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fredoooooo:
jokers

No min' dem. For their mind, dem tink say dem don carry the FA Cup abi?

kalindaminda:
Most posters in this thread are hypocrites. The marriage is a damn comedy. Accept it.

I think you're right. There's a glaring mismatch in the match that most people seem to be consciously ignoring and that's quite ridiculous.

But on a lighter note and generally speaking, it's believed that most people in relationship are looking for someone to complete them. In other words, they go for what they think or feel they are lacking.

So in Oshio's case, maybe it's the girl's looks i.e beauty. As for the Cape Verdean girl, Lara, methinks it might be Oshio's fatherly experience, status or position of power, and... you know...

omenka:
I believe this plan would improve transparency and accountability.

Everyone making last minute attempts to clean house. Buhari's image indeed precedes him. Not a finger lifted, yet people seem to be shitting in their pants already.

We are hopeful things will get much better in this country.

What a confession...

God bless Nigeria.

Could this be the reason why Orubebe was fighting both tooth and nail?

Oshio why?

So youself don join #TeamForeignGirls?

Oshio diarisgod o!

Pavore9:
Feel no pity for her because as l type this some deaf Nigerians are heading to different Airports across the world with their own package!

Their own package, right? Ha ha ha... guy how you take know?

Going through this thread, I must say that it's really a pity the travails many of our youths are going through due to unemployment.

The way I see it, the problem is not just that there's massive unemployment in the land. We even face a greater problem because so many of our youths don't even have any idea what to do to save the situation.

I blame our school system in this regard for not adequately preparing our students for the grim situation that awaits them after graduation.

Well, all hope is not lost. Something can still be done to salvage the dire situation. A solution must be found.

And so for those who really want to tackle and lift themselves out of the daily quagmire they face everyday as a result of unemployment, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the new deal.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

-Albert Einstein

Kentrasso:
I had empathy while reading this story until the writer got to the point where she says you have to sleep with almost every lecturer in a public school to get good grades. All my sympathy for this sob story vanished.
From what I know about universities, considering that I actually attended one, NO lecturer will force a lady to sleep with him. None. The people who fall for this are the desperate, lazy scumbags who allow themselves to be slept with in exchange for grades.
Nobody who studies hard and stays away from inappropriate behaviour with their lecturer will fail. It's a fact

Well said. I love this. A wise statement from a highly intellectual girl. Are you? Don't bother to answer. Of course, your glasses and your forehead gave you away. Please keep it up. Just know you now have one more admirer. We'll talk later, okay?

Borwe:
Check out all head first *title of issue* books. Most interative and none boring books I have ever read.

You are right! Those Head First people eh! They teach in a crazily delicious way.

I love being tested by women.

This is why.

Women are funny. Very very funny. Sometimes, these shït love tests they dish out to guys are actually a test for control. Most times, they do these things because they want to know if you can or cannot be (easily) controlled.

So a smart guy should always be ready to take the advantage. Learn how to play such girls at their own game. Since you already know what she’s expecting from you, you are now at liberty to confuse her by choosing to do the opposite anytime you so wish, that is to say, choose when to play along by succumbing and when not to by thwarting her game.

This confusion will keep her intrigued as she’ll keep on wondering why you are so unpredictable and different—from other guys—even as her attraction towards you builds up.

Your unpredictability also introduces a slight element of danger in your relationship which is good for you as a man because that way, she will never take you (or your love) for granted.

And that, coupled with the knowledge that she doesn’t really understand you nor can she frustrate you is what makes you so irresistible.

Oh, and you are still wondering why they say girls love bad boys?!

It's a pity, what our youths are going through, but I'm glad there's always a way out.

wristwatch:
The need for financial stability is one of the main key if not the main key to win a lady's heart.

Bank

Gradually this is falling out of the favourites but still pay well for employees. Ladies are attracted to guys who walk in banks like GTB, 1st bank, Zenith and few among others. Their good looking and charming smile coupled with their stable financial income is a green light for ladies.

Really? Hmm, but so many guys do walk in the bank so what are the girls really waiting for?

Hi there mighty1. I know this is coming almost 4 good years since you made your post but what can I say other than I so much enjoyed stumbling upon and going thru this thread.

Wow! I must say congratulations to you for having this desire because methinks we really need so many of our youths to be thinking like that so as to spur the creativity we need to experience that breakthrough our country badly needs at the moment.

Well, I just want to tell you not be deterred in any way at all. And don't listen to the ones telling you it is not just possible. In fact, see their cajoles as nothing but a clear sign on the little or no competition you are going to face in the realization of your set goals.

I know that you can do it and do it legally once you set your mind to it. It's just a matter of setting your goals and working towards it.

How do I know this?

Of course, I'm already on the same pathway too. Well, not the billionaire journey but then again, who knows, anything is possible.

You might have to checkout my signature to find out more about what I'm talking about.

Thanks.

Once again, congrats.

I prefer Blogger.

In terms of security, I'll rank Blogger higher. There was a time I used WordPress for my site and the homepage was defaced by some Iranian hackers. You cannot try that rubbish with Blogger.

Blogger is also owned by Google so that might also influence things like page rank and searches.

But then again, you don't really own your Blogger blog because Google might seize it at anytime, well, at anytime you run contrary to their rules and regulations.

showafrica:
Bae, it's an involuntary action and its nobodys fault. Honestly, you cannot explain why you don't easily make friends with them. Its just an atitude God put in women for procreation. I know how many girls wey I don catch with jealousy. If she is forming hard to get for too long, I will gradually start been friendly with her friend or room mate, before you know it, she don land for my bed.

It's true. In the art of seduction, if you want to get a girl; go for her sister.

It works all the time.

...And you get two girls instead of one.

Hmm... chai, this is a very sad death.

It's a pity.

Nothing new.

We all know these things.

If you don't know these things already, then you must be a learner.

That picture of the man Jona on the treadmill... na wa o!

Obviously, the guy was testing her management skills and longer-throat meter.

Sadly, she failed all the tests woefully.

Well, I hope the said bag can wipe away her tears, sorrows and regrets... if any.

Billyonaire:
That's like Christianity; People believe in Virgin birth because all others believed too. No questions, no answers.

Not only Christianity. All religions, in fact.

Don't entertain any logic. Accept it by faith. Do what others are doing and you will be safe.

And then, another minion is born.

Na wa o! So na only one round the guy dey fit do abi?

pcguru1:
Yeah I failed GTB like 3 times it was depressing everyone wanted me to be a banker till I closed eye and followed my programming. Not everyone's meant for the bank am glad I never passed. Where I work gives me Intense knowledge and irony is the company I work with no Nigerian bank cannot avoiding working with them.

Yeah, that's the spirit! Follow your dream one time!

Phinagold:
Was experiencing all of the above and then i quit d job. now am jobless at d moment,i wish i didnt

Waking up every morning hale and hearty only to discover that it's another new day.

Isn't it amazing how almost every occurrence or happenstance in this clime has a spiritual connotation attached to it?

That Fedora hat on the head of the President-elect reminds me of one soon to be ex-president from the Niger Delta.

I hope someone is not copying someone's style abi swag?

Anyway sha... sai Buhari!

Midlife crisis, I guess.