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 Crime › Re: Teenager’s Manhood ‘vanishes’ After Handshake by 2scorehigh(m): 9:49am On Jul 30, 2015 |
INTROVERT:Hahahaaaa Actually, 've been thinking the same way too. In fact, lemme check Google for the pix. I'll get back to you later, okay? |
| Romance › Re: How I Intentionally Played A Fast Game On A Lady by 2scorehigh(m): 4:21pm On Jul 24, 2015 |
Well, proxillin, what else can I say? You solved one problem by creating another one. Now those two girls are going to become sworn enemies. All thanks to you. Hope you've got your plan B in place? 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: What's The Best Caption For This Photo Of Four Nigerian Youths In Bed? by 2scorehigh(m): 8:39am On Jul 24, 2015 |
Three And A Half Man! But... Come to think of it, and critically looking at the picture closely, there's no suggestion of any sexual act going on because all of them are fully clothed. For all we care, these guys could have been drugged by either someone else or they did it to themselves. |
| Politics › Re: CBN Governor Emefiele Hurriedly Leaves US After Buhari's Tongue-Lashing by 2scorehigh(m): 8:39pm On Jul 22, 2015 |
maybe the shame was just too much for the governor to bear, who knows? 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Buhari Receives Indicting Documents On Ex-ministers, Others by 2scorehigh(m): 5:23pm On Jul 22, 2015 |
o.r.u.b.e.b.e_on_your_marks_get_ready_set...setttt |
| Romance › Re: Ladies, What's Your Take On This (photo) by 2scorehigh(m): 2:07pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
Well, it might sound like a good practical idea initially buh the truth be say na the gel go suffa am... later. |
| Romance › Re: Do You Need To 'Test' To Trust Your Partner? by 2scorehigh(m): 7:37am On Jul 17, 2015 |
Of course, I MUST test. What's the point of going to school if there were no exams? But not to worry, girl, the tests are subtle so you won't even know what the questions are going to look like. Which makes it even much more difficult to pass! Ha ha haaa!   1 Like |
| Romance › Re: 10 Ways Ladies Will Frustrate Your Life If You Are A Broke Guy by 2scorehigh(m): 9:07pm On Jul 16, 2015*. Modified: 11:14am On Jul 17, 2015 |
lurlah2014:Wetin pesin no go see for dis country? It's funny, isn't it? Abeg which one is more reasonable or advisable? Frustrating someone into achieving success or making yourself successful? Chai! All Nigerians girls who think relationship is all about money, I'm sorry for you. And all naija guys who believe in that, I'm so sorry for you too... Ladies, please listen. Frustrating a guy to achieve success using such means enlisted by the OP may sound like a good idea in the first place but just have it somewhere at the back of your mind that should the guy eventually achieve that success, the kain frustration you go experience eh, in short, no be pesin go tell make you pack your bags dey go! 1 Like |
| Literature › Re: What Book Impacted You The Most? by 2scorehigh(m): 11:49am On Jul 15, 2015 |
Strictly for Cash by James Hadley Chase. Unforgettable! The Partner by John Grisham™. Unbeatable! |
| Politics › Re: Buhari Sacks Security Service Chiefs - Punch by 2scorehigh(m): 3:18pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
kennydee05:Ayam telling you! Sai Baba is indeed a surebet! |
| Career › Re: Four Reasons Why Lawyers Are Like Condoms by 2scorehigh(m): 1:34pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
but oga Amodsun, please don't be offended o but I say make I ask you this: do you normally cast away your condoms with disgust after the deed is done? |
| Politics › Re: Things We Have Noticed Since PMB Assumed Power - Must Read by 2scorehigh(m): 12:35pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
IDGAF:Thank you! I must confess that the impatience I see many Nigerians exhibiting inasmuch as it is very amusing to me, is also quite senseless! 4 Likes |
| Family › Re: Photos: The Girl Who Got Married To A Portrait Finally Replied Linda Ikeji by 2scorehigh(m): 10:53am On Jul 11, 2015 |
To me, the photograph thingy looks somewhat odd. The said girl could have done away with the photo entirely! Are there no guys again from the groom's family or even his friends who could have stood in for him? Maybe it's just me but that photograph thingy conveys a message like the guy is dead or disfigured or something because that's clearly when we may use photographs to represent absentees. |
