besides why buy two cups of ogbono? Also a fail..
Na you try pass my dear you be wife material

Twaci:
Frankly, any woman good in the kitchen can cook soup with N500 (excluding garri, semo etc), but how would u folks feel if we place a meatless/fishless soup before you?

You don't understand? Oya here's d breakdown;

Ogbono 1 cup should be 180 or so - N360 (2 cups)

Bitterleaf - N50

Red oil - N60

Maggi knorr (3) - N30

Pepper - N40

Crayfish - N100

Stockfish - N200

Fresh fish - N300

Meat - N300

See where I am going? I never buy garri oh

Abi na management soup u been dey find?

Oliviaarims:



Lol.. Just see what u've been noticing. I never even realised that. I'm not rude, though...

Oliviaarims:


Just go check Twaci's post..