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Oga lalala thank u so much for this list.

You have just given me a list of films I'm definitely going to watch during this December holidays.

Oh, by the way, I hope none of them contains p0rn0graffi, hmm?

Becos me I don't like watching p0rn0graffi.

Oga icebeatz, I hope you did not bring it here to count the number of olodos we have here, huh? Anyway, here is your answer:

2 - [1 - (1 - [2 - 3] - 2) + 3]
= 2 - [1 - (1 - [ - 1] - 2) + 3]
= 2 - [1 - (2 - 2) + 3]
= 2 - [1 - 0 + 3]
= 2 - [4]
= - 2

Now, go an' disown unfriend all your facebook friends that tried to answer except...

Just tell them you were simply acting on my command, okay?

clevvermind:
does men have hymen? does men's penis grows wider with each sex? who is talking of guys' virginity those days? ladies are the ones to control the game. let them say no to sex and guys will not force them.

It’s funny, isn’t it?

So because guys don’t have hymen and our pәnïs does not widen or elongate after each usage, guys are now free to use it to break and widen things abi?

Hmm, oga clevvermind, guy na wa 2 u o!

Ha ha ha. This thing is a two-way thing o, abeg!

As a guy, if you tell a girl you want to phück her and she refuses by telling you she’s not ready because she’s a virgin or she’s keeping it for that special day with that special man, chances are you will not feel so happy—or so manly, at the end of the day!

You might call her names. And make caricature of her. You might even say she’s decieving you by making such excuses. You might even hate her and to some extent, even make her feel so bad about herself when you leave her with the impression that she doesn’t love you. You might even threaten to end the relationship!

Oh yes.

Granted, you may not be like such guys but at least, I know some guys who will do this.

Now, coming to the points you’ve raised, if you are overly concerned that the hymen will be broken, maybe by the time it gets to your turn, then I’d say sorry but it must be broken—one day, probably by that bad guy who hit it first!

Again, if your concern is that the püssïe is going to get wider with frequent usage, what else can I say but it’s a natural course, so you just have to deal with. Remember, babies do come out from there too! Big babies, sometimes!!!

But if what you are suggesting is that we run a parallel society whereby we could clone or have a group of foolish girls we can just buy coke for and then phück at will anytime and another group of special & sweet virgins we can marry when the time comes, then I might support your Girls-Must-Be-Virgins Policy, you know….?

Ha ha ha…

Being so open-minded about these things, my point is that virginity or not, it’s no big deal. Times have changed. Sexual promiscuity is on the rise. Circumstances occur. Temptations are bound to happen. Yes, bodi no be wood. Individual differences matter, so you have to take all that into cognisance too.

So if a girl can keep it, good. If she can’t, well…good.

But one thing I know is that…

You’ve got no right, absolutely no right whatsoever, to enforce it.

Thank you.

VickyyB:
lol. Are u fùcking an animal or ur fellow guy?

If u dnt kip ur virginity, how can a girl keep it?

No mind am. Leave am make im dey dia dey yarn robbish. im dey look for virgin afta im don tidy finish.

I just don't know why some guys dey believe say misbehaving is okay for guys only.

Chai...chai...chai!

This is so bad!

Na so pesin downfall dey take start o! Like flay; like flay...

How come I didn't see if you didn't have sex (or weren't caught having sex) with your childhood wife or husband in the list?

Ha ha ha...

I know this is not funny but the question now is, how can I make myself to stop laughing after reading this?

Baby sorry o, you hear? It's just a honeymoon process, okay?

One of you will soon get tired of it.

Put it in prayer, okay? I'm sorry I don't have any other practical advice for you.

Ha ha ha...

Oh wait, if it would help, you can read Fifty Shades of Grey to get yourself ready because from what I can see now, it will surely get worse before it gets better...

Ha ha ha...

Indeed, marriage is NOT a bed of roses- for some folks, as we've seen from this account...

TV = Tell-a-lie-vision.

It's actually a tool for mass hypnosis.

And like all hypnotists know, you cannot perpetually keep someone hypnotized.

So TV starts to lose its flavor once people begin to 'see through' the numerous lies.

I'm guessing that's what's happening now.

afamgod:
My dear, any serious minded man can keep to these rules and even much more. It does not necessarily need a perfect man.

Thank you so much!

Of course!

We have no other friend except the police!

Jaymima:
29 years old father of a 13 years old daughter. Congrats beauty.

Ha ha ha...

Of course, jokes apart, he started fuc kiiing and scoriiing goals when he was sixteen.

That's why he's a player...and also a good striker!

But it's true. The girl fine o. Maybe I'll have to tinker with my real age & see if could use my football age to toast her someday.

Wisegeek01:
A lady may want a nice guy, because he's "nice"
but in
reality or wired in her subconscious mind, she doesn’t.
Because she thinks Nice is weak – it’s boring.
She wants excitement.
She wants mystery, surprise, drama.
She needs a
bad boy.

So don't blame. .. It's how they are wired*

Guy, how you take know? Abi na you be the electrician wey do the wiring?

getafe:
Ofcourse he should care less about her kissing roles in movies cos he knew she was an actress before going to marry her. But I must confess, wives of actors and husbands of actresses dey try, me I know fit.

Chai getafe! Hmm, I'm not surprised at all with this your Statement! Abeg easy o on your guy wit your closemarking

2scorehigh:
Well, na bad result sha for us but wetin I know be say anyhow anyhow we go still beat arsenal home and away wit this team.

slap1:
Are we betting on that?

2scorehigh:
Jus wait. U go see am na.