| Romance › Re: How My Girlfriend Failed My Fidelity Test. by 2scorehigh(m): 5:44pm On Jul 07, 2015*. Modified: 6:00pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
AreaFada2:Correct man! Are you seeing what I'm sawing? Why do you think the ladies are panicking? Hahaha! Of course, most of them already know that they cannot withstand certain types of temptations. Hahaha. But OP, you are a very baaaad guy! I can imagine the look on your face when she told you she was traveling to Bayelsa. Hahaha... some girls will never learn. They think they're so sharp 'n' smart not knowing that they are just setting themselves up for their eventual downfall... 1 Like |
| Education › Re: Which Switch Lights The Bulb? by 2scorehigh(m): 8:31pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Yellow, definitely! |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Self Employment: The Real Stomach Infrastructure by 2scorehigh(m): 3:41pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Nice points you've raised here. |
| Romance › Re: ~ Guys: Reasons Why Ladies Dump You For Other Guys ~ by 2scorehigh(m): 7:37am On Jul 01, 2015 |
sonofananimal:It's not useless. It's true It shows you that women cannot be satisfied. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: Heartbreaking Story Of Nigerian Lady Her Fiance Married Another Woman Yesterday by 2scorehigh(m): 6:56am On Jun 29, 2015 |
IdiAmin1:Exactly! 1 Like |
| Nairaland General › Re: TB Joshua Reacts To New Gay Law by 2scorehigh(m): 6:18pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
Na wa o! Why are so many of our people so homophobic? These are some of the reasons why I think You Should Not Hate Gays. |
| Literature › Re: IFY - A Romantic Thriller by 2scorehigh(op): 7:53am On Jun 22, 2015 |
| Webmasters › Re: Why Are Nigerians Not Paying For Any Online Ideas by 2scorehigh(m): 2:51pm On Jun 19, 2015*. Modified: 6:58am On Jun 20, 2015 |
In my honest opinion, these are some of the reasons why this is so. IGNORANCE Believe it or not, so many Nigerians are still ignorant on how things work online. I'm speaking from personal experience. Some time last year, I wrote a novel and shared it here on nairaland. I had so many followership. I had so many praises. Until I announced the novel is actually for sale. Some grumbled but you can imagine how shocking it was to me when I discovered that those who wanted to buy haven't or didn't know anything about PayPal! I must say it wasn't funny at all as I ended up 'lecturing' peeps who could be graduates or undergrads on how to open a PayPal account! SCAMS Like someone rightly identified, so many Nigerians have come to identify anything online as scams. You wouldn't blame them though. The internet makes scams to be so easily perpetrated because most times you are dealing with people you haven't and most probably, will never see. Furthermore,;ours is a society where get-rich-quick mentality is the in thing. So more scammers will be born and hence, more people will still be scammed! BAD ECONOMY Our sad economy has also forced people to prioritize. Again, you wouldn't blame them. According to Anthony Robbins, most people would rather fight to keep what they already have than struggle to get more. And finally, the last but not the least... QUANTITY OVER QUALITY I read in one entrepreneurship book that one of the problems of doing business with Nigerians is that most of our business people prefer profit over customers' satisfaction. So how do you expect someone to keep on paying you for your product when all you have is a collection.of copy n pasted material or information that.is not feasible? The way I see it, that ain't good for business at all! But that said, it's not all hope lost for Nigerian netpreneurs. To me, it's just a matter of time. And one day we'll all get there because the online business in Nigeria is still pretty much a virgin goldmine. |
| Forum Games › Re: Solve This Simple Arithmetic by 2scorehigh(m): 8:25am On Jun 19, 2015 |
It's 87 but I cannot write it upside down. |
| Literature › Re: IFY - A Romantic Thriller by 2scorehigh(op): 7:18am On Jun 18, 2015*. Modified: 9:28am On Oct 18, 2015 |
