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Hmm... this is a very big opportunity o!

E be like dis na my turn to finally bloooowwww!

Yay!

People o, abeg, just in case anyone is in need of thesis, I've got some theses for sale!

Oklander:
Okay, Buhari all the way.

We are still yet to see the students of our "Mr. lecturer" phd holder Jonathan.
#Jona,show us your students.

My friend you better watch your tongue and mind how you speak!

How can you make such a calumnious statement against my amiable lecturer? I suggest you tender an apology right away!

Of course, he was my lecturer and he took me in the course ZOO 312: Basic Fishing Techniques.

From where do you think I learnt how to fish without shoes?

No stories again! Buhari has won!

This is how to play politics. Act dumb. Look confused. Say few or no words. Keep everyone guessing. Make your opponent look more powerful than they are. Then strike at the last moment.

This is surely going to be a good theme for my next novel.

But in meantime, seriously, please can someone tell me, what thafurck is wrong with this man? https://i62.tinypic.com/2yyw3lc.jpg

chival:
This happened to me during my service year, the only difference being that it was morning and just as the person was leaving I saw his/her form from the corner of my eye. I jumped out of bed to the sitting room of the corper's lodge and saw no one. Mind you, the sitting room in question was so long that no one could have made it across and out that fast.

Also, just like the post above, I was wide awake, felt the weight on my bed but was frozen and couldn't do anything until whatever it was left.

Oh wow! Sounds to me like you've been fu.cked by an extraterrestrial.

Hope you enjoyed it, huh?

So you see my son, lack of money is the root of all evil.

I won't judge until I hear from the man.

Well, mister OP, guess I cannot fault you 'cause 'tis your personal opinion though.

Hahahahahahha...

Choi!

"He met our oil and our oil had a bad luck and poured away!"

NotMyWordz

ProfessorPeter:
person where e no get certificates e dey fit write an article?

You are write, sir.

This is really going to be an interesting TV series.

Wow! Jos sounds cool.

But over here in Saambisar, it's always hot.

And anytime the temperature tries to drop

We use b0mbs n grenades to ignite more heat.

Yes of course, we like it hawt! Maybe, you should move over here, huh? I'm ready for a swop, if you don't mind

ABEngine:
You wouldn't know what it feels like fighting an addiction because your conscience hasn't condemned them yet. Addictions vary from candies to hard drugs.

I had this friend that could kill to get the latest fashion accessory and she had a particular affinity for handbags. Yes she suffered grossly when she lost her job and couldn't fit in properly anymore.

Dear OP, I leave in the real world, despite the fact my intuition tells of an advertorial up there but for the sake of the war I would suggest you find an alternate chore to occupy those times the cravings are likely to reoccur. Avoid whatever situation or location that could trigger a craving.

Guy, abeg enta any bar of your choice and collect two bottles of orijin on my head. I'll pay.

You have a very strong n powerful instinct. I couldn't see the said problem as I read thru. I could only see a guy advertising his excess prowess in all ramifications.

I'm glad it wasn't just me.

na wa o! boys are getting more and more desperate.

But what if his NEPA bill is with the Military Board too?

SuperMartins:
The love of money has over taken humanity..

It's a pity, really! Money is the new GOD!

PaulJohn1:
Mixing religion with politics is not good. But what baffles is how the catholic bishops who have dissociated themselves from the Enugu Reverend, since the footage of him castigating Mr. Jonathan went viral, see nothing bad or worth correction when he(Enugu Reverend) hosted Mrs Patience and endorsed her husband(president). Perhaps, his action then wasn't political, but became one the momemt it involves Buhari, or better still a Muslim politician.
I won't judge because I ain't God. But humanly speaking, it's a pure display of hypocrisy and double standard.

Don't mind them! Probably, Mbaka is trying to block where their source of livelihood is coming from so they are feeling threatened all of a sudden!

I laugh when I hear them say Mbaka should not dabble into politics and concentrate only in meeting with the spiritual needs of his followers and I'm like spiritual needs indeed!

People talking as if they don't know or have completely forgotten that man is a political animal in toto. Wasn't it in that same Bible that Elijah was sent by God to warn Ahab and his wicked Jezebel of the consequences of their evil deeds?

Nnaa na wa o!

InZA:
95% of girls that have "He must have a sense of humor" as one of their necessary tick boxes, don't even have any sense of humor themselves... Very dry, Witty-less girls... Very odd but true

I don't exactly agree with you sir. What do you expect? Humor is strictly a guy's thing.

I don't know about you but I think most women appreciate humor from guys way more than men appreciate humor from women.

In fact, I don't think I will ever take any funny girl serious.

But that's my opinion anyway.

SuperModerator:
so right!!!
Nairaland looking for traffic at the expense of shadowing reasonable posts with these irrelevant celebrity news


nairaland used have more serious minded people seeking and pooling ideas together, but it isn't the same now

Thank you so much. I'm so glad someone else is noticing the unwholesome and worrying trend.

That's good. Those who have ears should heed to that advice.

One secret most sampling guys don't know is that you get a better sampling experience inside marriage than outside of it...

Well, that's what my friend who got married two months ago told me when I met him in one kain hotel like that.

"Why?" I asked him.

...because you don't get to pay anything, he angrily replied before slamming the door in my face to join the ashawo he had already rented to the night!

Na wa o!

Anyway sha, de tin fit am but pls o, is he related to Anyim Pius Anyim?

Ohh Fada Mbaka, why did you do this?
Why did you chose to shoot yourself in the foot?
Why didn't you just keep your thoughts to yourself?
You should have chosen to keep mum and give to Caesar what is Caesar's!
Or better still,
If you must say something
You should have opened your mouth and chorused, "YES, YES, STEALING IS NOT CORRUPTION!"
Now look at what you've done to yourself

Collynzo9:
APC's creations was PURELY for the purpose of returning power to the north, You know that.
Your post is full of nonsense really.

I don't think so. Power to the North; power to the South, is not really the issue here.

My only concern is how the policies of any given government of the day affects my purchasing power.

Well, he still looks like...Denrele.

Richiy:
I swear you just spoke my mind. He will treat her like he treats you and expect you to be happy with that and keep quiet? Nope!

Chai! See jelosy!

Anyway sha, na una sabi. As for me, na flirting things all the time!

penisilin:
boy, how are you? I voted for dis yeye man in 2011 based on Yar'dua's plan he was working on... Now, you (boy) will be voting for the first time in ya life and you want to give ur first fruit to the evil one... Pity ya life boy, pity ya life...

Ha ha ha...I'll follow your footsteps based on that same Yar'Adua plans he might still be having. Don't blame me. Like father; like son...

Banger? Hmm, it's more like boko bomb.

penisilin:
i will repeat it again and again, that our clueless president is just a puppet in the hands of a wicked witch... well, the embarrassment will continue in otuoke any time soon.....

Alright. Point noted but I have just one question for you. Did you or did you not vote for him in 2011?

If you did, then I think you may be ranking higher in the ascending order of cluelessness.

Chai Arsenal or Sczenzny fockop bigtime or else it would have a perfect New Year for me with this result ayam seeing here!

Wonders shall leva leva end! Imagine me sopporting Tottenham Hotspurs for the very furst tyme in ma lyfe!

Hilarious indeed!

But Harrychocoberry, you wouldn't blame Nigerians for having such 'my enemies' mentality because so many Nigerians are religious and there is a strong correlation between being religious and being fearful.

And when someone is inherently in a constant state of fear, consciously or otherwise, as in being paranoid, they tend to believe all sorts of boolsheet!