Oga Slap, how far na? Shey I talk am? Okay na...this one na away, home still dey o! See Assnal wey be our wife since taytay come follow dey talk!

Common second eleven una no fit beat for una home o, na champions league una wan come carry.

Oya make una dey go na may we dey watch! Mtcheew!

Adebayor should not look that far to the causes of his decline.

Someone should please tell him to stop blaming his sweet mother.

I'm so sure it the collective prayers and wishes, actually curses, of so many Arsenal fans from all over the world that is following him.

In fact, I'm also so sure that Van Persie will be next to blame his father for wizarding him.

It's still ONE Nigeria,right?

If so, then the youths shall be ready to obey the clarion call.

Under the rain or under the sun.

Nigeria we serve!

computerboy:
Dont know about others but for me, 3 and 7 are lies

Exactly! You are not alone 'cause same here too.

Chiefpriest1:
My sister, I really dont know what else to say. But I wont advice you to go the path you are thinking.

Whatever anybody thinks, this is still africa, infact this is Nigeria. Maybe you schooled or grew outside here, but I ll advise you dont bring shame to yourself, your family and generations unborn by doing what you are thinking.

I dont know what part of nigeria you come from, but I talk to you like an elder brother, it is a TABOO in this part of the world for a married woman to sleep around while still under the same roof with a man you are legally married to.

Its crazy, but that it is the way it is and it wont change in a hundred years. You cannot isolate yourself from the society you live.

It is not a good option,but u shd rather leave him than sleep with another man while living with him. The reppercussion wont be palatable. That is the way it is.

I think you are the 'city type'. I am not saying you cant protect yourself if you still believe hes cheating on you, but a married woman sleeping around is a NO NO over here.

You dont want me to start enumerating the cultural,physical and spiritual dangers of going this path. In this clime, it is called PROST.ITUTION. Am I saying the man is right? Hell no!

You dont want a decent woman like you being called an ASEWO. That is what they are called here. It is even more decent you leave him rather than go sleeping around. If it becomes public knowledge, which it will, it would nolonger be about you and your husband o!

Anyhow, its your call. But dont bring ignominy to your family, especially if you both hail from the part of nigeria where these things are taken seriously. calm down,ur husband will stray back,same way he strayed away. In the meantime, make sure you protect urself from Stds if hes the type who you think will do it outside without a condom.

I ll also advise you start making friends with mature married women and not young girl friends who would advice you to poison him

Scare tactics, I don't like. What is good for the goose is also good for the gander.

But all the same, my dearest happywife, you can never cope with a cheating husband. Never! So far as your whole thought is there. It's only possible if you don't love him anymore.

And even if another man is banging away, you will still be thinking about him, which is like cheating yourself because you know you are not being true to yourself. Not to mention all that feeling of worthlessness that will accompany the act assuming you have not successfully killed your conscience.

So, I'm so sorry to say that I don't have any clear-cut answer for you.

But I only have this one advice for you.

Please in whatever you chose to do, always remember the eleventh commandment: Thou shall not be caught!

Hmm naija!

Must everything be viewed from ethnic and religious lens?

How does the removal or inclusion of the said Islamic inscription affect the current high exchange rate of the naira?

How many people notice or even know about the inscription?

Now, all of sudden it has become an issue...

O di egwu o.

Money is nothing but numbers and since I like playing with numbers, I'm hitting the green button.

I'd rather go home with my peace of mind intact knowing that I took that chance rather than sitting safely in my office silently wishing and secretly regretting that I didn't take that chance!

Well, behind every successful man is a little greed!

braine:
Who would marry these old hags sef... Dem no find husband, they com dey bobo us say dem dey indifferent. Shoir.

You get sense well well.

firstEVA:
Lol, op I wish you all the best

abi?

DO NOT REQUOTE PLEASE - BY ORDER.

Buchukwu:
Whats the obsession about this bloke? What has she done and what achievement is that? That she opened a blog when people hardly had phones/computers, when people were obsessed with going to websites, IT WAS NEW THEN, that there were less sites then than now? That bloke is nothing and has achieved nothing. I don't even understand the news she gives. The news in her site is fashion fashion, photos. No national news at all. I don't visit her blog for a sec, except when the row between one aye dee. I Give her 2 years and she folds up. Her traffic is falling daily, daily, daily. Many less/low profiled bloggers are better than her news-wise. She never worked for anything, she arose when the was no competition, she didn't do any form of advert, she can't survive competition. That shows by her NOW Traffic.I go like Fucck Linda Ikeji. She succks what?

I've never LIKED as so many posts on a Nairaland thread as this one in my entire Nairaland sojourn!

Is this the long expected and much awaited Menrevolution?

I really hope so.

Meanwhile girls una don hear am na abi? The summary of the whole tin be say there is a very huge gap/difference between being a wife(to-be) and being just a girlfriend when it comes to certain things.

Na so we see am.

Wait o! I jus dey reason am now. Wetin make Barcelona agree to sell Alexis? Becos without this boy, there's no Ârsenal-for now!

Abeg,wey dis barman na? Yes, ahem, give that boy Sanchez two bottles of Orijin. Okay, make it three!

C will die.

The rest will gather and start taking pictures.

...And John said, "Is this the same Manchester United Christ or should we wait for another one?"

Are you sure? Are you really really sure? I know why I'm asking...because I don't think they could be that callous.

But on a second thought, you may be right.

Well, in that case, maybe they are just walking in the footprints of their 'elder' brother Nigerian Immigration Service.

PS: Meanwhile, have the NIS started refunding the N1000?