Finally, it's here! It's out! Yes, the novel is finally out in print! So my people, how una dey? Where are all those hardcopy lovers? Where all of una dey? Wey BlueStarry and his gang? IZUKWU? Frankenstein? Bollify de Bollify? Abiolabalogun? Abuklaw? Weedtaker? jaymomma? Paulv? And Balispecial, my guy?!!! Fatalveli the PayPal-Killer wey no wan any skin pain (Guy, listen make I tell you o. You can't run away from PayPal o, if you want make/earn money online, so be warned...) And ahem... Olanipekuntomi...? Hah, baby how far na? Longest time! How you dey? How bodi? Hope say you no still dey use dat your small Nokia torch phone? Ha ha ha... https://i59.tinypic.com/20u8myf.jpg Wey Seunviju, prettychick, jayyunng, bookhy, ice4jez, Leofish92 the genius, essyydiamond, oga handie, and ahh!!! Ormorlehwah my number one fan. Babe, abeg come o, becos you know say dat our jersey don finally ready o!!! What of ngee1900...? Nwa keekwanu...? Baby how fur naw? Shebi you talk say dat my character Vince for the novel dey remind you of your boyfriend abi ex-boyfriend and you wish say you know me? Okay na. Oya na. Now, time don reach for you to come and know me! And getafe, my sweety, sweety for nairaland... but baby why you come deactivate your account na? And even you yungcyrus the weight abi crowd lifter wanna-be...? Ha ha ha. And yes, not forgetting you, anasbeaut the beautiful one! Ana, how far? Longest time!!! And the main man himself josepn de SIR JEY my guy wey don open two Ify threads plus including Ivyluvie2 wey dey look for pesin wey go summarize the story for am. Hmm... na wa o! Guys, so na so the story sweet una...ehhh? Hmmmm... OK na. And yes, who else again? Emm... emm... yes! Sweet Rebecca, sorry, Flakkydagirl the wordsmith!!!! All of you...I can't mention everyone here but I believe say all we Ify addicts, we know ourselves... Yes. Make all of una come becos me, I don show! I say I don finally show!!! https://i58.tinypic.com/yla28.jpg Yes, not forgetting you... Mr. Copycat, yes you, Mr. Voice of Ibadan or #DoroYemzy or whatever name you choose to call yourself as you were busy mercilessly plagiarising and copying my story verbatim from Nairaland and posting it on your Facebook page and making it seem as if you wrote it! Oh yes! Don't ever think I have forgotten your case because I haven't. I told you to credit me as the author or remove the entire story from that your facebook page. Last time I checked, you still haven't done that. Chai! Okay...continuu...you thought I was going to post the full novel here on nairaland abi? Akụkọ! Ha ha ha...you don see mugu na, abi? For your mind, monkey dey work; baboon dey shop abi? Na so una go take dey kill creativity and people career for we countri, dey discourage talented writers from even attempting to write anything or posting their stories here on nairaland. Guy eh, how I wish say you for see as I take laff you wen your fans come dey halla dey tell you say make you post more but you no fit becos I no come dey post again. Ha ha ha... na wa o! Ọ dị egwu o! Anyway sha, my people, na the thing. So ladies and gentlemen, after taking a very long time off to put the finishing touches to the novel so as to give you a standard finished product I know you would surely love, I am so proud to finally announce that it is finally done! Oh yes!!! It wasn't easy but it wasn't impossible! Yes. So please let's put our hands together as I finally present to you my latest baby... IFY — A Romantic Thriller finally live in Hard Copies!!! https://i57.tinypic.com/zv632t.jpg So do you want to start from where we stopped? Are you ready to find out what finally happened? Are you ready to start from where we dropped off? Good. No more stories. Hurry now! Just call or WhatsApp me now on this number 0810 798 4769 for us to make arrangements on how to get your own copy sharp sharp! Now, let the real fun begin... Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. So who's going to be our first caller? Yes. Hello...hello...who's on the line please? Yes, this is Vince speaking...and you are....? Please can you speak louder? You are...? Of course, anasbeaut...!!! Ha ha ha.... For those who want the soft copy immediately, it is still available in the following outlets: Get The Full Story Today on Smashwords(soft copy) [url=url=http://www.amazon.com/Ify-Emeka-Onwuka-ebook/dp/B00MYFYGIQ/wwwthehungerf-20]Get The Full Story Today on Amazon.com(soft copy)[/url] Get The Full Story Today on Amazon.co.uk(soft copy) The hard copy is also available on Amazon and you can get it here: Get The Full Story Today on Amazon.com(hard copy) And if you cannot go through the PayPal stress, you can also get it now directly from my website with your ATM card here: Get The Full Story Today directly from my Website (soft copy) Thanks. |
