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[3!] + [11] + [13] = 30.

Na wa o! This Buhari sef... I think it's all about saving money.

Ha ha ha.

Well, like Buhari... like Arsène Wenger!

The profitable business( i.e. the money) you are looking for is all around you. All you have to do is to THINK and you'll grow rich. That's all I can say for now.

Word!

He who have ears, let him hear.

redcliff:
This girl does not attract me one bit.

Nnaa eh, seriously, I thought it was only me o!

I don't think cohabitation is entirely a bad idea. I'd say it depends on the individuals cohabitating and their reason/s for doing so.

I mean, c'mon, is marriage itself not a form of cohabitation too? If I can't live with my would-be spouse for two months, how are we going to live together for the next two decades?

The way I see it, cohabitation only starts becoming a problem when it starts becoming prolonged.

And that's where I start to advise our girls to watch it.

Chai Nigeria!

So in 1996, $4 was equivalent to N70?!

Which means a dollar was roughly N17!

Ewww!

Cry my beloved country.

The whole North East, North West and North Central states is definitely going to be hot.

The weather is (un)usually hot in those places around this time of the year!

Hmm... could this be one of the BUHARI Changes?

valarinz:
REASON WHY NIGERIA IS STILL WHERE WE ARE:

Look at a thread like this, despite being on the front page for a while now, haven't gone past the second page, despite Nairaland users consisting of at least 80% youths

Now compare this with threads that have to do with celebrity gossip or tribal/bigotry rants and we would be at the tenth page in the least now

Zero interest on matters that have to do with hard work and entrepreneurship, but we all want good things to come our way and we'll live like kings, and if GEJ can't make us rich men overnight we 'vote' him out and bring in GMB(messiah/miracle worker), and quote me on this: in four years time when its apparent GMB isn't going to make them rich men overnight, they'll 'vote' him out and bring in another Messiah/miracle worker

Its so embarrassing to the point of excruciating pain, how lazy and unenterprising Nigerian youths are and yet we hope to be a better country in the future?

You really do have a point. It's quite shocking, I must say.

fatdon2:
Op you can also solve mine.

? = 12

I'm afraid, there's no solution to the question as stated.

If you add two odd numbers, you will always get an even number.

If you add an even number to an odd number, you will always get an odd number.

In other words, adding three odd numbers together will always give an odd number as the final answer.

Graphic indeed!

missbehave247:
The fear of GMB is the beginning of wisdom

I'm telling you! That name alone is going to sanitize a lot of irregularities in the system!

Gawd! What is this?! What am I seeing?! This better not be a dream! Please Lord, let this be true!!!

Father Lord, let this be the best week ever!

Is this gonna be the best Easter ever?!

Can you imagine?!

Buhari wins!

Arsenal wins!

Chai! Chai! Chai!

Arsenal please don't disappoint... let's have our own sweet revenge!

C'mon.

OK na... This is just the beginning!

efilefun:
mtcheeew shoro niyen?? bunch of hungry people... imagine patience ozokwo crying and rolling on the floor during the bring back our girls campaign, when money got involved she took to the center stage dancing like someone under spell


How to be a SUPER HERO in Africa

1) Become a President

2) Loot your country.

3) Celebrate criminals and put them in Charge

4) Set up an Election-Rigging Squad

5) Equip Militants across all ethnicities

6) Seek Re-election

7) Seek the disqualification of your opponents

Spend Billions to tarnish your opponents' image

9) Manipulate Election Results from your strongholds

10) Hire an Orubebe to threaten the Umpire and incite National Violence

11) Lose the election and be very sure that you can't do anything to disrupt the process anymore.

12) Give up, concede victory, accept defeat and congratulate your opponent before election results are announced.

Even if you still can't find the lost children kidnapped under your watch, all your sins would be forgiven; You are a SUPER HERO.

God bless you.

adekennis:
Jonathan was so desperate to return to Power but let's thank God for Orubebe guy for distrupting inec proceedings and also JEGA for his wisdom to handle the mofo..Orubebe was the last desperate attempt bt wisdom conquert all.They actually wanted to throw this country into chaos but God pass them

God bless you! It's not by your own power you know this but your father in heaven has revealed these things to you

My question now is how and when did the certificate come back? Did it develop its own wings? Who brought it back? And who suddenly discovered the 'missing' certificate was no longer missing?

Hmm... hmmmm...

ha ha ha... May 29th loading... Otuoke calling

Ipledge:
Something is telling me that the right up is April foool itself

2 bottles of Orijin for you, guy!

I never knew I would say this, but thank you so much Mr. President. You are the realest transformation ambassador of Nigeria.

Wow!

This is the real TRANSformation!

Things have really CHANGEd in the country...

If to say na befor befor...

Dem for don announce one kain corner corner result for us.

Thank you so much Mr. President for giving us this opportunity.

Win or lose, it's good luck for Nigeria as a whole!

ochoa:
Big boobs = flat ass Big ass = small boobs Big boobs and Big
ass = ugly face No boob no ass = pretty face Somewhat accurate

I dey tell u! Truly, it seems like no one has it all.

I'm not a prophet but I'm seeing Olivier Giroud to Real Madrid next season... going by his impressive goal scoring records of lately.

Hmm, white men sef! O Chi m.

vfactor:
Romance and Romans, doesnt even sound the same, not to talk of mean the same.

I guess that's because in the bible, the book of Job comes before the book of Romans.

Please is this thing really working or are people just choosing for themselves the best adjectives that makes them feel good? I mean, how can you tell me that vex is among the things that describes me? Na wa o!

This is just another evidence which proves that women can fake Ôrgasm but men can fake the whole relationship.

Bad Prayers.

Good evening house.

Please how can I do a redirect to the same page a user was on after a successful log in by the user?

prettyjo:
ignore him and act as if it does not pain you.he will definitely get tired.

Funny. Some advice I see here.

Don't you see the problem here? No matter what the woman does, the man will still be having his fun.

He's not doing it to make her mad so ignoring him won't work. Acting as if it doesn't pain her wouldn't work because it does pain.

My humble submission, the woman in question is just insecure! So her husband is right, she should get help.

I know this is not supposed to be funny... but I just can't help it!

Ha ha haaaaaa

O di egwu o!

Prepared poisonous weapon?

Chai!

Anyway sha, George Apolo nwanne, RIP!