| Politics › Re: Opposition 101: A Guide To Effective Opposition criticism, General Checkmating by 2scorehigh(m): 11:37pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Funny. The way some of Buhari antagonists have been behaving and mouthing off. Met with some of them this past week and they were like, "Hey, Buhari is now in power o! Where is the change he promised?!" And I'm like, "What?! Are you crazy or something?!" Reminds me of that fairy tale tortoise that was locked up in a jail full of shite for so many years. On sighting his jailers on the day of his release, he cried out and told them to do fast and release him because he can no longer stand the odoriferous stench of the prison. |
| Romance › Re: How Do The Successful Combat A Lonely Lovelife? by 2scorehigh(m): 3:26pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Oraculus:I know that feeling. 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Webmasters › Re: Google Adsense Questions : Please Help. by 2scorehigh(m): 4:44pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
myklangelo:Nice one. I've always harbored this idea of writing an Igbo novel but my fear is that I don't know if anyone will even bother to read. But now, I have a feeling your blog will give me that inspiration! Nwanne naapu m ya! |
| Politics › Re: Ubah To Buhari: Remove Fuel Subsidy, Probe Those Behind Shutdown by 2scorehigh(m): 10:48am On Jun 01, 2015 |
Seriously, I think I'm beginning to like this Ifeanyichukwu Nwuba of a guy! 7 Likes |
| Family › Re: Things Your Fiancé/ husband Is Better Off Not Knowing. by 2scorehigh(m): 12:27pm On May 28, 2015 |
Well, I'll say it depends on the type of man you have and how powerful his psychological bulletproof is. But as for me, hmmmmm, it's a different ball game altogether and there's no way out. Nne, whatever you tell me will be used against you. Whatever you don't tell me will be used against you. So think about that carefully before you start blabbling. |
| Politics › Re: Angry Letter To The Nigerian Youth-- Nailed It by 2scorehigh(m): 8:03pm On May 27, 2015*. Modified: 11:01am On May 28, 2015 |
deb:Well said. Seriously speaking, I believe this article is solely and strictly written to challenge, inspire and spur the Nigerian Youth into taking proactive measures towards securing our uncertain future. Complaining about what is wrong with the system is not entirely wrong. It's good because a problem well stated is half solved. But... The problem has always been that discouraging and annoying habit of doing nothing after raising all that hell and making all those tirades because a problem half solved is still very much a problem unsolved! So we need to encourage more of our youths to adopt a more proactive approach towards tackling the hydra-headed behemoth of a problem we face in the country and make the most of the opportunity we already have rather than adopting our usual docile and sometimes, disheartening feeling-less-concerned attitude to dire issues concerning our future. I think, that is the CHANGE we need to happen in the psyche of our youths. 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Help My Husband's Addiction Is Really Killing Me. by 2scorehigh(m): 9:31am On May 27, 2015 |
Ha ha ha... men and their porn addiction! Well, my dear OP, I'm afraid to say it but there's no way you can stop him unless he really wants to stop it. No amount of threats, prayers, will make him stop unless he really wants to. Why? Because, porn addiction is a thing of the mind. He just has to fulfill those fantasies, in one way or the other. Are you in doubts? Think I don't know what I'm saying? Alright, now listen to this: "Give a man a va-ga-ina and he will shpichs for a day. Teach a man to use his hand as a va-ga-ina, and he will shpichs for a lifetime!" - General Aladeen, The Dictator |
| Education › Re: Let's See How Intelligent You Are by 2scorehigh(m): 4:40pm On May 23, 2015 |
It's 40. |
| Family › Re: How To Become Emotionally Strong by 2scorehigh(m): 3:03pm On May 21, 2015 |
Nice one. Awesomely factual. But I'm not surprised after all it's eleojo the Lightworker again at his best! |
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